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Swearing by Daniel Sloss (Comedian). This article contains language which some readers may find offensive.
Cunt, fuck, shit, bugger,
arse, bastard, bitch, dildo Baggins, cock porridge, rim job. If anyone
of these words offend you please stop reading now. It’s nothing personal
between you and me, I just don’t want to tarnish your opinion of
myself. You and me have a difference of opinions, and I know you won‘t
enjoy reading my opinion just like I wouldn‘t enjoy hearing yours, so
we‘ll just shake hands and hug it out here and I‘ll see you some other
time. Nice hair by the way, love your face…
Oh and twat… If you don’t like twat please leave now.
As for the rest of you CONGRATULATIONS! YOU MADE IT! You’re not a
complete moron. You are not offended by tiny little words. You are not
someone who is trying to change the world because you get upset by the
sound of a syllable. But you are someone I’m very likely to get on with.
I love swearing. I think swearing is fucking awesome. All swear words
are great. They express everything you could never express with normal
words. They can describe anything: pain, joy, happiness, anguish, love,
hate and Tim Burton.
I’ve been swearing since I was about 6 years old
when I moved to Fife (Scotland). Everyone swears in Fife, it’s like a law. If you
by a keyboard from Fife you will notice that there are no spacebars,
just the word “fucking.” I did a gig in Fife where I thought I did well.
I thought the guy gave me a 4 star review, turns out he was just
calling me a dick.
But clichéd jokes aside, swearing is fantastic. I fully agree that
once upon a time swearing may have been offensive. That time is not now.
Years ago swearing may have been offensive because of the intent behind
the swearing. It wasn’t the actual words that were offensive but the
fact that someone was so angry or upset that they used these words. And
it was the emotion behind the swearing that made it upsetting.
Nowadays that is not the case. “Fuck me, that was a lovely bit of
steak that was,” a phrase my dad uses often. That is not an offensive
statement, unless you’re a vegetarian in which case you have other
problems. “I feel like shit”. Again, not an offensive statement.
But people will moan “Oh, you didn’t have to say shit. You could
have say ‘I feel bad’ or ‘I feel like heck’. Why didn’t you?” Why?
Because I don’t want to sound like Ned fucking Flanders. I don’t want to
sound pathetic. People who substitute words for swear words make a
stronger case for swearing that I ever could. “Oh fiddle sticks!” - you
sound like a fucking twat.
Contrary to popular belief, swearing is funny. It is big and it is
clever. Stephen Fry does it and he is both. Swearing is fucking
hilarious. One of my favourite things about watching stand up when I was
five wasn’t the clever jokes I didn’t get, not the sexual references I
wouldn’t understand for a couple of years (still don’t know what a
clitoris is… probably a myth) it was the fact that Jack Dee would say
“fuck” or “shit” or “that was fucking shit” I would squeal with laughter
at this. But why did I find it so funny? Why wasn’t I horrendously
upset? Why wasn’t I immediately writing into OFCOM to let them know I
had nothing else better to do with my day? Oh that’s right. It’s because
I wasn’t a miserable, selfish, narrow-minded, old cunt.
I believe the only reason people are upset by swearing now is
because when you’re five years old your mother hands you a piece of
paper with 10 words on it and says “If anyone says these words. I want
you to be sad, OK?” And we are. We have it built into our system. “Only
bad boys and girls use those words,” and we get punished for when we do
use them. Why? Because some people are upset by it? No… because the
adults are upset by it. Isn’t it a tad ironic that you don’t get upset
or offended by things until you become and adult, and then you decide to
protect the children from these things in case they get upset, even
though you know fine well they don’t. You just think other people will
be upset by these words. Not you. Not your kids. Other people who you‘ve
never met. You don‘t want to upset them, just in case.
Why? Why not
upset them? They‘re offended by swearing. I‘m offended by them. Fuck em
(not literally, they‘re all stuck up prudes). These same adults who will
tell you “sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains
excite me.” Oh wait, that was Rihanna. Shit, she says that… Unless you
listen to the radio edited version of her song where they bleep out
those horrible obscenities of “whips” and “chains” (really?!?!?! That’s
offensive?!?!)
Now I just make up my own words. Sometimes she’s like a
little old lady, she gets excited by “tea” and “biscuits”. Other times
she’s just plain weird and enjoys “penguins” and “bendy straws”. Anyway,
these adults always say “sticks and stones may break my bones but words
can never harm me”. Then what happens? The second you call Garry Todd a
dickhead for spilling your Irn Bru you get punished… IT WAS MY IRN BRU
AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN WANT ANY GARRY!!
Don’t get me wrong, I think too much swearing can be bad (not really, I
have to say that so I don‘t sound like a total bell end). But not in
the way that I think it’s overkill, just in the way that I think that
it’s bad if someone uses any word too many times. Like “really” and
“like.” “I was really like, really excited for this like band to come on
and they were like really late and I was reeeaalllly drunk” is a
sentence that offends me more than “Go fuck yourself.” But the right
amount of swearing? Aww, it’s sublime. It can be better than sex. It can
be used during sex. “GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME! WHO THE SHIT ARE YOU?”
(kidding). But look at Billy Connolly, Jack Dee and Michael McIntyre.
They all swear. Does it make them less funny? No, not even slightly. It
enhances the comedy, when they swear it adds extra detail to the joke.
Lets you know how pissed off the were or how annoying that one guy was.
Don’t let people tell you swearing is offensive. My gran always said
it showed I had a limited vocabulary? How? I’m using 10 more words than
you! But these old people, they’ll convince you eventually and that’s
what happens. Form your own opinion. If someone says “fuck” if you’re
natural reaction on your own is to gasp or look away then I’m sorry.
It’s too late for you and I’m sorry for this blog which I imagine has
got your panties in quite a bit of a twist. But if you giggle, if you
smile or even if you just skim over it and don’t pay it any attention.
Thank you. Honestly, you are awesome!
Daniel Sloss. 2011.
I am Daniel Sloss. I am a stand-up
comedian. I have decided to make a blog because occasionally I get
bored and occasionally I get funny, maybe in this blog it will happen at
the same time :D
11 Warning Signs Your Career Has Stalled
By Charles Purdy, Monster Senior Editor
Your career can lose power for many reasons: a lack of opportunities, industry changes and plain old boredom are just a few of them.
Are you wondering whether your career has stalled? Here are some of the top warning signs, according to experts:
1. Your role and responsibilities haven't changed in a few years or more.
2. You've bounced from employer to employer without much change in job title or salary.
3. You can't remember the last time you learned something new about your industry or field.
4. People hired after you have been promoted faster than you.
5. You're not invited to important discussions or meetings of the kind you used to attend.
6. You have fewer job duties than you used to.
7. Your performance reviews contain terms like "consistently meets expectations" or "adequate performance."
8. No one at work asks for your help -- or no one in your professional network asks for advice.
9. You dread going to work in the morning.
10. Your manager and coworkers stop communicating with you -- in general, your phone rings less and you get fewer emails.
11.
You spend a lot of time complaining about work, or and when you tell
stories about work, you are the story's "victim," not its hero. Sound
familiar? Never fear -- there are plenty of ways to get your career back
in the fast lane. Here are some ideas:
Talk to Your Boss
A
first step is to address problems head-on. For instance, if you've been
stalled in the same position at the same employer, request a copy of
the title hierarchy and job descriptions in your organization, says
Debra Yergen, author of the Creating Job Security Resource Guide.
“Work with human resources and your boss to find out what steps you
need to take to move from where you are to the next step up,” she says.
Alternatively,
tell your boss you're ready for new challenges and new assignments. If
you've been quietly doing your job and keeping your head down, he may
not realize that you're feeling unfulfilled.
Ask for What You Need
Alan
G. Bauer, president of recruiter Bauer Consulting Group, says you can
ask your manager for tips on what you need to improve. Also, he says you
can ask your HR department what's going on with an overdue raise. "If
your merit increases are lower than your coworkers', there may be an
issue,” he says. “The company budgeted a certain amount for salary
increases -- if you aren't getting your share, you need to find out
why."
Brad Karsh, founder and president of the career-services
firm JobBound, says to look for ways to be more effective, efficient and
strategic. “Ask your manager about the possibility of a rotational
program to see the inner workings of the company and gain fresh
perspective and new ideas," he says.
Take Initiative
Karsh
also suggests figuring out what keeps your boss up at night. “Find a
way to solve that problem,” he says. “You need to be a key player."
You can also take some classes or work toward a degree, suggests Mary Greenwood, author of How to Interview Like a Pro.
Or
consider on-the-job training. "If you value continuous learning, you
can volunteer for a project that will require new skills,” says
executive coach Elene Cafasso. “Perhaps you can transfer to another area of the business or learn what's needed to back up a coworker."
Rick Dacri, author of Uncomplicating Management,
suggests getting actively involved in a professional association. “Get a
leadership role, speak before the group or write an article for the
newsletter, for instance," he says.
Adjust Your Attitude
Negativity is one of the worst career killers.
"If you are spending a great deal of your energy moaning and whining
about your circumstances, it's time to try and make a new start before
you become so emotionally expensive that the organization feels the need
to cut you," says Cy Wakeman, author of Reality-Based Leadership.
Identifying your dissatisfaction and taking steps to resolve it is the first step. The next step may be to update your resume and start looking for a new job.
"It may be that hanging on to an unhealthy or unproductive employment
relationship is what's holding you back,” Yergen says. “I've witnessed a
handful of people this year who have identified their dissatisfaction
and set a date to quit -- even without a job waiting -- and found
something just before or just after the date of their resignation.
Sometimes you just have to take that step."
If your career is stalled, perhaps a new career is the right answer. Start exploring options by reaching out to your professional network, job shadowing or talking to your HR department about an internal transfer.
What does the Arab world do when its water runs out?
Water
usage in north Africa and the Middle East is unsustainable and
shortages are likely to lead to further instability – unless governments
take action to solve the impending crisis
A camel takes a drink in Jordan. The Middle East faces conflict if its water shortage is not tackled. Photograph: Neal Clark/Robert Harding Collection
Poverty, repression, decades of injustice and mass unemployment have
all been cited as causes of the political convulsions in the Middle East
and north Africa these last weeks. But a less recognised reason for the
turmoil in Egypt, Tunisia, Algeria, Yemen, Jordan and now Iran has been
rising food prices, directly linked to a growing regional water crisis.
The diverse states that make up the Arab world, stretching from the
Atlantic coast to Iraq, have some of the world's greatest oil reserves,
but this disguises the fact that they mostly occupy hyper-arid places. Rivers
are few, water demand is increasing as populations grow, underground
reserves are shrinking and nearly all depend on imported staple foods
that are now trading at record prices.
For a region that expects populations to double to more than 600 million within 40 years, and climate change
to raise temperatures, these structural problems are political dynamite
and already destabilising countries, say the World Bank, the UN and
many independent studies.
In recent reports they separately warn that the riots and
demonstrations after the three major food-price rises of the last five
years in north Africa and the Middle East might be just a taste of
greater troubles to come unless countries start to share their natural
resources, and reduce their profligate energy and water use.
"In the future the main geopolitical resource in the Middle
East will be water rather than oil. The situation is alarming," said
Swiss foreign minister Micheline Calmy-Rey last week, as she launched a
Swiss and Swedish government-funded report for the EU.
The Blue Peace
report examined long-term prospects for seven countries, including
Turkey, Iraq, Jordan, the Palestinian territories and Israel. Five
already suffer major structural shortages, it said, and the amount of
water being taken from dwindling sources across the region cannot
continue much longer.
"Unless there is a technological breakthrough or a miraculous
discovery, the Middle East will not escape a serious [water] shortage,"
said Sundeep Waslekar, a researcher from the Strategic Foresight Group who wrote the report.
Autocratic, oil-rich rulers have been able to control their
people by controlling nature and have kept the lid on political turmoil
at home by heavily subsidising "virtual" or "embedded" water in the form
of staple grains imported from the US and elsewhere.
But, says Jon Alterman, director of the Middle East programme at
the Washington-based Centre for Strategic Studies, existing political
relationships are liable to break down when, as now, the price of food
hits record levels and the demand for water and energy soars.
"Water is a fundamental part of the social contract in Middle
Eastern countries. Along with subsidised food and fuel, governments
provide cheap or even free water to ensure the consent of the governed.
But when subsidised commodities have been cut, instability has often
followed.
"Water's own role in prompting unrest has so far been relatively
limited, but that is unlikely to hold. Future water scarcity will be
much more permanent than past shortages, and the techniques governments
have used in responding to past disturbances may not be enough," he
says.
"The problem will only get worse. Arab countries depend on other
countries for their food security – they're as sensitive to floods in
Australia and big freezes in Canada as on the yield in Algeria or Egypt
itself," says political analyst and Middle East author Vicken Cheterian.
"In 2008/9, Arab countries' food imports cost $30bn. Then,
rising prices caused waves of rioting and left the unemployed and
impoverished millions in Arab countries even more exposed. The paradox
of Arab economies is that they depend on oil prices, while increased
energy prices make their food more expensive," says Cheterian.
The region's most food- and water-insecure country is Yemen, the
poorest in the Arab world, which gets less than 200 cubic metres of
water per person a year – well below the international water poverty
line of 1,000m3 – and must import 80-90% o f its food.
According to Mahmoud Shidiwah, chair of the Yemeni water and
environment protection agency, 19 of the country's 21 main aquifers are
no longer being replenished and the government has considered moving
Sana'a, the capital city, with around two million people, which is
expected to run dry within six years.
"Water shortages have increased political tensions between groups. We have a very big problem," he says.
Two internal conflicts are already raging in Yemen and the capital
has been rocked by riots this month. "There is an obvious link between
high food prices and unrest [in the region]. Drought, population and
water scarcity are aggravating factors. The pressure on natural
resources is increasing, and the pressure on the land is great," said
Giancarlo Cirri, the UN World Food Programme representative in Yemen.
"If you look at the recent Small Arms Survey
[in Yemen], they try to document the increase in what they call social
violence due to this pressure on water and land. This social violence is
increasing, and related deaths and casualties are pretty high. The
death tolls in the northern conflict and the southern conflict are a
result of these pressures," said Cirri.
Other Arab countries are not faring much better. Jordan, which
expects water demand to double in the next 20 years, faces massive
shortages because of population growth and a longstanding water dispute
with Israel. Its per capita water supply will fall from the current 200m3 per person to 91m3 within 30 years, says the World Bank. Palestine and Israel fiercely dispute fragile water resources.
Algeria and Tunisia, along with the seven emirates in the UAE,
Morocco, Iraq and Iran are all in "water deficit" – using far more than
they receive in rain or snowfall. Only Turkey has a major surplus, but
it is unwilling to share. Abu Dhabi, the world's most profligate water
user, says it will run out of its ancient fossil water reserves in 40
years; Libya has spent $20bn pumping unreplenishable water from deep
wells in the desert but has no idea how long the resource will last;
Saudi Arabian water demand has increased by 500% in 25 years and is
expected to double again in 20 years – as power demand surges as much as
10% a year.
The Blue Peace report highlights the rapid decline in many of the
region's major water sources. The water level in the Dead Sea has
dropped by nearly 150ft since the 1960s. The marshlands in Iraq have
shrunk by 90% and the Sea of Galilee (Lake Kinneret) is at risk of
becoming irreversibly salinised by salt water springs below it.
Meanwhile, says the UN, farm land is becoming unusable as
irrigation schemes and intensive farming lead to waterlogging and
desalination.
Some oil-rich Arab countries are belatedly beginning to address the
problem. Having drained underground aquifers to grow inappropriate
crops for many years, they have turned en masse to desalination. More
than 1,500 massive plants now line the Gulf and the Mediterranean and
provide much of north Africa and the Middle East's drinking water – and
two-thirds of the world's desalinated water.
The plants take salty or brackish water, and either warm it,
vaporise it and separate off the salts and impurities, or pass it
through filters. According to the WWF, it's an "expensive, energy
intensive and greenhouse gas-emitting way to get fresh water", but costs
are falling and the industry is booming.
Solar-powered plants are being built for small communities but no
way has been found to avoid the concentrated salt stream that the plants
produce. The impurities extracted from the water mostly end up back in
the sea or in aquifers and kill marine life.
Only now are countries starting to see the downsides of
desalination. Salt levels in the Arabian Gulf are eight times higher in
some places than they should be, as power-hungry water plants return
salt to an already saline sea. The higher salinity of the seawater
intake reduces the plant's efficiency and, in some areas, marine life is
suffering badly, affecting coral and fishing catches.
Desalination has allowed dictators and elites to continue to waste
water on a massive scale. Nearly 20% of all Saudi oil money in the 1970s
and 80s was used to provide clean water to grow wheat and other crops
in regions that would not naturally be able to do so. Parks, golf
courses, roadside verges and household gardens are all still watered
with expensively produced clean drinking water. The energy – and
therefore water – needed to keep barely insulated buildings super-cold
in Gulf states is astonishing.
A few Arab leaders recognise that water and energy profligacy must be
curbed if ecological disaster is to be avoided. In Abu Dhabi, which is
building Masdar, the $20bn futuristic city to be run on renewable energy,
the environment agency is spearheading a massive drive to reduce water
use. Concrete is replacing water-hungry grass verges and new laws demand
water-saving devices in all buildings.
"We cannot go on giving free water and energy. It's not
benefiting anyone. We have to change and we will change. We know we must
find common solutions," says Razan Khalifa al-Mubarak, assistant head
of the environment agency.
"Allah does not like those who waste," says Talib al-Shehhi,
director of preaching at the ministry of Islamic affairs. "Safeguarding
resources and water especially is central to religion. The Qu'ran says
water is a pillar of life and consequently orders us to save [it], and
Muhammad instructs us to do so."
Water awareness is definitely growing, says Kala Krishnan, member
of an eco club at the large Indian school in Abu Dhabi. "People were
amazed when we showed them how much they use in a day. We stacked up 550
one-litre bottles and they refused to believe it. Now schools are
competing with each other to reduce water wastage."
More than 2,000 mosques in Abu Dhabi have been fitted with
water-saving devices, which is saving millions of gallons of water a
year when people wash before prayer. Other UAE states are expected to
follow.
The more drastic response to the crisis is to shift farming
elsewhere and to build reserves. Saudi Arabia said in 2008 it would cut
domestic wheat output by 12.5% a year to save its water supplies. It is
now subsidising traders to buy land in Africa. Since the troubles in
Egypt and north Africa, it has said it aims to double its wheat reserves
to 1.4m tonnes, enough to satisfy demand for a year.
Countries now recognise how vulnerable they are to conflict. The
UAE, which includes Abu Dhabi and Dubai, has started to build the
world's largest underground reservoir, with 26,000,000m3 of
desalinated water. It will store enough water for 90 days when
completed. The reasoning is that the UAE is now wholly dependent on
desalination to survive.
"Wars can erupt because of water," said Mohammed Khalfan
al-Rumaithi, director general of the UAE's National Emergency and Crisis
Management Authority last week. "Using groundwater for agriculture is
risky. If it doesn't harm us it will harm other generations," he told
the Federal National Council.
"We suffer from a shortage of water and we should think about
solutions to preserve it rather than using it for agriculture," he said.
Water shortages, concludes the Blue Peace report, are now so
alarming that in a few years opposing camps will have little choice but
to co-operate and share resources, or face ruinous conflict. That way,
it says, instead of a potential accelerator of conflict, the water
crisis can become an opportunity for a new form of peace where any two
countries with access to adequate, clean and sustainable water resources
do not feel motivated to engage in a military conflict. It sounds
optimistic, but the wind of change blowing through the region suggests
everything is possible.
IN NUMBERS: Middle East water facts
10.7% Food-price inflation in Egypt during 2010.
25% Expected increase in Saudi water demand up to 2020.
2.9% Yemen population growth each year.
14 cubic kilometres of water loss from Dead Sea in the past 30 years (1980-2010).
240 cubic metres per person annual water use in Israel.
75 cubic metres per person annual water use in Palestinian West Bank.
$0.53 Cost per cubic metre of desalinated water.
120 Desalination plants throughout UAE, Qatar, Bahrain, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and Iran.
Dominic Lawson: A Libyan stain on Britain's reputation
It was entirely predictable that Gaddafi would order annihilating force to be brought against internal opponents Tuesday, 22 February 2011
For sheer blood-curdling menace,
the televised address by Saif al-Islam Gaddafi takes some beating. His
broadcast to the Libyan nation included the threat that his father's
regime would "fight until the last man, until the last woman, until the
last bullet ... instead of crying over 200 deaths we will cry over
hundreds and thousands of deaths".
He did bizarre as well as
bloodcurdling, offering the demonstrators the concessions of "a new
flag, a new national anthem"; and he accused other rioters of being "on
hallucinogens or drugs" – although his own rambling delivery gave every
impression that Muammar Gadaffi's son was under the influence.
Yet this was the man promoted as the
entirely acceptable face of a 40-year-long dictatorship, not least in
this country. He was feted by the last government, especially by Peter
Mandelson, with whom he would socialise in the grand style. He was also
fawned on by academia. Nine months ago, he was accorded the accolade of
giving the Ralph Miliband lecture at the London School of Economics
(presumably the late professor's sons, David and Ed, were invited
along).
Perhaps this had something to do
with the fact that Saif al-Islam Gaddafi's very own foundation had
written out a cheque for £1.5m to the LSE. Or perhaps not; anyway
Professor David Held of the politics faculty at the LSE gave an
excruciatingly smarmy introduction, telling the audience that "the
Gaddafi Foundation devotes itself to humanitarian work ... especially in
the field of human rights" and that "deep liberal values are at the
core of his inspiration".
Tell that to the unarmed
demonstrators under machine-gun assault from the Gaddafi family's
mercenary shock troops. Yesterday, the LSE rushed out a statement saying
that "the school has had a number of links with Libya in recent years.
In view of the highly distressing news from Libya over the weekend, the
school has reconsidered those links as a matter of urgency". Too late!
The same "reconsidering" is
presumably taking place within government, although the developments in
Libya are infinitely less embarrassing for the Coalition than they would
have been for the previous administration. It was Tony Blair who made
it part of his foreign policy mission to chummy up to Muammar Gaddafi
and it was Gordon Brown who ordered the SAS to train the Libyan
dictator's special forces.
Two weeks ago, official papers were
released which demonstrated that Labour, despite its furious denials,
had, in the words of the Cabinet Secretary Gus O'Donnell, "developed [a
policy] that Her Majesty's Government should do all it could ... to
facilitate an appeal by the Libyans to the Scottish government for
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi's release". The freeing on
"compassionate grounds" of the only man convicted for the Lockerbie
bombing – the biggest mass murder ever to take place in this country –
was just part of the wider effort to "normalise" relations between
Britain and Libya.
At the time, I wrote in this column
that it was ludicrous to become steamed up about the release of Megrahi
while continuing to treat Gaddafi himself as a cuddly old darling: "On
the assumption – shared by both the Scottish and British governments –
that Megrahi was rightfully convicted, then what of Colonel Gaddafi
himself? Is it seriously suggested that Megrahi, a long-serving officer
in the Libyan intelligence service, had acted without orders from above?
If anyone can be accused of being the malevolent power behind the
slaughter of so many innocents heading home for Christmas with their
families, that man is Muammar Abu Minyar al- Gaddafi. Yet this is also
the man whose celebrations of 40 years of dictatorship are to be
attended by prime ministers and presidents from across the globe."
Well, that is the way of the world.
Once Gaddafi had foresworn his previous policy of financing acts of
terror internationally (including by the IRA) then all is forgiven –
especially if the man in question is sitting on top of billions of
barrels of easily extractable crude oil. The Americans have been
critical of Britain's open praise of the "new" Gaddafi, and were
understandably furious about the release of Megrahi, but their own
policy since 2004 has been equally friendly, at least as far as military
business is concerned: two years ago, for example, the US firm General
Dynamics signed a $165m contract to supply sophisticated communications
systems to the Libyan Armed Forces' elite 32 Brigade.
The unsurprising truth is that
while Gaddafi's confrontational attitude towards the West may have
changed – he was deeply impressed by President Bush's removal of Saddam
Hussein and did not want to be next on the hit-list – his character and
methods remained the same as far as his own people were concerned. It
was entirely predictable that he would order annihilating force to be
brought to bear against any internal opponents, even unarmed student
demonstrators. Any shock expressed by the British Foreign Office is
itself shocking. They know – have always known – that this is the nature
of Gaddafi's regime. After all, it was not so long ago that an uprising
of political prisoners in Tripoli's Abu Salim jail was quelled by the
massacre of more than 1,200 inmates.
Doubtless the British wooing of
Saif Gaddafi was based partly on the notion that he would be a
moderating influence on his father. While the old man was, to put it at
its very mildest, eccentric, of all his sons Saif seemed the most
westernised and the most – well, like us. He had a doctorate from the
LSE; he mastered the language of international conferences; he could be
invited to a country-house shoot and be relied upon to use a Purdey
rather than a sub-machine gun; he was always to be seen wearing
impeccable Savile Row suits – indeed he was thus attired when delivering
his bloodthirsty address to the Libyan people on Sunday night.
It is a perennial weakness of
British officials that they assume if a man has had a good education and
wears the right sort of clothes it makes him somehow more trustworthy.
They thought that about Robert Mugabe, finding it hard to imagine that a
man educated by British missionaries and who insisted that his entire
Cabinet abandon tribal costumes and wear British suits, could at the
same time be capable of mass murder. But, of course, he could (and was
awarded an honorary knighthood even after his troops had slaughtered up
to 20,000 civilians in Matabeleland).
