EnjoyingEnglish®
  Comment
   Link to 'Archive'  www.enjoyingenglish2008.org 
Image: Speaker's Corner, Hyde Park, London  Speakers address large crowds standing on a small box.  
The box, it is said, is to protect the speaker from Laws of Treason, as they are not standing directly on British soil.

Swearing by Daniel Sloss (Comedian).
This article contains language which some readers may find offensive.

Cunt, fuck, shit, bugger, arse, bastard, bitch, dildo Baggins, cock porridge, rim job. If anyone of these words offend you please stop reading now. It’s nothing personal between you and me, I just don’t want to tarnish your opinion of myself. You and me have a difference of opinions, and I know you won‘t enjoy reading my opinion just like I wouldn‘t enjoy hearing yours, so we‘ll just shake hands and hug it out here and I‘ll see you some other time. Nice hair by the way, love your face…

Oh and twat… If you don’t like twat please leave now.

As for the rest of you CONGRATULATIONS! YOU MADE IT! You’re not a complete moron. You are not offended by tiny little words. You are not someone who is trying to change the world because you get upset by the sound of a syllable. But you are someone I’m very likely to get on with.

I love swearing. I think swearing is fucking awesome. All swear words are great. They express everything you could never express with normal words. They can describe anything: pain, joy, happiness, anguish, love, hate and Tim Burton.

I’ve been swearing since I was about 6 years old when I moved to Fife (Scotland). Everyone swears in Fife, it’s like a law. If you by a keyboard from Fife you will notice that there are no spacebars, just the word “fucking.” I did a gig in Fife where I thought I did well. I thought the guy gave me a 4 star review, turns out he was just calling me a dick.
But clichéd jokes aside, swearing is fantastic. I fully agree that once upon a time swearing may have been offensive. That time is not now. Years ago swearing may have been offensive because of the intent behind the swearing.  It wasn’t the actual words that were offensive but the fact that someone was so angry or upset that they used these words. And it was the emotion behind the swearing that made it upsetting.

Nowadays that is not the case. “Fuck me, that was a lovely bit of steak that was,” a phrase my dad uses often. That is not an offensive statement, unless you’re a vegetarian in which case you have other problems. “I feel like shit”. Again, not an offensive statement.

 But people will moan “Oh, you didn’t have to say shit. You could have say ‘I feel bad’ or ‘I feel like heck’. Why didn’t you?” Why? Because I don’t want to sound like Ned fucking Flanders. I don’t want to sound pathetic. People who substitute words for swear words make a stronger case for swearing that I ever could. “Oh fiddle sticks!” - you sound like a fucking twat.

Contrary to popular belief, swearing is funny. It is big and it is clever. Stephen Fry does it and he is both. Swearing is fucking hilarious. One of my favourite things about watching stand up when I was five wasn’t the clever jokes I didn’t get, not the sexual references I wouldn’t understand for a couple of years (still don’t know what a clitoris is… probably a myth) it was the fact that Jack Dee would say “fuck” or “shit” or “that was fucking shit” I would squeal with laughter at this. But why did I find it so funny? Why wasn’t I horrendously upset? Why wasn’t I immediately writing into OFCOM to let them know I had nothing else better to do with my day? Oh that’s right. It’s because I wasn’t a miserable, selfish, narrow-minded, old cunt.

 I believe the only reason people are upset by swearing now is because when you’re five years old your mother hands you a piece of paper with 10 words on it and says “If anyone says these words. I want you to be sad, OK?” And we are. We have it built into our system. “Only bad boys and girls use those words,” and we get punished for when we do use them. Why? Because some people are upset by it? No… because the adults are upset by it. Isn’t it a tad ironic that you don’t get upset or offended by things until you become and adult, and then you decide to protect the children from these things in case they get upset, even though you know fine well they don’t. You just think other people will be upset by these words. Not you. Not your kids. Other people who you‘ve never met. You don‘t want to upset them, just in case.

Why? Why not upset them? They‘re offended by swearing. I‘m offended by them. Fuck em (not literally, they‘re all stuck up prudes). These same adults who will tell you “sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.” Oh wait, that was Rihanna. Shit, she says that… Unless you listen to the radio edited version of her song where they bleep out those horrible obscenities of “whips” and “chains” (really?!?!?! That’s offensive?!?!)

Now I just make up my own words. Sometimes she’s like a little old lady, she gets excited by “tea” and “biscuits”. Other times she’s just plain weird and enjoys “penguins” and “bendy straws”. Anyway, these adults always say “sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never harm me”. Then what happens? The second you call Garry Todd a dickhead for spilling your Irn Bru you get punished… IT WAS MY IRN BRU AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN WANT ANY GARRY!!

Don’t get me wrong, I think too much swearing can be bad (not really, I have to say that so I don‘t sound like a total bell end). But not in the way that I think it’s overkill, just in the way that I think that it’s bad if someone uses any word too many times. Like “really” and “like.” “I was really like, really excited for this like band to come on and they were like really late and I was reeeaalllly drunk” is a sentence that offends me more than “Go fuck yourself.” But the right amount of swearing? Aww, it’s sublime. It can be better than sex. It can be used during sex. “GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME! WHO THE SHIT ARE YOU?” (kidding). But look at Billy Connolly, Jack Dee and Michael McIntyre. They all swear. Does it make them less funny? No, not even slightly. It enhances the comedy, when they swear it adds extra detail to the joke. Lets you know how pissed off the were or how annoying that one guy was.

Don’t let people tell you swearing is offensive. My gran always said it showed I had a limited vocabulary? How? I’m using 10 more words than you! But these old people, they’ll convince you eventually and that’s what happens. Form your own opinion. If someone says “fuck” if you’re natural reaction on your own is to gasp or look away then I’m sorry. It’s too late for you and I’m sorry for this blog which I imagine has got your panties in quite a bit of a twist. But if you giggle, if you smile or even if you just skim over it and don’t pay it any attention. Thank you.  Honestly, you are awesome!

Daniel Sloss.  2011.
I am Daniel Sloss. I am a stand-up comedian. I have decided to make a blog because occasionally I get bored and occasionally I get funny, maybe in this blog it will happen at the same time :D



11 Warning Signs Your Career Has Stalled  11 Warning Signs Your Career Has Stalled

By Charles Purdy, Monster Senior Editor

Your career can lose power for many reasons: a lack of opportunities, industry changes and plain old boredom are just a few of them.

Are you wondering whether your career has stalled? Here are some of the top warning signs, according to experts:

1. Your role and responsibilities haven't changed in a few years or more.

2. You've bounced from employer to employer without much change in job title or salary.

3. You can't remember the last time you learned something new about your industry or field.

4. People hired after you have been promoted faster than you.

5. You're not invited to important discussions or meetings of the kind you used to attend.

6. You have fewer job duties than you used to.

7. Your performance reviews contain terms like "consistently meets expectations" or "adequate performance."

8. No one at work asks for your help -- or no one in your professional network asks for advice.

9. You dread going to work in the morning.

10. Your manager and coworkers stop communicating with you -- in general, your phone rings less and you get fewer emails.

11. You spend a lot of time complaining about work, or and when you tell stories about work, you are the story's "victim," not its hero. Sound familiar? Never fear -- there are plenty of ways to get your career back in the fast lane. Here are some ideas:

Talk to Your Boss

A first step is to address problems head-on. For instance, if you've been stalled in the same position at the same employer, request a copy of the title hierarchy and job descriptions in your organization, says Debra Yergen, author of the Creating Job Security Resource Guide. “Work with human resources and your boss to find out what steps you need to take to move from where you are to the next step up,” she says.

Alternatively, tell your boss you're ready for new challenges and new assignments. If you've been quietly doing your job and keeping your head down, he may not realize that you're feeling unfulfilled.

Ask for What You Need

Alan G. Bauer, president of recruiter Bauer Consulting Group, says you can ask your manager for tips on what you need to improve. Also, he says you can ask your HR department what's going on with an overdue raise. "If your merit increases are lower than your coworkers', there may be an issue,” he says. “The company budgeted a certain amount for salary increases -- if you aren't getting your share, you need to find out why."

Brad Karsh, founder and president of the career-services firm JobBound, says to look for ways to be more effective, efficient and strategic. “Ask your manager about the possibility of a rotational program to see the inner workings of the company and gain fresh perspective and new ideas," he says.

Take Initiative

Karsh also suggests figuring out what keeps your boss up at night. “Find a way to solve that problem,” he says. “You need to be a key player."

You can also take some classes or work toward a degree, suggests Mary Greenwood, author of How to Interview Like a Pro.

Or consider on-the-job training. "If you value continuous learning, you can volunteer for a project that will require new skills,” says executive coach Elene Cafasso. “Perhaps you can transfer to another area of the business or learn what's needed to back up a coworker."

Rick Dacri, author of Uncomplicating Management, suggests getting actively involved in a professional association. “Get a leadership role, speak before the group or write an article for the newsletter, for instance," he says.

Adjust Your Attitude

Negativity is one of the worst career killers. "If you are spending a great deal of your energy moaning and whining about your circumstances, it's time to try and make a new start before you become so emotionally expensive that the organization feels the need to cut you," says Cy Wakeman, author of Reality-Based Leadership.

Identifying your dissatisfaction and taking steps to resolve it is the first step. The next step may be to update your resume and start looking for a new job. "It may be that hanging on to an unhealthy or unproductive employment relationship is what's holding you back,” Yergen says. “I've witnessed a handful of people this year who have identified their dissatisfaction and set a date to quit -- even without a job waiting -- and found something just before or just after the date of their resignation. Sometimes you just have to take that step."

If your career is stalled, perhaps a new career is the right answer. Start exploring options by reaching out to your professional network, job shadowing or talking to your HR department about an internal transfer.



What does the Arab world do when its water runs out?

Water usage in north Africa and the Middle East is unsustainable and shortages are likely to lead to further instability – unless governments take action to solve the impending crisis

Failure to act on crop shortages fuelling political instability

Camel drinking, Jordan, Petra. A camel takes a drink in Jordan. The Middle East faces conflict if its water shortage is not tackled. Photograph: Neal Clark/Robert Harding Collection

Poverty, repression, decades of injustice and mass unemployment have all been cited as causes of the political convulsions in the Middle East and north Africa these last weeks. But a less recognised reason for the turmoil in Egypt, Tunisia, Algeria, Yemen, Jordan and now Iran has been rising food prices, directly linked to a growing regional water crisis.

The diverse states that make up the Arab world, stretching from the Atlantic coast to Iraq, have some of the world's greatest oil reserves, but this disguises the fact that they mostly occupy hyper-arid places. Rivers are few, water demand is increasing as populations grow, underground reserves are shrinking and nearly all depend on imported staple foods that are now trading at record prices.

For a region that expects populations to double to more than 600 million within 40 years, and climate change to raise temperatures, these structural problems are political dynamite and already destabilising countries, say the World Bank, the UN and many independent studies.

In recent reports they separately warn that the riots and demonstrations after the three major food-price rises of the last five years in north Africa and the Middle East might be just a taste of greater troubles to come unless countries start to share their natural resources, and reduce their profligate energy and water use.

"In the future the main geopolitical resource in the Middle East will be water rather than oil. The situation is alarming," said Swiss foreign minister Micheline Calmy-Rey last week, as she launched a Swiss and Swedish government-funded report for the EU.

The Blue Peace report examined long-term prospects for seven countries, including Turkey, Iraq, Jordan, the Palestinian territories and Israel. Five already suffer major structural shortages, it said, and the amount of water being taken from dwindling sources across the region cannot continue much longer.

"Unless there is a technological breakthrough or a miraculous discovery, the Middle East will not escape a serious [water] shortage," said Sundeep Waslekar, a researcher from the Strategic Foresight Group who wrote the report.

Autocratic, oil-rich rulers have been able to control their people by controlling nature and have kept the lid on political turmoil at home by heavily subsidising "virtual" or "embedded" water in the form of staple grains imported from the US and elsewhere.
But, says Jon Alterman, director of the Middle East programme at the Washington-based Centre for Strategic Studies, existing political relationships are liable to break down when, as now, the price of food hits record levels and the demand for water and energy soars.
"Water is a fundamental part of the social contract in Middle Eastern countries. Along with subsidised food and fuel, governments provide cheap or even free water to ensure the consent of the governed. But when subsidised commodities have been cut, instability has often followed.
"Water's own role in prompting unrest has so far been relatively limited, but that is unlikely to hold. Future water scarcity will be much more permanent than past shortages, and the techniques governments have used in responding to past disturbances may not be enough," he says.

"The problem will only get worse. Arab countries depend on other countries for their food security – they're as sensitive to floods in Australia and big freezes in Canada as on the yield in Algeria or Egypt itself," says political analyst and Middle East author Vicken Cheterian.

"In 2008/9, Arab countries' food imports cost $30bn. Then, rising prices caused waves of rioting and left the unemployed and impoverished millions in Arab countries even more exposed. The paradox of Arab economies is that they depend on oil prices, while increased energy prices make their food more expensive," says Cheterian.
The region's most food- and water-insecure country is Yemen, the poorest in the Arab world, which gets less than 200 cubic metres of water per person a year – well below the international water poverty line of 1,000m3 – and must import 80-90% o f its food.
According to Mahmoud Shidiwah, chair of the Yemeni water and environment protection agency, 19 of the country's 21 main aquifers are no longer being replenished and the government has considered moving Sana'a, the capital city, with around two million people, which is expected to run dry within six years.
"Water shortages have increased political tensions between groups. We have a very big problem," he says.
Two internal conflicts are already raging in Yemen and the capital has been rocked by riots this month. "There is an obvious link between high food prices and unrest [in the region]. Drought, population and water scarcity are aggravating factors. The pressure on natural resources is increasing, and the pressure on the land is great," said Giancarlo Cirri, the UN World Food Programme representative in Yemen.

"If you look at the recent Small Arms Survey [in Yemen], they try to document the increase in what they call social violence due to this pressure on water and land. This social violence is increasing, and related deaths and casualties are pretty high. The death tolls in the northern conflict and the southern conflict are a result of these pressures," said Cirri.

Other Arab countries are not faring much better. Jordan, which expects water demand to double in the next 20 years, faces massive shortages because of population growth and a longstanding water dispute with Israel. Its per capita water supply will fall from the current 200m3 per person to 91m3 within 30 years, says the World Bank. Palestine and Israel fiercely dispute fragile water resources.
Algeria and Tunisia, along with the seven emirates in the UAE, Morocco, Iraq and Iran are all in "water deficit" – using far more than they receive in rain or snowfall. Only Turkey has a major surplus, but it is unwilling to share. Abu Dhabi, the world's most profligate water user, says it will run out of its ancient fossil water reserves in 40 years; Libya has spent $20bn pumping unreplenishable water from deep wells in the desert but has no idea how long the resource will last; Saudi Arabian water demand has increased by 500% in 25 years and is expected to double again in 20 years – as power demand surges as much as 10% a year.
The Blue Peace report highlights the rapid decline in many of the region's major water sources. The water level in the Dead Sea has dropped by nearly 150ft since the 1960s. The marshlands in Iraq have shrunk by 90% and the Sea of Galilee (Lake Kinneret) is at risk of becoming irreversibly salinised by salt water springs below it.
Meanwhile, says the UN, farm land is becoming unusable as irrigation schemes and intensive farming lead to waterlogging and desalination.
Some oil-rich Arab countries are belatedly beginning to address the problem. Having drained underground aquifers to grow inappropriate crops for many years, they have turned en masse to desalination. More than 1,500 massive plants now line the Gulf and the Mediterranean and provide much of north Africa and the Middle East's drinking water – and two-thirds of the world's desalinated water.
The plants take salty or brackish water, and either warm it, vaporise it and separate off the salts and impurities, or pass it through filters. According to the WWF, it's an "expensive, energy intensive and greenhouse gas-emitting way to get fresh water", but costs are falling and the industry is booming.
Solar-powered plants are being built for small communities but no way has been found to avoid the concentrated salt stream that the plants produce. The impurities extracted from the water mostly end up back in the sea or in aquifers and kill marine life.
Only now are countries starting to see the downsides of desalination. Salt levels in the Arabian Gulf are eight times higher in some places than they should be, as power-hungry water plants return salt to an already saline sea. The higher salinity of the seawater intake reduces the plant's efficiency and, in some areas, marine life is suffering badly, affecting coral and fishing catches.
Desalination has allowed dictators and elites to continue to waste water on a massive scale. Nearly 20% of all Saudi oil money in the 1970s and 80s was used to provide clean water to grow wheat and other crops in regions that would not naturally be able to do so. Parks, golf courses, roadside verges and household gardens are all still watered with expensively produced clean drinking water. The energy – and therefore water – needed to keep barely insulated buildings super-cold in Gulf states is astonishing.