The behaviour of rulers such as
Mugabe and Gaddafi can be explained, though not excused, by their fear
of what might happen if they were to lose power. Completely ruthless
themselves, they assume all their opponents (even, or especially, those
professing to be democrats) would treat them as savagely if they ever
got the chance; and, of course, the more people they have murdered, the
more their suspicions are justified.
This would apply as much to the
apparently civilised Saif Gaddafi as it does to his demented father. He
is encouraging the regime's mercenary troops and remaining supporters in
acts of extreme violence because he knows that should they fail to
suppress the opposition he, along with his father, is likely to be
slaughtered – assuming they don't escape to a foreign bolthole first.
According to one of last weekend's
property supplements, Saif Gaddafi is offering his London home (complete
with cinema and suede-lined walls) for rent at £9,500 a week. Say
goodbye to it, Saif.
Mary Ann Sieghart: The dawning of Arab democracy
Most Jordanians don't want a revolution of the French kind; they just want a king who reigns rather than rules Monday, 21 February 2011
Two men in the Middle East have
been watching Bahrain with particular horror. The Kings of Saudi Arabia
and Jordan weren't quite so worried when it was only pesky dictators
being overthrown in Egypt and Tunisia. However undemocratic their
regimes, the Kings could always count on their people believing they had
a certain legitimacy and lineage. But now that a real King is being
threatened? The thrones in Amman and Riyadh must surely be trembling.
I have just come back from a week in
Jordan, and the population there is gulping down the air of the new Arab
Spring. Egypt and Tunisia pepper every conversation but when the
subject turns to their own King Abdullah II, voices lower to a whisper.
It's illegal to criticise the King there, and most people still see the
monarchy as a source of stability in a country which could otherwise be
grievously divided. But, as in the rest of the Middle East, people of
all backgrounds want greater democracy, lower prices, less corruption
and more jobs.
These economic and political reforms
are in the gift of the King. Yes, Jordan has a Parliament, but elections
are widely seen to be rigged, and the King has the power to sack
Governments and dissolve Parliaments at will. Yesterday, he gave his
first speech since the protests began, promising that he would bring in a
new electoral law to give Parliament more power and that he would
encourage his Government to tackle corruption. But he didn't say whether
he was prepared to give up his power to appoint the Prime Minister.
King Abdullah of Jordan is at least
responsive to public opinion, even if he seems to be reacting to
demands rather than pre-empting them. As soon as the President of
Tunisia was ousted and before Egypt followed suit, the King sacked his
Government and brought in a new Prime Minister and Cabinet. In the past,
this might have been enough to placate the citizenry. But with all that
was happening in the rest of the Middle East, it soon looked like too
little.
Every Friday in Jordan for seven
weeks there have been protests in the streets. Last Friday, there was
violence too; opposition groups claimed the Government had sent in its
own armed thugs and that the police refused to intervene. The opposition
is an extraordinarily diverse bunch: a newly formed youth movement has
lined up with the Muslim Brotherhood, westernized middle-class
professionals, Bedouin tribesmen and former army generals to call for
reform.
So far Jordan hasn't cracked down
on its protesters the way Bahrain did or Libya is still doing. The King
has been under pressure from his ally, America, to bring in more reforms
and to do so peacefully. Last week, Admiral Mike Mullen, chairman of
the US Joint Chiefs of Staff, made a personal visit to King Abdullah.
Jordan matters greatly to the West: it shares a long border with Israel,
a shorter one with Iraq, and it is a beacon of relative moderation in
the region.
It is also the home to nearly three
million Palestinians, roughly half the total population. Most of them
have Jordanian citizenship. Supporters of the King claim that only the
overarching institution of the monarchy can bridge the divide between
citizens of Jordanian and Palestinian origin, and that the overthrow of
the King would lead to civil war.
For this reason, it is unlikely
that King Abdullah will soon be packing his bags and heading for
sanctuary in Jeddah or London. But many of his people are still fed up
with him and his wife, Queen Rania, and are now, finally, prepared to
say so, whatever the consequences.
The King has always been buttressed
by the powerful Bedouin tribes (known as East Bankers) and the Army,
both are which are ethnically Jordanian, not Palestinian. So a taboo was
shattered last May when a group of former generals sent him an open
letter complaining about corruption, favours for Palestinians, the
rigging of elections, the unaccountability of government, and political
interference by the Queen.
Then, two weeks ago, another letter
was sent to the King, this time by 36 tribesmen, also complaining about
the Queen, the enrichment of her family, and her interference in
politics. Queen Rania is of Palestinian origin, which of course doesn't
endear her to the East Bankers. But they outspokenly accused her and her
family of "looting the country and the people", of "building centres of
power for her own interest" and of "wasting public money to improve her
personal image abroad at our expense".
Few Jordanians believe that any of
this would have happened under Abdullah's father, King Hussein. Hussein
was charismatic and wily in equal measure. Abdullah has little charisma
and not enough cunning to placate the supporters he needs to keep on
side. Hussein was widely seen as the father of the nation; his posters
are still all over Jordan, 12 years after his death. Abdullah, by
contrast, is turning into a Wizard of Oz figure: a patriarchal symbol
the country wants to believe in, but who is underwhelming in the flesh.
It was in the home of Fares Fayez, a
member of the Bani Sakher tribe, that this controversial letter was
drafted. A grizzled, kindly-looking man, he received me in resplendent
Bedouin dress, on kilim cushions, but took care to tell me that he also
had a PhD in Political Science. "We want to go back to the 1952
constitution – it's our Magna Carta," he explained. That constitution
gave the King many fewer powers than he has now.
"The absence of democracy has led
to big problems of corruption," claims Fayez. "There are two classes in
Jordan: 5 per cent of the people control 90 per cent of the riches of
the country, and 95 per cent of the public control only 10 per cent.
This has made poverty a big problem. Now, because of rising food prices,
there is a lot of hunger and not just poverty."
And these are the words of a candid
friend. "We're not his enemies; we're his advisers. We advise him
better than the hypocrites who clap next to him." Is he worried he will
be punished? He shakes with laughter. "For my country, for my land, we
should sacrifice! I am like Oliver Cromwell."
This is why King Abdullah should be
worried. I wasn't surprised to hear open criticism of him or his regime
from youth leaders or from the Muslim Brotherhood. But when his
traditional supporters are turning on him, that bodes ill.
So the next few weeks will be
critical for a regime that is strategically important for the West. Most
Jordanians now want a King who reigns but does not rule. They want a
new election law that ensures the party with the most parliamentary
seats will form a Government. They want corruption rooted out and they
want to earn enough money to feed and clothe their families properly.
For the King to survive, he needs
to enact all these reforms now, to get ahead of the curve of public
opinion rather than being dragged reluctantly behind it. Most Jordanians
don't want a revolution of the French kind; they just want a peaceful
transition to democracy.
And if Abdullah's promises of
greater democracy don't deliver? Then things could turn ugly. As the
political analyst Labib Kamhawi told me: "The King has to initiate
reforms or we force these reforms on him. It's simple." The Middle East
always used to be complex. But now it's getting simpler by the day.
Africa will not put up with a colonialist China
A strategy of striking deals with corrupt leaders and seizing control of African industries will ultimately backfire
China has attempted to portray its current dealings with
Africa as 'win-win'. Photograph: Frederic J Brown/AFP/Getty Images
China's sacred text is not a holy book like the Torah, the Bible, or the Qur'an. Instead, it is The Art of War by Sun Tzu.
Sun's core belief is that the "ultimate excellence lies not in winning
every battle but in defeating the enemy without ever fighting."
Nowadays,
we are witnessing the application of Sun's ideas in Africa, where
China's prime objectives are to secure energy and mineral supplies to
fuel its breakneck economic expansion, open up new markets, curtail
Taiwan's influence on the continent, consolidate its burgeoning global
authority, and clinch for itself African-allocated export quotas. (The
Chinese takeovers of South African and Nigerian textile industries are
good examples of this strategy. The textiles exported the world over by
these industries are deemed African exports when in reality they are now
Chinese exports.)
Astutely, China has sought to place its
African investments and diplomacy within the context of the old
non-aligned movement and "Bandung spirit",
an era when many Africans viewed China as a brotherly oppressed nation,
and thus supported efforts by the People's Republic to gain a permanent
seat on the United Nations security council, to replace Taiwan. And, of
course, China offered firm backing for Africa's anticolonial struggles
and efforts to end apartheid.
In trying to depict its
current dealings with Africa as "win-win" co-operation, China
deliberately seeks to portray Africa's current relations with the west
as exploitative. Unlike China, its leaders claim, the west continues to
hold African countries hostage through a combination of unequal trade
deals, lack of access to capital markets, aid dependency, financial
deregulation and economic liberalisation, budget austerity, crippling
debt, political meddling and military intervention.
What
the Chinese are silent about is that their country's growing engagement
in Africa has created both opportunities and risks for African
development. Although China's trade, foreign direct investment (FDI),
and aid may broaden Africa's growth options, they also promote what can
only be called a win-lose situation. For, excluding oil, Africa has a
negative trade balance with China.
Making matters worse,
African exports to China are even less technology-intensive than its
exports to the world. China's share of Africa's unprocessed primary
products was more than 80% of its total imports from Africa. Equally,
imports consist of cheap Chinese products of appallingly poor quality.
The
level of Chinese FDI flowing into Africa at present is staggering. But
this Chinese FDI is bundled together with concessional loans, and there
is much double-counting, with the same ventures being recorded both as
aid flows and as inflows of FDI. Given the heavy volume of concessionary
loans provided by China, concern about African countries' future debt
burden is growing. And no matter how much China publicises its record in
Africa, the greatest contributor of financial inflows to the continent
is the African diaspora. Indeed, South Africa, not China, is the country making the largest investments in the rest of Africa.
China's
credo of "non-interference in domestic affairs" and "separation of
business and politics" is, not surprisingly, music to the ears of
African leaders, who fall over each other to sing the praises of Chinese
co-operation with their countries. These leaders' attitudes recall the
worst behaviour of their predecessors, many of whom engaged centuries
ago with the west's rising imperial powers to halt the growth of
indigenous industry. Instead, these potentates of the past chose to
import manufactured goods from Europe in exchange for their own
subjects, whom they exported as slaves.
When slavery was
abolished, the terms of partnership with western colonisers changed from
trade in slaves to trade in commodities. After independence in the
early 1960s, during the cold war, they played the west against the
Soviet bloc for the same purpose.
Today, many African
leaders pursue similar policies with China, which has struck bargains
across Africa to secure crude oil, minerals, and metals in exchange for
infrastructure built by Chinese companies. Hence, the import of Chinese
labour into a continent not lacking in able-bodied workers. Indeed,
within a mere decade, more Chinese have come to live in Africa than
there are Europeans on the continent, even after many centuries of
European colonial and neocolonial rule. With apartheid-style practices –
including the gunning down of local workers by a Chinese manager in Zambia – Chinese managers impose appalling working conditions on their African employees.
Today,
China has seized control of a huge swath of local African industries,
in the process grabbing their allocated export quotas. As China's global
economic role increases, its labour costs will rise and its currency
will appreciate, eroding its competitiveness. Might Chinese
manufacturers then look to Africa as a base for production, using the
facilities they have built and the hordes of workers they have been
steadily exporting there?
Chinese leaders pride themselves
on a keen sense of history, and on taking a longterm view of China's
development. Still, in perpetuating a partnership with the same breed of
corrupt leaders that colluded with Africa's previous invaders and
exploiters, the Chinese have forgotten that Africans, albeit often their
own worst enemies, have nonetheless gained the upper hand over their
foes in the end.
The descendants of slave traders and slave
owners in the United States now have a black man as their president;
Africa's colonisers have all been defeated and kicked out; and
apartheid's proponents are now governed by those they despised and
abused for generations. Unless the Chinese mend their ways, the same
fate awaits them in Africa. Sun Tzu would understand that.
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Appeasement is the proper policy towards Confucian China
We all learned at school how the status quo powers mismanaged the spectacular
rise of Germany before World War I, a strategic revolution so like the rise
of China today.
China?s leaders should be careful not
to succumb to the Wilhelmine illusion that economic and strategic
momentum is the same as actual powerPhoto: REUTERS
And we all learned how the Kaiser overplayed his hand. That much was obvious.
Yet it is difficult to pin-point exactly when the normal pattern of great
power jostling began to metamorphose into something more dangerous, leading
to two rival, entrenched, and heavily armed alliance structures unable or
unwilling to avert the drift towards conflict. The Long Peace died by a
thousand cuts, a snub here, a Dreadnought there, the race for oil.
The German historian Fritz Fischer has in a sense muddied the waters with his
seminal work, Griff nach der Weltmacht (Bid for World Power). He
draws on imperial archives in Potsdam to claim that Germany’s general staff
was angling for a pre-emptive war to smash France and dismember the Russian
Empire before it emerged as an industrial colossus. Sarajevo provided the
“propitious moment”.
Kaiser Wilhelm’s court allegedly made up its mind after the Social Democrats
(then Marxists) won a Reichstag majority in 1912, seeing war as a way to
contain radical dissent. This assessment was tragically correct. War split
the Social Democrats irrevocably, allowing the Nazis to exploit a divided
Left under Weimar.
The Fischer version of events is a little too reassuring, and not just because
the Entente allies had already fed Germany’s self-fulfilling fears of
encirclement and emboldened Tsarist Russia to push its luck in the Balkans.
A deeper cause was at work.
"The only condition which could lead to improvement of German-English
relations would be if we bridled our economic development, and this is not
possible," said Deutsche Bank chief Karl Helfferich as early as 1897.
German steel output jumped tenfold from 1880 to 1900, leaping past British
production. Sound familiar?
“The young officers are taking control of strategy and it is like young
officers in Japan in the 1930s. This is very dangerous. They are on a
collision course with a US-dominated system,” he said.
Yet nothing is foreordained. Which is why it was so unsettling to learn that
most of the leadership of the US Congress declined to attend the state
banquet at the White House for Chinese President Hu Jintao, including the
Speaker of House.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid called Mr Hu a “dictator”. Is this a
remotely apposite term for a self-effacing man of Confucian leanings, whose
father was a victim of the Cultural Revolution, who fights a daily struggle
against his own hotheads at home, and who will hand over power in an orderly
transition next year?
Or for premier Wen Jiabao, who visited students in the Tiananmen Square
protests of 1989, narrowly surviving the “insubordination purge” that
followed? These leaders may be wrong in their assessment of how much
democracy China can handle without flying out of control, but despots they
are not.
President Barack Obama has bent over backwards to draw China into the
international system through the G20, the World Bank and the IMF, in
practical terms recognizing Beijing as co-equal in global condominium.
You could say Mr Obaba has won little in return for reaching out, but as
Napoleon put it, “a leader is a dealer in hope”. What, pray, would a policy
of crude containment do to China’s psyche?
Heaven protect us from unreconstructed Neo-cons such as ex-UN ambassador John
Bolton, who wants to send aircraft carrier battle groups into the Straits of
Taiwan, as if we were still living in that lost world of American
pre-eminence in 1996, when China was still too weak to respond, and did not
have operational missiles able to sink US carriers far at sea. Yet variants
of the Bolton view are gaining ground on Capitol Hill.
Yes, China’s leaders should be careful not to succumb to the Wilhelmine
illusion that economic and strategic momentum is the same as actual power.
There is a new edge to Chinese naval policy in the South China Sea, causing
Japan, Vietnam, Indonesia, and the Philippines to cleave closer to the US
alliance. Has Beijing studied how German naval ambitions upset the careful
diplomatic legacy of Bismarck and pushed an ambivalent Britain towards the
Entente, even to the point of accepting alliance with Tsarist autocracy?
Factions in Beijing appear to think that China will win a trade war if
Washington ever imposes sanctions to counter Chinese mercantilism. That is a
fatal misjudgement. The lesson of Smoot-Hawley and the 1930s is that surplus
states suffer crippling depressions when the guillotine comes down on free
trade; while deficit states can muddle through, reviving their industries
behind barriers. Demand is the most precious commodity of all in a world of
excess supply.
The political reality is that China’s export of manufacturing over-capacity is
hollowing out the US industrial core, and a plethora of tricks to stop
Western firms competing in the Chinese market rubs salt in the wound. It is
preventing full recovery in the US, where half
the population is falling out of the bottom of the Affluent Society.
Some 43.2m people are now on food stamps. The US labour force participation
rate has fallen to 64.3pc, worse than a year ago. Only the richer half is
recovering.
The roots of this imbalance lie in the structure of globalisation and
East-West capital flows – and no doubt the deficiencies of US school
education – but China plays a central role, and this will not tolerated for
much longer if Beijing is also perceived to be a strategic enemy. China’s
economic and military goals are in conflict. One defeats the other.
The undervalued yuan is merely the visible tip of the mercantilist iceberg,
and is a diminishing factor in any case as leaked dollar stimulus from the
Fed’s QE drives up Chinese wage inflation. What matters is that China’s
entire credit, tax, and regulatory system is geared towards subsidised
capital for exporters.
Professor Michael Pettis from Beijing University argues that a key reason why
Chinese consumption has collapsed from 48pc to 36pc of GDP over 12 years –
and therefore why China cannot eliminate the trade surplus with the US – is
that the banking system has been bailed out with an interest rate subsidy
extracted from depositors, shifting income from the people to corporate
debtors. Unfortunately, this is about to happen again.
A cocky China needs to watch its step, as does a rancorous America, before
resentments feed on each other in a Wilhelmine spiral.
The Chinese have no recent history of sweeping territorial expansion (except
Tibet). The one-child policy has left a dearth of young men, and implies a
chronic aging crisis within a decade. This is not the demographic profile of
a fundamentally bellicose nation.
The correct statecraft for the West is to treat Beijing politely but firmly as
a member of global club, gambling that the Confucian ethic will over time
incline China to a quest for global as well as national concord. Until we
face irrefutable evidence that this Confucian bet has failed, 'Boltonism’
must be crushed.
Appeasement, your hour has come.
The year climate science was redefined
The 12 months since the leaking of emails written by climate change scientists have seen major shifts in environmental debate
How has the climate change
story changed since then? And how important was "climategate" in
catalysing this change? I believe there have been major shifts in how
climate science is conducted, how the climate debate is framed and how
climate policy is being formed. And I believe "climategate" played a
role in all three.
It is difficult to re-capture – or even quite believe – the
cultural and political mood around climate change in the autumn of 2009.
There was a rising wave of expectation that the world leaders gathering
for the climate change summit in Copenhagen in December would change the world – and the climate – for ever.
So, 12 months later, I suggest three things of particular significance have altered.
First, there has been a discernible change in some of the
practices of climate science. Most obvious has been an opening up and
re-analysis of some of the core observational datasets which underpin
the detection of climate change trends. The Met Office is leading a thorough international re-analysis
of 150 years of land and marine temperature data. Calls for greater
transparency around scientific analysis have boosted the embryonic
project of the Climate Code Foundation and its efforts to make all climate computer code open-source.
The Inter-Academy Council review
has recommended some significance changes in the way the IPCC assesses
knowledge, in particular how it documents areas of both agreement and
disagreement in the underlying science. And the Royal Society,
reflecting this new mood, has issued a new guide to climate change science
which separates "aspects of wide agreement", "aspects of continuing
debate" and "aspects not well understood". The objective of these
reflexive responses in science has been to demonstrate transparency and
rebuild trust.
Second, there has been a re-framing of climate change. The simple
linear frame of "here's the consensus science, now let's make climate
policy" has lost out to the more ambiguous frame: "What combination of
contested political values, diverse human ideals and emergent scientific
evidence can drive climate policy?" The events of the past year have
finally buried the notion that scientific predictions about future
climate change can be certain or precise enough to force global
policy-making.
The meta-framing of climate change has therefore moved from being
bi-polar – that either the scientific evidence is strong enough for
action or else it is too weak for action – to being multi-polar – that
narratives of climate change mobilise widely differing values which
can't be homogenised through appeals to science. Those actors who have
long favoured a linear connection between climate science and climate
policy – spanning environmentalists, contrarians and some scientists and
politicians – have been forced to rethink. It is clearer today that the
battle lines around climate change have to be drawn using the language
of politics, values and ethics rather than the one-dimensional language
of scientific consensus or lack thereof.
Instead, there is a new pragmatism in the air. This pragmatism
has many colours and shades, but at the heart of it are three
principles:
• an emphasis on the climate co-benefits of other policy innovations, such as those on health and poverty
• a necessity to drive forward new publicly-funded investments in low-carbon energy technology
• the cultivation of multi-level polycentric institutions and
partnerships through which policy innovation may occur, rather than
relying exclusively on the UN process
These three changes are reflective of much larger cultural and
political struggles regarding knowledge and power in the contemporary
world which will become more salient during the next decade: the
challenges to the norms of science coming from deep social and digital
connectivity; the struggle to establish the appropriate cultural
authority for science; and the struggles to bring democratic
accountability to emergent international and global forms of governance.
The shifts we are seeing around climate change are therefore symptomic
of these wider struggles.
The 12 months since 17 November 2009 have shown brutally that the
social, political and cultural dynamics at work around the idea of
climate change are more volatile than the slowly changing and causally
entangled climate dynamics of the Earth's biogeophysical systems.
Furthermore, supercomputers may mean climate science can attempt
century-long predictions but that does not mean political, cultural and
other unpredictable changes will not be as important.
Another IPCC assessment of scientific knowledge
in four years' time is not going to make policy-making around climate
change any easier. Indeed, the chances are that with scientific
uncertainties and complexities about the future proliferating, and with
new policy strategies such as climate geo-engineering
entering the fray, further policy fragmentation around climate change
is inevitable. But if such fragmentation reflects the plural, partial
and provisional knowledge humans possess about the future then climate
policy-making will better reflect reality. And that, I think, may be no
bad thing.
An unemployed teenager is
so desperate for work she has taken to the streets with a sandwich
board begging: 'Please give me a job'.
Claire Fear, 18, was
forced to ditch her dreams of becoming a dietician because of concern
over building up huge debts at university and is now trying for any
type of job.
The former health sciences student has applied for more than 80 jobs since finishing her college course in June.
Desperate
measures: Claire Fear, 18, from Bridgwater, Somerset, has resorted to
walking the streets of her home town begging for work
Claire's efforts have echoes of efforts made by the unemployed during the Depression
She has now resorted to walking the streets of her home town of
Bridgwater, Somerset, holding a sign pleading with employers to give
her a chance.
Claire said: 'There are no jobs and no prospects in this town so I'm having to take matters in my own hands.
'I registered with an
employment agency when I finished college, but I have only had a tiny
bit of work since then. None of it is full-time.
'I have applied for so
many jobs. I did want to be a dietician, but I did not want to go to
university - lots of people have told me it is not worth it because of
the debts. 'I am desperate for work and I will do pretty much
anything.'
Claire left Bridgwater College with a Level 3 BTEC in health sciences
this summer and has been searching for work ever since. In one day
alone she visited 50 shops in the town centre asking for a job - but
none had any work.
Claire is baffled as to
why she is repeatedly rejected but believes she is stuck in a 'catch
22' situation where she does not have sufficient experience for most
jobs. She now spends up to three hours a day walking the streets with
her sandwich board.
The idea of using the board came from her mother.
Claire said: 'My mum mentioned doing this as a joke a few weeks ago - I
don't think she thought I would take her seriously. 'I have had mostly
positive responses from people - one person even pulled over and said
he hoped things work out for me. But there have been no job offers.'
Spending review: how did the banks get off so lightly?
As the taxpayer endures yet more pain, Jill Treanor asks: will the City's day of reckoning ever come?
'Those who caused the recession will be cracking open the champagne today', said Brendan Barber. Photograph: Alamy
Two
years ago this month, a pale and visibly shocked Gordon Brown promised
that "irresponsible behaviour" by Britain's bankers would be
"punished". The prime minister was angry at the level of public money
needed to support banks, which eventually ran into hundreds of
billions, after the credit-fuelled system expanded out of control in
the run-up to the banking crisis of October 2008.
Two years on,
as the taxpayer endures more pain while the government that replaced
Brown's axes £81bn from public spending, the banks have returned to
practices they enjoyed in the good years, seemingly bearing few scars
of the punishment promised. After the coalition unveiled its
£2.5bn-a-year bank levy yesterday, unions were quick to seize upon the
apparent unfairness in the treatment of banks while the poorest and
most vulnerable in society were being hardest hit by George Osborne's
austerity Britain.
"Those who caused the recession will be
cracking open the champagne today, while the full extent of the attacks
on the living standards of poor and middle income Britain are starting
to sink in," said Brendan Barber, general secretary of the TUC.
Referring to MPs who endorsed the cutting of benefits in the
chancellor's spending review, Barber said: "With government MPs
cheering cuts in support for some of the most vulnerable in society, it
looks like we have gone back to the 1980s 'greed is good' culture."
As
Osborne wielded his axe and warned of the loss of almost 500,000 public
sector jobs, banks had given a taste of the bonuses staff may enjoy
this year. Goldman Sachs, the Wall Street bank with a large British
operation, was attempting to show restraint but managed to set aside
$370,000 (£236,000) per employee in "compensation" for the first nine
months of the year.
It is less than the $527,000 seen at this
stage a year ago, but still demonstrates the potential payouts being
lined up in the City for February, when they are traditionally handed
out.
Britain's major banks give their updates on trading next
month, and are expected to once again show healthy profits – and big
payouts being stored up in bonus pots. The Centre for Economics and
Business Research has predicted £7bn is likely to be paid out this
year, while acknowledging that some jobs have been lost in the City too.
Gavin
Hayes, general secretary of centre left pressure group Compass, blames
politicians: "Our political leaders haven't stood up to the banks. They
haven't taken the action necessary."
While Labour missed
opportunities, the new government was too slow to initiate change.
"David Cameron said there would a day of reckoning for the banks. He
simply hasn't delivered it," said Hayes.
Why? One reason is that
the City and the banking industry has an army of highly paid lobbyists.
The British Bankers' Association was quick to point out that the banks
paid £26bn in taxes to the Treasury last year while the Corporation of
London points out that the City in its broadest sense provided £66bn of
tax revenues in 2009, employed a million people, and accounted for 10%
of GDP.
"UK is still over-reliant on financial services for tax
and growth. Whilst that's the case the politicians are not going to
stand up to them," said Hayes.
Tony Greenham, at the New
Economics Foundation thinktank, points out that the current government
is also less inclined to blame banks for ideological reasons. "Blaming
the banks is a bit inconvenient for a government that wants to blame
the overspend in the public sector," said Greenham.
The banks
argue they can hardly be blamed for causing the crisis. Angela Knight,
chief executive of the BBA, said today that lax monetary policy and
regulation could also take the blame, as could government borrowing.
"It's extraordinary to think that £2.5bn is 'nothing'. It's just
wrong," Knight said.
Greenham also argues that it may be too soon
to judge the government. "They do promise that they are looking at a
financial activities tax, and looking at actions on bonuses. You might
have to reserve judgment for now," he said.
The government has
certainly made other pledges to target banks. Osborne insisted this
week that the government was still looking at a financial activities
tax, or FAT, on profits and pay in the broader international context.
The coalition has also set up an independent commission to look at
whether big banks should be broken up to encourage competition and
reduce the risk of another taxpayer bailout – a move that has
infuriated big banks such as Barclays and HSBC, which have issued
veiled threats about moving overseas.
The City minister, Mark
Hoban, defended the government's recordtonight, and hit out against the
previous government, which had imposed a bonus tax last December that
brought in £2.3bn for the exchequer. "Whilst the previous Labour
government opposed our plans to introduce a permanent levy, we have
gone ahead and done so. This will yield more every year than the bank
payroll tax delivered in one year.
"The levy also actively
encourages banks to move away from riskier funding that threatens
financial stability, and the money raised will go towards reducing the
record budget deficit we inherited. We think this balances fairness
with the competitiveness of the UK banking sector," Hoban said.
The
coalition also promises to stop "unacceptable bonuses". The business
secretary, Vince Cable, warned in September of the "train crash" facing
banking if big bonuses were paid out this year without outlining
specific policies.
The Financial Services Authority has changed
the structure of bonuses – if not the level – ensuring that bonuses
paid totally in cash are no longer feasible. Instead they must be
deferred over three to five years and, under European proposals from
the Committee of European Banking Supervisors, must be no more than 20%
in cash with the rest in shares.
Knight said: "Most of the
bonuses are being decided outside the UK [by foreign banks] and other
countries don't see bonuses in the same way [as the UK]. The
overwhelming majority of bonuses are for £3,000 or £4,000; for larger
bonuses, the targets have to be approved by the FSA and be paid in
shares and held back for several years."
Bonuses are the
potential melting pot for public anger, says Hayes: "I do think there
will be huge public anger when the banks report their bonuses."
Cable's
business department got a taste this week when it was stormed by
protesters angry at public sector cuts. Such a scene may yet be
commonplace, and make the government honour pledges to punish the
"irresponsible behaviour" some blame for the economic crisis.
Silence of the dissenters: How south-east Asia keeps web users in line
Vietnam, Burma, Thailand, Cambodia and the Philippines are all moving towards Chinese-style internet censorship • Interactive guide: censorship in Asia
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customer uses a computer in an internet cafe at Changzhi in Shanxi
province, China Dissenters say the whole region is moving towards
tighter web regulation. Photograph: Reuters
Governments across south-east Asia are following China's authoritarian censorship of the digital world to keep political dissent in check, the Guardian can reveal.
Vietnam, Burma, Thailand, Cambodia and the Philippines have all moved or are moving towards monitoring internet use, blocking international sites regarded as critical and ruthlessly silencing web dissidents.
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In Vietnam, the Communist party wants to be your "friend" on the
state-run version of Facebook, provided you are willing to share all
personal details.
• In Burma, political unrest can be silenced by cutting off the country from the internet.
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In Thailand, website moderators can face decades in jail for a posted
comment they did not even write, if the government deems it injurious
tothe monarchy.
While much is made of China's authoritarian
attitudetowards internet access, a majority of south-east Asian
governments have similar controls and , rather than relaxing
restrictions on internet use, many are moving towards tighter
regulation.
The Guardian has spoken to five leading bloggers across the region about the present restrictions they face and future fears.
Interactive: Meet five key bloggers who fear a crackdown on freedom of expression.
Raymond Palatino,
a Filipino MP and editor with Global Voices, says governments, in
addition to crudely blocking websites, are starting to use arguments of
morality and decency to censor access to information and quash
criticism.
"There is direct censorship to block political dissent. You have repressive laws in Myanmar [Burma], in Vietnam, in Singapore.
In fact I think Vietnam is catching up with China in terms of building
strong firewalls to prevent dissidents from accessing critical content
on the internet.
"But we also see governments using the excuse of
protecting the public morality in order to censor internet content.
Governments use the excuse of censoring pornography as a safe argument
to make censorship acceptable to the public."
More than a decade
ago, George W Bush asked people to "imagine if the internet took hold
in China. Imagine how freedom would spread". But rather than emerging
as a catalyst for democracy, the internet has become another way to to
stifle dissent.
Palatino sees governments using the internet for
their own selfish advantage. "They are learning how to prevent people
for using the internet to criticise government. Instead of being a
potent tool for empowering the people, the internet will be in the
hands of an authoritative, repressive government."
With a
population of more than 600 million, south-east Asia has about 123
million internet users. But penetration ratesvary from 0.2% in Burma
and Timor-Leste to more than 80% in Brunei Darussalam and 77% in
Singapore. But south-east Asian use is still dwarfed by China's384
million users.
In the Philippines, cybercrime legislation before
the parliament would outlaw anything deemed obscene or indecent.
Palatino says: "The laws are deliberately broad and vague so they can
be used to shut down anything subversive."
Cambodia's government
is seeking to monitor all internet use inside the country, by
appointing the state-owned telephone company to operate the sole
internet exchange.
Websites will be monitored to filter out
pornography, officials say, but opponents say sites critical of the
government are also likely to be blocked.
In Thailand,
century-old lese-majesty legislation is combined with new
computer-related crime laws, to mute criticism on the web.
Lese-majesty
laws – defaming the monarchy - are imposed inconsistently in Thailand,
but wielded often enough, and against defendants of sufficient profile,
to stifle almost any discussion of the monarchy's role in a country
riven by political factionalism. Chiranuch Premchiaporn, the editor of
Thailand's English-language news website Prachatai.com, faces up to 70 years in jail for allowing the monarch to be insulted online.
The
charges relate to five of 200 comments posted about an interview with a
Thai man who was charged for refusing to stand for the anthem in a
theatre.
Premchiaporn, known as Jiew, did not write the comments,
and pulled them from the website but, according to police, allowed them
to stay up ''longer than the appropriate period'', a period never
defined by authorities before or since the charge.
Now on bail,
the prospect of jail weighs heavily on her. "And it isn't just about
'Oh, how long I will have to spend in the cell', my whole life is
uncertain. I cannot plan my life because of this legal charge, it makes
everything hard."
Thailand's strict laws, and harsh punishments, have had a chilling effect on political discussion on webboards and blogs.
"I
think the biggest problem in Thai media is self-censorship … but we
started Prachatai for the ideals of believing in the rights of people
to access information … from many sources and not be dominated by just
one source," Jiew says.
Prachatai is blocked in Thailand, under
order of the emergency decree after the red-shirt uprising of May. It
is one of more than 100,000 websites blocked in the country. "We want
to promote the rights of the people to speak up about their issues, not
just only people who have a big name, or who are important in
government."
In Vietnam, web-users can become "friends" with
their communist government, joining the country's own version of
Facebook. A trial version of go.vn was launched in May. A full version
is expected online by the end of the year.
The functions are
familiar to those versed in social networking. Users can update their
status, post photos and links, and send messages back and forth.
There
are news links, historical articles on founding father Ho Chi Minh and
other revolutionary heroes, and members can also play state-approved
network games (in one particularly violent example, players join a band
of militants sworn to fight the spread of global capitalism).
The
site is closely monitored by the government's security services, and
while, for many, the attraction of the internet lies in its anonymity,
to join go.vn users must submit their full names and state-issued
identity numbers to the government.
The Vietnamese government
says it expects to have 40 million members, half the country, in five
years. Perhaps because web dissidents are dealt with so ruthlessly by
the communist regime – four bloggers were recently jailed for 16 years
for anti-government posts – five months on, take-up of go.vn is a bare
few thousand.
Burma has one of the poorest records on internet freedom in the region.
All
.mm sites and email addresses are closely monitored by the ruling
military junta, and international sites banned, but the tiny internet
cafes that dot the former capital, Yangon, are adept at bypassing the
government's firewalls, using proxy servers to evade the censors and
access banned sites.
Outfoxed on technology, the junta responds
during times of stress by simply unplugging the internet, especially to
stop unwelcome news getting out of the country.
At the height of
the monk-led Saffron Revolution in 2007, the junta's generals shut down
access completely, later claiming a break in an underwater cable had
cut the country off.
With Burma heading towards its first
elections in a generation early next month, and the anticipated release
of political prisoner Aung San Suu Kyi a week later, there is an expectation the web blackout may be repeated.
Fidel Castro says his economic system is failing
Former Cuban president says state-run model 'doesn't even work for us' in offhand remark to US journalist Jeffrey Goldberg
It was a casual remark over a lunch of salad, fish and red
wine but future historians are likely to parse and ponder every word:
"The Cuban model doesn't even work for us any more."
Fidel Castro's
nine-word confession, dropped into conversation with a visiting US
journalist and policy analyst, undercuts half a century of thundering
revolutionary certitude about Cuban socialism.
That the island's economy is a disaster is hardly news but that
the micro-managing "maximum leader" would so breezily acknowledge it
has astonished observers.
Towards the end of a long, relaxed lunch in Havana, Jeffrey
Goldberg, a national correspondent for the Atlantic magazine, asked
Castro if Cuba's economic system was still worth exporting. The reply left him dumbfounded. "Did the leader of the revolution just say, in essence, 'Never mind'?" Goldberg wrote on his blog.
The 84-year-old retired president did not elaborate but the
implication, according to Julia Sweig, a Cuba expert from the Council
on Foreign Relations who also attended the lunch, was that the state
had too big a role in the economy.
Raúl Castro has been saying the same thing in public and private
since succeeding his older brother two years ago. With infrastructure
crumbling, food shortages acute and an average monthly salary of just
$25 (£16), it has become apparent that near-total state control of the
economy does not work.
But for Fidel to acknowledge the fact could be compared to
Napoleon musing that the march on Moscow was not, on reflection, a
great success.
"Frankly, I have been somewhat amazed by Fidel's new frankness,"
said Stephen Wilkinson, a Cuba expert at the London Metropolitan
University. "This is the latest of a series of recent utterances that
strike me as being indicative of a change in the old man's character."
The remark should not, however, be interpreted as a condemnation
of socialism, added Wilkinson. "That is clearly not what he means, but
it is an acknowledgement that the way in which the Cuban system is
organised has to change. It is an implicit indication also that he has
abdicated governing entirely to Raúl, who has argued this position for
some time. We can now expect a lot more changes and perhaps more rapid
changes as a consequence."
Raúl has said Cuba cannot blame the decades-old US embargo for all
its economic ills and that serious reforms are needed. Fidel's
statement could bolster the president's behind-the-scenes tussle with
apparatchiks resisting change, said Sweig.
Agriculture has been a big disappointment. The lush Caribbean
island of 11 million people could be a major food exporter but central
planning and state-run co-operatives have produced chronic shortages,
prompting an old, bitter joke that the revolution's three biggest
failures are breakfast, lunch and dinner. Raúl's reforms are not going
well: food production fell 7.5% in the first half of the year.
Once propped up by the Soviet Union, Cuba's lifeline is now cheap oil from Venezuela, where President Hugo Chávez considers Fidel a mentor.
Chávez swiftly followed another surprise statement of Castro's – accusing Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of antisemitism
– with an announcement that he would meet Venezuelan Jewish leaders.
The move was "a direct result of Fidel's statement", according to
Goldberg.
• This article was amended on 10 September. Headings on the original characterised Fidel Castro as saying that communism does not work. This has been corrected.
Marxist reforms?
The remarks about Cuban economic policy are not the only surprise
statements made recently by the former Cuban leader. Others include:
• He feels responsible for the "great injustice" of the persecution of Cuban homosexuals in the 1970s.
• He laments Jewish suffering over the centuries, defends Israel's
right to exist and accuses Iran's president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of
antisemitism.
• He appears to regret urging the Soviet Union to nuke the US
during the 1962 missile crisis. "After I've seen what I've seen, and
knowing what I know now, it wasn't worth it all."
Narco-censorship - how drug traffickers silence the Mexican media
Los Angeles Times reporter Tracy Wilkinson introduces us to a new journalistic expression: narco-censorship.
It's the description specific to the media's coverage of the drug war in Mexico
where reporters and editors, out of fear or caution, are being forced
to write either what the drug lords demand, or to remain silent by not
writing anything at all.
In a country where journalists have been intimidated, kidnapped and killed, Wilkinson writes:
"One of the devastating by-products of the carnage is the drug
traffickers' chilling ability to co-opt underpaid and under-protected
journalists — who are haunted by the knowledge that they are failing in
their journalistic mission of informing society.
She quotes an editor in Reynosa, in the border state of
Tamaulipas, who tells her: "You love journalism, you love the pursuit
of truth, you love to perform a civic service and inform your
community. But you love your life more... We don't like the silence.
But it's survival."
An estimated 30 reporters have been killed or have disappeared since President Felipe Calderon
launched a military-led offensive against the drug cartels in December
2006, making Mexico one of the deadliest countries for journalists in
the world.
Ten days ago the UN belatedly sent its first such mission to Mexico to examine the resulting dangers to freedom of expression.
Few killings are ever investigated, and the climate of impunity
leads to more bloodshed, says an upcoming report from the New
York-based Committee to Protect Journalists. "It is not a lack of valour on the part of the journalists. It is a lack of backing," says broadcaster Jaime Aguirre. "If they kill me, nothing happens."
When a large drug gang attacked an army garrison in Reynosa in
April, trapping soldiers inside, it was front- page news in the Los
Angeles Times. It went unreported in Reynosa.
Reporters and editors say they routinely receive telephoned
warnings when they publish something the traffickers don't like. More
often, knowing their publications are being watched and their newsrooms
infiltrated, they avoid publishing anything considered risky.
Social media networks, such as Twitter, have
filled some of the breach, with residents frantically sending danger
alerts. And a secretive "narco blog" has started posting numerous
videos of henchmen and their victims. But traffickers also use social
media to spread rumours and stoke panic.
In Durango, where more newsmen were killed in 2009 than in any other state, broadcast reporter Ruben Cardenas says journalists can no longer do their job.
Blood diamonds and Charles Taylor: the inside story
The 'blood diamonds' trade, which is at the heart of
the war-crimes trial of Charles Taylor, ex-president of Liberia - in
which Naomi Campbell has become embroiled - was partly run by his
brother-in-law, Cindor Reeves. In this exclusive interview he tells
Colin Freeman about his role
The now infamous dinner with Naomi Campbell, Charles Taylor and Mia FarrowPhoto: REX
Naomi Campbell giving evdience to the war crimes trial of Charles TaylorPhoto: AP
Should Naomi Campbell ever wish for some more dodgy diamonds to
grace her supermodel limbs, Cindor Reeves knows the right people to
call. It is a long way from his new home in Canada to the war-ravaged
gem fields of his native West Africa, and a long time since the trade
in "blood diamonds" was officially banned, but as long as Ms Campbell
sticks to her habit of not asking where they came from, he says a deal
could probably be done.
"I tell you, I could get on the phone to people out there
tomorrow, and they will fly them to wherever you want," he says,
shaking his head. "They are supposed to have brought this trade under
control, but it still goes on, and as long as it does, we will have
wars in Africa."
On the subject of illegal gemstones, it is fair to say that Mr
Reeves is uniquely well connected, even if many of his best contacts
are now either dead, on the run, or in jail.
The tall, quietly spoken 38-year-old is the brother-in-law, no
less, of Charles Taylor, the Liberian dictator who gave Ms Campbell a
gift of uncut diamonds in 1997, according to her recent testimony at
his war crimes trial in the Hague. For four turbulent years, he was at
the centre of the blood diamonds trade, acting as Taylor's personal
envoy in his infamous arms-for-gems deals with the rebels in next door
Sierra Leone, whose drug-crazed recruits raped, maimed and slaughtered
their way through a war that claimed some 150,000 lives.
As such, he also knows about the appalling price in human misery
that was paid so that "the chief", as his brother-in-law was known,
could flatter pretty girls at parties. The gifts Taylor used to hand
out to the likes of Ms Campbell were the proceeds of dozens of
clandestine trips that Mr Reeves made into the Sierra Leone bush, where
he would swap truckloads of weapons for tiny but highly valuable
packages of stones, many from rebel-held mines being run as virtual
slave camps.
Today, though, Mr Reeves' diamond smuggling days are over.
Appalled by the slaughter that the trade was fuelling, in 2001 he
turned against his own family and secretly approached the UN-backed
Special Court for Sierra Leone, providing inside information that
helped build much of the prosecution case against the former president
and his cronies. He claims Taylor tried to have a hit squad kill him
before he left Africa, and after an attempted kidnapping in Paris in
2004, allegedly conducted by a notorious Ukrainian arms dealer, he fled
to Canada.
Today, rather like the Mafioso-turned-informant Henry Hill, whose life was depicted in the film Goodfellas, he lives in suburban anonymity, although even here his mobile phone still rings with death threats.
"Taylor still has a lot of supporters," he told me, looking out
over a street lined with station wagons, neatly kept lawns and garages
with basketball hoops. "Nobody has done anything yet, but they tell me
they know where my kids go to school."
Last week, though, on condition that his location was not disclosed, Mr Reeves agreed to an interview with The
Sunday Telegraph, shedding first-hand light on the violent, sordid
world that Ms Campbell became the chance beneficiary of during her
meeting with Taylor at a party at Nelson Mandela's house in 1997.
While the supermodel professed almost complete ignorance of the
blood gems trade, describing Taylor's gift only as "dirty pebbles", Mr
Reeves saw its every facet: the psychotic rebel commanders who ran the
mines, the traumatised civilians forced to work in them, and the
networks of shady middlemen who connected the trade with the outside
world, including arms dealers and alleged agents of both al-Qaeda and
Hezbollah.
His story begins at a more innocent time, however, back in the
early 1980s, when Taylor, then a senior figure in Liberia's military
government, married Mr Reeves's elder sister Agnes. Then, as now, Mr
Reeves recalls his brother-in-law as someone who was generous with
gifts but ruthless if crossed: the uniformed figure who would buy him
ice cream and sweets once beat up one of Agnes's other suitors in front
of him.
After being sacked for embezzlement and banished to the US, where
he served time in jail, Taylor returned to Liberia to fight his way to
power with a guerrilla army. During the 1990s he also backed the
Revolutionary United Front rebels in neighbouring Sierra Leone, whose
troops were notorious for recruiting child soldiers into their ranks
and mutilating civilians.
One reason for his support for such a brutal movement was that
Taylor was a pal of the RUF leader, Foday Sankoh, who had trained with
him in Libya as part of Colonel Gaddafi's now defunct programme for
grooming foreign revolutionaries.
Another, though, was that the RUF had seized control of some of
the richest diamond fields in the world, Sierra Leone being one of the
rare spots on the planet where they practically spring up out of the
ground. "A rough diamond looks a bit like a sugar lump, it's only
when you wash it and the sunlight hits it that you see the gemstone
beneath," said Mr Reeves, his eyes gleaming a little. "The diamonds
from Sierra Leone are like no others. They are much less rough than
those from Angola, South Africa or Australia – all they need is a
little cutting."
While diamonds in other countries are mostly accessible only by
mining firms, in Sierra Leone they can be dug by anyone with a spade
and panning set. The result, in such a poor, weakly-governed country,
has for decades been an anarchic free-for-all, from which criminal
gangs and armed groups have grown powerful.
Ironically, it was to inject a little honesty and transparency
into the business that Taylor first recruited his brother-in-law. The
Liberian leader was already thought to be earning millions from the
trade, funding a lifestyle that included designer suits, Mercedes cars,
his own personal throne and at least 30 children by different women.
However, he grew exasperated at the way his diamond packages were
often pilfered in transit, and turned to his relative as one of the few
people he felt he could trust. From 1998 onwards, Mr Reeves would
accompany a heavily armed convoy that would drive along the sunbaked
tracks into Sierra Leone's RUF strongholds, trade weapons and
ammunition for diamonds, and then ensure that every stone came home
accounted for.
None of the parties involved in these deals were the kind of
people whom it was wise to double-cross. On Mr Reeves's side was
Taylor's diamond-buyer, a Senegalese-born jihadist who had fought the
Soviets in Afghanistan and trained with Hezbollah, plus members of the
president's feared "special security service". On the RUF side was
commander Sam "Mosquito" Bockarie, a former disco-dancer and
hairdresser known for his fondness for hacking off the limbs, ears and
lips of his victims. His footsoldiers, meanwhile, had a fondness for
drink and marijuana.
"Commanders would come in with parcels of diamonds wrapped in
paper and tied with Scotch tape," said Mr Reeves. "We would meet in
Bockarie's house and then stick a chair in the middle of the room for
the diamonds to be counted on, with a white sheet draped underneath so
that if any got dropped we could see them. Then I would declare how
many we had received, and Bockarie would tell the commanders, 'Look,
President Taylor's brother-in-law is here in person, so nothing is
going to go missing'."
As Taylor's own emissary, Mr Reeves had little fear of being
robbed en route: in his possession was a special ID card identifying
him as a member of the First Family, which guaranteed him passage
through any militia checkpoint, and warned that he should not be
"molested" in any way.
Even so, he would never let the diamonds out of his sight. "At
night, I would put them in my front pocket and sleep face down so that
nobody could get at them, although any robber would have been crazy to
try. The guards would have shot them if they saw so much as a movement
in the bushes."
Back in the crumbling Liberian capital, Monrovia, Mr Reeves would
deliver the packages to Taylor: in similar fashion to the delivery to
Naomi Campbell, the president preferred the hand-over to be done in the
small hours. The stones duly checked by an expert, Taylor would then
call the international dealers he retained, who included members of the
Lebanese diaspora that has long operated all over Africa, and Europeans
connected to the diamond market in Antwerp.
All had a remarkable ability to summon millions of dollars in cash
at short notice, although if they ran short, Taylor was always happy to
help. On one occasion, when a buyer turned up with $240,000 in
travellers' cheques, his security men forced a bank in Monrovia to cash
the lot on the spot. "They didn't normally take travellers' cheques,
but were told that this particular 'tourist' was special," Mr Reeves
recalled.
On one occasion in 1999, Mr Reeves even accompanied a dealer to Antwerp, where a dozen local diamantaires
were invited to submit sealed bids for a pile of stones laid out in the
middle of a hotel room. The dealer pocketed $2.35 million that
afternoon, with no questions asked. "It was long before anybody knew
about blood diamonds," said Mr Reeve. "As far as they were concerned,
there was nothing wrong at all."
He knew otherwise, having visited the RUF-controlled mines, where
men, women and children were being conscripted to work in appalling
conditions. "It was horrific – at one point I saw three or four guards
beating a guy with their rifle butts just because he had stopped for a
drink of water. They thought he was trying to steal a diamond, and at
one point they were going to force-feed him laxative so that it would
come out. When I saw that with my own eyes, I began to realise just how
bad it all was."
Despite the danger it put him in, Mr Reeves quietly turned
supergrass, working with prosecutors from the special court, and,
allegedly, with Britain's M16. He handed them records of every
transaction he had done, and during field trips began to gather
evidence of the atrocities carried out by militia commanders. While he
is not expected to give direct evidence to the Hague court, owing
partly to a falling-out over the way court officials handled his
witness protection provision, he is one of the key sources of
information for a trial in which very few people have been brave enough
to tell the truth. Among those who have been afraid to do so, he
reckons, is Ms Campbell, who denied in court knowing that the stones
she got were actually from Mr Taylor. "You could see the fear in her
eyes, because she knows who Taylor is now," he said.
Mr Reeves was surprised to hear testimony that he told bodyguards
to give her the diamonds in the middle of the night. "For one thing,
she is a supermodel – strangers wouldn't be allowed to come knocking on
her bedroom door just like that. And Taylor is a flamboyant character –
he would want to give her the diamonds in person, because he liked
impressing people.
If fact, if she hadn't been there, he would have probably given them to Nelson Mandela."
Revealed: brutal guide to punishing jailed youths (UK)
• 'Drive fingers into groin', says prison service manual
• Disclosures follow parents' freedom of information fight
Carol Pounder from Burnley, whose 14-year-old son Adam Rickwood was
found dead at Hassockfield secure training centre in County Durham in
August 2004. Photograph: Christopher Thomond
Shocking details of techniques used to inflict pain deliberately on children in privately run jails have been revealed for the first time in a government document obtained by the Observer.
Some of the restraint and self-defence measures
approved by the Ministry of Justice include ramming knuckles into ribs
and raking shoes down the shins. Other extraordinary passages in the
previously secret manual, Physical Control in Care, authorise staff to:
■ "Use an inverted knuckle into the trainee's sternum and drive inward and upward."