A few Arab leaders recognise that water and energy profligacy must be curbed if ecological disaster is to be avoided. In Abu Dhabi, which is building Masdar, the $20bn futuristic city to be run on renewable energy, the environment agency is spearheading a massive drive to reduce water use. Concrete is replacing water-hungry grass verges and new laws demand water-saving devices in all buildings.

"We cannot go on giving free water and energy. It's not benefiting anyone. We have to change and we will change. We know we must find common solutions," says Razan Khalifa al-Mubarak, assistant head of the environment agency.
"Allah does not like those who waste," says Talib al-Shehhi, director of preaching at the ministry of Islamic affairs. "Safeguarding resources and water especially is central to religion. The Qu'ran says water is a pillar of life and consequently orders us to save [it], and Muhammad instructs us to do so."
Water awareness is definitely growing, says Kala Krishnan, member of an eco club at the large Indian school in Abu Dhabi. "People were amazed when we showed them how much they use in a day. We stacked up 550 one-litre bottles and they refused to believe it. Now schools are competing with each other to reduce water wastage."
More than 2,000 mosques in Abu Dhabi have been fitted with water-saving devices, which is saving millions of gallons of water a year when people wash before prayer. Other UAE states are expected to follow.
The more drastic response to the crisis is to shift farming elsewhere and to build reserves. Saudi Arabia said in 2008 it would cut domestic wheat output by 12.5% a year to save its water supplies. It is now subsidising traders to buy land in Africa. Since the troubles in Egypt and north Africa, it has said it aims to double its wheat reserves to 1.4m tonnes, enough to satisfy demand for a year.
Countries now recognise how vulnerable they are to conflict. The UAE, which includes Abu Dhabi and Dubai, has started to build the world's largest underground reservoir, with 26,000,000m3 of desalinated water. It will store enough water for 90 days when completed. The reasoning is that the UAE is now wholly dependent on desalination to survive.
"Wars can erupt because of water," said Mohammed Khalfan al-Rumaithi, director general of the UAE's National Emergency and Crisis Management Authority last week. "Using groundwater for agriculture is risky. If it doesn't harm us it will harm other generations," he told the Federal National Council.
"We suffer from a shortage of water and we should think about solutions to preserve it rather than using it for agriculture," he said.
Water shortages, concludes the Blue Peace report, are now so alarming that in a few years opposing camps will have little choice but to co-operate and share resources, or face ruinous conflict. That way, it says, instead of a potential accelerator of conflict, the water crisis can become an opportunity for a new form of peace where any two countries with access to adequate, clean and sustainable water resources do not feel motivated to engage in a military conflict. It sounds optimistic, but the wind of change blowing through the region suggests everything is possible.

IN NUMBERS: Middle East water facts

10.7% Food-price inflation in Egypt during 2010.
25% Expected increase in Saudi water demand up to 2020.
2.9% Yemen population growth each year.
14 cubic kilometres of water loss from Dead Sea in the past 30 years (1980-2010).
240 cubic metres per person annual water use in Israel.
75 cubic metres per person annual water use in Palestinian West Bank.
$0.53 Cost per cubic metre of desalinated water.
120 Desalination plants throughout UAE, Qatar, Bahrain, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and Iran.

Dominic Lawson: A Libyan stain on Britain's reputation

It was entirely predictable that Gaddafi would order annihilating force to be brought against internal opponents  Tuesday, 22 February 2011


For sheer blood-curdling menace, the televised address by Saif al-Islam Gaddafi takes some beating. His broadcast to the Libyan nation included the threat that his father's regime would "fight until the last man, until the last woman, until the last bullet ... instead of crying over 200 deaths we will cry over hundreds and thousands of deaths".

He did bizarre as well as bloodcurdling, offering the demonstrators the concessions of "a new flag, a new national anthem"; and he accused other rioters of being "on hallucinogens or drugs" – although his own rambling delivery gave every impression that Muammar Gadaffi's son was under the influence.

Related articles

Yet this was the man promoted as the entirely acceptable face of a 40-year-long dictatorship, not least in this country. He was feted by the last government, especially by Peter Mandelson, with whom he would socialise in the grand style. He was also fawned on by academia. Nine months ago, he was accorded the accolade of giving the Ralph Miliband lecture at the London School of Economics (presumably the late professor's sons, David and Ed, were invited along).

Perhaps this had something to do with the fact that Saif al-Islam Gaddafi's very own foundation had written out a cheque for £1.5m to the LSE. Or perhaps not; anyway Professor David Held of the politics faculty at the LSE gave an excruciatingly smarmy introduction, telling the audience that "the Gaddafi Foundation devotes itself to humanitarian work ... especially in the field of human rights" and that "deep liberal values are at the core of his inspiration".

Tell that to the unarmed demonstrators under machine-gun assault from the Gaddafi family's mercenary shock troops. Yesterday, the LSE rushed out a statement saying that "the school has had a number of links with Libya in recent years. In view of the highly distressing news from Libya over the weekend, the school has reconsidered those links as a matter of urgency". Too late!

The same "reconsidering" is presumably taking place within government, although the developments in Libya are infinitely less embarrassing for the Coalition than they would have been for the previous administration. It was Tony Blair who made it part of his foreign policy mission to chummy up to Muammar Gaddafi and it was Gordon Brown who ordered the SAS to train the Libyan dictator's special forces.

Two weeks ago, official papers were released which demonstrated that Labour, despite its furious denials, had, in the words of the Cabinet Secretary Gus O'Donnell, "developed [a policy] that Her Majesty's Government should do all it could ... to facilitate an appeal by the Libyans to the Scottish government for Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi's release". The freeing on "compassionate grounds" of the only man convicted for the Lockerbie bombing – the biggest mass murder ever to take place in this country – was just part of the wider effort to "normalise" relations between Britain and Libya.

At the time, I wrote in this column that it was ludicrous to become steamed up about the release of Megrahi while continuing to treat Gaddafi himself as a cuddly old darling: "On the assumption – shared by both the Scottish and British governments – that Megrahi was rightfully convicted, then what of Colonel Gaddafi himself? Is it seriously suggested that Megrahi, a long-serving officer in the Libyan intelligence service, had acted without orders from above? If anyone can be accused of being the malevolent power behind the slaughter of so many innocents heading home for Christmas with their families, that man is Muammar Abu Minyar al- Gaddafi. Yet this is also the man whose celebrations of 40 years of dictatorship are to be attended by prime ministers and presidents from across the globe."

Well, that is the way of the world. Once Gaddafi had foresworn his previous policy of financing acts of terror internationally (including by the IRA) then all is forgiven – especially if the man in question is sitting on top of billions of barrels of easily extractable crude oil. The Americans have been critical of Britain's open praise of the "new" Gaddafi, and were understandably furious about the release of Megrahi, but their own policy since 2004 has been equally friendly, at least as far as military business is concerned: two years ago, for example, the US firm General Dynamics signed a $165m contract to supply sophisticated communications systems to the Libyan Armed Forces' elite 32 Brigade.

The unsurprising truth is that while Gaddafi's confrontational attitude towards the West may have changed – he was deeply impressed by President Bush's removal of Saddam Hussein and did not want to be next on the hit-list – his character and methods remained the same as far as his own people were concerned. It was entirely predictable that he would order annihilating force to be brought to bear against any internal opponents, even unarmed student demonstrators. Any shock expressed by the British Foreign Office is itself shocking. They know – have always known – that this is the nature of Gaddafi's regime. After all, it was not so long ago that an uprising of political prisoners in Tripoli's Abu Salim jail was quelled by the massacre of more than 1,200 inmates.

Doubtless the British wooing of Saif Gaddafi was based partly on the notion that he would be a moderating influence on his father. While the old man was, to put it at its very mildest, eccentric, of all his sons Saif seemed the most westernised and the most – well, like us. He had a doctorate from the LSE; he mastered the language of international conferences; he could be invited to a country-house shoot and be relied upon to use a Purdey rather than a sub-machine gun; he was always to be seen wearing impeccable Savile Row suits – indeed he was thus attired when delivering his bloodthirsty address to the Libyan people on Sunday night.

It is a perennial weakness of British officials that they assume if a man has had a good education and wears the right sort of clothes it makes him somehow more trustworthy. They thought that about Robert Mugabe, finding it hard to imagine that a man educated by British missionaries and who insisted that his entire Cabinet abandon tribal costumes and wear British suits, could at the same time be capable of mass murder. But, of course, he could (and was awarded an honorary knighthood even after his troops had slaughtered up to 20,000 civilians in Matabeleland).

The behaviour of rulers such as Mugabe and Gaddafi can be explained, though not excused, by their fear of what might happen if they were to lose power. Completely ruthless themselves, they assume all their opponents (even, or especially, those professing to be democrats) would treat them as savagely if they ever got the chance; and, of course, the more people they have murdered, the more their suspicions are justified.

This would apply as much to the apparently civilised Saif Gaddafi as it does to his demented father. He is encouraging the regime's mercenary troops and remaining supporters in acts of extreme violence because he knows that should they fail to suppress the opposition he, along with his father, is likely to be slaughtered – assuming they don't escape to a foreign bolthole first.

According to one of last weekend's property supplements, Saif Gaddafi is offering his London home (complete with cinema and suede-lined walls) for rent at £9,500 a week. Say goodbye to it, Saif.

Mary Ann Sieghart: The dawning of Arab democracy

Most Jordanians don't want a revolution of the French kind; they just want a king who reigns rather than rules  Monday, 21 February 2011


Two men in the Middle East have been watching Bahrain with particular horror. The Kings of Saudi Arabia and Jordan weren't quite so worried when it was only pesky dictators being overthrown in Egypt and Tunisia. However undemocratic their regimes, the Kings could always count on their people believing they had a certain legitimacy and lineage. But now that a real King is being threatened? The thrones in Amman and Riyadh must surely be trembling.

I have just come back from a week in Jordan, and the population there is gulping down the air of the new Arab Spring. Egypt and Tunisia pepper every conversation but when the subject turns to their own King Abdullah II, voices lower to a whisper. It's illegal to criticise the King there, and most people still see the monarchy as a source of stability in a country which could otherwise be grievously divided. But, as in the rest of the Middle East, people of all backgrounds want greater democracy, lower prices, less corruption and more jobs.

These economic and political reforms are in the gift of the King. Yes, Jordan has a Parliament, but elections are widely seen to be rigged, and the King has the power to sack Governments and dissolve Parliaments at will. Yesterday, he gave his first speech since the protests began, promising that he would bring in a new electoral law to give Parliament more power and that he would encourage his Government to tackle corruption. But he didn't say whether he was prepared to give up his power to appoint the Prime Minister.

King Abdullah of Jordan is at least responsive to public opinion, even if he seems to be reacting to demands rather than pre-empting them. As soon as the President of Tunisia was ousted and before Egypt followed suit, the King sacked his Government and brought in a new Prime Minister and Cabinet. In the past, this might have been enough to placate the citizenry. But with all that was happening in the rest of the Middle East, it soon looked like too little.

Every Friday in Jordan for seven weeks there have been protests in the streets. Last Friday, there was violence too; opposition groups claimed the Government had sent in its own armed thugs and that the police refused to intervene. The opposition is an extraordinarily diverse bunch: a newly formed youth movement has lined up with the Muslim Brotherhood, westernized middle-class professionals, Bedouin tribesmen and former army generals to call for reform.

So far Jordan hasn't cracked down on its protesters the way Bahrain did or Libya is still doing. The King has been under pressure from his ally, America, to bring in more reforms and to do so peacefully. Last week, Admiral Mike Mullen, chairman of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff, made a personal visit to King Abdullah. Jordan matters greatly to the West: it shares a long border with Israel, a shorter one with Iraq, and it is a beacon of relative moderation in the region.

It is also the home to nearly three million Palestinians, roughly half the total population. Most of them have Jordanian citizenship. Supporters of the King claim that only the overarching institution of the monarchy can bridge the divide between citizens of Jordanian and Palestinian origin, and that the overthrow of the King would lead to civil war.

For this reason, it is unlikely that King Abdullah will soon be packing his bags and heading for sanctuary in Jeddah or London. But many of his people are still fed up with him and his wife, Queen Rania, and are now, finally, prepared to say so, whatever the consequences.

The King has always been buttressed by the powerful Bedouin tribes (known as East Bankers) and the Army, both are which are ethnically Jordanian, not Palestinian. So a taboo was shattered last May when a group of former generals sent him an open letter complaining about corruption, favours for Palestinians, the rigging of elections, the unaccountability of government, and political interference by the Queen.

Then, two weeks ago, another letter was sent to the King, this time by 36 tribesmen, also complaining about the Queen, the enrichment of her family, and her interference in politics. Queen Rania is of Palestinian origin, which of course doesn't endear her to the East Bankers. But they outspokenly accused her and her family of "looting the country and the people", of "building centres of power for her own interest" and of "wasting public money to improve her personal image abroad at our expense".

Few Jordanians believe that any of this would have happened under Abdullah's father, King Hussein. Hussein was charismatic and wily in equal measure. Abdullah has little charisma and not enough cunning to placate the supporters he needs to keep on side. Hussein was widely seen as the father of the nation; his posters are still all over Jordan, 12 years after his death. Abdullah, by contrast, is turning into a Wizard of Oz figure: a patriarchal symbol the country wants to believe in, but who is underwhelming in the flesh.

It was in the home of Fares Fayez, a member of the Bani Sakher tribe, that this controversial letter was drafted. A grizzled, kindly-looking man, he received me in resplendent Bedouin dress, on kilim cushions, but took care to tell me that he also had a PhD in Political Science. "We want to go back to the 1952 constitution – it's our Magna Carta," he explained. That constitution gave the King many fewer powers than he has now.

"The absence of democracy has led to big problems of corruption," claims Fayez. "There are two classes in Jordan: 5 per cent of the people control 90 per cent of the riches of the country, and 95 per cent of the public control only 10 per cent. This has made poverty a big problem. Now, because of rising food prices, there is a lot of hunger and not just poverty."

And these are the words of a candid friend. "We're not his enemies; we're his advisers. We advise him better than the hypocrites who clap next to him." Is he worried he will be punished? He shakes with laughter. "For my country, for my land, we should sacrifice! I am like Oliver Cromwell."

This is why King Abdullah should be worried. I wasn't surprised to hear open criticism of him or his regime from youth leaders or from the Muslim Brotherhood. But when his traditional supporters are turning on him, that bodes ill.

So the next few weeks will be critical for a regime that is strategically important for the West. Most Jordanians now want a King who reigns but does not rule. They want a new election law that ensures the party with the most parliamentary seats will form a Government. They want corruption rooted out and they want to earn enough money to feed and clothe their families properly.

For the King to survive, he needs to enact all these reforms now, to get ahead of the curve of public opinion rather than being dragged reluctantly behind it. Most Jordanians don't want a revolution of the French kind; they just want a peaceful transition to democracy.

And if Abdullah's promises of greater democracy don't deliver? Then things could turn ugly. As the political analyst Labib Kamhawi told me: "The King has to initiate reforms or we force these reforms on him. It's simple." The Middle East always used to be complex. But now it's getting simpler by the day.

Africa will not put up with a colonialist China

A strategy of striking deals with corrupt leaders and seizing control of African industries will ultimately backfire

  • sanou
  • African Summit in Beijing 2006 China has attempted to portray its current dealings with Africa as 'win-win'. Photograph: Frederic J Brown/AFP/Getty Images

    China's sacred text is not a holy book like the Torah, the Bible, or the Qur'an. Instead, it is The Art of War by Sun Tzu. Sun's core belief is that the "ultimate excellence lies not in winning every battle but in defeating the enemy without ever fighting."

    Nowadays, we are witnessing the application of Sun's ideas in Africa, where China's prime objectives are to secure energy and mineral supplies to fuel its breakneck economic expansion, open up new markets, curtail Taiwan's influence on the continent, consolidate its burgeoning global authority, and clinch for itself African-allocated export quotas. (The Chinese takeovers of South African and Nigerian textile industries are good examples of this strategy. The textiles exported the world over by these industries are deemed African exports when in reality they are now Chinese exports.)

    Astutely, China has sought to place its African investments and diplomacy within the context of the old non-aligned movement and "Bandung spirit", an era when many Africans viewed China as a brotherly oppressed nation, and thus supported efforts by the People's Republic to gain a permanent seat on the United Nations security council, to replace Taiwan. And, of course, China offered firm backing for Africa's anticolonial struggles and efforts to end apartheid.