■ "Continue to carry alternate elbow strikes to the young person's ribs until a release is achieved."
■ "Drive straight fingers into the young person's
face, and then quickly drive the straightened fingers of the same hand
downwards into the young person's groin area."
The disclosure of the prison service manual follows a five-year freedom of information battle. The manual was condemned last night by campaigners as "state authorisation of institutionalised child abuse".
Published by the HM Prison Service in 2005 and
classified as a restricted government document, the manual guides staff
on what restraint and self-defence techniques are authorised for use on
children as young as 12 in secure training centres. The centres are
purpose-built facilities for young offenders up to the age of 17 and
run by private firms under government contracts.
Instructions to staff warn that the techniques risk
giving children a "fracture to the skull" and "temporary or permanent
blindness caused by rupture to eyeball or detached retina".
The guidance, designed to cope with unruly
children, also acknowledges that the measures could cause asphyxia. One
passage, explaining how to administer a head-hold on children, adds
that "if breathing is compromised the situation ceases to be a
restraint and becomes a medical emergency".
Carolyne Willow, national co-ordinator of the
Children's Rights Alliance for England (CRAE), which led the campaign
for disclosure following the deaths of two teenage boys in secure
training centres, said: "The manual is deeply disturbing and stands as
state authorisation of institutionalised child abuse. What made former
ministers believe that children as young as 12 could get so out of
control so often that staff should be taught how to ram their knuckles
into their rib cages? Would we allow paediatricians, teachers or
children's home staff to be trained in how to deliberately hurt and
humiliate children?"
The campaign for publication began following the
deaths of Gareth Myatt and Adam Rickwood. Myatt, 15, died while being
held down by three staff at Rainsbrook Secure Training Centre in
Warwickshire. Myatt choked on his own vomit and died.
In the same year, 2004, 14-year-old Rickwood, from
Burnley, hanged himself at the Hassockfield Secure Training Centre in
County Durham. A judge ruled last year that the carers who restrained
Rickwood shortly before his death had used unlawful force.
His mother, Carol Pounder, was said to be "relieved" that other parents would now know the truth behind the use of restraint.
Deborah Coles, co-director of the charity Inquest, which campaigns on the issue of contentious deaths in custody,
claimed their deaths emanated from a "culture of obfuscation, secrecy
and complacency… in which dangerous, unlawful and ultimately lethal
practices continued unchecked".
Earlier this month the government was prepared to
go to a tribunal to fight against the disclosure of the manual, despite
the information commissioner ruling that the public interest was so
grave the document should be released. The Ministry of Justice backed
down and last week released the entire 119-page document. Previously,
officials had even refused to give a copy to the parliamentary human
rights committee.
Phillip Noyes, director of strategy and development
at the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children,
said: "These shocking revelations graphically illustrate the cruel and
degrading violence inflicted at times on children in custody. On
occasions these restraint techniques have resulted in children
suffering broken arms, noses, wrists and fingers. Painful restraint is
a clear breach of children's human rights against some of the most
vulnerable youngsters in society and does not have a place in decent
society."
One former manager of a secure children's home with
almost 20 years' experience said the revelations were "horrifying" and
described the self-defence techniques as "child abuse".
"Nose distraction" techniques – sharp blows to the
nose – have already been found by the Court of Appeal to have been
routinely and unlawfully used in at least one centre.
The legal director for CRAE, Katy Swaine, said the
contents of the manual offered evidence that the treatment of children
in secure training centres had contravened human rights laws. She said:
"The guidance given in this state-authorised manual violates human
rights because it allows staff to deliberately hurt children outside
cases of life-threatening necessity."
During the 12 months up to March 2009, restraint was used 1,776 times in the UK's four secure training centres.
Sir Al Aynsley-Green, the former children's
commissioner for England and emeritus professor of child health at
University College London, said: "It's time the whole country knows
what is going on under their noses. This is just part of a brutal
system, and we welcome the fact this is finally in the open."
Malcolm Stevens, a former government policy adviser
and director of secure training centres who helped to develop the
government's guidance for staff working in secure centres during the
1990s, said he could not understand why pain-inducing techniques were
endorsed. He said: "I have never seen the need to use pain-compliant
techniques, and after 15 years my view has not changed. I have no truck
with distraction techniques."
The document also describes the application of
steel handcuffs: children are forced to "adopt a kneeling position"
while a second staff member "takes control of the head" by grabbing the
back of the neck while cupping the chin.
Willow, who has drawn up 30 parliamentary questions
to be tabled by MPs this week to ascertain how many times these
self-defence techniques have been used in the past five years, said:
"The ritualistic humiliation of making children kneel down to get
handcuffs on and off is truly sickening and a clear abuse of human
rights. Techniques include holding a 'child's forehead to the floor
with another hand on the back of the neck'."
The Ministry of Justice said: "For young people
under 18, the use of restraint is always a last resort. But where young
people's behaviour puts themselves or others at serious risk, staff
need to be able to intervene effectively, to protect the safety of all
involved." The ministry added that the manual "is an aid for
instructors" who train staff on the use of restraint techniques.
Classified documents reveal UK's role in abuse of its own citizens
Previously secret papers show true extent of involvement in abduction and torture following al-Qaida attacks of 2001
Former
Guantanamo Bay detainees Omar Deghayes, Binyam Mohamed and Martin
Mubanga. MI5 officers interviewed Omar Deghayes in Afghanistan Kabul
for three hours on the evening of 3 July 2002. He commented that he was
treated better by the Pakistanis. Photograph: AFP/Getty Images/Reuters/PA
The true extent of the Labour government's involvement in the illegal abduction and torture
of its own citizens after the al-Qaida attacks of September 2001 has
been spelled out in stark detail with the disclosure during high court
proceedings of a mass of highly classified documents.
Previously secret papers that have been disclosed include a number
implicating Tony Blair's office in many of the events that are to be
the subject of the judicial inquiry that David Cameron announced last
week.
Among the most damning documents are a series of interrogation
reports from MI5 officers that betray their disregard for the suffering
of a British resident whom they were questioning at a US airbase in Afghanistan. The documents also show that the officers were content to see the mistreatment continue.
One of the most startling documents is chapter 32 of MI6's general
procedural manual, entitled "Detainees and Detention Operations", which
advises officers that among the "particular sensitivities" they need to
consider before becoming directly involved in an operation to detain a
terrorism suspect is the question of whether "detention, rather than
killing, is the objective of the operation".
Other disclosed documents show how:
• The Foreign Office decided in January 2002 that the transfer of
British citizens from Afghanistan to Guantánamo was its "preferred
option".
• Jack Straw asked for that rendition to be delayed until MI5 had been able to interrogate those citizens.
• Downing Street was said to have overruled FO attempts to provide
a British citizen detained in Zambia with consular support in an
attempt to prevent his return to the UK, with the result that he too
was "rendered" to Guantánamo.
The papers have been disclosed as a result of civil proceedings
brought by six former Guantánamo inmates against MI5 and MI6, the Home
Office, the Foreign Office, and the Attorney General's Office, which
they allege were complicit in their illegal detention and torture.
The government has been responding to disclosure requests by
maintaining that it has identified up to 500,000 documents that may be
relevant, and says it has deployed 60 lawyers to scrutinise them, a
process that it suggests could take until the end of the decade. It has
failed to hand over many of the documents that the men's lawyers have
asked for, and on Friday failed to meet a deadline imposed by the high
court for the disclosure of the secret interrogation policy that
governed MI5 and MI6 officers between 2004 and earlier this year.
So far just 900 papers have been disclosed, and these have
included batches of press cuttings and copies of government reports
that were published several years ago. However, a number of highly
revealing documents are among the released papers, as well as fragments
of heavily censored emails, memos and policy documents.
Some are difficult to decipher, but together they paint a picture
of a government that was determined not only to stand shoulder to
shoulder with the United States as it embarked upon its programme of
"extraordinary rendition" and torture of terrorism suspects in the
immediate aftermath of 9/11, but to actively participate in that
programme.
In May, after the appeal court dismissed attempts to suppress
evidence of complicity in their mistreatment, the government indicated
that it would attempt to settle out of court.
Today the government failed in an attempt to bring a temporary
halt to the proceedings that have resulted in the disclosure of the
documents. Its lawyers argued that the case should be delayed while
attempts were made to mediate with the six men, in the hope that their
claims could be withdrawn in advance of the judicial inquiry. Lawyers
for the former Guantánamo inmates said it was far from certain that
mediation would succeed, and insisted the disclosure process continue.
In rejecting the government's application, the court said it had
considered the need for its lawyers to press ahead with the task of
processing the 500,000 documents in any event, as the cases of the six
men are among those that will be considered by the inquiry headed by
Sir Peter Gibson. Last week, in announcing the inquiry, Cameron told
MPs: "This inquiry will be able to look at all the information relevant
to its work, including secret information. It will have access to all
relevant government papers – including those held by the intelligence
services."
Cameron also made clear that the sort of material that has so far
been made public with the limited disclosure in the Guantánamo cases
would be kept firmly under wraps during the inquiry. "Let's be frank,
it is not possible to have a full public inquiry into something that is
meant to be secret," he said. "So any intelligence material provided to
the inquiry panel will not be made public and nor will intelligence
officers be asked to give evidence in public."
The coalition government is anxious to draw a line under what is
currently described in Whitehall as "detainee legacy issues". It hopes
that mediation, followed by the inquiry, will lift the burden of
litigation that it is currently facing while restoring public
confidence in MI5 and MI6.
It also wishes to preserve what it calls "liaison relationships" –
operational links with overseas intelligence agencies, including those
known to use torture – on the grounds that they are a vital part of the
country's counter-terrorism strategy.
Zimbabwe's street-children challenge the illusion of change
Child scavengers in Harare bear tragic witness to how little has changed in a society brutalised by Robert Mugabe's cynical rule
Kudzai Mupereki, 19, a homeless woman in Harare, is eight-months pregnant. Photograph: Tracy McVeigh
Rotting food scraps picked out of the dirt and the bins of the
backstreets of Harare are piled together in a slimy heap on the ground
with torn cardboard as a serving plate.
Elias, 15, squats and pushes both hands into the pile, scooping
out a chunk of something pink. He gnaws on it, then shouts: "Dinner!
Come and eat."
The other boys shush him. "The police will come," says Lloyd, "and
we will have to run." There are more than 20 of them, gathered on a
small piece of waste ground around a thin fire. The youngest is 8, the
eldest 18. Lloyd used to have a blanket, but the police took it last
time he was rounded up. He is among the older children who have been
living on the streets since President Robert Mugabe's
infamous Operation Murambatsvina, the slum clearances that began in
2005 and left hundreds homeless. But now they are seeing new, younger
kids drifting in day after day from the countryside, looking for
protection and a share of whatever has been scavenged or stolen or
begged.
"Zimbabwean society is splintering, breaking, the family is not
working the way it used to," said an official at the ministry of
health. "The gap is increasing between the rich and the poor, the
middle classes are moving out into the high-density suburbs where the
poor used to live, and the poor are ending up on the streets."
At the Makumbi children's home, half an hour's drive from the
city, Sister Alois is upset to report she has had to turn away three
abandoned babies brought in by social workers in the last week.
"More and more children abandoned, it's not the African way. There
are so many now. They are being left in the bush, some are eaten by the
ants," said the nun, who has always been strict on taking in a
manageable number of orphans to give each child the best possible
chance: 10 children to each of her "house mothers". She says "poverty,
and poverty leading to girls being abused", is the cause.
But after years of financial mismanagement at the hands of an ageing
dictator and his corrupt cronies that saw this country decline into
chaos amid food and energy shortages, sky-high inflation and political
violence, Zimbabwe
is entering a new era. In the two years since the election that nearly
tore the country apart before resulting in a national unity government
between Mugabe and opposition leaders Morgan Tsvangirai and Arthur Mutambara, there have been dramatic changes.
There is food on the shelves now, and the trillion-dollar
banknotes are gone. Since 2009 citizens have been free to use the South
African rand or the US dollar, and all do. A human rights commission
has been sworn in. A media commission has licensed newspapers
independent of government control and one, Newsday, began
publishing this month. There are more cars on the road, some traffic
lights work and the big four-wheeled drives no longer mainly have white
faces behind the wheel. Vast diamond fields discovered at Marange have
the potential to bring prosperity, and work on a new constitution is
under way.
But what has really changed? Zimbabweans still top the world list
of asylum-seekers. On Monday, Mugabe was ranked the world's
second-worst dictator behind Kim Jong-il of North Korea, and Zimbabwe
rated in the top 10 failed states.
The report by the US-based Fund for Peace stated: "Mugabe has
arrested and tortured the opposition, squeezed his economy into
astounding negative growth and billion-percent inflation, and funnelled
off a juicy cut for himself using currency manipulation and offshore
accounts."
On Thursday, the international watchdog, the Kimberley Process,
failed to reach agreement on Zimbabwe's diamonds, concerned at human
rights abuses and corruption. So the ban on the country exporting
diamonds remains in place. And Mugabe's government remains disdainful
of international opinion.
The mines minister, Obert Mpofu, responded by saying Zimbabwe would
sell them anyway. "Those of you who dream of regime change," he told
his critics, "there will never be regime change in Zimbabwe. We fought
for our liberation and we are ready to fight again."
Tsvangirai has been accused of ineffectual leadership, of doing
the "Mugabe shuffle" – making small changes that mean nothing for the
people. As one businessman told the Observer: "There is a
saying in Shona, 'It's best to take an enemy inside your hut and there
kill him'. That is what Mugabe has done to Tsvangirai. We are betrayed."
The government is in another paralysis of disagreement, with
reports that Tsvangirai and Mugabe are not speaking. The state
newspaper last week ran a front-page picture of the recently widowed
Tsvangirai sitting near a woman it alleged was his new girlfriend.
Rumours abound of MDC officials accepting farms from Mugabe just as he
rewards the loyalty of his own Zanu-PF officials. The suggestion is
denied vehemently, but worn-out Zimbabweans believe it.
The controversies and rumours are helping to raise the profile of
a new player on the field. Zapu, the party of the late liberation hero
Joshua Nkomo, has officially extricated itself from Zanu-PF and is
showing signs of winning support outside its Matabeleland stronghold.
"Their pockets and their necks are getting fatter, there is no
difference between the MDC and Zanu any more," Dr Dumiso Dabengwa,
interim chairman of Zapu, said, insisting that cross-tribal support was
already coming their way.
And while the political leaders are failing to fix a broken
Zimbabwe, those who try to help on the streets are overwhelmed by the
scale of the country's problems. A charity operating to help the
growing bands of homeless children, Streets Ahead, is a drop-in day
centre where kids can come and wash, attend art and drama classes, have
a meal. Staff used to do night outreach work to find kids newly arrived
on the city streets before the pimps and the abusers got to them, but
donations are drying up. "So many kids we could take back home now, but
we don't have the money or the truck to take them," said outreach
worker Pauline Manigo, close to tears.
Duduzile Moyo, executive director of the centre, said: "We are
soldiering on. The donations are scaling back big time, economic
pressures everywhere. But it is the same pressures that are causing the
problems that mean we cannot fix them." A census in August found 705
children living in Harare's city centre. "Poverty is the underlying
cause and the economic downturn is making everything worse. We are
seeing new kids arriving all the time now. The gap between the rich and
the poor is getting very wide now."
A 34-year-old woman, in a retail management job, told of her
despair that she was about to give up her small flat to move to the
sprawling townships around the city where electricity and running water
are seen as a luxury, not a necessity.
"I have always worked hard, always. But now I just don't know how
I can manage any more, so I am going to have to move out. My wages have
been cut and cut and now my rent is $300 a month and my income is $320.
"I am middle-class, my parents had a nice house, but if I want my
kids to go to school then they're not going to have a nice house."
But her two children are still luckier than some. A few streets
away, at a bus stop, a row of bodies are huddled under thin sheets.
Connie Tatianashe is four months pregnant. Her three-year-old son
sleeps by her side. They lost their home because her husband had to
take a pay cut while the rents just kept on rising. Beside her, a
shivering girl called Memory Muringai looks younger than the 13 she
claims to be and has been here only a few days. So far none of the
older boys has claimed her as a "girlfriend".
"I asked the bus driver and he brought me here, to Harare," she
says. "My father died and my stepmother poured hot water on my back, so
I ran away to find my aunt, but I can't find her. The shop owners gave
me something to eat, but the boys chase me away. I am cold and I am
scared."
The UK-based charity Street Invest supports Streets Ahead and other similar projects worldwide.
It is not yet 15 months since the G20
economic powers met in London to co-ordinate global action against the
financial crisis and the recession. But it feels more like 15 years.
When the London summit ended, Gordon Brown invoked a shared sense of
historic crisis and spoke grandly of the world coming together to deal
with it. He promised long-lasting plans, with shining new global
financial architecture supported by committed alliances.
Prosperity
was indivisible, he intoned. Global problems had to be addressed by
global solutions. We were witnessing a new consensus among the nations,
a common approach, and even the birth of a new world order laying the
foundations of a progressive era of international co-operation.
How terribly 2009 all that now seems. Reading the Toronto G20 summit declaration and, even more, listening to David Cameron's
report to MPs about the summit yesterday, it was difficult to accept
that the new prime minister has just attended a meeting of the same
group of nations.
The G20, once so unified and mighty
in Mr Brown's vision, seemed to have shrunk in Mr Cameron's into a dull
working seminar in which the participants gave their reports but let
one another get on with their own national business. It was still the
right forum for discussing vital economic issues, the prime minister
allowed. But all the weekend summitry – which included a G8 meeting and
a series of leaders' get-togethers in the margins – added up not so
much to a new world order as to "a good opportunity to build Britain's
bilateral relationships" – marred only by watching the football in the
company of Chancellor Merkel. It says a lot about the new government's
approach that MPs spent more of their time after listening to Mr
Cameron's report talking about Afghanistan than they did about the
world economy.
Mr Brown's inability to participate in any summit without boasting
that it had all jumped to his masterly tune grew extremely wearisome.
But Mr Cameron's general insouciance about the G20, while refreshing in
a way and authentically Tory, risks going too far in the opposite
direction. It is certainly no bad thing to jettison some of the
excessive claims about the G20 process.
There is also a need, as
the government is hinting, to scale down the cost and disruption of
summitry generally. Yet there is little doubt that if the G20 did not
exist it would have to be invented. It was born out of twin necessities
– first to widen the share of responsibility for international
financial decision-making from the industrial powers that made up the
increasingly ineffective G8 and, second, to confront the collapse of
the banking system and of world trade. Neither of these problems has
gone away. Nor has the importance of an institution that can deal with
the world's chronic economic imbalances on something more than a crisis
management basis.
Mr Cameron's attempt to claim that the main outcome of the G20 was
that the other 19 gave their blessing to British and European deficit
reduction programmes is misleading. The Toronto text certainly signs
off in a general sense on the fiscal consolidation in last week's
budget. Yet the text also insists that such measures must be
growth-friendly and repeats that the G20's highest priorities are to
boost demand and rebalance growth. This is certainly not the impression
that Mr Cameron, with his deficit cutting preoccupation, either gave or
wished to give.
It all adds to the concern that the G20 has flunked too many big
issues. Philosophical and practical divides about fiscal strategy are
deeper than before. Other divisions continue between countries whose
banks are healthy and those whose banks are not. It is hard not to feel
that the Toronto G20 missed its moment. In the past the G20 aimed too
high and promised too much. In 2010 the risk is the reverse, that it
has aimed too low and promised too little for a still fragile and
volatile global economy.
David Willetts hints that university students will face higher fees
Students should consider university fees 'more as an obligation to pay higher income tax' than a debt
Vince Cable and David Willetts arrive to attend the weekly cabinet
meeting at 10 Downing Street. Photograph: Leon Neal/AFP/Getty Images
The universities minister tonight gave his clearest indication yet that students could soon be forced to pay higher tuition fees.
In an interview with the Guardian, David Willetts
warned that the cost of hundreds of thousands of students' degree
courses was a "burden on the taxpayer that had to be tackled".
Willetts said he did not want to pre-empt the recommendations
of Lord Browne's independent review into whether fees should rise from
£3,225 a year. But he added that students should consider university
fees "more as an obligation to pay higher income tax" than a debt.
His words angered the National Union of Students (NUS), whose
president-elect, Aaron Porter, said Willetts had failed to understand
that graduates were leaving with debts of £22,000 on average and that
this felt "very much like debt to them".
A debate over fees will cause huge divisions in the coalition
government. While Willetts has strongly suggested they might rise, the
Liberal Democrats have promised to scrap "unfair" tuition fees.
Willetts said the system – whereby universities charge fees, the
Student Loans Company pays them and students repay only when they have
graduated and earn over £15,000 a year – was "unsustainable" and in
need of "radical change".
Labour had "catastrophically failed" to explain to students how
the system worked, he said, and the universities were given too few
incentives to focus on excellent teaching, he added.
"It is not a matter of simply changing the fees," he said. "The
system doesn't contain strong incentives for universities to focus on
teaching and the student experience, as opposed to research."
Nick Clegg, the Lib Dem leader, and Vince Cable
his former deputy have pledged not to vote in favour of higher fees. To
avoid division, the coalition government has agreed to allow Lib Dems
to abstain from voting on the issue in parliament. The review into
fees, which is being led by Browne, the former chief executive of BP ,
is likely to report in the autumn.
A coalition document, published last month, outlined the
government's priorities. It included ensuring the sector was properly
funded, increasing social mobility and advancing scholarship. Ahead of
a speech he will give to Oxford Brookes University tomorrow, Willetts
said: "The so-called debt [students] have is more like an obligation to
pay higher income tax."
He said he had asked the Higher Education
Funding Council for England to write to all higher education
institutions requesting they publish their records of how many
graduates are in jobs and how they prepare students for the
workplace.The aim is to have the information ready for 2011, he said.
He added that he wanted teenagers to consider apprenticeships as a possible route into higher education.
Nigeria's agony dwarfs the Gulf oil spill. The US and Europe ignore it
The Deepwater Horizon
disaster caused headlines around the world, yet the people who live in
the Niger delta have had to live with environmental catastrophes for
decades
A ruptured pipeline
burns in a Lagos suburb after an explosion in 2008 which killed at
least 100 people. Photograph: George Esiri/Reuters
We reached the edge of the oil spill near the Nigerian village of
Otuegwe after a long hike through cassava plantations. Ahead of us lay
swamp. We waded into the warm tropical water and began swimming,
cameras and notebooks held above our heads. We could smell the oil long
before we saw it – the stench of garage forecourts and rotting
vegetation hanging thickly in the air.
The farther we travelled, the more nauseous it became. Soon we
were swimming in pools of light Nigerian crude, the best-quality oil in
the world. One of the many hundreds of 40-year-old pipelines that
cris-cross the Niger delta had corroded and spewed oil for several
months.
Forest and farmland were now covered in a sheen of greasy oil.
Drinking wells were polluted and people were distraught. No one knew
how much oil had leaked. "We lost our nets, huts and fishing pots,"
said Chief Promise, village leader of Otuegwe and our guide. "This is
where we fished and farmed. We have lost our forest. We told Shell of
the spill within days, but they did nothing for six months."
That was the Niger delta a few years ago, where, according to
Nigerian academics, writers and environment groups, oil companies have
acted with such impunity and recklessness that much of the region has
been devastated by leaks.
In fact, more oil is spilled from the delta's network of
terminals, pipes, pumping stations and oil platforms every year than
has been lost in the Gulf of Mexico, the site of a major ecological
catastrophe caused by oil that has poured from a leak triggered by the
explosion that wrecked BP's Deepwater Horizon rig last month.
That disaster, which claimed the lives of 11 rig workers, has made
headlines round the world. By contrast, little information has emerged
about the damage inflicted on the Niger delta. Yet the destruction
there provides us with a far more accurate picture of the price we have
to pay for drilling oil today.
On 1 May this year a ruptured ExxonMobil pipeline in the state of
Akwa Ibom spilled more than a million gallons into the delta over seven
days before the leak was stopped. Local people demonstrated against the
company but say they were attacked by security guards. Community
leaders are now demanding $1bn in compensation for the illness and loss
of livelihood they suffered. Few expect they will succeed. In the
meantime, thick balls of tar are being washed up along the coast.
Within days of the Ibeno spill, thousands of barrels of oil were
spilled when the nearby Shell Trans Niger pipeline was attacked by
rebels. A few days after that, a large oil slick was found floating on
Lake Adibawa in Bayelsa state and another in Ogoniland. "We are faced
with incessant oil spills from rusty pipes, some of which are 40 years old," said Bonny Otavie, a Bayelsa MP.
This point was backed by Williams Mkpa, a community leader in
Ibeno: "Oil companies do not value our life; they want us to all die.
In the past two years, we have experienced 10 oil spills and fishermen
can no longer sustain their families. It is not tolerable."
With 606 oilfields, the Niger delta supplies 40% of all the crude
the United States imports and is the world capital of oil pollution.
Life expectancy in its rural communities, half of which have no access
to clean water, has fallen to little more than 40 years over the past
two generations. Locals blame the oil that pollutes their land and can
scarcely believe the contrast with the steps taken by BP and the US
government to try to stop the Gulf oil leak and to protect the
Louisiana shoreline from pollution.
"If this Gulf accident had happened in Nigeria,
neither the government nor the company would have paid much attention,"
said the writer Ben Ikari, a member of the Ogoni people. "This kind of
spill happens all the time in the delta."
"The oil companies just ignore it. The lawmakers do not care and
people must live with pollution daily. The situation is now worse than
it was 30 years ago. Nothing is changing. When I see the efforts that
are being made in the US I feel a great sense of sadness at the double
standards. What they do in the US or in Europe is very different."
"We see frantic efforts being made to stop the spill in the US,"
said Nnimo Bassey, Nigerian head of Friends of the Earth International.
"But in Nigeria, oil companies largely ignore their spills, cover them
up and destroy people's livelihood and environments. The Gulf spill can
be seen as a metaphor for what is happening daily in the oilfields of
Nigeria and other parts of Africa.
"This has gone on for 50 years in Nigeria. People depend
completely on the environment for their drinking water and farming and
fishing. They are amazed that the president of the US can be making
speeches daily, because in Nigeria people there would not hear a
whimper," he said.
It is impossible to know how much oil is spilled in the Niger
delta each year because the companies and the government keep that
secret. However, two major independent investigations over the past
four years suggest that as much is spilled at sea, in the swamps and on
land every year as has been lost in the Gulf of Mexico so far.
One report, compiled by WWF UK, the World Conservation Union and
representatives from the Nigerian federal government and the Nigerian
Conservation Foundation, calculated in 2006 that up to 1.5m tons of oil
– 50 times the pollution unleashed in the Exxon Valdez tanker disaster
in Alaska – has been spilled in the delta over the past half century.
Last year Amnesty calculated that the equivalent of at least 9m barrels
of oil was spilled and accused the oil companies of a human rights
outrage.
According to Nigerian federal government figures, there were more
than 7,000 spills between 1970 and 2000, and there are 2,000 official
major spillages sites, many going back decades, with thousands of
smaller ones still waiting to be cleared up. More than 1,000 spill
cases have been filed against Shell alone.
Last month Shell admitted to spilling 14,000 tonnes of oil in
2009. The majority, said the company, was lost through two incidents –
one in which the company claims that thieves damaged a wellhead at its
Odidi field and another where militants bombed the Trans Escravos
pipeline.
Shell, which works in partnership with the Nigerian government in
the delta, says that 98% of all its oil spills are caused by vandalism,
theft or sabotage by militants and only a minimal amount by
deteriorating infrastructure. "We had 132 spills last year, as against
175 on average. Safety valves were vandalised; one pipe had 300 illegal
taps. We found five explosive devices on one. Sometimes communities do
not give us access to clean up the pollution because they can make more
money from compensation," said a spokesman.
"We have a full-time oil spill response team. Last year we
replaced 197 miles of pipeline and are using every known way to clean
up pollution, including microbes. We are committed to cleaning up any
spill as fast as possible as soon as and for whatever reason they
occur."
These claims are hotly disputed by communities and environmental
watchdog groups. They mostly blame the companies' vast network of
rusting pipes and storage tanks, corroding pipelines, semi-derelict
pumping stations and old wellheads, as well as tankers and vessels
cleaning out tanks.
The scale of the pollution is mind-boggling. The government's
national oil spill detection and response agency (Nosdra) says that
between 1976 and 1996 alone, more than 2.4m barrels contaminated the
environment. "Oil spills and the dumping of oil into waterways has been
extensive, often poisoning drinking water and destroying vegetation.
These incidents have become common due to the lack of laws and
enforcement measures within the existing political regime," said a
spokesman for Nosdra.
The sense of outrage is widespread. "There are more than 300
spills, major and minor, a year," said Bassey. "It happens all the year
round. The whole environment is devastated. The latest revelations
highlight the massive difference in the response to oil spills. In
Nigeria, both companies and government have come to treat an
extraordinary level of oil spills as the norm."
A spokesman for the Stakeholder Democracy Network in Lagos, which
works to empower those in communities affected by the oil companies'
activities, said: "The response to the spill in the United States
should serve as a stiff reminder as to how far spill management in
Nigeria has drifted from standards across the world."
Other voices of protest point out that the world has overlooked
the scale of the environmental impact. Activist Ben Amunwa, of the
London-based oil watch group Platform, said: "Deepwater Horizon may
have exceed Exxon Valdez, but within a few years in Nigeria offshore
spills from four locations dwarfed the scale of the Exxon Valdez
disaster many times over. Estimates put spill volumes in the Niger
delta among the worst on the planet, but they do not include the crude
oil from waste water and gas flares. Companies such as Shell continue
to avoid independent monitoring and keep key data secret."
Worse may be to come. One industry insider, who asked not to be
named, said: "Major spills are likely to increase in the coming years
as the industry strives to extract oil from increasingly remote and
difficult terrains. Future supplies will be offshore, deeper and harder
to work. When things go wrong, it will be harder to respond."
Judith Kimerling, a professor of law and policy at the City University of New York and author of Amazon Crude,
a book about oil development in Ecuador, said: "Spills, leaks and
deliberate discharges are happening in oilfields all over the world and
very few people seem to care."
There is an overwhelming sense that the big oil companies act as
if they are beyond the law. Bassey said: "What we conclude from the
Gulf of Mexico pollution incident is that the oil companies are out of
control.
"It is clear that BP has been blocking progressive legislation,
both in the US and here. In Nigeria, they have been living above the
law. They are now clearly a danger to the planet. The dangers of this
happening again and again are high. They must be taken to the
international court of justice."
Breaking down the wall with China
It is more than 200 years since Lord Macartney's
trade embassy was rebuffed by the Chinese emperor Qianlong, but to
judge by the scenes at an executive training centre outside Beijing
last week the cultural chasm that separates China from the West remains
as deep and as wide as ever.
By Peter Foster 23.05.2010
The Great Wall of China was originally built to keep out nomadic tribes from the northern steppe regionsPhoto: Corbis
Next to the Great Wall a group of Chinese and European business
managers sit in the shade of some chestnut trees engaged in a game
designed to test creative and team-building skills. An instructor hands
them a pile of 30 picture cards and asks them to number them from one
to 30 using the cryptic clue hidden in each. "This one is easy,"
shouts a Frenchman named Frank, seizing a picture of Pope Benedict and
waving it in the air, "the answer is '16'. That one is obvious."
Not to the Chinese in the group it isn't, none of whom have the
first idea who the Pope is, but it evidently doesn't occur to the
Europeans to explain. Soon the Frenchman is engaged in a voluble
discussion with his fellow "long-noses" – a Brit, a Belgian and an
Italian – over the best strategy for completing the task while their
Chinese colleagues look on, faintly bemused. It takes several minutes
before it dawns on the Europeans that they will need the assistance of
their Chinese counterparts to finish the game since half the cards are
made up of Chinese characters or cultural references.
"This one is '30'," says a Chinese delegate once the rabble has
died down, before going on politely to explain: "These are the
characters from a saying of Confucius: 'san shi er li', which means 'At
30, I stood firm'."
By the end of the allotted time China and Europe are working
brilliantly together, but the opening exchanges, everyone agrees, are a
salutary illustration of the kind of "dialogue of the deaf" that often
afflicts the Western interactions with China.
Whether around the tables of high diplomacy or the boardrooms of
fractious European and US joint-ventures, the scope for
misunderstanding remains vast. For these managers, the modern
emissaries of Western trade taking part in an EU-China managers
exchange programme (METP), the game provides a lesson in how easy it is
to get off on the wrong foot in China, but equally the results that
co-operation can bring.
"I was quite uncomfortable with the way some of the Europeans were
behaving," reflected Darren Steele, a 34-year-old IT engineer for the
oil and gas industry who is married to a Chinese woman. "They certainly
didn't seem to have any appreciation initially of how we were appearing
to the Chinese side."
European self-confidence – or arrogance, depending on your point
of view – is nothing new to the Chinese. Carl Crow, a US adman who
wrote about his experiences doing business in China in the 1930s in 400 Million Customers recalls losing
count of the number of export managers on trips round the world
"for the sole purpose of discovering how many points of superiority he
and others of his nationality enjoy over the people of the country he
is visiting".
To a degree, the Chinese make allowances, but only to a degree.
"We expect Europeans to express their opinions forcefully," says Ran
Maoqi, executive vice-president of Maipu, a Chengdu-based Chinese
technology company, "but we also know they shout them out just as
loudly even when they are wrong.
"We Chinese don't like to lose face, so we wait and watch
carefully before saying what we think. The annoying part is when the
Europeans ignore or shout over us even when we are right."
The METP scheme, which sees 50 managers from each country "buddy
up" for a year, learning each others' languages and foibles to foster
greater understanding, has arguably never been more needed than it is
today.
After two decades in which Western corporations have played a long
game, keeping their differences with China to themselves, the
fundamental disagreements are now increasingly spilling into the open.
"In the 10 years since the establishment of the EU Chamber of
Commerce in China, I have seldom seen market sentiment among members so
bleak or pessimistic," wrote the chamber's outgoing president Joerg
Wuttke last month. "After 30 years of progressive market reforms, many
foreign businesses in the country feel as though they have run up
against an unexpected and impregnable blockade," he said in an article
headlined China is beginning to frustrate foreign business.
US business, traditionally more circumspect than its European
counterparts when it comes to complaining openly about China, has also
started to complain publicly about the rising tide of back-door Chinese
protectionism.
This week sees the latest round of the US-China Strategic &
Economic dialogue in Beijing during which US commerce secretary Gary
Locke has already promised to raise a "whole host of trade-barrier
issues".
For believers in free trade, perhaps more worrying than the
surface ripples of today's trade disputes are the much more fundamental
differences between the Chinese and the West that these disagreements
point up.
Ian Bremmer, president of the Eurasia Group political risk
consultancy, said in an interview this month that Chinese protectionism
was now forcing many Western corporations to reassess whether the
country will really bear long-term fruit.
"The world's largest and second-largest economies now have
economic systems that are fundamentally incompatible," he said, adding
that in the past 12 months there had been a "sea-change" in how the US
private sector views China.
"Google has gone public, but most other multinationals haven't,"
he added. "We have a lot of corporate clients, and I'd say only about
25pc of the major ones have strategies for China that I think are
sustainable over five years."
According to popular history, Lord Macartney got short shrift from the Emperor in 1793 because he refused
to kowtow, but modern scholarship argues the real reason was the
economic systems of Imperial China and the West could never work
together.
It is a divide that endures to this day and one which might never
be bridged – even if the modern brand of trade ambassadors to China
going through their paces at the Great Wall last week do learn how to
bend a little at the knee.
The dig dividing Jerusalem
The search for the City
of David may offer tourists a reminder of Jerusalem's ancient past. But
for the Palestinians whose homes are threatened by the excavations,
archaeology is merely the latest weapon being used against them
Excavations in Silwan in the middle of Palestinian housing. Photograph: Omar Robert Hamilton
If you walk out of Jerusalem Old City through its south-eastern
gate and on to the perimeter road encircling it, you will most likely
see several large coaches with elderly western tourists climbing out of
them. You will see them stand at the low wall at the edge of the road
and peer down into the lush valley with its pretty houses that nudge
and lean against each other. The tourists may notice the woman marking
exercise books on her sunny terrace, they may smile to see the
bright-haired four-year-old riding her tricycle round the yard. Some of
them will think of a favoured grandchild back in Kansas or Ottawa.
Now, if this were a scene in Italy, Spain, or even Turkey, we
might have left it there: the tourists come, stare, spend money and go.
But here their effect is devastating – and most of them don't even know
it. For the town that nestles here, in this valley on the southern
flank of Jerusalem, is Silwan, home to some 55,000 Palestinians,
annexed by Israel
along with east Jerusalem in 1967, and currently one of the hottest
spots in the contest between the rights of the Palestinian townspeople
and the plans that Israel has for the area – plans put into effect
through a series of administrative measures, clandestine coalitions,
and progressive-sounding projects. None of which could work without the
funding that floods into Israel from the west.
What do the tourists know of this? These gentle, grey-haired folk
have come here, on their Jewish National Fund coaches, to visit the
archaeological dig for Ir David, the City of David,
which, it is claimed, lies below the Wadi Helweh neighbourhood in
Silwan and justifies the digging, the shafts and the tunnelling going
on in the belly of the hill and under the homes of the people who live
here.
Maryam puts aside the exercise books: "This road, from Jerusalem
all the way down the valley, was a main road. People did good business
here, if you had an ice-cream shop, a cafe, a barber, food shops,
souvenirs. Then Elad came, the City of David Organisation; they take
the people into their centre and they never see us."
Silwan, and particularly the beautiful Wadi Helweh – the Valley of
Sweet [Water] – has always welcomed strangers. Traditionally, it has
been the last resting spot for travellers approaching Jerusalem from
the south and a favourite recreation area for Jerusalem's residents.
People would come here for picnics, and in summer the cool caves of Ein
Silwan spring were a much-loved playing space for children. Even now
people ask if I am visiting Silwan for a shammet hawa, a breath of air, though there is hardly air to breathe with the dust and the noise Elad is generating.
Elad is an acronym in Hebrew meaning "To the City of David".
Dedicated to "strengthening Israel's current and historic connection to
Jerusalem", it was founded in 1986 by David Be'eri, who, "inspired by
the longing of the Jewish people to return to Zion", left his elite
army unit to set it up. For a long time Elad refused to reveal the
names of its funders; eventually they submitted the names but
successfully requested they be kept under privilege. Lev Leviev and
Roman Abramovich have been present at Elad events.
Elad set up a two-pronged strategy: to strengthen Israel's
"connection to Jerusalem" they started to dig – under Silwan and into
the land under the al-Aqsa mosque – for the biblical City of David and
to create the Ir David tourist site. They called it "salvage
excavation" to avoid getting official permits. The "salvage" has lasted
for more than 10 years and Wadi Helweh's houses have started to sink
into the hill.
To help "the Jewish people to return to Zion", in 1991 Be'eri
started to acquire Palestinian property (supported by Ariel Sharon,
then minister of construction and housing). His target was principally
two Silwan neighbourhoods: Wadi Helweh and al-Bustan (the Garden).
The Abbasi family's home, with its nine apartments and two
warehouses, was Be'eri's first target. Be'eri's wife, Michal, has
described how he acquired it: "Davida'leh took a tour guide card and
put in his picture, and for a long time he would take bogus tourists on
a tour . . . and slowly he befriended Abbasi . . . Of course, it was
all staged." In 1987, Elad pressured the government to declare the
Abbasi house "absentee property" and in October 1991, Be'eri led a
settler invasion of the house with the intruders singing and dancing
and waving the Israeli flag on the roof at daybreak. The Abbasi family
went to court and the Jerusalem district judge found "no factual or
legal basis" for the takeover; indeed, he found it characterised by "an
extreme lack of good faith". Yet still the property continues to be
caught up in legal proceedings and Elad people continue to live in it –
and to acquire more Palestinian property: to date Elad has gained
control of a quarter of Wadi Helweh.
What is happening in Silwan is not unique; it is part and parcel of what is happening across Israel and the Occupied Palestinian Territories.
Only the specific tactics are different. Before I came to Silwan, I had
been travelling in the West Bank for a week, noting how every
Palestinian community has its appointed settlement, its stalking
"other". There is hardly anywhere you can look up and not see a
settlement lowering at you: bristling with barbed wire and flags and
antennae and cameras and floodlights and – although you can't see them
– arms.
Most scholars agree that, to this day, no evidence of the presence
of Kings David or Solomon has been found at the site. But our group of
elderly American tourists are spellbound by the stories they are
hearing from Elad's guides, stories which are conjecture, projection
and myth .
"I found a Byzantine water pit," Professor Ronny Reich of the
Israel Antiquities Authority says. "They [Elad] said it was Jeremiah's
pit. I told them that was nonsense." But for a long time the guides
would tell the tourists that this was the hole Jeremiah was thrown
into. Close to half a million visitors come here each year and are
treated to the Elad version of history. Professor Binyamin Ze'ev Kedar,
chair of the Israel Antiquities Authority Council, wrote in 2008: "The
Israel Antiquities Authority is aware that Elad, an organisation with a
declared ideological agenda, presents the history of the City of David
in a biased manner."
None of this activity would have been possible without the support
of the Israeli state. An Israeli activist tells me: "If you ask the
Israeli government what is happening in Silwan, they say it's not a
government matter; these are private people buying and moving in
legally. But now [the east Jerusalem settlement of] Nof Zion is being
built. The Zoning laws permit building there only on 37.5% of a piece
of land. But Nof Zion has permission to build on 125% of the land! And
inside Ras el-Amoud, above Silwan, they are building five-storey
apartment blocks for settlers. But they refuse to allow Palestinian
families to build a third floor on their house. A settler organisation
buys a police station from the government. A bus line in Ma'ale Zeitim
is diverted to serve a settlement. In Silwan, the City of David
Organisation is telling the archaeologists where to dig and what to
look for. So one has to ask the question with regard to the City of
David Organisation and the state of Israel: which is the tail and which
is the dog?"
A critically important study by the independent monitoring
organisation, Ir Amim, reaches the same conclusion: "Elad, which is
officially a private organisation, serves as a direct executive arm of
the government of Israel, and enjoys comprehensive and deep backing by
the Israeli administration." More chillingly, Doron Spillman, Elad's
director of development, has said: ". . . We are almost a branch of the
government of Israel, but without getting buried under government
bureaucracy."
The main government project right now is for Jerusalem. And in
Silwan and Jerusalem, on 12 May, Jerusalem Day, the day I visit, you
can see it clearly. This morning, Silwan is blockaded by the police,
and it's on alert. The settler, security, police and army vehicles
racing up and down the roads are quietly monitored by the neighbourhood
watch people. In the cafe at the bottom of the valley, three young men
wipe tables and stock the fridge while keeping an eye on the jumpy
young security guard who patrols in front of them.
"These are private security for the settlers. They don't go
anywhere without them. They cost around 50m shekels a year. And they're
paid for by the government. Out of taxes," says one of the young men.
"And the security are protected by the police, and the army's always round the corner. Just think what it's costing."
On the eve of Jerusalem Day celebrations, prime minister Binyamin
Netanyahu said: "Jerusalem is our city and we never compromised on
that, not after the destruction of the First Holy Temple, nor after the
destruction of the Second . . . There is no other nation that feels
this deeply about a city."
Now, in the pleasant afternoon, I stand in the Solidarity Tent in
al-Bustan with two men whose homes are among the 88 threatened with
demolition to make way for an "archaeological garden in the spirit of
the Second Temple".
"So they distribute bits of paper that say that since King David
used to go for walks here, it's wrong that our houses should be here
and it must just be a park. You notice that for them he is King David
but for us he is el-Nabi Daoud: David the Prophet. So who holds him in
higher esteem? Plus there's no evidence he ever walked here," says one.
"And what if he did? It was empty. You know, there's one thing
we've held against our parents, our grandparents: that they left their
land. They thought they'd be back in a couple of weeks. We don't have
the excuse of ignorance. We are not leaving. And my children will not
wash the dishes in their national park," says his friend.
In Silwan and Jerusalem, the conflation between settler rightwing
ideology, government policy, big money, real estate interests and bad
taste produces its unique blend of kitsch and nightmare. Under cover of
excavation, massive infrastructure work is done in Wadi Helweh in
preparation for the construction of a 115,000 sq m commercial centre,
without a town plan scheme and without permits. The work stops only
when it comes up against the foundations of Palestinian homes.
"The streets cave in," says one of the men. "You see that darker
stretch of tarmac? We had to patch up the road. And the school: the
floor of the classroom collapsed under the girls. Fourteen girls fell
2m into the tunnel they'd dug below the school. And we had to hush it
up because they would have said the school was unsafe and closed it
down." The Israeli military barricade continues to block Silwan's high
street.
In Jerusalem earlier, I had seen thousands of young people who had
been bused in from the settlements stream through the streets. Military
police with guns and flack-jackets guard them. The Old City is closed –
except to them. Women trying to take their children home are turned
away from the gates of the city. Men carrying briefcases sit on raised
pavements. More soldiers watch from the ramparts of the old city walls.
From time to time the police come up to us: "You speak Hebrew?" No.
"You speak English?" Yes. "Back! Move back!" A man standing next to us
says maybe they want us to back off all the way to Spain. "Where are
you from?" he asks me. Egypt. "Cairo?" Cairo. "May God forgive Cairo,"
he says.
Darkness settles. The Palestinian residents of Silwan feed their
kids and hush them. They visit each other, chat, watch the news. In the
cafe at the bottom of the hill the young men are courteous but not
chatty. On their TV screen Alan Curbishley talks about the match that's
about to start: the final of the Europa Cup. The young men keep one eye
on the screen, the other, vigilant, is on their town. On the ledge
above their heads, but hidden from their view, is the stage set up by
Elad, with its "Lion of Zion" banners. And we can hear the amplified
voices celebrating the three Israelis each being awarded the $50,000
"Lion of Zion" Moskowitz award for deeds that "deal with the challenges
facing Israel in the fields of education, research, settlement,
culture, security and more".
From the al-Aqsa mosque further above comes first the call for
evening prayer, and then, for good measure, the Chapter of the
Merciful: "Which then of our Lord's signs do you deny?" The lights in
the Palestinian houses dot the hillside and the trees around the small
cafe where I sit are also strung with fairy lights. In a layby 20m away
an Israeli army personnel carrier stands poised, its blue lights
flashing.
The Palestinians sense that Israel has moved from ihtilal to ihlal;
from occupation to replacement, and that making life unlivable for
Palestine's Palestinians is the prelude to transforming Palestine
itself. This is what the money coming from the west will achieve. To
see the future projected for Jerusalem, you need only visit the
spanking new Jewish Quarter. Go into the Temple Shop and buy teatowels
and doilies and puzzles featuring the Third Temple rising out of
al-Haram al-Sharif in place of the Dome of the Rock. In this
approaching future it will be impossible to look out at the landscape
and think of continuity, or eternity.
In place of the old, mellow stone, of the interdependent
structures, softened and polished by time, there will be the jagged and
the new and the fake. In place of trodden paths along the valleys and
children playing freely, there will be chairlifts and viewing points
and fast food outlets and always, always the iron gates and the
security checks and the ticket kiosks and the merchandising. In place
of the thousands of stories laid down over the ages above, below and
around each other, there will be one story – and it won't, actually, be
the Jewish story, because the Jewish story in Jerusalem is indivisible
from the Roman, the Byzantine, the Arab, the Muslim, the Christian. It
will be a fake. Like the fake inscribed prayers or mezzuzas the
settlers carve into the Arab houses when they take them over. Soon, in
Jerusalem, if the world does not wake up, there will be one voice: the
crash of the cash register.
Michael Winner is
a respected writer, film-maker and food critic. In his mid-70's, he
is often provocative, creating an instant reaction from readers,
tongue-in-cheek and self-opinionated, he makes me laugh. His thoughts
below on exercise machines for seniors in Hyde Park (London), amuse me
and are shared for your enjoyment.
A playground for seniors? They must have a death wish!
Feeling the strain: Michael Winner at the new Pensioners' Playground at Hyde Park in central London
My gymnasium at home is next to the whirlpool bath and the
swimming pool. It’s not very grand, just a treadmill and a rowing
machine. ‘You should put in a cycling machine,’ Arnold Schwarzenegger
said, when I showed him round.
What with Arnold, on one side, advocating strenuous exercise and
my adorable fiance Geraldine, on the other, admonishing me for being
lazy, I fall back on the words of the American lawyer Robert Hutchins,
who said: ‘Whenever-I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling
passes.’
Nevertheless, I decided to visit the Senior Playground in Hyde Park, which opened this week.
It’s the opposite of a children’s playground: instead of seesaws
and climbing frames it is full of fancy exercise equipment for
pensioners to keep their joints from creaking. Walking towards the
area I saw two old men in a café. I asked where the Senior Playground
was.
They had no idea they could have been exercising. I don’t think they wanted to.
‘You’ll like the chocolate cake here, don’t drink the coffee,’ said one.
‘Why aren’t you exercising in the senior citizens’ playground?’ I asked.
‘I’m not old,’ replied the man. ‘Dream on,’ I said, ‘you haven’t got any hair.’
‘Lost it in 1992 in India when I took the malaria tablets,’ the man explained.
‘I took malaria tablets, I’ve got hair,’ I said as I sailed by.
By now I could see it. Shangri-La shimmering on the gravel. But it
was tiny. The exercise machines looked like small silver-coloured oil
rigs.
‘Too awful if there’s an oil leak all over the busy lizzies,’ I said to my assistant Dinah.
She was there in case I got over excited and fell off one of the mini-monsters.
They’ve got six machines and three benches, which seat four people
each. So you can have twice as many people resting as you can get on
the machines. The place was deserted.
‘It was very busy this morning when the Mayor of Westminster opened it,’ said a gardener.
‘He didn’t stay to do any exercise, did he?’ I asked. not. I inspected the machines. They swayed. They whirred.
‘This could kill more pensioners than eating at Heston Blumenthal’s establishment,’ I remarked.
Only a joke, Heston. I know that food poisoning scare at the Fat
Duck restaurant wasn’t your fault. I noticed all the machines were
labelled for people aged ‘15 plus’. Maybe things have changed a bit
since my youth. In the old days being 15 did not catapult you into the
senior citizen’s bracket.
The shiny equipment in the park all comes from Denmark. Heaven
knows why — are the pensioners very fat there? More in need of
exercise?
The machines are designed to keep things gentle, nothing too
strenuous, and the movements are meant to simulate twisting, walking
and cycling. It didn’t look much like that to me.
I saw a very uncomfortable-looking ‘sit-up’ apparatus and another
contraption where you lie on your back, adopt a crab position and push
up with your stomach. At my age? Very undignified. I gave them both a
wide berth.
As my left leg is considerably debilitated, having had three key
balancing tendons removed, I reckoned these machines could have done me
in like lightning. Maybe the label should have read ‘not for over 70s’.
‘No, no,’ said the gardener, ‘a lady came this morning who lives
in Vermont, she told me it had the second largest population of elderly
people in the United States.