    In trying to depict its current dealings with Africa as "win-win" co-operation, China deliberately seeks to portray Africa's current relations with the west as exploitative. Unlike China, its leaders claim, the west continues to hold African countries hostage through a combination of unequal trade deals, lack of access to capital markets, aid dependency, financial deregulation and economic liberalisation, budget austerity, crippling debt, political meddling and military intervention.

    What the Chinese are silent about is that their country's growing engagement in Africa has created both opportunities and risks for African development. Although China's trade, foreign direct investment (FDI), and aid may broaden Africa's growth options, they also promote what can only be called a win-lose situation. For, excluding oil, Africa has a negative trade balance with China.

    Making matters worse, African exports to China are even less technology-intensive than its exports to the world. China's share of Africa's unprocessed primary products was more than 80% of its total imports from Africa. Equally, imports consist of cheap Chinese products of appallingly poor quality.

    The level of Chinese FDI flowing into Africa at present is staggering. But this Chinese FDI is bundled together with concessional loans, and there is much double-counting, with the same ventures being recorded both as aid flows and as inflows of FDI. Given the heavy volume of concessionary loans provided by China, concern about African countries' future debt burden is growing. And no matter how much China publicises its record in Africa, the greatest contributor of financial inflows to the continent is the African diaspora. Indeed, South Africa, not China, is the country making the largest investments in the rest of Africa.

    China's credo of "non-interference in domestic affairs" and "separation of business and politics" is, not surprisingly, music to the ears of African leaders, who fall over each other to sing the praises of Chinese co-operation with their countries. These leaders' attitudes recall the worst behaviour of their predecessors, many of whom engaged centuries ago with the west's rising imperial powers to halt the growth of indigenous industry. Instead, these potentates of the past chose to import manufactured goods from Europe in exchange for their own subjects, whom they exported as slaves.

    When slavery was abolished, the terms of partnership with western colonisers changed from trade in slaves to trade in commodities. After independence in the early 1960s, during the cold war, they played the west against the Soviet bloc for the same purpose.

    Today, many African leaders pursue similar policies with China, which has struck bargains across Africa to secure crude oil, minerals, and metals in exchange for infrastructure built by Chinese companies. Hence, the import of Chinese labour into a continent not lacking in able-bodied workers. Indeed, within a mere decade, more Chinese have come to live in Africa than there are Europeans on the continent, even after many centuries of European colonial and neocolonial rule. With apartheid-style practices – including the gunning down of local workers by a Chinese manager in Zambia – Chinese managers impose appalling working conditions on their African employees.

    Today, China has seized control of a huge swath of local African industries, in the process grabbing their allocated export quotas. As China's global economic role increases, its labour costs will rise and its currency will appreciate, eroding its competitiveness. Might Chinese manufacturers then look to Africa as a base for production, using the facilities they have built and the hordes of workers they have been steadily exporting there?

    Chinese leaders pride themselves on a keen sense of history, and on taking a longterm view of China's development. Still, in perpetuating a partnership with the same breed of corrupt leaders that colluded with Africa's previous invaders and exploiters, the Chinese have forgotten that Africans, albeit often their own worst enemies, have nonetheless gained the upper hand over their foes in the end.

    The descendants of slave traders and slave owners in the United States now have a black man as their president; Africa's colonisers have all been defeated and kicked out; and apartheid's proponents are now governed by those they despised and abused for generations. Unless the Chinese mend their ways, the same fate awaits them in Africa. Sun Tzu would understand that.

    Copyright: Project Syndicate 1995–2011


Appeasement is the proper policy towards Confucian China

We all learned at school how the status quo powers mismanaged the spectacular rise of Germany before World War I, a strategic revolution so like the rise of China today.

Appeasement is the proper policy towards Confucian China
China?s leaders should be careful not to succumb to the Wilhelmine illusion that economic and strategic momentum is the same as actual power Photo: REUTERS
By Ambrose Evans-Pritchard, International Business Editor 6:07PM GMT 23 Jan 2011

Comment

And we all learned how the Kaiser overplayed his hand. That much was obvious.

Yet it is difficult to pin-point exactly when the normal pattern of great power jostling began to metamorphose into something more dangerous, leading to two rival, entrenched, and heavily armed alliance structures unable or unwilling to avert the drift towards conflict. The Long Peace died by a thousand cuts, a snub here, a Dreadnought there, the race for oil.

The German historian Fritz Fischer has in a sense muddied the waters with his seminal work, Griff nach der Weltmacht (Bid for World Power). He draws on imperial archives in Potsdam to claim that Germany’s general staff was angling for a pre-emptive war to smash France and dismember the Russian Empire before it emerged as an industrial colossus. Sarajevo provided the “propitious moment”.

Kaiser Wilhelm’s court allegedly made up its mind after the Social Democrats (then Marxists) won a Reichstag majority in 1912, seeing war as a way to contain radical dissent. This assessment was tragically correct. War split the Social Democrats irrevocably, allowing the Nazis to exploit a divided Left under Weimar.

The Fischer version of events is a little too reassuring, and not just because the Entente allies had already fed Germany’s self-fulfilling fears of encirclement and emboldened Tsarist Russia to push its luck in the Balkans. A deeper cause was at work.

"The only condition which could lead to improvement of German-English relations would be if we bridled our economic development, and this is not possible," said Deutsche Bank chief Karl Helfferich as early as 1897. German steel output jumped tenfold from 1880 to 1900, leaping past British production. Sound familiar?

Is China now where Germany was in 1900? Possibly. There are certainly hints of menace from some quarters in Beijing. Defence minister Liang Guanglie said over New Year that China’s armed forces are “pushing forward preparations for military conflict in every strategic direction”.

Professor Huang Jing from Singapore’s Lee Kwan Yew School and a former adviser to China’s Army, said Beijing is losing its grip on the colonels.

“The young officers are taking control of strategy and it is like young officers in Japan in the 1930s. This is very dangerous. They are on a collision course with a US-dominated system,” he said.

Yet nothing is foreordained. Which is why it was so unsettling to learn that most of the leadership of the US Congress declined to attend the state banquet at the White House for Chinese President Hu Jintao, including the Speaker of House.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid called Mr Hu a “dictator”. Is this a remotely apposite term for a self-effacing man of Confucian leanings, whose father was a victim of the Cultural Revolution, who fights a daily struggle against his own hotheads at home, and who will hand over power in an orderly transition next year?

Or for premier Wen Jiabao, who visited students in the Tiananmen Square protests of 1989, narrowly surviving the “insubordination purge” that followed? These leaders may be wrong in their assessment of how much democracy China can handle without flying out of control, but despots they are not.

President Barack Obama has bent over backwards to draw China into the international system through the G20, the World Bank and the IMF, in practical terms recognizing Beijing as co-equal in global condominium.

You could say Mr Obaba has won little in return for reaching out, but as Napoleon put it, “a leader is a dealer in hope”. What, pray, would a policy of crude containment do to China’s psyche?

Heaven protect us from unreconstructed Neo-cons such as ex-UN ambassador John Bolton, who wants to send aircraft carrier battle groups into the Straits of Taiwan, as if we were still living in that lost world of American pre-eminence in 1996, when China was still too weak to respond, and did not have operational missiles able to sink US carriers far at sea. Yet variants of the Bolton view are gaining ground on Capitol Hill.

Yes, China’s leaders should be careful not to succumb to the Wilhelmine illusion that economic and strategic momentum is the same as actual power.

There is a new edge to Chinese naval policy in the South China Sea, causing Japan, Vietnam, Indonesia, and the Philippines to cleave closer to the US alliance. Has Beijing studied how German naval ambitions upset the careful diplomatic legacy of Bismarck and pushed an ambivalent Britain towards the Entente, even to the point of accepting alliance with Tsarist autocracy?

Factions in Beijing appear to think that China will win a trade war if Washington ever imposes sanctions to counter Chinese mercantilism. That is a fatal misjudgement. The lesson of Smoot-Hawley and the 1930s is that surplus states suffer crippling depressions when the guillotine comes down on free trade; while deficit states can muddle through, reviving their industries behind barriers. Demand is the most precious commodity of all in a world of excess supply.

The political reality is that China’s export of manufacturing over-capacity is hollowing out the US industrial core, and a plethora of tricks to stop Western firms competing in the Chinese market rubs salt in the wound. It is preventing full recovery in the US, where half the population is falling out of the bottom of the Affluent Society. Some 43.2m people are now on food stamps. The US labour force participation rate has fallen to 64.3pc, worse than a year ago. Only the richer half is recovering.

The roots of this imbalance lie in the structure of globalisation and East-West capital flows – and no doubt the deficiencies of US school education – but China plays a central role, and this will not tolerated for much longer if Beijing is also perceived to be a strategic enemy. China’s economic and military goals are in conflict. One defeats the other.

The undervalued yuan is merely the visible tip of the mercantilist iceberg, and is a diminishing factor in any case as leaked dollar stimulus from the Fed’s QE drives up Chinese wage inflation. What matters is that China’s entire credit, tax, and regulatory system is geared towards subsidised capital for exporters.

Professor Michael Pettis from Beijing University argues that a key reason why Chinese consumption has collapsed from 48pc to 36pc of GDP over 12 years – and therefore why China cannot eliminate the trade surplus with the US – is that the banking system has been bailed out with an interest rate subsidy extracted from depositors, shifting income from the people to corporate debtors. Unfortunately, this is about to happen again.

A cocky China needs to watch its step, as does a rancorous America, before resentments feed on each other in a Wilhelmine spiral.

The Chinese have no recent history of sweeping territorial expansion (except Tibet). The one-child policy has left a dearth of young men, and implies a chronic aging crisis within a decade. This is not the demographic profile of a fundamentally bellicose nation.

The correct statecraft for the West is to treat Beijing politely but firmly as a member of global club, gambling that the Confucian ethic will over time incline China to a quest for global as well as national concord. Until we face irrefutable evidence that this Confucian bet has failed, 'Boltonism’ must be crushed.

Appeasement, your hour has come.

The year climate science was redefined

The 12 months since the leaking of emails written by climate change scientists have seen major shifts in environmental debate

Climate change: science's fresh fight to win over the sceptics
Phil Jones: I did nothing wrong

 

Climate change review Storm of controversy: The politics of climate change can be even more volatile than the Earth's weather. Photograph: Douglas Van Reeth/AP

One year ago tomorrow more than a thousand emails between scientists in the Climatic Research Unit at the University of East Anglia and their international colleagues were uploaded, unauthorised, on to a Russian FTP server. The story immediately went viral online, with lurid accusations of deception and illegality, and was soon picked up by the mainstream media.

How has the climate change story changed since then? And how important was "climategate" in catalysing this change? I believe there have been major shifts in how climate science is conducted, how the climate debate is framed and how climate policy is being formed. And I believe "climategate" played a role in all three.

It is difficult to re-capture – or even quite believe – the cultural and political mood around climate change in the autumn of 2009. There was a rising wave of expectation that the world leaders gathering for the climate change summit in Copenhagen in December would change the world – and the climate – for ever.

People were fasting for climate justice, Gordon Brown was saying that Copenhagen was the last chance to reach a climate deal and there were calls for Obama to play decisively his climate card. No one 12 months ago was calling for a review of the practices of the Nobel Prize-winning Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, the United Nations' main climate science assessment panel. Contrarian voices, while loud, were not really being listened to. This inflated optimism had to burst and "climategate" proved to be the pin.

So, 12 months later, I suggest three things of particular significance have altered.

First, there has been a discernible change in some of the practices of climate science. Most obvious has been an opening up and re-analysis of some of the core observational datasets which underpin the detection of climate change trends. The Met Office is leading a thorough international re-analysis of 150 years of land and marine temperature data. Calls for greater transparency around scientific analysis have boosted the embryonic project of the Climate Code Foundation and its efforts to make all climate computer code open-source.

The Inter-Academy Council review has recommended some significance changes in the way the IPCC assesses knowledge, in particular how it documents areas of both agreement and disagreement in the underlying science. And the Royal Society, reflecting this new mood, has issued a new guide to climate change science which separates "aspects of wide agreement", "aspects of continuing debate" and "aspects not well understood". The objective of these reflexive responses in science has been to demonstrate transparency and rebuild trust.

Second, there has been a re-framing of climate change. The simple linear frame of "here's the consensus science, now let's make climate policy" has lost out to the more ambiguous frame: "What combination of contested political values, diverse human ideals and emergent scientific evidence can drive climate policy?" The events of the past year have finally buried the notion that scientific predictions about future climate change can be certain or precise enough to force global policy-making.

The meta-framing of climate change has therefore moved from being bi-polar – that either the scientific evidence is strong enough for action or else it is too weak for action – to being multi-polar – that narratives of climate change mobilise widely differing values which can't be homogenised through appeals to science. Those actors who have long favoured a linear connection between climate science and climate policy – spanning environmentalists, contrarians and some scientists and politicians – have been forced to rethink. It is clearer today that the battle lines around climate change have to be drawn using the language of politics, values and ethics rather than the one-dimensional language of scientific consensus or lack thereof.

Third, and perhaps most dramatically, has been the fragmentation of climate policy-making. It has been remarkable how quickly faith has evaporated in the multilateral process of the UNFCCC. Its new head, Christiana Figueres, concedes that "there won't be a final agreement on climate change in my lifetime". The post-mortem of COP15 showed how implausible the FAB deal wanted by NGOs – Fair, Ambitious and Binding – really was. The US Senate screwed Obama's cap-and-trade bill. And no one believes that COP16 in Cancun later this month will be any different.

Instead, there is a new pragmatism in the air. This pragmatism has many colours and shades, but at the heart of it are three principles:

• an emphasis on the climate co-benefits of other policy innovations, such as those on health and poverty

• a necessity to drive forward new publicly-funded investments in low-carbon energy technology

• the cultivation of multi-level polycentric institutions and partnerships through which policy innovation may occur, rather than relying exclusively on the UN process

These three changes are reflective of much larger cultural and political struggles regarding knowledge and power in the contemporary world which will become more salient during the next decade: the challenges to the norms of science coming from deep social and digital connectivity; the struggle to establish the appropriate cultural authority for science; and the struggles to bring democratic accountability to emergent international and global forms of governance. The shifts we are seeing around climate change are therefore symptomic of these wider struggles.

The 12 months since 17 November 2009 have shown brutally that the social, political and cultural dynamics at work around the idea of climate change are more volatile than the slowly changing and causally entangled climate dynamics of the Earth's biogeophysical systems. Furthermore, supercomputers may mean climate science can attempt century-long predictions but that does not mean political, cultural and other unpredictable changes will not be as important.

Another IPCC assessment of scientific knowledge in four years' time is not going to make policy-making around climate change any easier. Indeed, the chances are that with scientific uncertainties and complexities about the future proliferating, and with new policy strategies such as climate geo-engineering entering the fray, further policy fragmentation around climate change is inevitable. But if such fragmentation reflects the plural, partial and provisional knowledge humans possess about the future then climate policy-making will better reflect reality. And that, I think, may be no bad thing.

Mike Hulme is professor of climate change in the School of Environmental Sciences at the University of East Anglia, Norwich, UK

'Please give me a job': Desperate teen, 18, takes to the streets with sandwich board begging for work after applying for 80 posts

By Daily Mail Reporter   01.11.2010

An unemployed teenager is so desperate for work she has taken to the streets with a sandwich board begging: 'Please give me a job'.

Claire Fear, 18, was forced to ditch her dreams of becoming a dietician because of concern over building up huge debts at university and is now trying for any type of job.

The former health sciences student has applied for more than 80 jobs since finishing her college course in June.
Claire Fear

Desperate measures: Claire Fear, 18, from Bridgwater, Somerset, has resorted to walking the streets of her home town begging for work

Claire's efforts have echoes of efforts made by the unemployed during the Depression

Claire's efforts have echoes of efforts made by the unemployed during the Depression


She has now resorted to walking the streets of her home town of Bridgwater, Somerset, holding a sign pleading with employers to give her a chance.
Claire said: 'There are no jobs and no prospects in this town so I'm having to take matters in my own hands.

'I registered with an employment agency when I finished college, but I have only had a tiny bit of work since then. None of it is full-time.

'I have applied for so many jobs. I did want to be a dietician, but I did not want to go to university - lots of people have told me it is not worth it because of the debts.  'I am desperate for work and I will do pretty much anything.'

Claire left Bridgwater College with a Level 3 BTEC in health sciences this summer and has been searching for work ever since.  In one day alone she visited 50 shops in the town centre asking for a job - but none had any work.
Claire is baffled as to why she is repeatedly rejected but believes she is stuck in a 'catch 22' situation where she does not have sufficient experience for most jobs.  She now spends up to three hours a day walking the streets with her sandwich board.