‘She was planning to take the idea home and put up Senior
Playgrounds all over the place. She said “Where Hyde Park leads, the
world goes tomorrow.”’
These machines looked lethal. There wasn’t even a lifeguard
standing by. That’d get a few old dears in. Have a David Hasselhoff
lookalike watching to see no one kicks the bucket. Ready with
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
I cautiously tried the cycling machine. Then I took the steering
wheel on another machine, turning it to and fro. What benefit this had,
I do not know.
To bring a climax to this non-event I stood on a metal plate,
which swayed me from left to right. After a while I felt a bit
seasick, so I got off. At last, I was joined in the playground by two
chubby ladies with shopping bags. They were on their way to an L. S.
Lowry exhibition in Mayfair.
‘You need a bit of this,’ I suggested.
‘Are you making assertions?’ asked Lady One. They tried a couple of the machines, then fled.
With health and safety as a major issue these days I’m surprised
this oasis of strange machinery is promoted by Westminster Council as a
suitable place for senior citizens.
At least the benches will be useful for adventurous oldies to rest
on as they recoup, nurse their twisted ligaments and wait for the
ambulance to arrive.
Of course I believe in exercise (just), having written a diet book
and been forced into activity by my fiance, who is a Pilates expert.
But the best way to keep trim is to eat less, take a gentle stroll and
enjoy the occasional cuppa tea and a bun.
Is this really a good way for Westminster Council to be spending
its money? I can just see the council meeting. ‘never mind the clogged
streets, lack of parking facilities or traffic lights at the end of the
Mall, which are on red for 55 seconds and green for eight seconds.
‘What this borough needs is six strange machines for the old folk. They’ll be flocking in.’
Maybe in days to come the queue of balding, white-haired men and
women, Zimmer frames rampant, will stretch from Hyde Park to Battersea.
I wouldn’t bet on it.
They’re much happier pushing their trolleys slowly round Tesco,
easing themselves into stair lifts or sitting recumbent in front of the
telly.
As car maker Henry Ford observed: ‘exercise is bunk. If you are
healthy you don’t need it. If you are sick you shouldn’t take it.’
What’s that I hear? The honeyed tones of my beautiful fiance,
Geraldine, calling me to my one-hour evening walk in Holland Park.
‘Coming dear.’
If she gets to hear about the Senior Playground it could be the
end of me. She’ll march me up the smog-filled High Street and place
me on a whirly-machine offering advice on how to get the greatest
benefit from it.
I do hope she’d let me take a taxi back home.
If my own council, Kensington and Chelsea, starts on this nonsense
I’ll chain myself to the railings in protest. At least, chained to
railings, I won’t be free to do exercise.
Famine is result of a failing food system
The root cause of hunger and famine is rarely crop failure. It is about who controls and benefits from land and its resources
Felicity Lawrence joins several hundred
people for the annual Famine Walk in Ireland's County Mayo. Film music:
Irish Flute by Emer Mayock performing at the Irish Famine Walk Link to this video
Growing population, dependence on monoculture, a food economy geared
to exports and concentrated in the hands of a few players, neoliberal
economics meeting climate shock ending in catastrophic failure of food
supply – we could be talking about common concerns over food security
in the coming decades. But now tweak the language: big families, single
staple potato crop, land controlled by absentee landlords and their
agents producing meat and butter not for the locals but to ship to
England, laissez-faire economics, then blight, leading to mass
starvation. The conditions that create hunger and famine around the
world have followed a pattern for centuries – and still do today.
Last weekend, I joined several hundred people gathered under a
blazing sky in Ireland's County Mayo for the annual Famine Walk from
Doolough Lake to the tiny town of Louisburgh organised by the Irish
campaign group Afri.
The breathtaking beauty of the mountain scenery belies the tragedy that
it had witnessed back in 1849. The walk retraces the path taken by
hundreds of starving Irish tenant farmers who had struggled into
Louisburgh to be inspected by the English commissioners in the hope of
being granted emergency rations, only to be told to walk 10 miles up to
the grand house by Doolough lake instead.
Already enfeebled by hunger, many died en route and in the months immediately after. During the great hunger
around 1 million Irish people died and a further 1 million were forced
into emigration for want of food. Yet, throughout the period, 1845-52,
Ireland exported large amounts of food to England. Even had it not, the
almost destitute peasantry created by large English landholdings,
rent-collecting middlemen and increasing population, had no money to
buy the food. They planted lumper potatoes because that high-yielding
but disease-prone variety was the only crop capable of producing
sufficient calories for their families on endlessly divided plots of
land.
The root cause of hunger and famine is rarely crop failure
alone. It is about who controls and benefits from the land and its
resources. About 1 billion people, or one in six of the global
population, go hungry today, even though more food is being produced
than ever. And yet, around the same number of people are overweight or
obese and likely to have their lives cut short by diet-related disease.
We have, in other words, a food system that is failing.
It
delivers an excess of food that is unhealthy for the affluent and yet
is incapable of producing enough calories for the poor. And it is a
system in which the value of the food chain has been captured at each
point, from seed to field to factory to shop, by powerful transnational
corporations. (Rich countries don't like to do empire these days so
they have privatised it.)
Three giant corporates dominate global
seed sales and have turned the raw material of food into patents; six
corporates dominate agrochemical production; three companies control the bulk of global grain trade; in
most European countries a handful of processors now dominate the supply
in key food sectors such as meat and milk; and, in many countries, just
three or four retailers are now the gatekeepers for access to
consumers. Meanwhile, all but the most intensive and large-scale
farmers are being driven off the land, many of the poorest forced into
migration.
It is a system of extraordinary sophistication and yet
also of startling fragility, vulnerable to climate shocks and energy
price spikes. But it has not been created by accident. US and European
government policies postwar have fostered it – with agricultural
subsidies that have encouraged surplus of their own commodity crops,
and with trade agreements and loans through international financial
institutions that have forced markets in poorer countries open to take
those crops and the processed junk diets their manufacturers like to
make of them.
The hundreds walking through the Mayo valley last
weekend were not just engaged in an act of remembrance. They were
voting with their feet for change.
China puts the eco back in economy
As biodiversity declines, China recalculates the value of its forests and other natural resources
Covering an area of 600 square kilometers in Hubei
Province, Shennongjia Nature Reserve is famed for its high and elegant
mountain peaks, limpid spring water and rare animals and plants.
Photograph: Xinhua/Corbis
Amid all the doom and gloom during the past week about the global loss of biodiversity, there have been a couple of potentially positive steps forward by the usual villain of the piece: China.
For the first time, the government in Beijing has put a hefty
value on its forest ecosystems and began drafting new regulations that
would oblige rich urban coastal regions to pay compensation fees to
unspoiled inland areas that provide carbon sequestration and other
environmental services.
These steps suggest China is moving in tandem with United Nation recommendations that environmental costs should be factored into the global economy.
A degree of scepticism is warranted. China has some of the
world's most enlightened environmental laws and policies, but all too
often they are ignored by local officials and businessmen who won't let
anything get in the way of making a fast yuan.
But a marriage of the environment and the economy might provide a
new set of financial incentives for maintaining eco-systems that would
otherwise be seen merely as obstacles to development.
Serious money is involved. The State Forestry Administration estimated last week that forest ecosystems contribute 10 trillion yuan, or about a third of China's gross domestic product.
This figure - which takes into account carbon sequestration, water
conservation, biodiversity protection and biomass production – suggests
the administration is seeking not just a new set of values, but a new
role for itself now that the nation's forests are logged out and 2,000 species reportedly threatened with extinction.
More intriguing still are reports that the government is drafting an ecological compensation scheme,
which would expand and strengthen existing measures such as payment for
wildlife reserves, environmental levies imposed on mines, compensation
from upstream river polluters to downstream users and economic
redistribution schemes that aim to close the income gap between
manufacturing hubs on the east coast and rural hinterland.
Depending on how it is written and enforced, this could be
either a boon or a menace to the environment. Set the value of
conservation high and establish an effective mechanism for compensation
transfers and this policy could help to correct the market's failure to
protect the commons and recognise the long-term value of biodiversity.
On the other hand, if the price of nature is set too low and
regulation is too weak - both currently the case – then this policy
could accelerate the unsustainable extraction of resources. The ministry of environmental protection
– arguably the most idealistic but weakest branch of the government -
has a tough task ahead in calculating regional ecological accounts.
But, at the very least, such an eco-accounting ought to stimulate a new way of thinking about environmental values.
Update: 20.03.2010. It's
not often that I air my political, social or moral beliefs in public,
or that I lose control of my emotions, and overflow into anger; but it
has happened twice this week, within a few days.
First was a report of the lives of children in Gaza, documenting
their increasing isolation following the destruction caused in the 2008
Israeli military operation, in 'Dispatches - Children of Gaza' on UK Channel 4 television.
Second was the report by Tania Branigan for 'The Guardian',
which appears in full below. As an experienced professional, I have
always been dedicated to creating the best opportunities for students
in my care. Our websites, privately funded, have pursued the same aims
and objectives since 2006.
With the support of a Team of professionals from various fields,
who give their time freely, we have presented the Chinese Authorities
in the UK and China, with a number of initiatives, to support students
in rural areas, which would improve their educational and career
opportunities. Our letters and presentations have largely gone
unanswered.
However well-intentioned, there is only so much a peasant
professional can achieve against The Great Wall of Bureaucracy. We
have done the preparation and research. Everything is in place for
action. The offer is still on the table - it's up to others to make
the next move, if that is what they want to do.
Alan Cooper.
Millions of Chinese rural migrants denied education for their children Link to this video
Parents face dilemma as hereditary registration system limits access to urban services
Hu Zhongping dreams that one day his young sons
may go to university and escape his life of casual manual labour. The
aspiration seems increasingly unrealistic. Right now, he would settle
for them going to school.
Chinese children are entitled to a state education, but not all of
them get one. And the tens of millions born to migrant workers like Hu
are among the most vulnerable, owing to a registration system that
divides the country's citizens into rural and urban dwellers, and
dictates their rights accordingly.
Despite spending more than half his life in Beijing, Hu does not
enjoy the same access to health, education and social services as his
neighbours. And because the hukou – registration – is
inherited, neither do his children. "I wish my kids could go to a
state school," says Hu. "Parents always wish their children could
receive a better education."
The contradictions of the hukou system, designed for a 1950s planned economy, become more painful with every year of China's
development. About 140 million rural migrants are now working in the
cities, where average incomes are more than three times than those of
the countryside. Migrants have fuelled the country's spectacular
growth but not reaped the benefits. And once they become parents, they
face an unpalatable choice.
Fifty-eight million children are left behind in the countryside by
parents who hope that relatives will raise them lovingly. Another 19
million remain in the cities – where they are, in effect, second-class
citizens. Both groups have poorer academic performance and more
behavioural problems than their peers.
At present, Hu's eight-year-old twins, Xiaonan and Xiaobei, are
studying in the family's cramped one-room apartment, under the guidance
of their mother, who left school at 16.
"You need connections to get your kids in [to state school] if you
are from other places, and making those connections costs too much
money," says Hu. "We can't afford it."
State schools receive no funding for migrant pupils, so often
claim to be full. Others charge illicit "donations" of as much as
6,000 yuan (£590) a term, said Zhang Zhiquan, from the Friends of
Migrant Workers group. That is more than Hu's entire income for the
period.
Many families do not qualify anyway, because they lack the right
documents. Scrap collectors and street vendors have no employment
contracts.
That leaves more than a third of migrant children in Beijing – and
far more in other cities – dependent on private schools, which usually
charge about 600 yuan a term. Until a few weeks ago, the Hu twins were
among these pupils. But their school is one of 30 facing demolition as
part of urban development plans. Up to 10,000 children in Beijing will
be affected.
The education department in Chaoyang district – where most
affected schools are based – has said it will help all pupils,
increasing capacity at nearby primaries and aiding approved private
schools to find new locations.
But hundreds have already been sent back to the countryside by
parents. Others – including Xiaonan and Xiaobei – have yet to find new
places. Activists fear that some may fall out of schooling altogether;
a study cited by the China Labour Bulletin, a Hong Kong-based group
campaigning for workers' rights, said about 6% of migrant children have
never attended school.
The demolitions have highlighted the precarious, makeshift nature
of much migrant schooling. At worst, children can end up in low
quality, profit-driven institutions that are little more than holding
pens. At best, they rely on individuals such as Ma Ruigang, headmaster
of another school on the demolition list. A migrant himself, he
founded the Blue Sky primary school after friends asked him to help
educate their children.
It's a spartan site with few facilities, but the teachers are
dedicated. Neatly turned out children are chanting from their
textbooks as he pokes his head into their classroom. "What sort of
country will it be if these children are on the streets instead of in
school?" he asks, nodding at his charges. "Since the children have
come with their parents, and their parents are supporting the
development of Beijing, their education is a very big issue. It's not
only an issue for their families, but also for the government and
nation."
Authorities are not indifferent to the problem. Chaoyang
officials donate equipment to the school, and have promised
compensation so it can reopen on a site nearby. But critics say both
local and national efforts scratch the surface. "The Chinese government
has introduced a raft of policies, laws and regulations [to benefit
migrant children]," pointed out a recent report by China Labour Bulletin.
"Rural policies have lacked the human and financial resources
needed to effectively implement them, while migrant children in the
cities still face institutional discrimination based on the [hukou].
"The only long-term solution is wide-ranging and systematic reform
of the social welfare system and abolition of the hukou system."
No one expects that to happen soon, but demands for change are mounting. Thirteen newspapers recently published a rare joint appeal for wholesale reform – though they were quickly slapped down by propaganda authorities, who scrubbed the editorial from websites.
The government has promised an overhaul, but fears drastic changes
could lead to migrants flooding cities, putting an unmanageable strain
on services and housing and potentially leading to unrest.
The hukou also helps authorities to track individuals.
And extending services in cities will require massive amounts of extra
funding. Others warn that migrants could sign away their rights to
farmland too quickly, leaving them with nothing to fall back on if life
in the city proves too tough.
But many say the government's current plan – allowing rural
dwellers to register in smaller urban centres – will do nothing for
tens of millions who crossed the country to work in the biggest cities.
Another generation of their children will grow up with big ambitions, but only slender prospects.
Today's earthquake should focus our attention on this ill-fate nation, where corruption has stopped aid from reaching the poor An earthquake of magnitude seven would be devastating for any country. In the wake of such force, death and destruction is tragically inevitable. However, the repercussions for Haiti, this small ill-fated Caribbean country, will be worse than almost anywhere else in the world, because of the long-term political, economic and cultural context that surrounds today's natural disaster.
There is a story often told among Haitians that when the Spanish came to Hispaniola (the small island shared between the Dominican Republic and Haiti) they surrendered Haiti to the devil in order to dedicate the Dominican Republic to God. When you consider their relative situations it is not hard to see why this myth is so commonly believed.
Even before today's tragic events Haiti was the poorest country in the western hemisphere. Nearly 80% of its population live on less than US$2 a day. Only 62% of its adult population are literate and 25% are in any form of employment and 30% have sanitation in their homes. By crossing a seemingly meaningless geographical border into the Dominican Republic the average person could expect their life expectancy to increase by over 12 years and to be seven times wealthier, according to the World Bank.
The political situation in Haiti has much to do with its continued economic ruin. Whereas the Dominican Republic has been able to make tourist industry hay, with its warm climate and Caribbean beaches, Haiti's long history of political instability has led it to be considered "dangerous" by most foreign offices. In 2006 a democratically elected leftwing government came to power, with the promise of a new beginning for Haiti's poor.
Predictably very little progress has been made in the last four years despite substantial amounts of aid pouring in.
Speaking to state officials in Port au Prince last month, for a project working with vulnerable children for Jubilee Action, almost all agreed with the analysis of foreign NGOs on the cause of this stagnation: corruption. Tales of foreign aid being used on palatial homes for ministers or as bribes by officials standing for election are told and laughed about in the halls of power. Perhaps there is faint hope that today's earthquake will concentrate the minds of those who control aid to Haiti on the humanitarian cost of the government's failure to make any progress in providing suitable homes for its population, never mind education or healthcare.
Haiti's cultural traditions also have their part to play in making the standard of living there lower than anywhere in the Caribbean and most of Sub-Saharan Africa. The prevailing belief in voodoo continues to mean that many Haitians reject modern medicine in favour of more traditional practices. A visit to the village witch doctor is for many Haitian parents the first port of call when their child falls ill. Without access to clean water and without treatment for basic illnesses the child mortality rate in Haiti is one in five, with diarrhoea, malaria and TB the most common causes of death.
Ironically for the only country ever to have had a successful slave revolt, child enslavement is also a culturally accepted practice in Haiti. Across the country it is estimated that 300,000 children between eight and 15 are kept as restaveks, unpaid domestic labourers, by wealthier host families. Over 75% of the restaveks are girls and sexual abuse by the men of the house is common.
It is clear to anyone who has been to Port au Prince that this recent disaster, like the hurricanes in 2008, will be catastrophic for the Haitian people who already live with nothing. The fear is that like in 2008, aid will pour into the country from well-meaning donors, only to be siphoned off, one state level at a time. This time the international community must acknowledge the wider issues Haiti faces and, once the immediate emergency is over, develop an approach to Haiti with its people and its children at the core.
There is hope, when the EU gave money to build roads to a contractor not the government, Haiti got its first serviceable roads. We can help the Haitian people, not just in the immediate aftermath, but in the long-term. We have models for how this can be achieved. Now it would be irresponsible not to.
Our personal view, for what it's worth, is that given time, Haiti will join the United States, as a Member of the Union, as a necessary mans of survival. Send your comments...
Students more worried about getting a job than saving the planet By Alastair Jamieson 09.01.2010.
This survey is the nearest I can find reflecting students attitudes. Although it has a younger sampling base (8 - 14) than most students who visit this website (18 - 25), from past experiences, the results are similar, and not surprising.
Our observations, and correspondence from students indicates that students worry about their family and relationships, study performance and grades, job opportunities and finances. AC.
Students are more worried about getting a job than about the environment, crime or war, according to a poll.
In Britain, 42 per cent of children use social networking sites compared to a European average of 26 per cent
A European survey of 3,000 children aged between eight and 14 found almost one quarter of those in the UK listed unemployment as their top future concern, in contrast to other countries where green issues were the biggest fear.
The poll also found British 'tweenagers' were almost twice as likely to use the internet for social development compared to their European counterparts yet still prefer to contact their friends in person rather than using computers or mobile phone texts.
The results of the survey, carried out in for television channel Disney XD, suggest the first generation to have grown up in a world of instant communication may be savvier about the opportunities and drawbacks of digital technology.
Three in five (59 per cent) British 'tweens' said they could not imagine life without the internet and computers – well ahead of Spain (50 per cent), Italy and Germany and France (35 per cent).
In the UK, 42 per cent said they use social networking sites and 33 per cent use online clubs compared to a European average of 26 per cent and 15 per cent respectively.
However, 36 per cent of all those surveyed prefer to contact their friends in person compared to 21 per cent using mobile phone or texts.
Across Europe, 'tweens' are more keen to talk to the friends they already have than make new friends online: 53 per cent feel the internet improves their life by helping them keep in touch with existing friends outside school while 24 per cent say it helps them make new friends.
"This is useful evidence that young people are more aware of the opportunities and the limitations of the internet and social media than we give them credit for, said Tom Dunmore, consulting editor of Stuff magazine.
"The fact that British children are more socially engaged online reflects the importance of the internet in our culture, with organisations like the BBC pushing more content online.
"Far from being a distraction to academic study, the internet is massively beneficial to learning."
Despite being more concerned about jobs than the environment, UK children were the greenest in practice, with 87 per cent recycling – the highest percentage in Europe, with Spain following at 71 per cent.
British boys most want to be a footballer (22 per cent) while most girls want to be a vet (17 per cent).
Perhaps surprisingly, three quarters agreed with the suggestion that their parents understand technology really well and can teach them about devices.
Mr Dunmore added: "This is the perhaps the first generation whose parents have been comfortable and familiar with the same sort of technology, rather than baffled by it."
Half of British children – 49 per cent of boys and 55 per cent of girls – chose their mother as the person they most admired, with around a quarter choosing their father. Only four per cent chose their favourite sports player.
Across Europe, all children ranked their family as the most important thing in their life, ahead of health, happiness, a good job and having money.
The survey also provided hope for future entrepreneurs: across Europe, 64 per cent of 'tweens' would rather work for themselves compared to 36 per cent who would prefer to work for someone else, while children in Britain and Poland named Microsoft billionaire Bill Gates among the five famous figures they most admired.
Across Europe, most tweens would like to be a vet (13 per cent), followed by a teacher or footballer (9 per cent each), doctor (7 per cent) and police officer (5 per cent).
The top three things "that make someone popular" were identified as helping friends (67 per cent), being funny (51 per cent) and being generous (39 per cent).
Top five famous people British boys admire were: David Beckham; Cristiano Ronaldo; Barack Obama; Daniel Radcliffe and Bill Gates.
Top five famous people British girls admire were: Miley Cyrus; Cheryl Cole; Lady Gaga; Zac Efron and The Queen.
France was the only country where both boys and girls named Barack Obama as their most admired famous person.
Victoria Hardy, executive director of Europe research for Disney Channels, said: "These children have grown up in a world dominated by fast-track celebrity yet still place family values above everything in their priority list.
"While some are as young as eight, our research has found that these children have a heightened understanding of socio-economic issues and are already demonstrating behavioural patterns that will have a deep impact on the future."
Cold? Try Siberian winters like I did! By Edward Lucas 04.01.2010. Edward Lucas is eastern Europe correspondent for The Economist
I spotted this article, and must say that my feelings are exactly the same from my experiences of 10 years in China. In the north, temperatures plunged to -40C from November to March, often with a strong wind from the north west Mongolian plateau - that's cold!
The answer is not to hibernate, but to make sure that you are well insulated, with several layers of warm clothing; long thermal underwear, and hot drinks. With the exception of fruit and bread, no cold food!
I'm delighted to add that in the summer the situation was reversed with temperatures reaching +40. That's warm, and I love it! AC
Timidly shivering in their badly insulated houses, or tottering along unswept pavements in unsuitable footwear and inadequate clothes, the British present a pathetic sight in winter.
Not just incompetent in the face of the challenge of a cold snap - but too often joyless to boot.
What a contrast to Russia and other east European countries where I have spent most of my adult life.
Deep snow: Britain comes to a halt when it snows. Here, a man digs a path on the North Yorkshire Moors
Supposedly these countries are the continent's poor relations. But when it comes to dealing with General Winter - the deadly foe of all invaders from the west - they are streets ahead.
During my years in Moscow, the first sign of a night-time snowfall was that the incessant traffic rumble softened.
Blizzard: A man struggles through the snow and wind in Billingham, Teesside
But within minutes, the grating, grinding noise of snow ploughs filled the air. Russia may have dreadful roads, but unlike in Britain, the authorities know that keeping them clear of snow in winter is a national priority.
Russians are famously bad drivers: Rude and risky. But they know how to deal with snow - cornering cautiously and leaving plenty of space for braking. Even the humblest Lada car carries a shovel for emergencies, and usually a sack of grit or salt too.
In a country where being stuck in a car overnight means death by frostbite, people take the matter with proper seriousness. Unlike us, our fellow Europeans in the east know how to dress properly too. My most treasured possession is an Estonian 'lunt', a supple lambskin cap.
With the flaps turned down, it keeps me warm even in temperatures of -50c (my record, encountered in the eastern Siberian mining town of Kemerovo).
Sledge ride: Villagers ride a sledge in the village of Mirny, Russia
Draughts, in Russian eyes, are the work of the devil.
In England, they seem to be a matter of national pride, especially among the upper classes (who also shun central heating on the grounds that it is bad for their antique furniture). If the British are over-thrifty when it comes to heating, the Russians are magnificently extravagant.
When I first lived in the Soviet Union, I searched in vain for valves to turn down the furnace-like temperature of the radiators. My friends laughed at me. 'When it gets too hot, we just open the window,' they explained.
But winter in the east is not just a matter of survival. It is also great fun. English children are encouraged by overcautious parents to stay indoors, hunched over their computer games. In Russia, children can't wait to get outside. Cold means fun.
I will never forget the delight in my sons' eyes when we built our first garden igloo. It was tiny, more of a hollow snowman than a proper house. But in the years that followed we built magnificent creations, even one with an entrance chamber and a chimney. One year, the snow at our house outside Moscow was a metre deep. We honeycombed it with tunnels and bunkers.
That was good exercise. So was cross-country skiing, a low-key sport requiring none of the expense and paraphernalia of the down-hill version. You just strap long thin skis to your boots, grab the sticks and head off into the forest.
Skating takes on a new meaning too. Forget the pathetic pocket-handkerchief rinks of Britain, where people hobble at crawling speed in cautious circles.
All year round: Many Russians think westerners are wimps when it comes to coping with the cold
On a frozen windswept lake you can skate as fast and as far as you like, giving an unbeatable feeling of speed and freedom.
Best of all was the sauna culture - a world away from the feeble version of British spas and health clubs filled with thin-lipped women desperate to sweat out a few pounds. The real thing is a hut, preferably self-built and fuelled by logs you have chopped yourself.
You sit in silence, letting your worries pour out through your pores. You beat yourself or your friends with a sauna whisk, made from a birch branch. And then you jump in the coldest water you can find.
I used to visit Moscow's Sandunovskaya baths, the oldest and grandest in the city, with two British friends. It was a fascinating experience-not least because of the overheard conversations, often conducted in gangster argot, among the rich and powerful Russians who made up most of the clientele.
Russians think westerners are wimps. They usually are, but we wanted to show we were different. So the three of us plunged into the ice-bath - and started a rather jerky rendition of 'Rule Britannia'.
A gaggle of heftily built and tattooed men gathered, incredulous that we were breaking sauna etiquette by staying in the icy water, rather than emerging gasping after a few seconds.
'There'll be nothing left of you,' one of them said, anxiously, worried that frostbite might be attacking our most precious body parts. We emerged to cheers and handshakes, and toasted our new friends in vodka and tea.
I cannot recreate those beloved Russian winters in Britain. But I have installed (against the strenuous objections of my wife) what must be one of the very few outdoor saunas in Chelsea.
She looks in dismay at the kit: The wooden bucket and ladle, the strange mushroom-like hats, the linen loin-cloths, the small bottles of birchbark oil, dark brown and pungent (for scenting the steam), the canister of salty sauna honey (for rubbing on the skin) and the birch-branch whisks (imported from Estonia and stored in the freezer).
Today, though, I'll scarcely hear her objections: I'll be too busy looking for snow to roll in.
I once hosted a glamorous English couple in the depths of an Eastern winter. As the wind howled and their ears turned blue, both refused even to fasten their coats, let alone accept the hats, gloves and scarves I tried to lend them, during a brief walk.
Snow fun: Winters in Moscow are notoriously freezing
'I would look silly in a hat,' said my friend. 'Nobody in my family has ever worn anything like that,' said his haughty wife.
The locals were scandalised at the sight of anyone treating the weather with such disrespect.
Life indoors is different too. In my first winter in the Soviet Union, I watched entranced as my landlady appeared in my flat to plug every gap in our leaky old windows with strips of paper and a paste made of soap.
Draughts, in Russian eyes, are the work of the devil.
In England, they seem to be a matter of national pride, especially among the upper classes (who also shun central heating on the grounds that it is bad for their antique furniture).
If the British are over-thrifty when it comes to heating, the Russians are magnificently extravagant.
When I first lived in the Soviet Union, I searched in vain for valves to turn down the furnace-like temperature of the radiators. My friends laughed at me. 'When it gets too hot, we just open the window,' they explained.
But winter in the East is not just a matter of survival. It is also great fun. English children are encouraged by overcautious parents to stay indoors, hunched over their computer games. In Russia, children can't wait to get outside. Cold means fun.
I will never forget the delight in my sons' eyes when we built our first garden igloo. It was tiny, more of a hollow snowman than a proper house.
But in the years that followed we built magnificent creations, even one with an entrance chamber and a chimney. One year, the snow at our house outside Moscow was a metre deep. We honeycombed it with tunnels and bunkers.
That was good exercise. So was cross-country skiing, a low-key sport requiring none of the expense and paraphernalia of the down-hill version. You just strap long thin skis to your boots, grab the sticks and head off into the forest.
Skating takes on a new meaning too. Forget the pathetic pocket-handkerchief rinks of Britain, where people hobble at crawling speed in cautious circles.
All year round: Many Russians think westerners are wimps when it comes to coping with the cold
On a frozen windswept lake you can skate as fast and as far as you like, giving an unbeatable feeling of speed and freedom.
Best of all was the sauna culture - a world away from the feeble version of British spas and health clubs filled with thin-lipped women desperate to sweat out a few pounds. The real thing is a hut, preferably self-built and fuelled by logs you have chopped yourself.
You sit in silence, letting your worries pour out through your pores. You beat yourself or your friends with a sauna whisk, made from a birch branch. And then you jump in the coldest water you can find.
I used to visit Moscow's Sandunovskaya baths, the oldest and grandest in the city, with two British friends. It was a fascinating experience-not least because of the overheard conversations, often conducted in gangster argot, among the rich and powerful Russians who made up most of the clientele.
Russians think Westerners are wimps. They usually are, but we wanted to show we were different. So the three of us plunged into the ice-bath - and started a rather jerky rendition of 'Rule Britannia'.
A gaggle of heftily built and tattooed men gathered, incredulous that we were breaking sauna etiquette by staying in the icy water, rather than emerging gasping after a few seconds.
'There'll be nothing left of you,' one of them said, anxiously, worried that frostbite might be attacking our most precious body parts. We emerged to cheers and handshakes, and toasted our new friends in vodka and tea.
I cannot recreate those beloved Russian winters in Britain. But I have installed (against the strenuous objections of my wife) what must be one of the very few outdoor saunas in Chelsea.
She looks in dismay at the kit: The wooden bucket and ladle, the strange mushroom-like hats, the linen loin-cloths, the small bottles of birchbark oil, dark brown and pungent (for scenting the steam), the canister of salty sauna honey (for rubbing on the skin) and the birch-branch whisks (imported from Estonia and stored in the freezer).
Today, though, I'll scarcely hear her objections: I'll be too busy looking for snow to roll in.
Why I believe Blair should stand trial - and even face charges for war crimes, by General Sir Michael Rose. By General Sir Michael Rose 28.11.2009.
Without blame: The Chilcot Inquiry will not hold leaders to account
The inquiry into the Iraq War is not a court and no one is on trial. So said Sir John Chilcot, chairman of the inquiry, in his opening statement. He added that he was not there to determine the guilt or innocence of those responsible for the invasion of Iraq.
The object of the inquiry is simply to identify the lessons that should be learned from Iraq in order to help future UK governments who may face similar situations.
No doubt, Sir John's inquiry will be both frank and impartial. No doubt, where appropriate, some criticism will be made of politicians and officials alike. But although these are worthy objectives, they fall scandalously short of the crucial issue which millions of people in this country - myself included - believe this inquiry should be about.
With respect to Sir John, there is really no point in holding a further inquiry unless it does apportion blame, unless it does hold to account those who led us into this unnecessary, unwinnable and costly war in Iraq.
The inquiry should be the first step in a judicial process that brings those responsible for the disasters of the Iraq war before the courts - and could, as I shall explain, ultimately result in Tony Blair being indicted for war crimes.
Already, the inquiry has provided us with devastating details of events in the run-up to Iraq.
Sir William Ehrman, former Director of Defence and Intelligence at the Foreign Office, told it this week that British spies reported ten days before the invasion that Iraq had 'disassembled' what chemical weapons it had. Yet Tony Blair nevertheless pressed ahead with the war.
Then came former Washington ambassador Sir Christopher Meyer's claim that Tony Blair and George W. Bush had signed a secret deal 'in blood' to topple Saddam Hussein almost a year before Iraq was invaded, and that officials found themselves scrabbling to find 'a smoking gun' to justify going to war.
But, despite these compelling accounts of what happened, the truth is that we already know the main lessons of Iraq: Britain was taken unprepared into war on false grounds, and the inevitable result was the destruction of Iraq, enormous loss of life and continuing political turmoil in the Middle East. Worse, the war has radicalised Muslim opinion against the West throughout the world, even spawning terrorism on the streets of London.
Evidence: Sir Christopher Meyer told the Iraq Inquiry that Blair and Bush signed a secret deal 'in blood' to topple Saddam Hussein
Although it may be too early to assess the final cost of the war in human, political or economic terms, already the figures that have emerged are truly horrifying.
Over 100,000 Iraqi civilians and more than 4,500 soldiers from coalition forces have been killed during almost seven years of the occupation - and probably ten times that number have been injured. Two million Iraqis have fled their country and another two million have been internally displaced.
Up to $3 trillion has been spent on the war by America - a staggering sum that is likely to have played a significant part in the collapse of the American banking system and helped create the present difficulties facing the world economy.
Today, so many destabilising political, economic and social issues remain in Iraq that despite victory having been declared, there is a serious danger the country will collapse into civil war when the American troops finally depart next year.
Added to all this is the effect on the war in Afghanistan. War can never be an isolated act, and the West's efforts in Afghanistan have been almost fatally damaged by the decision to concentrate on Iraq - with the resulting diversion of vital strategic resources.
If only a fraction of the military and economic resources that have been expended in Iraq over the past six years had been committed to Afghanistan in 2001, the situation would certainly look very different today from the deeply worrying one that currently exists in that war-torn country.
Crucially, it would not have been possible for the Taliban to return to Afghanistan or mobilise the support of the Afghani people against the coalition forces by claiming that the West had failed to deliver its promise to rebuild the country.
As it is, the Taliban has been able to exploit the vacuum that was left when the West turned away - and we now have a situation which, at its worst, could spill over into Pakistan, raising the spectre of Al Qaeda gaining access to nuclear weapons.
Any military strategist will tell you it is never sensible to open a second front, as we did in Iraq, before completely defeating the enemy on the first front.
Domino effect: Pakistani soldiers outside a cave allegedly used by Taliban militants
As Blair walks off into our history books, without seemingly a scintilla of blame being attributed to him for his part in the Iraq war, no wonder there is such extreme fury and frustration with a political system that refuses to make him answer for his actions.
Recently, I heard an Oxford academic describe the Iraq war as 'stale cabbage', adding that the British people were no longer interested in how the Iraq war had come about. But this dismissive attitude greatly underestimates the desire for justice that characterises most of us in this country.
Indeed, it is likely that much of the current anger over the issue of MPs' expenses is actually an expression of deep disillusionment with the entire democratic process, which has been brought on by Blair's decision to go to war against the clear will of the majority of the people.
Sadly, it was also a decision in which the majority of MPs, with a few honourable exceptions such as the late Robin Cook, were complicit.
For it is not just Blair who should be held to account. In the run-up to the Iraq war, it is clear that MPs failed sufficiently to question the validity of the intelligence used by Blair to justify the war - choosing to believe what they were told and supinely accepting the conclusions of the infamous 'dodgy dossier' which warned that Saddam could launch an attack on the West within 45 minutes.
During the debate on the dossier on September 24, 2002, they failed to challenge the Prime Minister even though it would have been a simple matter to determine whether the missiles that Saddam supposedly possessed were tactical or strategic weapons.
Tactical battlefield missiles - which are what they turned out to be - could only just reach the British sovereign base at Dhekelia in Cyprus, and they certainly did not constitute a strategic threat to the West as Blair claimed.
If one of my military students at the British Army Command and Staff College had produced such a sloppy and weak case for war as did Tony Blair before Parliament, I would have sacked him - for he would have revealed himself to be entirely without the strategic grasp or ruthless analytic quality that is necessary in any military leader, especially one in time of war.
Yet Blair's misuse of intelligence in the run-up to war is but one of at least two vital issues where the Iraq inquiry should be seeking to determine whether he is guilty of deception.
First, the then Prime Minister clearly stated before the invasion that regime change would never be the reason for going to war - yet it is already beginning to emerge from the Iraq inquiry that this was almost certainly the real reason for invading Iraq. On this issue, at least, it seems as if Blair misled Parliament and, indeed, the country.
Second, according to accepted international law of war, no country should go to war unless it is the action of last resort; its actions are proportional to the threat; and unless the end result is justified by the means used - in other words, that the situation in the country after the invasion will be an improvement, in human and security terms, on the original state of affairs.
Toppled:The Prime Minister had said before the invasion that regime change would never be the reason for going to war
The war in Iraq represents a clear breach of these three basic requirements: the UN believed there was no justification for going to war in March 2003, as we had not reached the point of 'last resort'; there was no threat whatsoever from Iraq in the absence of chemical weapons; and the woeful failure to commit proper resources to the post-war situation meant Iraq inevitably descended into a spiral of disorder, violence and chaos from which it has still not recovered.
Everyone - even a Prime Minister - must be presumed innocent until he is proven guilty. However, it is not a sustainable defence for Blair to say that he felt he was doing the 'right thing' when he committed this country to the invasion of Iraq, or that he was himself misled by the intelligence.
It is his obvious responsibility as the country's leader to determine the validity and quality of the source of the intelligence before taking us to war. And it seems more than probable, from the grotesque fiasco of the 'dodgy dossier', that Blair was quite happy to use any intelligence that suited his case - and ignore warnings about its quality.
Already, the inquiry seems to be confirming our worst fears about events leading up to the war against Iraq in 2003. Already, a prima facie case could be made that the invasion of Iraq was in significant breach of international law and might constitute a war crime. Surely, if such a case does exist against Blair, then the people of this country could rightly demand that he be brought before a court of law. The Chilcot Inquiry must not stop short of apportioning blame given the evidence building up against Blair.
In Britain, we have a good tradition of holding our leaders to account when they lead our country to disaster. When Admiral John Byng lost the island of Minorca to the French in 1756, he was shot by six Royal Marines as he knelt on the quarterdeck of HMS Monarch. Subsequently, Voltaire claimed - probably correctly - that the British had done this to encourage other admirals never to repeat such mistakes.
When the British Army was defeated at Yorktown in 1781 at the end of the American War of Independence, the entire British Cabinet resigned. George III, who had fervently supported the war, also tried to resign, but was not allowed to do so.
When Winston Churchill, who as First Sea Lord had been the main architect of the Empire's Gallipoli campaign against the Turks, saw the scale of the disaster that happened there in 1915, he immediately volunteered for the trenches in France - where, no doubt, he hoped to find death or redeem his honour.
In contrast, Blair today swans about the world making millions from business contracts and lectures. And, to make matters still more distasteful, much of these earnings are only made possible because of the American and Middle Eastern contacts he made as a result of his unconditional support for Bush during the Iraq war.
In going to war, against the will of the people, Blair has gravely damaged democracy in this country. Is it any surprise that only a minority of the voting public in Britain now turn out for general elections?
That is why I believe that, if justice is to prevail, and faith in democracy is to be restored in this country, Tony Blair and those officials responsible for the disasters of the Iraq war should appear in a court of law which could lead to them being indicted for war crimes.
We owe this much at least to those many brave and courageous people who have died or been injured in Iraq as well as to their families.
As with the shooting of Admiral Byng, putting Blair before a court of law to answer for his actions would surely encourage future prime ministers not to wage costly and unnecessary wars in times to come.
• General Sir Michael Rose was commander of UN peacekeeping forces in Bosnia. He is shortly to appear as a witness in the Karadzic war crimes trial in The Hague.
Time for truth about torture
After a whistleblower revealed Canadian complicity in the torture of Afghan prisoners, a full public inquiry is vital
One man has Canada in an uproar. Former second-in-command at the Canadian embassy in Kabul, Richard Colvin, told a parliamentary committee in Ottawa that all detainees handed over to the Afghanistan government by Canadian soldiers were abused. The opposition parties have called for a public inquiry, but the Harper government has called Colvin's testimony into question. Now, Canada must yet again have a serious discussion about its role in Afghanistan.
Colvin sat before the parliamentary committee and flatly stated: "According to our information, the likelihood is that all the Afghans we handed over were tortured. For interrogators in Kandahar, it was a standard operating procedure." He alleged that the abuse included beatings and rape. Colvin also revealed that he wrote 16 reports that detailed his doubts about the programme that failed to follow up on detainees once they were turned over to Afghan officials. Those reports, he claims, were ignored, or actively silenced. The reply to all of this from Canada's defense minister Peter MacKay was one of dismissal. "There has not been a single, solitary proven allegation of abuse involving a transferred Taliban prisoner by Canadian forces," he said. The opposition parties roundly booed him.
The issue of Canada's role in the treatment of Afghan detainees is not a new one. The 2005 agreement that Canada signed with the government of Afghanistan on detainee transfers did not account for Canadian monitoring of the detainees once they were in the hands of Afghan authorities. By 2007, reports surfaced of detainee abuse, and public opinion forced the Harper government to suspend, and later change, the detainee transfer program. Still, in 2008, federal court justice Anne Mactavish remained concerned, citing the fact that some detainees had disappeared and suggesting that Afghanistan's history of human rights violations was reason to worry that torture had taken place. Though the federal government failed to admit that abuse had occurred, both it and the federal court recognised that detainee abuse was a concern.
Which makes the government's current position strange. MacKay spent his Thursday afternoon on the major Canadian news networks, attempting to undermine Colvin's testimony. But given Colvin's high rank and non-partisan position, it seems difficult to imagine what Colvin might have to gain from lying. Were his concerns ignored and silenced? Or does the fact that he forwarded them at all suggest that he was not under a very strict gag order? And what of his claims that all detainees were subjugated to abuse or torture? Are they overblown or accurate? MacKay suggested that corroborating evidence is needed in order to launch a public inquiry. True, but that suggests this is a new problem with no past evidence to support Colvin's claim. It isn't. This is becoming an uncomfortable ongoing issue for Canadians, and we deserve to know what happened.
A public inquiry is necessary. Taking this discussion outside of partisan bickering in the House seems essential to finding out what Colvin knew, who else might have known what he did, and what role - if any - Canada has played in the abuse of Afghan civilians. Colvin's allegations point to moral corruption - that's not what Canadians were told would be achieved in Afghanistan. As it does for Britain or the US, Canada's role in Afghanistan walks a fine line between defining who we want to be, and the kind of criminals we're supposed to be fighting against. We need to know which side we're walking on.
Cuts will cost British universities their international reputations
Financial crisis beckons as public spending cuts loom and universities face intense competition from overseas
An estimated 187 jobs are at risk at Leeds University as part of a restructuring exercise.
Universities are facing a new funding crisis with looming public spending cuts and intense competition from overseas, according to the man employed by the government to allocate money to higher education in England.
Sir Alan Langlands, head of the university funding council and a former chief executive of the NHS, warned that the UK risks losing its international reputation for higher education as other countries pump cash into universities to try to train people out of the recession.
It comes after research by the lecturer's union this week suggested that universities are already making widespread job cuts in anticipation of a decrease in public funding. In the last year 1,318 academics have been laid off and a further 5,097 are threatened, it found. Cardiff University has lost 50 jobs, City 65 and Salford 150 through voluntary and compulsory redundancies.
Langlands told a conference of university chairs convened by the Higher Education Funding Council for England (Hefce) today: "It seems to me we're in what could be a very difficult transition. We've had a period of real terms growth that may be seen in history as a bit of a golden age. "This is happening at a time when there's intense competition for overseas students… reduced spending [and] a time when there are significant cost pressures."
He said the review of student fees, launched by Lord Mandelson this month, would have to redress the balance between the different sources of funding for universities including the taxpayer, students, graduates and employers. Currently the bulk is paid for by the treasury, suggesting he believes that fees – or some form of contribution from students – will have to rise in the future.
But those reforms could not realistically start before 2012 meaning universities face up to three years of funding cuts first. He said the cuts could start as soon as the new year when Hefce receives its budget for 2010-11. "There's no doubt we will be experiencing these short-term reductions," he said. "That strong position is now under challenge from intense competition from overseas. The UK and Spain are the only countries in Europe not investing in higher education. "Right across Europe we are seeing a new wave of education provision taught in English and indeed in Scandinavia too."
He described how governments in Germany, Australia and the US had made universities central to their fiscal stimulus plans. President Obama has prioritised spending on higher education to help rebuild the economy out of the recession.
Langlands cited figures from the Institute of Fiscal Studies, which suggest that government spending is limited to levels not seen since the 1970s. In September, leaked Treasury documents which suggested each department is facing a cut of 9.3% between 2010 and 2014. If investment in schools and the NHS is ring-fenced other areas would be even worse affected.
Universities are also vulnerable because other sources of funding, including the NHS and teacher training budgets, are also under threat, Langlands said. Grants from the big medical charities have also been affected as many rely on large endowments that have suffered in the recession.
Some universities are already taking drastic measures to cut their costs. UCU claim 187 jobs are at risk at Leeds University as part of a round of major spending cuts. The vice-chancellor has announced that he wants to cut spending by £35m. Last year its total expenditure was £440m.
Mandelson, the business secretary who is also responsible for universities, has launched a new plan for universities which suggests that funding would be increasingly skewed in favour of science and technology subjects. That has already been happening in some areas over the past year meaning that many arts and humanities areas have suffered. There has been a series of high profile closures of language departments in universities.
Sally Hunt, general secretary of the University and College Union, said: "We are in real danger of being left behind as we try to get back on track economically. Most countries are investing in universities and they recognise that help for education must be at the heart of their fiscal stimuli. Despite warm words from government the opposite is happening in the UK. If the government does not make bold decisions to back education now then we have little doubt that the fallout from that decision will be felt in years to come."
A Walk in the Country.
I had forgotten just how beautiful southern England is in the spring and early summer, as I have only been here during the winter for the past 8 years. During the winter, it has a beauty of it's own. Naked trees outlined in brown against sullen, grey skies. Rich, fertile soil, awaiting the first green shoots of spring.
My mother's village; not her's you understand, in case you still have the impression that everyone in the west is vastly wealthy, - it is the village in which she has lived for the past 60 years, is situated 80km south east of London, about 15km north of my hometown, Hastings. The seaside town is famed as the last place where England was successfully invaded.
In 1066 - probably the most famous date in English history, William of Normandy (northern France), sailed across the English Channel and defeated the reigning Saxon king at Battle, about 8km south of my village, Robertsbridge. However, back to the point, whilst staying with my mother, I take the opportunity to walk by the river, through woods where we used to build 'camps' as a boy, and along country paths.
Many of the houses in the village date from the 12th to 16th centuries. Very distinctive, they are brick built to the second floor, and half timbered with daub and plaster on the upper storey, topped with steep roofs of brick-red tiles. Daub and plaster is a mud covering on strips from willow trees, which in turn, is covered with a rough plaster traditionally painted white or pale yellow.
Traditionally in Britain, villages have grown up around the parish church and two or three farms. Not so, Robertsbridge. Churches were not only religious centres and the focal point of the community, they were also the bottom level of administration for local government. Robertsbridge is in the Parish of Salehurst - meaning salt wood, which is a kilo-meter to the north east of the village, across the flood plain of the River Rother, which winds it's way through green farmland to the sea at Rye, 25km to the east.
I began my walk northwards, across the valley, past the old mill which is now being re-developed into low-cost housing, shops and offices. There has been a a working water powered mill on the site, producing wheat flour for bread, for more than 800 years. It is still possible to see the water-wheel used to grind the gigantic granite stones. Well, at least it would be visible, if the developers hadn't wrapped the site in layers of barbed wire.
Why the council has made provision for ships is beyond belief. Of the 35 shops and small stores which occupied the High Street when I was a boy, only 6 have survived the passage of time. Even the Post Office, the oldest in the country in constant use since the postal service began in the 1830's, has been relocated during the past 12 months.
Little has changed, however. Children were playing in the park, which used to be called 'The Playing Fields'. Locals played cricket; a complex traditional game which, to me, is as interesting as watching grass grow. A sign for the car park and a traffic cone had been unceremoniously dumped in the stream where I used to 'tickle' minnows and stickle-backs. Both are tiny river fish, minnows being a main source of food for river trout. The other species have sharp spines down their backs.
I continued another 500km or so to the old primary school, which happily, after several years of neglect, has been renovated and converted into living accommodation. The stream which ran across the playground has dried up. One of my classmates, Maureen was pushed into the water and the headmaster caned the wrong boy in front of the whole school. A terrifying experience for all of us; nervously sweating.
I turned eastwards into Church Lane, a narrow roadway which runs from the main London to Hastings road, to the church. That's why it's called Church Lane! I deliberately chose that explanation as an example of 'idiot English' which we have to endure on CCTV 9.
Past the aptly named Rother View, a former council estate which was the envy of many villagers because the houses had bathrooms and indoor toilets. During the 1950's, most villagers used to bathe in a large tub in front of the fire once a week.
Half way along the lane is Rummery's old place, now modernised with extensions which are 3 times the size of the original cottage. What a miserable man he was! He never quite figured out that whilst diversionary activities were taking place in the lane, a small gang of 10 year olds were relieving him of a few apples from the orchard at the rear of the property.
Further along, the pig-stys had long gone, but an ancient oak tree, which may be 100 or 200 years old, had recovered and divided into two substantial trees, having been struck by lightning 45 years ago. I'm surprised that conservationists or the council haven't cut it down to determine exactly how old it is.
A few minutes later, I climbed the steps to St Mary the Virgin; the impressive and historically important parish church. King Richard the 1st gave a font to the church. A font is where people are Christened as being members of the Anglican Church of England. The gift was in response to Abbot Robert de Martin's payment of a ransom. The King of Bavaria (southern Germany), kidnapped Richard on his return from the Crusades - Holy Wars during the Holy Wars in Palestine, during the early 1200's.
On the floor in the tower, which houses a magnificent set of 8 bells, lie iron-cast tombstones of a family who once owned most of the iron industry in the area.
Rays of light shone through the beautiful stained glass windows, of which a set of 4 are very rare, showing birds which are local to the area.
In the north-east corner of the church are the decaying remains of the Wigsell Chapel; a reminder of the power of one of the wealthiest landowners in the area. It has been invaded by the intrusion of of the installation of a magnificent pipe organ, and is cluttered with disused candle-sticks and empty gas bottles. Not important, I suppose. The family died out years ago; mostly killed in wars in our attempts to rule most of the rest of the world during the 18th and 19th centuries.
The graveyard, whose up-keep is the responsibility of the Parish Council, was disappointing to say the least; overgrown with weeds, brambles and nettles. My father's memorial stone, and others were not visible. I was not able to reach the resting place of a friend who died 35 years ago in a car accident, although it was only 50 metres away. A wire fence had been strung across the surrounding gravestones, much to my annoyance and disappointment.
On the south side of the church, things were a little tidier, but contained the graves of several of my old classmates from primary school. In the warmth of a beautiful summer afternoon. I suddenly felt strangely alone. Isolated, vulnerable... and a little sad.
Walking downhill onwards the river where I used to fish, I met an elderly man from the east-end of London walking the country paths along the dis-used Kent and Sussex railway. He recalled days when he came from London to the village during hop picking time in early September. He was also crazy about old railways. We chatted for an hour in the shade of overhanging trees. I asked where he was from. He replied, Oh! The centre of the world.'