The idea of using the board came from her mother.  Claire said: 'My mum mentioned doing this as a joke a few weeks ago - I don't think she thought I would take her seriously.  'I have had mostly positive responses from people - one person even pulled over and said he hoped things work out for me. But there have been no job offers.'

Spending review: how did the banks get off so lightly?

As the taxpayer endures yet more pain, Jill Treanor asks: will the City's day of reckoning ever come?

Bankers are no longer trusted
'Those who caused the recession will be cracking open the champagne today', said Brendan Barber. Photograph: Alamy

Two years ago this month, a pale and visibly shocked Gordon Brown promised that "irresponsible behaviour" by Britain's bankers would be "punished". The prime minister was angry at the level of public money needed to support banks, which eventually ran into hundreds of billions, after the credit-fuelled system expanded out of control in the run-up to the banking crisis of October 2008.

Two years on, as the taxpayer endures more pain while the government that replaced Brown's axes £81bn from public spending, the banks have returned to practices they enjoyed in the good years, seemingly bearing few scars of the punishment promised. After the coalition unveiled its £2.5bn-a-year bank levy yesterday, unions were quick to seize upon the apparent unfairness in the treatment of banks while the poorest and most vulnerable in society were being hardest hit by George Osborne's austerity Britain.

"Those who caused the recession will be cracking open the champagne today, while the full extent of the attacks on the living standards of poor and middle income Britain are starting to sink in," said Brendan Barber, general secretary of the TUC. Referring to MPs who endorsed the cutting of benefits in the chancellor's spending review, Barber said: "With government MPs cheering cuts in support for some of the most vulnerable in society, it looks like we have gone back to the 1980s 'greed is good' culture."

As Osborne wielded his axe and warned of the loss of almost 500,000 public sector jobs, banks had given a taste of the bonuses staff may enjoy this year. Goldman Sachs, the Wall Street bank with a large British operation, was attempting to show restraint but managed to set aside $370,000 (£236,000) per employee in "compensation" for the first nine months of the year.

It is less than the $527,000 seen at this stage a year ago, but still demonstrates the potential payouts being lined up in the City for February, when they are traditionally handed out.

Britain's major banks give their updates on trading next month, and are expected to once again show healthy profits – and big payouts being stored up in bonus pots. The Centre for Economics and Business Research has predicted £7bn is likely to be paid out this year, while acknowledging that some jobs have been lost in the City too.

Gavin Hayes, general secretary of centre left pressure group Compass, blames politicians: "Our political leaders haven't stood up to the banks. They haven't taken the action necessary."

While Labour missed opportunities, the new government was too slow to initiate change. "David Cameron said there would a day of reckoning for the banks. He simply hasn't delivered it," said Hayes.

Why? One reason is that the City and the banking industry has an army of highly paid lobbyists. The British Bankers' Association was quick to point out that the banks paid £26bn in taxes to the Treasury last year while the Corporation of London points out that the City in its broadest sense provided £66bn of tax revenues in 2009, employed a million people, and accounted for 10% of GDP.

"UK is still over-reliant on financial services for tax and growth. Whilst that's the case the politicians are not going to stand up to them," said Hayes.

Tony Greenham, at the New Economics Foundation thinktank, points out that the current government is also less inclined to blame banks for ideological reasons. "Blaming the banks is a bit inconvenient for a government that wants to blame the overspend in the public sector," said Greenham.

The banks argue they can hardly be blamed for causing the crisis. Angela Knight, chief executive of the BBA, said today that lax monetary policy and regulation could also take the blame, as could government borrowing. "It's extraordinary to think that £2.5bn is 'nothing'. It's just wrong," Knight said.

Greenham also argues that it may be too soon to judge the government. "They do promise that they are looking at a financial activities tax, and looking at actions on bonuses. You might have to reserve judgment for now," he said.

The government has certainly made other pledges to target banks. Osborne insisted this week that the government was still looking at a financial activities tax, or FAT, on profits and pay in the broader international context. The coalition has also set up an independent commission to look at whether big banks should be broken up to encourage competition and reduce the risk of another taxpayer bailout – a move that has infuriated big banks such as Barclays and HSBC, which have issued veiled threats about moving overseas.

The City minister, Mark Hoban, defended the government's recordtonight, and hit out against the previous government, which had imposed a bonus tax last December that brought in £2.3bn for the exchequer. "Whilst the previous Labour government opposed our plans to introduce a permanent levy, we have gone ahead and done so. This will yield more every year than the bank payroll tax delivered in one year.

"The levy also actively encourages banks to move away from riskier funding that threatens financial stability, and the money raised will go towards reducing the record budget deficit we inherited. We think this balances fairness with the competitiveness of the UK banking sector," Hoban said.

The coalition also promises to stop "unacceptable bonuses". The business secretary, Vince Cable, warned in September of the "train crash" facing banking if big bonuses were paid out this year without outlining specific policies.

The Financial Services Authority has changed the structure of bonuses – if not the level – ensuring that bonuses paid totally in cash are no longer feasible. Instead they must be deferred over three to five years and, under European proposals from the Committee of European Banking Supervisors, must be no more than 20% in cash with the rest in shares.

Knight said: "Most of the bonuses are being decided outside the UK [by foreign banks] and other countries don't see bonuses in the same way [as the UK]. The overwhelming majority of bonuses are for £3,000 or £4,000; for larger bonuses, the targets have to be approved by the FSA and be paid in shares and held back for several years."

Bonuses are the potential melting pot for public anger, says Hayes: "I do think there will be huge public anger when the banks report their bonuses."

Cable's business department got a taste this week when it was stormed by protesters angry at public sector cuts. Such a scene may yet be commonplace, and make the government honour pledges to punish the "irresponsible behaviour" some blame for the economic crisis.

Silence of the dissenters: How south-east Asia keeps web users in line

Vietnam, Burma, Thailand, Cambodia and the Philippines are all moving towards Chinese-style internet censorship
Interactive guide: censorship in Asi
a

A customer uses computer in an internet cafe at Changzhi
A customer uses a computer in an internet cafe at Changzhi in Shanxi province, China Dissenters say the whole region is moving towards tighter web regulation. Photograph: Reuters

Governments across south-east Asia are following China's authoritarian censorship of the digital world to keep political dissent in check, the Guardian can reveal.

Vietnam, Burma, Thailand, Cambodia and the Philippines have all moved or are moving towards monitoring internet use, blocking international sites regarded as critical and ruthlessly silencing web dissidents.

• In Vietnam, the Communist party wants to be your "friend" on the state-run version of Facebook, provided you are willing to share all personal details.

• In Burma, political unrest can be silenced by cutting off the country from the internet.

• In Thailand, website moderators can face decades in jail for a posted comment they did not even write, if the government deems it injurious tothe monarchy.

While much is made of China's authoritarian attitudetowards internet access, a majority of south-east Asian governments have similar controls and , rather than relaxing restrictions on internet use, many are moving towards tighter regulation.

The Guardian has spoken to five leading bloggers across the region about the present restrictions they face and future fears.

Censorship in Asia interactive Interactive: Meet five key bloggers who fear a crackdown on freedom of expression.

Raymond Palatino, a Filipino MP and editor with Global Voices, says governments, in addition to crudely blocking websites, are starting to use arguments of morality and decency to censor access to information and quash criticism.

"There is direct censorship to block political dissent. You have repressive laws in Myanmar [Burma], in Vietnam, in Singapore. In fact I think Vietnam is catching up with China in terms of building strong firewalls to prevent dissidents from accessing critical content on the internet.

"But we also see governments using the excuse of protecting the public morality in order to censor internet content. Governments use the excuse of censoring pornography as a safe argument to make censorship acceptable to the public."

More than a decade ago, George W Bush asked people to "imagine if the internet took hold in China. Imagine how freedom would spread". But rather than emerging as a catalyst for democracy, the internet has become another way to to stifle dissent.

Palatino sees governments using the internet for their own selfish advantage. "They are learning how to prevent people for using the internet to criticise government. Instead of being a potent tool for empowering the people, the internet will be in the hands of an authoritative, repressive government."

With a population of more than 600 million, south-east Asia has about 123 million internet users. But penetration ratesvary from 0.2% in Burma and Timor-Leste to more than 80% in Brunei Darussalam and 77% in Singapore. But south-east Asian use is still dwarfed by China's384 million users.

In the Philippines, cybercrime legislation before the parliament would outlaw anything deemed obscene or indecent. Palatino says: "The laws are deliberately broad and vague so they can be used to shut down anything subversive."

Cambodia's government is seeking to monitor all internet use inside the country, by appointing the state-owned telephone company to operate the sole internet exchange.

Websites will be monitored to filter out pornography, officials say, but opponents say sites critical of the government are also likely to be blocked.

In Thailand, century-old lese-majesty legislation is combined with new computer-related crime laws, to mute criticism on the web.

Lese-majesty laws – defaming the monarchy - are imposed inconsistently in Thailand, but wielded often enough, and against defendants of sufficient profile, to stifle almost any discussion of the monarchy's role in a country riven by political factionalism. Chiranuch Premchiaporn, the editor of Thailand's English-language news website Prachatai.com, faces up to 70 years in jail for allowing the monarch to be insulted online.

The charges relate to five of 200 comments posted about an interview with a Thai man who was charged for refusing to stand for the anthem in a theatre.

Premchiaporn, known as Jiew, did not write the comments, and pulled them from the website but, according to police, allowed them to stay up ''longer than the appropriate period'', a period never defined by authorities before or since the charge.

Now on bail, the prospect of jail weighs heavily on her. "And it isn't just about 'Oh, how long I will have to spend in the cell', my whole life is uncertain. I cannot plan my life because of this legal charge, it makes everything hard."

Thailand's strict laws, and harsh punishments, have had a chilling effect on political discussion on webboards and blogs.

"I think the biggest problem in Thai media is self-censorship … but we started Prachatai for the ideals of believing in the rights of people to access information … from many sources and not be dominated by just one source," Jiew says.

Prachatai is blocked in Thailand, under order of the emergency decree after the red-shirt uprising of May. It is one of more than 100,000 websites blocked in the country. "We want to promote the rights of the people to speak up about their issues, not just only people who have a big name, or who are important in government."

In Vietnam, web-users can become "friends" with their communist government, joining the country's own version of Facebook. A trial version of go.vn was launched in May. A full version is expected online by the end of the year.

The functions are familiar to those versed in social networking. Users can update their status, post photos and links, and send messages back and forth.

There are news links, historical articles on founding father Ho Chi Minh and other revolutionary heroes, and members can also play state-approved network games (in one particularly violent example, players join a band of militants sworn to fight the spread of global capitalism).

The site is closely monitored by the government's security services, and while, for many, the attraction of the internet lies in its anonymity, to join go.vn users must submit their full names and state-issued identity numbers to the government.

The Vietnamese government says it expects to have 40 million members, half the country, in five years. Perhaps because web dissidents are dealt with so ruthlessly by the communist regime – four bloggers were recently jailed for 16 years for anti-government posts – five months on, take-up of go.vn is a bare few thousand.

Burma has one of the poorest records on internet freedom in the region.

All .mm sites and email addresses are closely monitored by the ruling military junta, and international sites banned, but the tiny internet cafes that dot the former capital, Yangon, are adept at bypassing the government's firewalls, using proxy servers to evade the censors and access banned sites.

Outfoxed on technology, the junta responds during times of stress by simply unplugging the internet, especially to stop unwelcome news getting out of the country.

At the height of the monk-led Saffron Revolution in 2007, the junta's generals shut down access completely, later claiming a break in an underwater cable had cut the country off.

With Burma heading towards its first elections in a generation early next month, and the anticipated release of political prisoner Aung San Suu Kyi a week later, there is an expectation the web blackout may be repeated.

Fidel Castro says his economic system is failing

Former Cuban president says state-run model 'doesn't even work for us' in offhand remark to US journalist Jeffrey Goldberg

Former Cuban leader Fidel Castro Fidel Castro, pictured earlier this month, criticised Cuba's state-dominated system. Photograph: Desmond Boylan/Reuters

It was a casual remark over a lunch of salad, fish and red wine but future historians are likely to parse and ponder every word: "The Cuban model doesn't even work for us any more."

Fidel Castro's nine-word confession, dropped into conversation with a visiting US journalist and policy analyst, undercuts half a century of thundering revolutionary certitude about Cuban socialism.

That the island's economy is a disaster is hardly news but that the micro-managing "maximum leader" would so breezily acknowledge it has astonished observers.

Towards the end of a long, relaxed lunch in Havana, Jeffrey Goldberg, a national correspondent for the Atlantic magazine, asked Castro if Cuba's economic system was still worth exporting. The reply left him dumbfounded. "Did the leader of the revolution just say, in essence, 'Never mind'?" Goldberg wrote on his blog.

The 84-year-old retired president did not elaborate but the implication, according to Julia Sweig, a Cuba expert from the Council on Foreign Relations who also attended the lunch, was that the state had too big a role in the economy.

Raúl Castro has been saying the same thing in public and private since succeeding his older brother two years ago. With infrastructure crumbling, food shortages acute and an average monthly salary of just $25 (£16), it has become apparent that near-total state control of the economy does not work.
But for Fidel to acknowledge the fact could be compared to Napoleon musing that the march on Moscow was not, on reflection, a great success.
"Frankly, I have been somewhat amazed by Fidel's new frankness," said Stephen Wilkinson, a Cuba expert at the London Metropolitan University. "This is the latest of a series of recent utterances that strike me as being indicative of a change in the old man's character."

The remark should not, however, be interpreted as a condemnation of socialism, added Wilkinson. "That is clearly not what he means, but it is an acknowledgement that the way in which the Cuban system is organised has to change. It is an implicit indication also that he has abdicated governing entirely to Raúl, who has argued this position for some time. We can now expect a lot more changes and perhaps more rapid changes as a consequence."

Raúl has said Cuba cannot blame the decades-old US embargo for all its economic ills and that serious reforms are needed. Fidel's statement could bolster the president's behind-the-scenes tussle with apparatchiks resisting change, said Sweig.

Agriculture has been a big disappointment. The lush Caribbean island of 11 million people could be a major food exporter but central planning and state-run co-operatives have produced chronic shortages, prompting an old, bitter joke that the revolution's three biggest failures are breakfast, lunch and dinner. Raúl's reforms are not going well: food production fell 7.5% in the first half of the year.

Once propped up by the Soviet Union, Cuba's lifeline is now cheap oil from Venezuela, where President Hugo Chávez considers Fidel a mentor.

Chávez swiftly followed another surprise statement of Castro's – accusing Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of antisemitism – with an announcement that he would meet Venezuelan Jewish leaders. The move was "a direct result of Fidel's statement", according to Goldberg.

• This article was amended on 10 September. Headings on the original characterised Fidel Castro as saying that communism does not work. This has been corrected.

Marxist reforms?

The remarks about Cuban economic policy are not the only surprise statements made recently by the former Cuban leader. Others include:
• He feels responsible for the "great injustice" of the persecution of Cuban homosexuals in the 1970s.

• He laments Jewish suffering over the centuries, defends Israel's right to exist and accuses Iran's president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of antisemitism.
• He appears to regret urging the Soviet Union to nuke the US during the 1962 missile crisis. "After I've seen what I've seen, and knowing what I know now, it wasn't worth it all."

Narco-censorship - how drug traffickers silence the Mexican media

Los Angeles Times reporter Tracy Wilkinson introduces us to a new journalistic expression: narco-censorship.
 
It's the description specific to the media's coverage of the drug war in Mexico where reporters and editors, out of fear or caution, are being forced to write either what the drug lords demand, or to remain silent by not writing anything at all.
 
In a country where journalists have been intimidated, kidnapped and killed, Wilkinson writes: "One of the devastating by-products of the carnage is the drug traffickers' chilling ability to co-opt underpaid and under-protected journalists — who are haunted by the knowledge that they are failing in their journalistic mission of informing society.
 
She quotes an editor in Reynosa, in the border state of Tamaulipas, who tells her: "You love journalism, you love the pursuit of truth, you love to perform a civic service and inform your community. But you love your life more... We don't like the silence. But it's survival."
 
An estimated 30 reporters have been killed or have disappeared since President Felipe Calderon launched a military-led offensive against the drug cartels in December 2006, making Mexico one of the deadliest countries for journalists in the world.
 
Ten days ago the UN belatedly sent its first such mission to Mexico to examine the resulting dangers to freedom of expression.
 
Few killings are ever investigated, and the climate of impunity leads to more bloodshed, says an upcoming report from the New York-based Committee to Protect Journalists.   "It is not a lack of valour on the part of the journalists. It is a lack of backing," says broadcaster Jaime Aguirre. "If they kill me, nothing happens."
 