'Ah... Beijing!' I enquired. 'No Devises,' he laughed. It is a market town in the west country, close to Bristol, where I lived and worked for 30 years before coming to China. A hand full of people passed by walking their dogs, to pass the time of day, commenting on nothing in particular, except of course, the weather. Some things don't change.
Continuing across the river into Abbey Lane and Fair Lane, I headed towards the village. The public footpath beside the river was obstructed by a fence erected by a farmer. He had also ploughed one of the two protected riverside meadows, the habitat of rare species, buttercups, daises and wild orchids. Another complaint to the Parish Council, I think.
Public footpaths in Britain are legally, 'Rights of Way'. Their origins go back centuries, linking farms and local villages with each other. Ancient laws state that they should be walked at once a year by a responsible person of the parish. My father did the job for years. Such paths can only be closed or re-routed by Act of Parliament.
Meadow lands are also protected. They are free of artificial fertilisers and weed-killers. Although their intended use is for grazing, they are not suitable for grazing modern high-bred livestock, which can suffer serious indigestion, and even death. As a result, the existence of meadow land has almost disappeared.
The apple and pear orchards which used to adorn the valley have been replaced with crops of wheat and barley. Hop fields, which used to produce a kind of flower used to flovour beer in the brewing industry, have similarly, almost disappeared. It was a highly specialised type of farming. I guess it's days are severely numbered.
Fair Lane links the village High Street with Abbey Lane. A considerable favour was granted by King Henry in 1253 to Robertsbridge, making it formerly a town, with the privilidge of holding a weekly market and an annual fair for 3 days in September. The market was continued until the late 1950's when it closed, thus reverting the status of Robertsbridge to that of a village.
At the junction of Fair Lane with the High Street, stand an old public house, dating back more than 700 years. It is said to be haunted by the ghost of The Red Abbot. Whether he is dressed in red, or simply had too much to drink, I am not sure. However, there was a rumour that an ancient tunnel linked the pub with the Abbey, 2 kilometres away. The entrance to a tunnel was uncouvered some years ago.
The village has changed over the years. Gone are the small village shops and people I knew. In are wealthy, professional people who work in London and sleep in the village. They have been able afford to maintain the fabric of the old buildings which, undoubtedly have fallen into dis-repair. The lesson to be learned, I think, is that without change, there is no progress or development. A thought that certainly applies to China as well.
Alan Cooper.
Robertsbridge. England.
May, 2008.
Take My Advice.
I wonder how many times we've heard that from our parents, teachers and friends. The information and advice we present here is not merely a random collection of thoughts, they are drawn from a wide range of experiences of different people, sometimes over a long period of time.
The question arises as to whether you have to accept or act that advice, and in short, the answer is 'No, you don't!' I say this for several reasons; in today's global world, including an unprecedented amount of information available on the Internet, the choices and opportunities available are endless. You may also have an unfulfilled dream which needs to be satisfied.
An example is that one of our Team had set his mind on pursuing his chosen career upon graduation, in Beijing, although his parents were against the idea. As it turned out, the job didn't come up to expectations, he felt under financial pressure due to the expense of living in a metropolis ( a large city in a country or region), and he was lonely, being away from family and friends.
In 2003, the SARS outbreak came to his rescue, as it provided an opportunity to move back to the relative safety of his home environment and, of course, the area with which he was familiar, and with people he knew. Even if that had not been the case, it would have been better if he had said to his parents, 'I'm coming home.'
It doesn't matter what parents say in the heat of the moment, as a result of disappointment, frustration or concern, most would never turn their back on you, because usually, in their eyes, you are the most important person in their lives. Whether you are 5 years old, 20, 40 or 60, to your parents you are always 'their baby'.
As I get older, and approach the slippery slope towards senility, I sometimes think, 'I wish I was young again.', but I would like to know everything that I know now. That would spoil it, I suppose, as there would be nothing left to discover, experience or enjoy.
A friend once told me that getting older meant that hills appeared steeper and the shops were further away. That is sometimes the case. At other times, I feel invigorated and full of passion. So, enjoy your experiences; explore every opportunity that presents itself. Remember that when an opportunity passes by, it is gone forever. When it's gone, it's gone. Share the passion and, of course, take my advice!
David Chipp: Occasionally a man of great integrity and vision passes almost un-noticed by those who do not know or work with him. This tribute is from The Daily Telegraph (London). Alan Cooper
Editor-in-chief of the Press Association who made his name as the first Western correspondent in Communist China. 11 Sep 2008
David Chipp: a fierce defender of the press's rights
David Chipp, who has died aged 81, was the first Western correspondent to report from China after the Commmunist takeover of 1949 and later an inspiring editor-in-chief of the Press Association, Britain's national news agency, for 17 years.
PA had slid into a depressed state under the stewardship of an accountant when Chipp struck a fresh note by telling his first editorial conference in 1969 that journalism should be fun, then adding: "If we do not find it so, we might as well be bank clerks.. He made news stories shorter and brighter, gave reporters bylines and encouraged them to slip out from under the umbrella of the political establishment.
He changed the times of the editorial conferences to accommodate evening papers' deadlines and made one of his reporters Brussels correspondent, thus ruffling the accepted division of responsibilities between PA and Reuters, the international agency.
A fierce defender of the press's rights, Chipp spoke up for the right to report fully from Northern Ireland and protested vehemently when newsmen covering a European event at the Guildhall were not invited to the dinner but told to come in to cover the speeches. When there was an attempt to prevent a PA reporter being sent to cover the Falklands War in 1982, he sent out a note on the wire explaining the situation and suggesting that editors of provincial papers might like to get in touch with the Ministry of Defence. The MoD relented within hours, and he was known afterwards as "Admiral Chipp".
Not all journalists agreed with his attacks on the lobby rules under which political specialists reported Parliament, or were sure that he was right in calling for the abolition of the D-Notice system governing security issues. There were also some questions about his decision to cut a story about Princess Anne missing Prince Harry's christening. And since the building which PA and Reuters shared was on Fleet Street, Chipp found himself drawn into union troubles.
When the agency's telegraphists, who put the edited copy on the wire, decided to aid a strike by regional journalists by refusing to handle anything that he had not personally edited, Chipp sat a desk on the editorial floor sub-editing all its stories every day for seven weeks, taking only a few hours off to sleep at his bachelor flat in Fleet Street.
Such action did not endear him to the Left wing of the Labour Party. The MP Dennis Skinner said the whole PA service was unbalanced, adding "as it must be" in reference to Chipp's middle-class background. Later, outside the Labour Party headquarters, Skinner informed a PA reporter that he wanted to "go on record" about the way PA gathered facts about workers and union members, but reported little about the operation of the Tory government. At the bottom of the published story Chipp appended the comment: "We have issued this drivel from Skinner because otherwise he would accuse us of censorship."
The Labour MP Joe Ashton accused PA of publishing a story to create trouble for him. But in the midst of the row that followed, the departing American ambassador Anne Armstrong said how impressed she had been with PA's professionalism and efficiency, which had made her work in Britain go smoothly.
David Allan Chipp was born on June 6 1927 at Kew Gardens, the son of a Colonial Service botanist who became an assistant keeper. He went to school at Malvern, and was visiting an uncle in Malaya when war was declared, so that he went on to Geelong Grammar School in Australia instead of trying to return home.
In 1944 young David joined the British Army at Melbourne before working his passage home on a cargo ship to join the 1st Middlesex regiment, which he heartily hated, not least because he was made to run round Lanark racecourse at 6am during training. Days before the war ended he landed in Europe with a sergeant who was determined to avoid any danger. Chipp then volunteered for commando training, hoping to go to Malaya, where several of his relations were imprisoned. When the Japanese surrendered he was posted instead to the army of occupation in Germany, where he was demobbed in 1947 in the rank of captain.
Chipp read History at King's College, Cambridge, where he demonstrated wide literary and intellectual interests and was a successful captain of college boats. Although he was no linguist, a member of the Cambridge Appointments Board told Reuters that Chipp was "a fellow of considerable vitality and something of an individualist. I should have thought him admirably equipped for your profession."
Taken on as a temporary sports sub-editor by the agency, he first attracted attention when he rang up from Cambridge during a day off, volunteering to drive to Hunstanton to cover some serious floods. The story which resulted earned considerable praise from the agency's American customers. Chipp covered motor racing, athletics and cycling in Paris, briefly replaced the Karachi correspondent and became a staff man in Rangoon and then Saigon, as the Indo-China war peace terms were thrashed out.
In 1956 Chipp was appointed to Beijing after the authorities had been assured that he spoke no Chinese. Engaging a translator, he proceeded to establish good relations with local organisations. When he stepped back on to Chairman Mao's toes at a party, the Leader treated it as a joke.
Most of Chipp's dispatches described the conditions of the people. But he also reported major political speeches, interviewed the premier, Chou En-Lai, and went to meet Pu Yi, the last Emperor. The assiduity and tact with which he performed his task over two years were underlined when his successor lasted in post for only eight months after having "given offence".
On returning home Chipp became personal assistant to Tony Cole, the dynamic news manager. "Obviously NOT a gent," Chipp confided to his diary. "Wears made-up bow tiese_SLps But he certainly gets things done." After successfully coping with this post, Chipp's career sailed steadily upwards. Between 1960 and 1968 he held managerial positions in Asia and was the general manager's representative in North America before being appointed the agency's overall editor. He held that post for a year before being invited to join PA.
After retiring in 1986 Chipp reviewed books, wrote occasional articles and became an independent director of The Observer as well as a board member of TV-am. He was a keen opera-goer, a steward of Henley Royal Regatta, a member of Leander and the Garrick, as well as a beadle of St Bride's church, Fleet Street. But he claimed to be proudest of being described in his passport as "a reporter".
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THIS is the brutal new face of racism in Britain. 15th January 2009
Lucy Newman after the attack
Which is the most shocking example of racism we have learned about in the past week? Is it the video of Prince Harry, made in 2006, in which he refers to a fellow officer cadet as a 'Paki' and tells another Army colleague that he looks like a 'raghead'? Or is it perhaps the revelation that his father Prince Charles addresses a polo-playing Asian friend by the nickname of 'Sooty', which is apparently perfectly all right by the gentleman concerned, whose real name is Kuldip Dhillon?
Or might it be the case of a young Englishwoman called Lucy Newman, who was punched to the ground in Aberdeen and very badly injured, apparently because she was English?
Although you will have heard and read a great deal about Prince Harry and Prince Charles, you probably know little or nothing about what happened to Ms Newman, and her fractured cheekbone and damaged eye nerves, for the simple reason that the media have barely reported the incident. And yet it could easily be argued that the attack on her was by far the most serious and disturbing example of racism.
Lucy Newman's attacker hit her in the face after saying: 'Get back to England.' The police are treating it as a racist incident, and they could hardly do otherwise.
The differing response of the media and politicians to what the two Princes said on the one hand, and what happened to Lucy Newman on the other, illustrates a perilous double standard. Racism, it seems, is objectionable only when it involves what whites say about non-whites. The racist utterances or actions of whites in relation to other whites are judged with an indulgent eye, if they are noticed at all.
The only kind of racism ever taken seriously is that of whites towards non-whites. Asian racism towards blacks - in my experience, quite a common phenomenon - or black racism towards whites or Asians is scarcely ever mentioned. Only white-on-black racism works up a white-dominated media and a white-dominated Government.
To disregard Asian or black racism is also a perverse form of condescension. Why should they not, as equal citizens, be held to the same standards of behaviour as whites? To pretend that white-on-white racism does not exist is potentially dangerous. What happened to Lucy Newman in Aberdeen was not an isolated incident.
There have been an increasing number of racially motivated attacks on English people in Scotland. The most recent statistics record 5,813 victims of racial incidents in Scotland in 2005-06. Of these, 1,030 were classified as white and of British origin - a rise from 617 in 2003-04. In the thinly populated Highlands & Islands, 108 English people were victims of racial abuse in the three years from April 1, 2005, according to official police figures. In the same period, 31 Poles (the second most vulnerable racial group) were also targeted.
There are half a million English people living in Scotland, and most of them probably never experience racial abuse. When I recently went into several pubs in Glasgow's rough East End in the line of duty, not attempting to conceal my English accent, I was welcomed like an old friend. I admit there has always been an edge of animus in some Anglo-Scottish relationships, and I dare say that a Glaswegian wandering into a pub in Birmingham might not be regarded as an entirely innocuous interloper.
But racism is racism wherever it occurs, and whatever the colour of your skin. Imagine the response if Lucy Newman had been a Pakistan-born Briton rather than an English-born Briton. Yet poor Lucy Newman goes unnoticed because she is white. Increasing racism between the Scots and the English is not considered much of a story.
The truth is that it is of far greater significance than a couple of words thoughtlessly uttered in private by a silly young Prince trying to impress his mates.View~point... Under construction
Words and English.
Two friends and I were working on the website construction, preparing and editing features to be included in the future. After four hours, I turned my attention to reading 'The Telegraph', my favourite newspaper, available on-line at : www.telegraph.co.uk I was searching for information about Sir Menzies Campbell - former leader of The Liberal Democrats in the UK Parliament.
Another feature caught my attention, notably a report on the BBC's Secret Guide to Pronunciation.(2006.10.29) Difficult words, especially names, can cause considerable problems for people like News readers, for example; and others who compile serious quiz shows, or producers of travel programmes and documentaries.
Authors Lena Olauson and Catherine Sangster, from the BBC Production Unit, have produced a fascinating insight into the correct way to say words. Produced in conjunction with Oxford University Press*, widely acclaimed for its publication of Dictionaries. The BBCPU, I imagine that's how they refer to their department, has a data base of 20,000 'tricky' words.
The format is natural and unpretentious, using a mixture of simple re-spelling and the International Phonetic Alphabet.
Take Sven-Goran Erikson, the former England Football Manager, for example. He emerges as : 'Sven - Yaer - an - Ey - rik - son'. Not so helpful, I imagine. If I were a newsreader, I might be inclined to resort to, 'Mr Erikson, the former England Manager...'.
Thats not the point. The problems with English, as you will see elsewhere, are the complexities of spelling and pronunciation. Is 'kilometre' pronounced 'kil-ur-mee-tuhr' or 'kil-o-mee-tuhr'? The answer is that both are correct, but the former (first) is more traditional.
'Schedule' is another excellent example of bi-pronunciation. 'Shed-yool' as pronounced in British English, has been taken over by 'sked-yool' as pronounced in American English. I must confess, although my students credit me with knowing everything about most things, I sometimes get confused and resort to using both.
The word 'controversy' causes some 'con-tro-ver-si', 'contra-ver-si' and 'controv-er-si'. I think I'll stick with disagreement or argument.
Meanwhile, Sir Menzies, I discovered, is known to his friends as 'Ming'. This derives from the Scottish pronunciation of 'Mingis' - 'ming' rhymes with 'sing' with a soft 'g' sound,; 'is' is pronounced 'ees'. It originated in Ireland aparently, during the 8th century as 'juht' - pronounced 'yog'. The character was similar to a 'z' with a tail. During the 16th century, developments in printing, reduced it to a simple 'z'. In Norman times, it fell out of favour, but was retained north of the border in Scottish personal and place names.
After lunch, I became distracted from my 'shedyooled' proposed assignments, and became immersed for three hours browsing related articles and the archives of The Telegraph. David Derbyshire - pronounced 'Dar-bee-shur' reported changes in pronunciation in The Queen's Christmas Day Messages over a period of more than 40 years. (2000.12.21.)
In 1952, the 'l' in 'milk' was strongly pronounced. It has since softened almost to a vowel sound. At the same time, during the 1950's, short vowels such as; 'hid', 'head' and 'had', were indistinct, sounding more or less the same. So Her Majesty might 'pit her dogs on the hid', meaning 'pat them on the head'.
As an aside, something which has just occurred to me, that a wealthy neighbour of ours when I was a boy, used to have 'sex' in his garden shed. No! No! Not 'rumpy pumpy', they were 'sex' or 'sacks', in which garden rubbish was collected.
However, I digress. Other vowels also changed; 'a' was pronounced further back in the throat, rather like the way Chinese people tend to pronounce it; Princess Anne, was 'Princess Uhnne'. Words like 'food' and 'Sue', were pronounced further forward in the mouth, with a slightly lengthening and rounding of the sound, as Australians pronounce 'new'.
Dr Harrington form Macquarie University, Sydney, carried out the research and found traces of 'East-end' English (London Cockney) and 'Estuary English', deliberately badly spoken English by thirty-somethings in south-east England.
One of the essential elements of speaking 'Estuary English', is to be able to litter your speech with sentences ending with the enquiry, 'innit?' 'It's a very pleasant day, innit?' Somehow, a vision of the Queen in the drawing room of Buckingham Palace, polishing a ti-ara ( a small crown with jewels used on ceremonial occassions), saying to her husband, 'It's very beautiful, innit, Phil?'; doesn't seem to ring true. A Palace spokesman said, 'We are unable to comment because we have yet to see the report.' An inside source reported that he overheard him murmer, 'It's new, innit?
Neverthless, Dr Harrington produced an interesting piece of research which, from my point of view, illustrates how language changes at all levels over a relatively short period of time.
That brings me nicely to a report by Nigel Reynolds (1999.07.29.), that Microsoft is blatantly snubbing the Queen's English with the publication of the 'Encarta World English Dictionary' in association with Bloomsbury Press, a British Publishing House. They claim that, English as it is spoken in Britain no longer accounts for much around the world.' The Encarta World English Dictionary claims that World English will contain thousands of words from other countries and will be more important than British English.
Nigel Newton (Nye-gel New-tun), Chief Executive at Bloomsbury, maintains that, 'the Queen's English is an outmoded and backward looking concept.' Kathy Rooney (Kath-ee Ro -Nee or Kath-ee Roo-nay (Aus) - both are correct), attacked traditional English dictionaries as being 'Brito-centric' and 'perpetuating an 'imperialist and supremacist' view of language.
That's nonsence. We have explored in other sections on this website how English has evolved over 2000 years, and continues to do so. Besides taking words from Latin, Greek, Indian languages, Chinese and practically every other culture on the planet, we have also taken on board and grappled with words and expressions from the United States; 'ass-hole' and 'motherf***er', for example. There is no doubt in my mind, that Kate Thing-ummy is speaking assocentrically.
Encarta's publication has spurred speculation that it's owner, Bill Gates, is poised to attempt to corner the Dictionary Market. Mr Newton maintains that the project was Bloomsbury's proposal and that Bill What's-his-name had no personal involvement in the matter. Who's he kidding? Don't try to tell me that the horse doesn't know where the cart is going. If someone was using 5million US$, GBP, Euros or even a cent of my money, I would want to know where it was going.
That aside, estimates predict that by 2050, 50% of the world's population will be competent in English. Bloomsbury - Microsoft say that English must adapt faster and absorb local words from wherever it's spoken.
It is interesting to note that different versions will be published in the United States and Britain, which seems to defeat the object of defining words for use world-wide. There may, however, be a logical explanation. Ten years ago in Florida, an American Publisher of English text books told me, 'The problem with the United States is that we have no history, and no Culture. In twenty-five years, we'll all be speaking Spanish.' - Laissez faire! (That's a French expression).
Hugh Davies reported (1999.06.09.) 'Ba gum, there's an ee in t' Oxford Dictionary'. This goes to demonstrate how accurate and forward-thinking the Oxford University Press is in up-dating it's dictionaries annually.
The new word, 'ee', will be found jammed between 'EDP' (electronic data processing, and 'eejit', an immaginative Irish word for 'idiot'. It is an northern expression for 'oh', much the same as 'ay-ah' is in Chinese. Another example is 'oy', an expression used when you wish to attract someone's attention, - 'Oy! Pass me that dictionary, weel yuh.' Penny Silva, deputy editor of the 20 volume Oxford English Dictionary (1999), gave 'ohnosecond' as a splendid example of the way the English language adapts to changing circumstances. It refers to the instantaneous moment - lightning fast - that you realise that you've pressed the wrong key on your computer.
A word I sometimes use is 'filip' - I don't even know if it exists as a real word. In my world it's the moment you open a little tub of cream for your coffee in McDonalds. No matter how you try, a 'filip' launches itself from the container and spoils a clean shirt.
Each month, 18,000 new words are added to the data base at Oxford University Press for scruting and possible inclusion in the 'Concise Oxford Dictionary', originally created by Henry Fowler in 1911.
Elizabeth Knowles, editor of the 'Oxford Dictionary of New Words', said in 1977, that 'much of the pleasure and interest in compiling a book of this kind, derives from the opportunities to enjoy the inventiveness with which vocabulary adapts to changing situations.' She quotes: 'gob-smacked', 'sound-bite', 'road-rage', 'double-wammy', 'set-top-box', 'bonk-busters' and 'policy-wonks' as examples of the 2000 words which have entered English circulation in the past few years. Perhaps 'Brito-centric' and 'assocentric' will make it before 2010.
Other factors have come into play: e-mail english for example; withoutpunctuationcapitallettersabreviationsandspellingwhichiamsometimesatalosstodeciferplshelp
The use of cliches - 'a phrase or idea which is used so often that it becomes meaningless' (Oxford Advanced Learners English-Chinese Dictionary). Nigel Reynolds (1999.06.02) mentions... 'At the end of the day...', 'At this moment in time...' and 'Know what I mean...'. My pet hate is the three-times repetitive expression... 'I, myself, personally think...'.
A survey by Collins - publishers of 'The Collins Concise Dictionary' commissioned in 1999, asked people to name public figures who 'mangled' English. Politicians John Prestsott and Tony Blair (UK Deputy Prime Minister and PM respectively at the time), won hands down, with Bill Clinton, former US President coming a close third.
Mr Reynolds mentions the down-grading of the English language such as, adjectives which are used to modify verbs...'He swam good.' The repetitive use of 'like' in spoken English; like for example 'I was going to like, do other work before, like, became interested in like, browsing the Telegraph archives, like. Ju-no-wot I mean?'
Nouns become tranferred to verbs, as in the almost insolent question, 'Excuse me?'
Jon Snow, former C4 (Channel 4 Television-UK) said, 'I think English is a constantly evolving language, and I particularly appreciate the development of new adjectives.'
It's true, and if we accept that idea, then all changes must be accepted as part of that development, where we like them or not. Language is about communication. Communication is making yourself understood, and each has its place in a particular situation.
e-mail English is not appropriate for use on a c.v., or resume, when you're applying for a job. It may, however, be acceptable when you are in that job, for communicating brief messages between departments. The English you use chatting up a girlfriend in a disco, is not the same as the language you speak with your parents, friends or in a business situation. So, 'Whassa problem?' (Bill Gates).
There isn't a problem as long as we recognise that changes are inevitable and on-going. Everyone mangles and manipulates English at some point or another. Advertisers use English to instill us with a sense of security and trust.
John Humphrys** wirtes, 'Language is more than a tool for expressing ourselves. It acts as a mirror to our world, reflecting back to us, the way we live.'
He elaborates by recounting that HM Customs & Revenue (formerly the Inland Revenue), advertises itself as 'working with the largest customer base of any UK organisation.' Of course it does! It controls the UK's collection of Income Tax, so we don't have any choice.
Supermarkets now offer a 'shopping experience', as if they are doing me a favour trying to get me to part with my money on things I don't want and don't need, in an environment which itself is manipulative. I am coaxed with soft music, special lighting that makes vegetable and fruit look more appetising, the smells of fresh ground coffee and baked bread. A place where I have to walk miles to buy an essential item such as milk, and manouver my way between jealously guarded trolleys, laden with pounds worth of over priced, over packaged food, containing too much fat, sugar and salt.
But I am digressing. Marks & Spencer, one of the UK's premier stores, apparently now promotes the idea of 'your M&S', which is blatently mis-leading, because it belongs to the share-holders not to me.
Mr Humphrys supports the notion of safe-guarding grammar and clarity in a age of texting, slang and hype. He is right to say, 'It does matter'. It is essential for expressing our thoughts, ideas, emotions, conducting business and world trade. For entertainment, through Art, Literature and Music.
The 'Queens English' is not perceived as being literally English as spoken by the Queen. Immediately the words are spoken, the listener has an image, picture, representation, idea or reflection of good, normal corret English.
One of the joys of English is that it is a monumental language. As a direct result of historical devellopment, it is complex, diverse, exciting, enthralling and enigmatic. It can be mangled, manipulated, twisted and abreviated - Why is 'abreviation' such a long word?. It is continually developing, expanding and changing.
People who write, broadcast, lecture, study, research or entertain using English, clearly enjoy their work. 'Enjoying English' is what this website is all about, and has been the stimulus to my perspective of teaching the subject throughout my career.
www.enjoyingenglish2008.org began as an inspirational dream three years ago. Now a dozen or more friends are involved, contributing ideas, features, comments management and other work, since the development of the original concept. Students too, throughout China, make contributions. We hope that, in time, hundreds of thousands - perhaps millions of people across the world, will want to contribute to the notion of enjoying english.
Alan Cooper.
November 2006.
- Oh! Sir Ming? Recalling what information I was looking for, escapes me now.
* 'BBC's Secret Guide to Pronunciation' by Lena Olauson and Catherine Sangster is published by Oxford University Press, priced 14.99GBP (pounds)
** John Humprhys: journalist, writer and broadcaster, presents the 'Today' programme on BBC Radio 4, arguably the best current affairs programme in the world. He is the interviewer / interrogator most feared by politicians due to his direct, no-nonsence approach.
Extracts from 'Beyond Words...' by John Humphrys is published by Hodder & Stroughton, priced 9.99GBP - an audio edition will be available shortly.
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