When a large drug gang attacked an army garrison in Reynosa in April, trapping soldiers inside, it was front- page news in the Los Angeles Times. It went unreported in Reynosa.
 
Reporters and editors say they routinely receive telephoned warnings when they publish something the traffickers don't like. More often, knowing their publications are being watched and their newsrooms infiltrated, they avoid publishing anything considered risky.
 
Social media networks, such as Twitter, have filled some of the breach, with residents frantically sending danger alerts.   And a secretive "narco blog" has started posting numerous videos of henchmen and their victims. But traffickers also use social media to spread rumours and stoke panic.
 
In Durango, where more newsmen were killed in 2009 than in any other state, broadcast reporter Ruben Cardenas says journalists can no longer do their job.

Blood diamonds and Charles Taylor: the inside story

The 'blood diamonds' trade, which is at the heart of the war-crimes trial of Charles Taylor, ex-president of Liberia - in which Naomi Campbell has become embroiled - was partly run by his brother-in-law, Cindor Reeves. In this exclusive interview he tells Colin Freeman about his role 

By Colin Freeman   15.08.2010
The 'blood diamonds' trade, which is at the heart of the war-crimes trial of Charles Taylor, ex-president of Liberia - in which Naomi Campbell has become embroiled - was partly run by his brother-in-law, Cindor Reeves. In this exclusive interview he tells Colin Freeman about his role
The now infamous dinner with Naomi Campbell, Charles Taylor and Mia Farrow Photo: REX
If it weren't for the supermodel sideshow, the world's press wouldn't be interested in this trial
Naomi Campbell giving evdience to the war crimes trial of Charles Taylor Photo: AP
 
Should Naomi Campbell ever wish for some more dodgy diamonds to grace her supermodel limbs, Cindor Reeves knows the right people to call. It is a long way from his new home in Canada to the war-ravaged gem fields of his native West Africa, and a long time since the trade in "blood diamonds" was officially banned, but as long as Ms Campbell sticks to her habit of not asking where they came from, he says a deal could probably be done.
 
"I tell you, I could get on the phone to people out there tomorrow, and they will fly them to wherever you want," he says, shaking his head. "They are supposed to have brought this trade under control, but it still goes on, and as long as it does, we will have wars in Africa."

Related Articles

On the subject of illegal gemstones, it is fair to say that Mr Reeves is uniquely well connected, even if many of his best contacts are now either dead, on the run, or in jail.
 
The tall, quietly spoken 38-year-old is the brother-in-law, no less, of Charles Taylor, the Liberian dictator who gave Ms Campbell a gift of uncut diamonds in 1997, according to her recent testimony at his war crimes trial in the Hague.  For four turbulent years, he was at the centre of the blood diamonds trade, acting as Taylor's personal envoy in his infamous arms-for-gems deals with the rebels in next door Sierra Leone, whose drug-crazed recruits raped, maimed and slaughtered their way through a war that claimed some 150,000 lives.
 
As such, he also knows about the appalling price in human misery that was paid so that "the chief", as his brother-in-law was known, could flatter pretty girls at parties. The gifts Taylor used to hand out to the likes of Ms Campbell were the proceeds of dozens of clandestine trips that Mr Reeves made into the Sierra Leone bush, where he would swap truckloads of weapons for tiny but highly valuable packages of stones, many from rebel-held mines being run as virtual slave camps.
 
Today, though, Mr Reeves' diamond smuggling days are over. Appalled by the slaughter that the trade was fuelling, in 2001 he turned against his own family and secretly approached the UN-backed Special Court for Sierra Leone, providing inside information that helped build much of the prosecution case against the former president and his cronies. He claims Taylor tried to have a hit squad kill him before he left Africa, and after an attempted kidnapping in Paris in 2004, allegedly conducted by a notorious Ukrainian arms dealer, he fled to Canada.
 
Today, rather like the Mafioso-turned-informant Henry Hill, whose life was depicted in the film Goodfellas, he lives in suburban anonymity, although even here his mobile phone still rings with death threats.
 
"Taylor still has a lot of supporters," he told me, looking out over a street lined with station wagons, neatly kept lawns and garages with basketball hoops. "Nobody has done anything yet, but they tell me they know where my kids go to school."
 
Last week, though, on condition that his location was not disclosed, Mr Reeves agreed to an interview with The Sunday Telegraph, shedding first-hand light on the violent, sordid world that Ms Campbell became the chance beneficiary of during her meeting with Taylor at a party at Nelson Mandela's house in 1997.
 
While the supermodel professed almost complete ignorance of the blood gems trade, describing Taylor's gift only as "dirty pebbles", Mr Reeves saw its every facet: the psychotic rebel commanders who ran the mines, the traumatised civilians forced to work in them, and the networks of shady middlemen who connected the trade with the outside world, including arms dealers and alleged agents of both al-Qaeda and Hezbollah.
 
His story begins at a more innocent time, however, back in the early 1980s, when Taylor, then a senior figure in Liberia's military government, married Mr Reeves's elder sister Agnes. Then, as now, Mr Reeves recalls his brother-in-law as someone who was generous with gifts but ruthless if crossed: the uniformed figure who would buy him ice cream and sweets once beat up one of Agnes's other suitors in front of him.
 
After being sacked for embezzlement and banished to the US, where he served time in jail, Taylor returned to Liberia to fight his way to power with a guerrilla army. During the 1990s he also backed the Revolutionary United Front rebels in neighbouring Sierra Leone, whose troops were notorious for recruiting child soldiers into their ranks and mutilating civilians.
 
One reason for his support for such a brutal movement was that Taylor was a pal of the RUF leader, Foday Sankoh, who had trained with him in Libya as part of Colonel Gaddafi's now defunct programme for grooming foreign revolutionaries.
 
Another, though, was that the RUF had seized control of some of the richest diamond fields in the world, Sierra Leone being one of the rare spots on the planet where they practically spring up out of the ground.   "A rough diamond looks a bit like a sugar lump, it's only when you wash it and the sunlight hits it that you see the gemstone beneath," said Mr Reeves, his eyes gleaming a little. "The diamonds from Sierra Leone are like no others. They are much less rough than those from Angola, South Africa or Australia – all they need is a little cutting."
 
While diamonds in other countries are mostly accessible only by mining firms, in Sierra Leone they can be dug by anyone with a spade and panning set. The result, in such a poor, weakly-governed country, has for decades been an anarchic free-for-all, from which criminal gangs and armed groups have grown powerful.
 
Ironically, it was to inject a little honesty and transparency into the business that Taylor first recruited his brother-in-law. The Liberian leader was already thought to be earning millions from the trade, funding a lifestyle that included designer suits, Mercedes cars, his own personal throne and at least 30 children by different women.
 
However, he grew exasperated at the way his diamond packages were often pilfered in transit, and turned to his relative as one of the few people he felt he could trust. From 1998 onwards, Mr Reeves would accompany a heavily armed convoy that would drive along the sunbaked tracks into Sierra Leone's RUF strongholds, trade weapons and ammunition for diamonds, and then ensure that every stone came home accounted for.
 
None of the parties involved in these deals were the kind of people whom it was wise to double-cross. On Mr Reeves's side was Taylor's diamond-buyer, a Senegalese-born jihadist who had fought the Soviets in Afghanistan and trained with Hezbollah, plus members of the president's feared "special security service". On the RUF side was commander Sam "Mosquito" Bockarie, a former disco-dancer and hairdresser known for his fondness for hacking off the limbs, ears and lips of his victims. His footsoldiers, meanwhile, had a fondness for drink and marijuana.
 
"Commanders would come in with parcels of diamonds wrapped in paper and tied with Scotch tape," said Mr Reeves. "We would meet in Bockarie's house and then stick a chair in the middle of the room for the diamonds to be counted on, with a white sheet draped underneath so that if any got dropped we could see them. Then I would declare how many we had received, and Bockarie would tell the commanders, 'Look, President Taylor's brother-in-law is here in person, so nothing is going to go missing'."
 
As Taylor's own emissary, Mr Reeves had little fear of being robbed en route: in his possession was a special ID card identifying him as a member of the First Family, which guaranteed him passage through any militia checkpoint, and warned that he should not be "molested" in any way.
 
Even so, he would never let the diamonds out of his sight. "At night, I would put them in my front pocket and sleep face down so that nobody could get at them, although any robber would have been crazy to try. The guards would have shot them if they saw so much as a movement in the bushes."
 
Back in the crumbling Liberian capital, Monrovia, Mr Reeves would deliver the packages to Taylor: in similar fashion to the delivery to Naomi Campbell, the president preferred the hand-over to be done in the small hours. The stones duly checked by an expert, Taylor would then call the international dealers he retained, who included members of the Lebanese diaspora that has long operated all over Africa, and Europeans connected to the diamond market in Antwerp.
 
All had a remarkable ability to summon millions of dollars in cash at short notice, although if they ran short, Taylor was always happy to help. On one occasion, when a buyer turned up with $240,000 in travellers' cheques, his security men forced a bank in Monrovia to cash the lot on the spot. "They didn't normally take travellers' cheques, but were told that this particular 'tourist' was special," Mr Reeves recalled.
 
On one occasion in 1999, Mr Reeves even accompanied a dealer to Antwerp, where a dozen local diamantaires were invited to submit sealed bids for a pile of stones laid out in the middle of a hotel room. The dealer pocketed $2.35 million that afternoon, with no questions asked. "It was long before anybody knew about blood diamonds," said Mr Reeve. "As far as they were concerned, there was nothing wrong at all."
 
He knew otherwise, having visited the RUF-controlled mines, where men, women and children were being conscripted to work in appalling conditions. "It was horrific – at one point I saw three or four guards beating a guy with their rifle butts just because he had stopped for a drink of water. They thought he was trying to steal a diamond, and at one point they were going to force-feed him laxative so that it would come out. When I saw that with my own eyes, I began to realise just how bad it all was."
 
Despite the danger it put him in, Mr Reeves quietly turned supergrass, working with prosecutors from the special court, and, allegedly, with Britain's M16. He handed them records of every transaction he had done, and during field trips began to gather evidence of the atrocities carried out by militia commanders. While he is not expected to give direct evidence to the Hague court, owing partly to a falling-out over the way court officials handled his witness protection provision, he is one of the key sources of information for a trial in which very few people have been brave enough to tell the truth. Among those who have been afraid to do so, he reckons, is Ms Campbell, who denied in court knowing that the stones she got were actually from Mr Taylor. "You could see the fear in her eyes, because she knows who Taylor is now," he said.
 
Mr Reeves was surprised to hear testimony that he told bodyguards to give her the diamonds in the middle of the night. "For one thing, she is a supermodel – strangers wouldn't be allowed to come knocking on her bedroom door just like that. And Taylor is a flamboyant character – he would want to give her the diamonds in person, because he liked impressing people.
 
If fact, if she hadn't been there, he would have probably given them to Nelson Mandela."

Revealed: brutal guide to punishing jailed youths (UK)

• 'Drive fingers into groin', says prison service manual
• Disclosures follow parents' freedom of information fight

Carol Pounder Carol Pounder from Burnley, whose 14-year-old son Adam Rickwood was found dead at Hassockfield secure training centre in County Durham in August 2004. Photograph: Christopher Thomond

Shocking details of techniques used to inflict pain deliberately on children in privately run jails have been revealed for the first time in a government document obtained by the Observer.

Some of the restraint and self-defence measures approved by the Ministry of Justice include ramming knuckles into ribs and raking shoes down the shins. Other extraordinary passages in the previously secret manual, Physical Control in Care, authorise staff to:

■ "Use an inverted knuckle into the trainee's sternum and drive inward and upward."

■ "Continue to carry alternate elbow strikes to the young person's ribs until a release is achieved."

■ "Drive straight fingers into the young person's face, and then quickly drive the straightened fingers of the same hand downwards into the young person's groin area."

The disclosure of the prison service manual follows a five-year freedom of information battle. The manual was condemned last night by campaigners as "state authorisation of institutionalised child abuse".

Published by the HM Prison Service in 2005 and classified as a restricted government document, the manual guides staff on what restraint and self-defence techniques are authorised for use on children as young as 12 in secure training centres. The centres are purpose-built facilities for young offenders up to the age of 17 and run by private firms under government contracts.

Instructions to staff warn that the techniques risk giving children a "fracture to the skull" and "temporary or permanent blindness caused by rupture to eyeball or detached retina".

The guidance, designed to cope with unruly children, also acknowledges that the measures could cause asphyxia. One passage, explaining how to administer a head-hold on children, adds that "if breathing is compromised the situation ceases to be a restraint and becomes a medical emergency".
Carolyne Willow, national co-ordinator of the Children's Rights Alliance for England (CRAE), which led the campaign for disclosure following the deaths of two teenage boys in secure training centres, said: "The manual is deeply disturbing and stands as state authorisation of institutionalised child abuse. What made former ministers believe that children as young as 12 could get so out of control so often that staff should be taught how to ram their knuckles into their rib cages? Would we allow paediatricians, teachers or children's home staff to be trained in how to deliberately hurt and humiliate children?"

The campaign for publication began following the deaths of Gareth Myatt and Adam Rickwood. Myatt, 15, died while being held down by three staff at Rainsbrook Secure Training Centre in Warwickshire. Myatt choked on his own vomit and died.

In the same year, 2004, 14-year-old Rickwood, from Burnley, hanged himself at the Hassockfield Secure Training Centre in County Durham. A judge ruled last year that the carers who restrained Rickwood shortly before his death had used unlawful force.

His mother, Carol Pounder, was said to be "relieved" that other parents would now know the truth behind the use of restraint.

Deborah Coles, co-director of the charity Inquest, which campaigns on the issue of contentious deaths in custody, claimed their deaths emanated from a "culture of obfuscation, secrecy and complacency… in which dangerous, unlawful and ultimately lethal practices continued unchecked".

Earlier this month the government was prepared to go to a tribunal to fight against the disclosure of the manual, despite the information commissioner ruling that the public interest was so grave the document should be released. The Ministry of Justice backed down and last week released the entire 119-page document. Previously, officials had even refused to give a copy to the parliamentary human rights committee.

Phillip Noyes, director of strategy and development at the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children, said: "These shocking revelations graphically illustrate the cruel and degrading violence inflicted at times on children in custody. On occasions these restraint techniques have resulted in children suffering broken arms, noses, wrists and fingers. Painful restraint is a clear breach of children's human rights against some of the most vulnerable youngsters in society and does not have a place in decent society."

One former manager of a secure children's home with almost 20 years' experience said the revelations were "horrifying" and described the self-defence techniques as "child abuse".

"Nose distraction" techniques – sharp blows to the nose – have already been found by the Court of Appeal to have been routinely and unlawfully used in at least one centre.

The legal director for CRAE, Katy Swaine, said the contents of the manual offered evidence that the treatment of children in secure training centres had contravened human rights laws. She said: "The guidance given in this state-authorised manual violates human rights because it allows staff to deliberately hurt children outside cases of life-threatening necessity."
During the 12 months up to March 2009, restraint was used 1,776 times in the UK's four secure training centres.

Sir Al Aynsley-Green, the former children's commissioner for England and emeritus professor of child health at University College London, said: "It's time the whole country knows what is going on under their noses. This is just part of a brutal system, and we welcome the fact this is finally in the open."
Malcolm Stevens, a former government policy adviser and director of secure training centres who helped to develop the government's guidance for staff working in secure centres during the 1990s, said he could not understand why pain-inducing techniques were endorsed. He said: "I have never seen the need to use pain-compliant techniques, and after 15 years my view has not changed. I have no truck with distraction techniques."

The document also describes the application of steel handcuffs: children are forced to "adopt a kneeling position" while a second staff member "takes control of the head" by grabbing the back of the neck while cupping the chin.

Willow, who has drawn up 30 parliamentary questions to be tabled by MPs this week to ascertain how many times these self-defence techniques have been used in the past five years, said: "The ritualistic humiliation of making children kneel down to get handcuffs on and off is truly sickening and a clear abuse of human rights. Techniques include holding a 'child's forehead to the floor with another hand on the back of the neck'."

The Ministry of Justice said: "For young people under 18, the use of restraint is always a last resort. But where young people's behaviour puts themselves or others at serious risk, staff need to be able to intervene effectively, to protect the safety of all involved." The ministry added that the manual "is an aid for instructors" who train staff on the use of restraint techniques.

Classified documents reveal UK's role in abuse of its own citizens

Previously secret papers show true extent of involvement in abduction and torture following al-Qaida attacks of 2001

Former Guantanamo Bay detainees Omar Deghayes, Binyam Mohamed and Martin Mubanga. Former Guantanamo Bay detainees Omar Deghayes, Binyam Mohamed and Martin Mubanga. MI5 officers interviewed Omar Deghayes in Afghanistan Kabul for three hours on the evening of 3 July 2002. He commented that he was treated better by the Pakistanis. Photograph: AFP/Getty Images/Reuters/PA

The true extent of the Labour government's involvement in the illegal abduction and torture of its own citizens after the al-Qaida attacks of September 2001 has been spelled out in stark detail with the disclosure during high court proceedings of a mass of highly classified documents.

Previously secret papers that have been disclosed include a number implicating Tony Blair's office in many of the events that are to be the subject of the judicial inquiry that David Cameron announced last week.

Among the most damning documents are a series of interrogation reports from MI5 officers that betray their disregard for the suffering of a British resident whom they were questioning at a US airbase in Afghanistan. The documents also show that the officers were content to see the mistreatment continue.

One of the most startling documents is chapter 32 of MI6's general procedural manual, entitled "Detainees and Detention Operations", which advises officers that among the "particular sensitivities" they need to consider before becoming directly involved in an operation to detain a terrorism suspect is the question of whether "detention, rather than killing, is the objective of the operation".

Other disclosed documents show how:

• The Foreign Office decided in January 2002 that the transfer of British citizens from Afghanistan to Guantánamo was its "preferred option".

• Jack Straw asked for that rendition to be delayed until MI5 had been able to interrogate those citizens.

• Downing Street was said to have overruled FO attempts to provide a British citizen detained in Zambia with consular support in an attempt to prevent his return to the UK, with the result that he too was "rendered" to Guantánamo.

The papers have been disclosed as a result of civil proceedings brought by six former Guantánamo inmates against MI5 and MI6, the Home Office, the Foreign Office, and the Attorney General's Office, which they allege were complicit in their illegal detention and torture.

The government has been responding to disclosure requests by maintaining that it has identified up to 500,000 documents that may be relevant, and says it has deployed 60 lawyers to scrutinise them, a process that it suggests could take until the end of the decade. It has failed to hand over many of the documents that the men's lawyers have asked for, and on Friday failed to meet a deadline imposed by the high court for the disclosure of the secret interrogation policy that governed MI5 and MI6 officers between 2004 and earlier this year.

So far just 900 papers have been disclosed, and these have included batches of press cuttings and copies of government reports that were published several years ago. However, a number of highly revealing documents are among the released papers, as well as fragments of heavily censored emails, memos and policy documents.

Some are difficult to decipher, but together they paint a picture of a government that was determined not only to stand shoulder to shoulder with the United States as it embarked upon its programme of "extraordinary rendition" and torture of terrorism suspects in the immediate aftermath of 9/11, but to actively participate in that programme.

In May, after the appeal court dismissed attempts to suppress evidence of complicity in their mistreatment, the government indicated that it would attempt to settle out of court.

Today the government failed in an attempt to bring a temporary halt to the proceedings that have resulted in the disclosure of the documents. Its lawyers argued that the case should be delayed while attempts were made to mediate with the six men, in the hope that their claims could be withdrawn in advance of the judicial inquiry. Lawyers for the former Guantánamo inmates said it was far from certain that mediation would succeed, and insisted the disclosure process continue.

In rejecting the government's application, the court said it had considered the need for its lawyers to press ahead with the task of processing the 500,000 documents in any event, as the cases of the six men are among those that will be considered by the inquiry headed by Sir Peter Gibson. Last week, in announcing the inquiry, Cameron told MPs: "This inquiry will be able to look at all the information relevant to its work, including secret information. It will have access to all relevant government papers – including those held by the intelligence services."

Cameron also made clear that the sort of material that has so far been made public with the limited disclosure in the Guantánamo cases would be kept firmly under wraps during the inquiry. "Let's be frank, it is not possible to have a full public inquiry into something that is meant to be secret," he said. "So any intelligence material provided to the inquiry panel will not be made public and nor will intelligence officers be asked to give evidence in public."
The coalition government is anxious to draw a line under what is currently described in Whitehall as "detainee legacy issues". It hopes that mediation, followed by the inquiry, will lift the burden of litigation that it is currently facing while restoring public confidence in MI5 and MI6.

It also wishes to preserve what it calls "liaison relationships" – operational links with overseas intelligence agencies, including those known to use torture – on the grounds that they are a vital part of the country's counter-terrorism strategy.

Zimbabwe's street-children challenge the illusion of change

Child scavengers in Harare bear tragic witness to how little has changed in a society brutalised by Robert Mugabe's cynical rule

Homeless woman Kudzai Mupereki Kudzai Mupereki, 19, a homeless woman in Harare, is eight-months pregnant. Photograph: Tracy McVeigh

Rotting food scraps picked out of the dirt and the bins of the backstreets of Harare are piled together in a slimy heap on the ground with torn cardboard as a serving plate.

Elias, 15, squats and pushes both hands into the pile, scooping out a chunk of something pink. He gnaws on it, then shouts: "Dinner! Come and eat."

The other boys shush him. "The police will come," says Lloyd, "and we will have to run." There are more than 20 of them, gathered on a small piece of waste ground around a thin fire. The youngest is 8, the eldest 18. Lloyd used to have a blanket, but the police took it last time he was rounded up. He is among the older children who have been living on the streets since President Robert Mugabe's infamous Operation Murambatsvina, the slum clearances that began in 2005 and left hundreds homeless. But now they are seeing new, younger kids drifting in day after day from the countryside, looking for protection and a share of whatever has been scavenged or stolen or begged.

"Zimbabwean society is splintering, breaking, the family is not working the way it used to," said an official at the ministry of health. "The gap is increasing between the rich and the poor, the middle classes are moving out into the high-density suburbs where the poor used to live, and the poor are ending up on the streets."

At the Makumbi children's home, half an hour's drive from the city, Sister Alois is upset to report she has had to turn away three abandoned babies brought in by social workers in the last week.

"More and more children abandoned, it's not the African way. There are so many now. They are being left in the bush, some are eaten by the ants," said the nun, who has always been strict on taking in a manageable number of orphans to give each child the best possible chance: 10 children to each of her "house mothers". She says "poverty, and poverty leading to girls being abused", is the cause.

But after years of financial mismanagement at the hands of an ageing dictator and his corrupt cronies that saw this country decline into chaos amid food and energy shortages, sky-high inflation and political violence, Zimbabwe is entering a new era. In the two years since the election that nearly tore the country apart before resulting in a national unity government between Mugabe and opposition leaders Morgan Tsvangirai and Arthur Mutambara, there have been dramatic changes.

There is food on the shelves now, and the trillion-dollar banknotes are gone. Since 2009 citizens have been free to use the South African rand or the US dollar, and all do. A human rights commission has been sworn in. A media commission has licensed newspapers independent of government control and one, Newsday, began publishing this month. There are more cars on the road, some traffic lights work and the big four-wheeled drives no longer mainly have white faces behind the wheel. Vast diamond fields discovered at Marange have the potential to bring prosperity, and work on a new constitution is under way.

But what has really changed? Zimbabweans still top the world list of asylum-seekers. On Monday, Mugabe was ranked the world's second-worst dictator behind Kim Jong-il of North Korea, and Zimbabwe rated in the top 10 failed states.

The report by the US-based Fund for Peace stated: "Mugabe has arrested and tortured the opposition, squeezed his economy into astounding negative growth and billion-percent inflation, and funnelled off a juicy cut for himself using currency manipulation and offshore accounts."

On Thursday, the international watchdog, the Kimberley Process, failed to reach agreement on Zimbabwe's diamonds, concerned at human rights abuses and corruption. So the ban on the country exporting diamonds remains in place. And Mugabe's government remains disdainful of international opinion.

 The mines minister, Obert Mpofu, responded by saying Zimbabwe would sell them anyway. "Those of you who dream of regime change," he told his critics, "there will never be regime change in Zimbabwe. We fought for our liberation and we are ready to fight again."

Tsvangirai has been accused of ineffectual leadership, of doing the "Mugabe shuffle" – making small changes that mean nothing for the people. As one businessman told the Observer: "There is a saying in Shona, 'It's best to take an enemy inside your hut and there kill him'. That is what Mugabe has done to Tsvangirai. We are betrayed."

The government is in another paralysis of disagreement, with reports that Tsvangirai and Mugabe are not speaking. The state newspaper last week ran a front-page picture of the recently widowed Tsvangirai sitting near a woman it alleged was his new girlfriend. Rumours abound of MDC officials accepting farms from Mugabe just as he rewards the loyalty of his own Zanu-PF officials. The suggestion is denied vehemently, but worn-out Zimbabweans believe it.

The controversies and rumours are helping to raise the profile of a new player on the field. Zapu, the party of the late liberation hero Joshua Nkomo, has officially extricated itself from Zanu-PF and is showing signs of winning support outside its Matabeleland stronghold.

"Their pockets and their necks are getting fatter, there is no difference between the MDC and Zanu any more," Dr Dumiso Dabengwa, interim chairman of Zapu, said, insisting that cross-tribal support was already coming their way.

And while the political leaders are failing to fix a broken Zimbabwe, those who try to help on the streets are overwhelmed by the scale of the country's problems. A charity operating to help the growing bands of homeless children, Streets Ahead, is a drop-in day centre where kids can come and wash, attend art and drama classes, have a meal. Staff used to do night outreach work to find kids newly arrived on the city streets before the pimps and the abusers got to them, but donations are drying up. "So many kids we could take back home now, but we don't have the money or the truck to take them," said outreach worker Pauline Manigo, close to tears.

Duduzile Moyo, executive director of the centre, said: "We are soldiering on. The donations are scaling back big time, economic pressures everywhere. But it is the same pressures that are causing the problems that mean we cannot fix them." A census in August found 705 children living in Harare's city centre. "Poverty is the underlying cause and the economic downturn is making everything worse. We are seeing new kids arriving all the time now. The gap between the rich and the poor is getting very wide now."

A 34-year-old woman, in a retail management job, told of her despair that she was about to give up her small flat to move to the sprawling townships around the city where electricity and running water are seen as a luxury, not a necessity.

"I have always worked hard, always. But now I just don't know how I can manage any more, so I am going to have to move out. My wages have been cut and cut and now my rent is $300 a month and my income is $320.
"I am middle-class, my parents had a nice house, but if I want my kids to go to school then they're not going to have a nice house."

But her two children are still luckier than some. A few streets away, at a bus stop, a row of bodies are huddled under thin sheets. Connie Tatianashe is four months pregnant. Her three-year-old son sleeps by her side. They lost their home because her husband had to take a pay cut while the rents just kept on rising. Beside her, a shivering girl called Memory Muringai looks younger than the 13 she claims to be and has been here only a few days. So far none of the older boys has claimed her as a "girlfriend".

"I asked the bus driver and he brought me here, to Harare," she says. "My father died and my stepmother poured hot water on my back, so I ran away to find my aunt, but I can't find her. The shop owners gave me something to eat, but the boys chase me away. I am cold and I am scared."

The UK-based charity Street Invest supports Streets Ahead and other similar projects worldwide.

G20 summit: A moment missed  The Guardian 29.06.2010.

It is not yet 15 months since the G20 economic powers met in London to co-ordinate global action against the financial crisis and the recession. But it feels more like 15 years. When the London summit ended, Gordon Brown invoked a shared sense of historic crisis and spoke grandly of the world coming together to deal with it. He promised long-lasting plans, with shining new global financial architecture supported by committed alliances. 

Prosperity was indivisible, he intoned. Global problems had to be addressed by global solutions. We were witnessing a new consensus among the nations, a common approach, and even the birth of a new world order laying the foundations of a progressive era of international co-operation.

How terribly 2009 all that now seems. Reading the Toronto G20 summit declaration and, even more, listening to David Cameron's report to MPs about the summit yesterday, it was difficult to accept that the new prime minister has just attended a meeting of the same group of nations.

The G20, once so unified and mighty in Mr Brown's vision, seemed to have shrunk in Mr Cameron's into a dull working seminar in which the participants gave their reports but let one another get on with their own national business. It was still the right forum for discussing vital economic issues, the prime minister allowed. But all the weekend summitry – which included a G8 meeting and a series of leaders' get-togethers in the margins – added up not so much to a new world order as to "a good opportunity to build Britain's bilateral relationships" – marred only by watching the football in the company of Chancellor Merkel. It says a lot about the new government's approach that MPs spent more of their time after listening to Mr Cameron's report talking about Afghanistan than they did about the world economy.

Mr Brown's inability to participate in any summit without boasting that it had all jumped to his masterly tune grew extremely wearisome. But Mr Cameron's general insouciance about the G20, while refreshing in a way and authentically Tory, risks going too far in the opposite direction. It is certainly no bad thing to jettison some of the excessive claims about the G20 process.

There is also a need, as the government is hinting, to scale down the cost and disruption of summitry generally. Yet there is little doubt that if the G20 did not exist it would have to be invented. It was born out of twin necessities – first to widen the share of responsibility for international financial decision-making from the industrial powers that made up the increasingly ineffective G8 and, second, to confront the collapse of the banking system and of world trade. Neither of these problems has gone away. Nor has the importance of an institution that can deal with the world's chronic economic imbalances on something more than a crisis management basis.

Mr Cameron's attempt to claim that the main outcome of the G20 was that the other 19 gave their blessing to British and European deficit reduction programmes is misleading. The Toronto text certainly signs off in a general sense on the fiscal consolidation in last week's budget. Yet the text also insists that such measures must be growth-friendly and repeats that the G20's highest priorities are to boost demand and rebalance growth. This is certainly not the impression that Mr Cameron, with his deficit cutting preoccupation, either gave or wished to give.

It all adds to the concern that the G20 has flunked too many big issues. Philosophical and practical divides about fiscal strategy are deeper than before. Other divisions continue between countries whose banks are healthy and those whose banks are not. It is hard not to feel that the Toronto G20 missed its moment. In the past the G20 aimed too high and promised too much. In 2010 the risk is the reverse, that it has aimed too low and promised too little for a still fragile and volatile global economy.

David Willetts hints that university students will face higher fees

Students should consider university fees 'more as an obligation to pay higher income tax' than a debt

Jessica Shepherd, education correspondent guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 09.06.2010

Vince Cable and David Willetts  Vince Cable and David Willetts arrive to attend the weekly cabinet meeting at 10 Downing Street. Photograph: Leon Neal/AFP/Getty Images

The universities minister tonight gave his clearest indication yet that students could soon be forced to pay higher tuition fees.

In an interview with the Guardian, David Willetts warned that the cost of hundreds of thousands of students' degree courses was a "burden on the taxpayer that had to be tackled".

Willetts said he did not want to pre-empt the recommendations of Lord Browne's independent review into whether fees should rise from £3,225 a year. But he added that students should consider university fees "more as an obligation to pay higher income tax" than a debt.
His words angered the National Union of Students (NUS), whose president-elect, Aaron Porter, said Willetts had failed to understand that graduates were leaving with debts of £22,000 on average and that this felt "very much like debt to them".
A debate over fees will cause huge divisions in the coalition government. While Willetts has strongly suggested they might rise, the Liberal Democrats have promised to scrap "unfair" tuition fees.
Willetts said the system – whereby universities charge fees, the Student Loans Company pays them and students repay only when they have graduated and earn over £15,000 a year – was "unsustainable" and in need of "radical change".
Labour had "catastrophically failed" to explain to students how the system worked, he said, and the universities were given too few incentives to focus on excellent teaching, he added.
"It is not a matter of simply changing the fees," he said. "The system doesn't contain strong incentives for universities to focus on teaching and the student experience, as opposed to research."

Nick Clegg, the Lib Dem leader, and Vince Cable his former deputy have pledged not to vote in favour of higher fees. To avoid division, the coalition government has agreed to allow Lib Dems to abstain from voting on the issue in parliament. The review into fees, which is being led by Browne, the former chief executive of BP , is likely to report in the autumn.

A coalition document, published last month, outlined the government's priorities. It included ensuring the sector was properly funded, increasing social mobility and advancing scholarship. Ahead of a speech he will give to Oxford Brookes University tomorrow, Willetts said: "The so-called debt [students] have is more like an obligation to pay higher income tax."

He said he had asked the Higher Education Funding Council for England to write to all higher education institutions requesting they publish their records of how many graduates are in jobs and how they prepare students for the workplace.The aim is to have the information ready for 2011, he said.

He added that he wanted teenagers to consider apprenticeships as a possible route into higher education.

Nigeria's agony dwarfs the Gulf oil spill. The US and Europe ignore it

The Deepwater Horizon disaster caused headlines around the world, yet the people who live in the Niger delta have had to live with environmental catastrophes for decades


Burning pipeline, Lagos

A ruptured pipeline burns in a Lagos suburb after an explosion in 2008 which killed at least 100 people. Photograph: George Esiri/Reuters

 

We reached the edge of the oil spill near the Nigerian village of Otuegwe after a long hike through cassava plantations. Ahead of us lay swamp. We waded into the warm tropical water and began swimming, cameras and notebooks held above our heads. We could smell the oil long before we saw it – the stench of garage forecourts and rotting vegetation hanging thickly in the air.

The farther we travelled, the more nauseous it became. Soon we were swimming in pools of light Nigerian crude, the best-quality oil in the world. One of the many hundreds of 40-year-old pipelines that cris-cross the Niger delta had corroded and spewed oil for several months.

Forest and farmland were now covered in a sheen of greasy oil. Drinking wells were polluted and people were distraught. No one knew how much oil had leaked. "We lost our nets, huts and fishing pots," said Chief Promise, village leader of Otuegwe and our guide. "This is where we fished and farmed. We have lost our forest. We told Shell of the spill within days, but they did nothing for six months."

That was the Niger delta a few years ago, where, according to Nigerian academics, writers and environment groups, oil companies have acted with such impunity and recklessness that much of the region has been devastated by leaks.

In fact, more oil is spilled from the delta's network of terminals, pipes, pumping stations and oil platforms every year than has been lost in the Gulf of Mexico, the site of a major ecological catastrophe caused by oil that has poured from a leak triggered by the explosion that wrecked BP's Deepwater Horizon rig last month.

That disaster, which claimed the lives of 11 rig workers, has made headlines round the world. By contrast, little information has emerged about the damage inflicted on the Niger delta. Yet the destruction there provides us with a far more accurate picture of the price we have to pay for drilling oil today.

On 1 May this year a ruptured ExxonMobil pipeline in the state of Akwa Ibom spilled more than a million gallons into the delta over seven days before the leak was stopped. Local people demonstrated against the company but say they were attacked by security guards. Community leaders are now demanding $1bn in compensation for the illness and loss of livelihood they suffered. Few expect they will succeed. In the meantime, thick balls of tar are being washed up along the coast.

Within days of the Ibeno spill, thousands of barrels of oil were spilled when the nearby Shell Trans Niger pipeline was attacked by rebels. A few days after that, a large oil slick was found floating on Lake Adibawa in Bayelsa state and another in Ogoniland. "We are faced with incessant oil spills from rusty pipes, some of which are 40 years old," said Bonny Otavie, a Bayelsa MP.

This point was backed by Williams Mkpa, a community leader in Ibeno: "Oil companies do not value our life; they want us to all die. In the past two years, we have experienced 10 oil spills and fishermen can no longer sustain their families. It is not tolerable."

With 606 oilfields, the Niger delta supplies 40% of all the crude the United States imports and is the world capital of oil pollution. Life expectancy in its rural communities, half of which have no access to clean water, has fallen to little more than 40 years over the past two generations. Locals blame the oil that pollutes their land and can scarcely believe the contrast with the steps taken by BP and the US government to try to stop the Gulf oil leak and to protect the Louisiana shoreline from pollution.

"If this Gulf accident had happened in Nigeria, neither the government nor the company would have paid much attention," said the writer Ben Ikari, a member of the Ogoni people. "This kind of spill happens all the time in the delta."

"The oil companies just ignore it. The lawmakers do not care and people must live with pollution daily. The situation is now worse than it was 30 years ago. Nothing is changing. When I see the efforts that are being made in the US I feel a great sense of sadness at the double standards. What they do in the US or in Europe is very different."

"We see frantic efforts being made to stop the spill in the US," said Nnimo Bassey, Nigerian head of Friends of the Earth International. "But in Nigeria, oil companies largely ignore their spills, cover them up and destroy people's livelihood and environments. The Gulf spill can be seen as a metaphor for what is happening daily in the oilfields of Nigeria and other parts of Africa.
 
"This has gone on for 50 years in Nigeria. People depend completely on the environment for their drinking water and farming and fishing. They are amazed that the president of the US can be making speeches daily, because in Nigeria people there would not hear a whimper," he said.

It is impossible to know how much oil is spilled in the Niger delta each year because the companies and the government keep that secret. However, two major independent investigations over the past four years suggest that as much is spilled at sea, in the swamps and on land every year as has been lost in the Gulf of Mexico so far.

One report, compiled by WWF UK, the World Conservation Union and representatives from the Nigerian federal government and the Nigerian Conservation Foundation, calculated in 2006 that up to 1.5m tons of oil – 50 times the pollution unleashed in the Exxon Valdez tanker disaster in Alaska – has been spilled in the delta over the past half century. Last year Amnesty calculated that the equivalent of at least 9m barrels of oil was spilled and accused the oil companies of a human rights outrage.

According to Nigerian federal government figures, there were more than 7,000 spills between 1970 and 2000, and there are 2,000 official major spillages sites, many going back decades, with thousands of smaller ones still waiting to be cleared up. More than 1,000 spill cases have been filed against Shell alone.

Last month Shell admitted to spilling 14,000 tonnes of oil in 2009. The majority, said the company, was lost through two incidents – one in which the company claims that thieves damaged a wellhead at its Odidi field and another where militants bombed the Trans Escravos pipeline.

Shell, which works in partnership with the Nigerian government in the delta, says that 98% of all its oil spills are caused by vandalism, theft or sabotage by militants and only a minimal amount by deteriorating infrastructure. "We had 132 spills last year, as against 175 on average. Safety valves were vandalised; one pipe had 300 illegal taps. We found five explosive devices on one. Sometimes communities do not give us access to clean up the pollution because they can make more money from compensation," said a spokesman.
"We have a full-time oil spill response team. Last year we replaced 197 miles of pipeline and are using every known way to clean up pollution, including microbes. We are committed to cleaning up any spill as fast as possible as soon as and for whatever reason they occur."

These claims are hotly disputed by communities and environmental watchdog groups. They mostly blame the companies' vast network of rusting pipes and storage tanks, corroding pipelines, semi-derelict pumping stations and old wellheads, as well as tankers and vessels cleaning out tanks.
 
The scale of the pollution is mind-boggling. The government's national oil spill detection and response agency (Nosdra) says that between 1976 and 1996 alone, more than 2.4m barrels contaminated the environment. "Oil spills and the dumping of oil into waterways has been extensive, often poisoning drinking water and destroying vegetation. These incidents have become common due to the lack of laws and enforcement measures within the existing political regime," said a spokesman for Nosdra.

The sense of outrage is widespread. "There are more than 300 spills, major and minor, a year," said Bassey. "It happens all the year round. The whole environment is devastated. The latest revelations highlight the massive difference in the response to oil spills. In Nigeria, both companies and government have come to treat an extraordinary level of oil spills as the norm."

A spokesman for the Stakeholder Democracy Network in Lagos, which works to empower those in communities affected by the oil companies' activities, said: "The response to the spill in the United States should serve as a stiff reminder as to how far spill management in Nigeria has drifted from standards across the world."

Other voices of protest point out that the world has overlooked the scale of the environmental impact. Activist Ben Amunwa, of the London-based oil watch group Platform, said: "Deepwater Horizon may have exceed Exxon Valdez, but within a few years in Nigeria offshore spills from four locations dwarfed the scale of the Exxon Valdez disaster many times over. Estimates put spill volumes in the Niger delta among the worst on the planet, but they do not include the crude oil from waste water and gas flares. Companies such as Shell continue to avoid independent monitoring and keep key data secret."

Worse may be to come. One industry insider, who asked not to be named, said: "Major spills are likely to increase in the coming years as the industry strives to extract oil from increasingly remote and difficult terrains. Future supplies will be offshore, deeper and harder to work. When things go wrong, it will be harder to respond."

Judith Kimerling, a professor of law and policy at the City University of New York and author of Amazon Crude, a book about oil development in Ecuador, said: "Spills, leaks and deliberate discharges are happening in oilfields all over the world and very few people seem to care."

There is an overwhelming sense that the big oil companies act as if they are beyond the law. Bassey said: "What we conclude from the Gulf of Mexico pollution incident is that the oil companies are out of control.

"It is clear that BP has been blocking progressive legislation, both in the US and here. In Nigeria, they have been living above the law. They are now clearly a danger to the planet. The dangers of this happening again and again are high. They must be taken to the international court of justice."

Breaking down the wall with China

It is more than 200 years since Lord Macartney's trade embassy was rebuffed by the Chinese emperor Qianlong, but to judge by the scenes at an executive training centre outside Beijing last week the cultural chasm that separates China from the West remains as deep and as wide as ever.  By Peter Foster   23.05.2010

The Great Wall of China
The Great Wall of China was originally built to keep out nomadic tribes from the northern steppe regions Photo: Corbis

Next to the Great Wall a group of Chinese and European business managers sit in the shade of some chestnut trees engaged in a game designed to test creative and team-building skills. An instructor hands them a pile of 30 picture cards and asks them to number them from one to 30 using the cryptic clue hidden in each.  "This one is easy," shouts a Frenchman named Frank, seizing a picture of Pope Benedict and waving it in the air, "the answer is '16'. That one is obvious."
 
Not to the Chinese in the group it isn't, none of whom have the first idea who the Pope is, but it evidently doesn't occur to the Europeans to explain. Soon the Frenchman is engaged in a voluble discussion with his fellow "long-noses" – a Brit, a Belgian and an Italian – over the best strategy for completing the task while their Chinese colleagues look on, faintly bemused. It takes several minutes before it dawns on the Europeans that they will need the assistance of their Chinese counterparts to finish the game since half the cards are made up of Chinese characters or cultural references.
"This one is '30'," says a Chinese delegate once the rabble has died down, before going on politely to explain: "These are the characters from a saying of Confucius: 'san shi er li', which means 'At 30, I stood firm'."

By the end of the allotted time China and Europe are working brilliantly together, but the opening exchanges, everyone agrees, are a salutary illustration of the kind of "dialogue of the deaf" that often afflicts the Western interactions with China.

Whether around the tables of high diplomacy or the boardrooms of fractious European and US joint-ventures, the scope for misunderstanding remains vast. For these managers, the modern emissaries of Western trade taking part in an EU-China managers exchange programme (METP), the game provides a lesson in how easy it is to get off on the wrong foot in China, but equally the results that co-operation can bring.

"I was quite uncomfortable with the way some of the Europeans were behaving," reflected Darren Steele, a 34-year-old IT engineer for the oil and gas industry who is married to a Chinese woman. "They certainly didn't seem to have any appreciation initially of how we were appearing to the Chinese side."

European self-confidence – or arrogance, depending on your point of view – is nothing new to the Chinese. Carl Crow, a US adman who wrote about his experiences doing business in China in the 1930s in 400 Million Customers recalls losing

count of the number of export managers on trips round the world "for the sole purpose of discovering how many points of superiority he and others of his nationality enjoy over the people of the country he is visiting".
To a degree, the Chinese make allowances, but only to a degree. "We expect Europeans to express their opinions forcefully," says Ran Maoqi, executive vice-president of Maipu, a Chengdu-based Chinese technology company, "but we also know they shout them out just as loudly even when they are wrong.
"We Chinese don't like to lose face, so we wait and watch carefully before saying what we think. The annoying part is when the Europeans ignore or shout over us even when we are right."

The METP scheme, which sees 50 managers from each country "buddy up" for a year, learning each others' languages and foibles to foster greater understanding, has arguably never been more needed than it is today.

After two decades in which Western corporations have played a long game, keeping their differences with China to themselves, the fundamental disagreements are now increasingly spilling into the open.

"In the 10 years since the establishment of the EU Chamber of Commerce in China, I have seldom seen market sentiment among members so bleak or pessimistic," wrote the chamber's outgoing president Joerg Wuttke last month. "After 30 years of progressive market reforms, many foreign businesses in the country feel as though they have run up against an unexpected and impregnable blockade," he said in an article headlined China is beginning to frustrate foreign business.

US business, traditionally more circumspect than its European counterparts when it comes to complaining openly about China, has also started to complain publicly about the rising tide of back-door Chinese protectionism.
This week sees the latest round of the US-China Strategic & Economic dialogue in Beijing during which US commerce secretary Gary Locke has already promised to raise a "whole host of trade-barrier issues".

For believers in free trade, perhaps more worrying than the surface ripples of today's trade disputes are the much more fundamental differences between the Chinese and the West that these disagreements point up.
Ian Bremmer, president of the Eurasia Group political risk consultancy, said in an interview this month that Chinese protectionism was now forcing many Western corporations to reassess whether the country will really bear long-term fruit.

"The world's largest and second-largest economies now have economic systems that are fundamentally incompatible," he said, adding that in the past 12 months there had been a "sea-change" in how the US private sector views China.

"Google has gone public, but most other multinationals haven't," he added. "We have a lot of corporate clients, and I'd say only about 25pc of the major ones have strategies for China that I think are sustainable over five years."
According to popular history, Lord Macartney got short shrift from the Emperor in 1793 because he refused

to kowtow, but modern scholarship argues the real reason was the economic systems of Imperial China and the West could never work together.

It is a divide that endures to this day and one which might never be bridged – even if the modern brand of trade ambassadors to China going through their paces at the Great Wall last week do learn how to bend a little at the knee.

The dig dividing Jerusalem

The search for the City of David may offer tourists a reminder of Jerusalem's ancient past. But for the Palestinians whose homes are threatened by the excavations, archaeology is merely the latest weapon being used against them

  • The dig in Silwan

Excavations in Silwan in the middle of Palestinian housing. Photograph: Omar Robert Hamilton

If you walk out of Jerusalem Old City through its south-eastern gate and on to the perimeter road encircling it, you will most likely see several large coaches with elderly western tourists climbing out of them. You will see them stand at the low wall at the edge of the road and peer down into the lush valley with its pretty houses that nudge and lean against each other. The tourists may notice the woman marking exercise books on her sunny terrace, they may smile to see the bright-haired four-year-old riding her tricycle round the yard. Some of them will think of a favoured grandchild back in Kansas or Ottawa.
 
Now, if this were a scene in Italy, Spain, or even Turkey, we might have left it there: the tourists come, stare, spend money and go. But here their effect is devastating – and most of them don't even know it. For the town that nestles here, in this valley on the southern flank of Jerusalem, is Silwan, home to some 55,000 Palestinians, annexed by Israel along with east Jerusalem in 1967, and currently one of the hottest spots in the contest between the rights of the Palestinian townspeople and the plans that Israel has for the area – plans put into effect through a series of administrative measures, clandestine coalitions, and progressive-sounding projects. None of which could work without the funding that floods into Israel from the west.
 
What do the tourists know of this? These gentle, grey-haired folk have come here, on their Jewish National Fund coaches, to visit the archaeological dig for Ir David, the City of David, which, it is claimed, lies below the Wadi Helweh neighbourhood in Silwan and justifies the digging, the shafts and the tunnelling going on in the belly of the hill and under the homes of the people who live here.
 
Maryam puts aside the exercise books: "This road, from Jerusalem all the way down the valley, was a main road. People did good business here, if you had an ice-cream shop, a cafe, a barber, food shops, souvenirs. Then Elad came, the City of David Organisation; they take the people into their centre and they never see us."
 
Silwan, and particularly the beautiful Wadi Helweh – the Valley of Sweet [Water] – has always welcomed strangers. Traditionally, it has been the last resting spot for travellers approaching Jerusalem from the south and a favourite recreation area for Jerusalem's residents. People would come here for picnics, and in summer the cool caves of Ein Silwan spring were a much-loved playing space for children. Even now people ask if I am visiting Silwan for a shammet hawa, a breath of air, though there is hardly air to breathe with the dust and the noise Elad is generating.
 
Elad is an acronym in Hebrew meaning "To the City of David". Dedicated to "strengthening Israel's current and historic connection to Jerusalem", it was founded in 1986 by David Be'eri, who, "inspired by the longing of the Jewish people to return to Zion", left his elite army unit to set it up. For a long time Elad refused to reveal the names of its funders; eventually they submitted the names but successfully requested they be kept under privilege. Lev Leviev and Roman Abramovich have been present at Elad events.
 
Elad set up a two-pronged strategy: to strengthen Israel's "connection to Jerusalem" they started to dig – under Silwan and into the land under the al-Aqsa mosque – for the biblical City of David and to create the Ir David tourist site. They called it "salvage excavation" to avoid getting official permits. The "salvage" has lasted for more than 10 years and Wadi Helweh's houses have started to sink into the hill.
 
To help "the Jewish people to return to Zion", in 1991 Be'eri started to acquire Palestinian property (supported by Ariel Sharon, then minister of construction and housing). His target was principally two Silwan neighbourhoods: Wadi Helweh and al-Bustan (the Garden).
 
The Abbasi family's home, with its nine apartments and two warehouses, was Be'eri's first target. Be'eri's wife, Michal, has described how he acquired it: "Davida'leh took a tour guide card and put in his picture, and for a long time he would take bogus tourists on a tour . . . and slowly he befriended Abbasi . . . Of course, it was all staged." In 1987, Elad pressured the government to declare the Abbasi house "absentee property" and in October 1991, Be'eri led a settler invasion of the house with the intruders singing and dancing and waving the Israeli flag on the roof at daybreak. The Abbasi family went to court and the Jerusalem district judge found "no factual or legal basis" for the takeover; indeed, he found it characterised by "an extreme lack of good faith". Yet still the property continues to be caught up in legal proceedings and Elad people continue to live in it – and to acquire more Palestinian property: to date Elad has gained control of a quarter of Wadi Helweh.
 
What is happening in Silwan is not unique; it is part and parcel of what is happening across Israel and the Occupied Palestinian Territories. Only the specific tactics are different. Before I came to Silwan, I had been travelling in the West Bank for a week, noting how every Palestinian community has its appointed settlement, its stalking "other". There is hardly anywhere you can look up and not see a settlement lowering at you: bristling with barbed wire and flags and antennae and cameras and floodlights and – although you can't see them – arms.
 
Most scholars agree that, to this day, no evidence of the presence of Kings David or Solomon has been found at the site. But our group of elderly American tourists are spellbound by the stories they are hearing from Elad's guides, stories which are conjecture, projection and myth .
 
"I found a Byzantine water pit," Professor Ronny Reich of the Israel Antiquities Authority says. "They [Elad] said it was Jeremiah's pit. I told them that was nonsense." But for a long time the guides would tell the tourists that this was the hole Jeremiah was thrown into. Close to half a million visitors come here each year and are treated to the Elad version of history. Professor Binyamin Ze'ev Kedar, chair of the Israel Antiquities Authority Council, wrote in 2008: "The Israel Antiquities Authority is aware that Elad, an organisation with a declared ideological agenda, presents the history of the City of David in a biased manner."
 
None of this activity would have been possible without the support of the Israeli state. An Israeli activist tells me: "If you ask the Israeli government what is happening in Silwan, they say it's not a government matter; these are private people buying and moving in legally. But now [the east Jerusalem settlement of] Nof Zion is being built. The Zoning laws permit building there only on 37.5% of a piece of land. But Nof Zion has permission to build on 125% of the land! And inside Ras el-Amoud, above Silwan, they are building five-storey apartment blocks for settlers. But they refuse to allow Palestinian families to build a third floor on their house. A settler organisation buys a police station from the government. A bus line in Ma'ale Zeitim is diverted to serve a settlement. In Silwan, the City of David Organisation is telling the archaeologists where to dig and what to look for. So one has to ask the question with regard to the City of David Organisation and the state of Israel: which is the tail and which is the dog?"
 
A critically important study by the independent monitoring organisation, Ir Amim, reaches the same conclusion: "Elad, which is officially a private organisation, serves as a direct executive arm of the government of Israel, and enjoys comprehensive and deep backing by the Israeli administration." More chillingly, Doron Spillman, Elad's director of development, has said: ". . . We are almost a branch of the government of Israel, but without getting buried under government bureaucracy."
 
The main government project right now is for Jerusalem. And in Silwan and Jerusalem, on 12 May, Jerusalem Day, the day I visit, you can see it clearly. This morning, Silwan is blockaded by the police, and it's on alert. The settler, security, police and army vehicles racing up and down the roads are quietly monitored by the neighbourhood watch people. In the cafe at the bottom of the valley, three young men wipe tables and stock the fridge while keeping an eye on the jumpy young security guard who patrols in front of them.
"These are private security for the settlers. They don't go anywhere without them. They cost around 50m shekels a year. And they're paid for by the government. Out of taxes," says one of the young men.
 
"And the security are protected by the police, and the army's always round the corner. Just think what it's costing."
 
On the eve of Jerusalem Day celebrations, prime minister Binyamin Netanyahu said: "Jerusalem is our city and we never compromised on that, not after the destruction of the First Holy Temple, nor after the destruction of the Second . . . There is no other nation that feels this deeply about a city."
 
Now, in the pleasant afternoon, I stand in the Solidarity Tent in al-Bustan with two men whose homes are among the 88 threatened with demolition to make way for an "archaeological garden in the spirit of the Second Temple".
 
"So they distribute bits of paper that say that since King David used to go for walks here, it's wrong that our houses should be here and it must just be a park. You notice that for them he is King David but for us he is el-Nabi Daoud: David the Prophet. So who holds him in higher esteem? Plus there's no evidence he ever walked here," says one.
 
"And what if he did? It was empty. You know, there's one thing we've held against our parents, our grandparents: that they left their land. They thought they'd be back in a couple of weeks. We don't have the excuse of ignorance. We are not leaving. And my children will not wash the dishes in their national park," says his friend.
 
In Silwan and Jerusalem, the conflation between settler rightwing ideology, government policy, big money, real estate interests and bad taste produces its unique blend of kitsch and nightmare. Under cover of excavation, massive infrastructure work is done in Wadi Helweh in preparation for the construction of a 115,000 sq m commercial centre, without a town plan scheme and without permits. The work stops only when it comes up against the foundations of Palestinian homes.
 
"The streets cave in," says one of the men. "You see that darker stretch of tarmac? We had to patch up the road. And the school: the floor of the classroom collapsed under the girls. Fourteen girls fell 2m into the tunnel they'd dug below the school. And we had to hush it up because they would have said the school was unsafe and closed it down." The Israeli military barricade continues to block Silwan's high street.
 
In Jerusalem earlier, I had seen thousands of young people who had been bused in from the settlements stream through the streets. Military police with guns and flack-jackets guard them. The Old City is closed – except to them. Women trying to take their children home are turned away from the gates of the city. Men carrying briefcases sit on raised pavements. More soldiers watch from the ramparts of the old city walls. From time to time the police come up to us: "You speak Hebrew?" No. "You speak English?" Yes. "Back! Move back!" A man standing next to us says maybe they want us to back off all the way to Spain. "Where are you from?" he asks me. Egypt. "Cairo?" Cairo. "May God forgive Cairo," he says.
 
Darkness settles. The Palestinian residents of Silwan feed their kids and hush them. They visit each other, chat, watch the news. In the cafe at the bottom of the hill the young men are courteous but not chatty. On their TV screen Alan Curbishley talks about the match that's about to start: the final of the Europa Cup. The young men keep one eye on the screen, the other, vigilant, is on their town. On the ledge above their heads, but hidden from their view, is the stage set up by Elad, with its "Lion of Zion" banners. And we can hear the amplified voices celebrating the three Israelis each being awarded the $50,000 "Lion of Zion" Moskowitz award for deeds that "deal with the challenges facing Israel in the fields of education, research, settlement, culture, security and more".
 
From the al-Aqsa mosque further above comes first the call for evening prayer, and then, for good measure, the Chapter of the Merciful: "Which then of our Lord's signs do you deny?" The lights in the Palestinian houses dot the hillside and the trees around the small cafe where I sit are also strung with fairy lights. In a layby 20m away an Israeli army personnel carrier stands poised, its blue lights flashing.
 
The Palestinians sense that Israel has moved from ihtilal to ihlal; from occupation to replacement, and that making life unlivable for Palestine's Palestinians is the prelude to transforming Palestine itself. This is what the money coming from the west will achieve. To see the future projected for Jerusalem, you need only visit the spanking new Jewish Quarter. Go into the Temple Shop and buy teatowels and doilies and puzzles featuring the Third Temple rising out of al-Haram al-Sharif in place of the Dome of the Rock. In this approaching future it will be impossible to look out at the landscape and think of continuity, or eternity.
 
In place of the old, mellow stone, of the interdependent structures, softened and polished by time, there will be the jagged and the new and the fake. In place of trodden paths along the valleys and children playing freely, there will be chairlifts and viewing points and fast food outlets and always, always the iron gates and the security checks and the ticket kiosks and the merchandising. In place of the thousands of stories laid down over the ages above, below and around each other, there will be one story – and it won't, actually, be the Jewish story, because the Jewish story in Jerusalem is indivisible from the Roman, the Byzantine, the Arab, the Muslim, the Christian. It will be a fake. Like the fake inscribed prayers or mezzuzas the settlers carve into the Arab houses when they take them over. Soon, in Jerusalem, if the world does not wake up, there will be one voice: the crash of the cash register.
 
© Ahdaf Soueif 2010. The writer is the author of Mezzaterra: Fragments from the Common Ground (Bloomsbury, £8.99)

Michael Winner is a respected writer, film-maker and  food critic.  In his mid-70's, he is often provocative, creating an instant reaction from readers, tongue-in-cheek and self-opinionated, he makes me laugh.  His thoughts below on exercise machines for seniors in Hyde Park (London), amuse me and are shared for your enjoyment.

A playground for seniors? They must have a death wish!

By Michael Winner   21.05.2010

Feeling the strain: Michael Winner at the new Pensioners' Playground at Hyde Park in central London   Feeling the strain: Michael Winner at the new Pensioners' Playground at Hyde Park in central London
 
My gymnasium at home is next to the whirlpool bath and the swimming pool.   It’s not very grand, just a treadmill and a rowing machine.   ‘You should put in a cycling machine,’ Arnold Schwarzenegger said, when I showed him round.
 
What with Arnold, on one side, advocating strenuous exercise and my adorable fiance Geraldine, on the other, admonishing me for being lazy, I fall back on the words of the American lawyer Robert Hutchins, who said: ‘Whenever-I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.’
 
Nevertheless, I decided to visit the Senior Playground in Hyde Park, which opened this week.
 
It’s the opposite of a children’s playground: instead of seesaws and climbing frames it is full of fancy exercise equipment for pensioners to keep their joints from creaking.  Walking towards the area I saw two old men in a café. I asked where the Senior Playground was.
They had no idea they could have been exercising.  I don’t think they wanted to.
‘You’ll like the chocolate cake here, don’t drink the coffee,’ said one.
‘Why aren’t you exercising in the senior citizens’ playground?’ I asked.
‘I’m not old,’ replied the man. ‘Dream on,’ I said, ‘you haven’t got any hair.’
‘Lost it in 1992 in India when I took the malaria tablets,’ the man explained.
‘I took malaria tablets, I’ve got hair,’ I said as I sailed by.
 
By now I could see it. Shangri-La shimmering on the gravel. But it was tiny. The exercise machines looked like small silver-coloured oil rigs.
 
‘Too awful if there’s an oil leak all over the busy lizzies,’ I said to my assistant Dinah.
She was there in case I got over excited and fell off one of the mini-monsters.
 
They’ve got six machines and three benches, which seat four people each. So you can have twice as many people resting as you can get on the machines. The place was deserted.
 
‘It was very busy this morning when the Mayor of Westminster opened it,’ said a gardener.
‘He didn’t stay to do any exercise, did he?’  I asked.  not. I inspected the machines. They swayed. They whirred.
‘This could kill more pensioners than eating at Heston Blumenthal’s establishment,’ I remarked.
 
Only a joke, Heston. I know that food poisoning scare at the Fat Duck restaurant wasn’t your fault. I noticed all the machines were labelled for people aged ‘15 plus’. Maybe things have changed a bit since my youth. In the old days being 15 did not catapult you into the senior citizen’s bracket.
 
The shiny equipment in the park all comes from Denmark. Heaven knows why — are the pensioners very fat there? More in need of exercise?
 
The machines are designed to keep things gentle, nothing too strenuous, and the movements are meant to simulate twisting, walking and cycling. It didn’t look much like that to me.
 
I saw a very uncomfortable-looking ‘sit-up’ apparatus and another contraption where you lie on your back, adopt a crab position and push up with your stomach.   At my age? Very undignified. I gave them both a wide berth.
 
As my left leg is considerably debilitated, having had three key balancing tendons removed, I reckoned these machines could have done me in like lightning. Maybe the label should have read ‘not for over 70s’.
 
‘No, no,’ said the gardener, ‘a lady came this morning who lives in Vermont, she told me it had the second largest population of elderly people in the United States.
‘She was planning to take the idea home and put up Senior Playgrounds all over the place. She said “Where Hyde Park leads, the world goes tomorrow.”’
 
These machines looked lethal. There wasn’t even a lifeguard standing by. That’d get a few old dears in. Have a David Hasselhoff lookalike watching to see no one kicks the bucket. Ready with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
 
I cautiously tried the cycling machine. Then I took the steering wheel on another machine, turning it to and fro. What benefit this had, I do not know.
 
To bring a climax to this non-event I stood on a metal plate, which swayed me from left to right.   After a while I felt a bit seasick, so I got off. At last, I was joined in the playground by two chubby ladies with shopping bags.   They were on their way to an L. S. Lowry exhibition in Mayfair.
 
‘You need a bit of this,’ I suggested.
‘Are you making assertions?’ asked Lady One. They tried a couple of the machines, then fled.
 
With health and safety as a major issue these days I’m surprised this oasis of strange machinery is promoted by Westminster Council as a suitable place for senior citizens.
At least the benches will be useful for adventurous oldies to rest on as they recoup, nurse their twisted ligaments and wait for the ambulance to arrive.
 
Of course I believe in exercise (just), having written a diet book and been forced into activity by my fiance, who is a Pilates expert.   But the best way to keep trim is to eat less, take a gentle stroll and enjoy the occasional cuppa tea and a bun.
 
Is this really a good way for Westminster Council to be spending its money? I can just see the council meeting. ‘never mind the clogged streets, lack of parking facilities or traffic lights at the end of the Mall, which are on red for 55 seconds and green for eight seconds.
‘What this borough needs is six strange machines for the old folk. They’ll be flocking in.’
 
Maybe in days to come the queue of balding, white-haired men and women, Zimmer frames rampant, will stretch from Hyde Park to Battersea. I wouldn’t bet on it.
 
They’re much happier pushing their trolleys slowly round Tesco, easing themselves into stair lifts or sitting recumbent in front of the telly.
 
As car maker Henry Ford observed: ‘exercise is bunk. If you are healthy you don’t need it. If you are sick you shouldn’t take it.’
 
What’s that I hear? The honeyed tones of my beautiful fiance, Geraldine, calling me to my one-hour evening walk in Holland Park. ‘Coming dear.’
 
If she gets to hear about the Senior Playground it could be the end of me.   She’ll march me up the smog-filled High Street and place me on a whirly-machine offering advice on how to get the greatest benefit from it.
 
I do hope she’d let me take a taxi back home.
 
If my own council, Kensington and Chelsea, starts on this nonsense I’ll chain myself to the railings in protest.   At least, chained to railings, I won’t be free to do exercise.

Famine is result of a failing food system

The root cause of hunger and famine is rarely crop failure. It is about who controls and benefits from land and its resources

Felicity Lawrence joins several hundred people for the annual Famine Walk in Ireland's County Mayo. Film music: Irish Flute by Emer Mayock performing at the Irish Famine Walk Link to this video

Growing population, dependence on monoculture, a food economy geared to exports and concentrated in the hands of a few players, neoliberal economics meeting climate shock ending in catastrophic failure of food supply – we could be talking about common concerns over food security in the coming decades. But now tweak the language: big families, single staple potato crop, land controlled by absentee landlords and their agents producing meat and butter not for the locals but to ship to England, laissez-faire economics, then blight, leading to mass starvation. The conditions that create hunger and famine around the world have followed a pattern for centuries – and still do today.

Last weekend, I joined several hundred people gathered under a blazing sky in Ireland's County Mayo for the annual Famine Walk from Doolough Lake to the tiny town of Louisburgh organised by the Irish campaign group Afri. The breathtaking beauty of the mountain scenery belies the tragedy that it had witnessed back in 1849. The walk retraces the path taken by hundreds of starving Irish tenant farmers who had struggled into Louisburgh to be inspected by the English commissioners in the hope of being granted emergency rations, only to be told to walk 10 miles up to the grand house by Doolough lake instead.

Already enfeebled by hunger, many died en route and in the months immediately after. During the great hunger around 1 million Irish people died and a further 1 million were forced into emigration for want of food. Yet, throughout the period, 1845-52, Ireland exported large amounts of food to England. Even had it not, the almost destitute peasantry created by large English landholdings, rent-collecting middlemen and increasing population, had no money to buy the food. They planted lumper potatoes because that high-yielding but disease-prone variety was the only crop capable of producing sufficient calories for their families on endlessly divided plots of land.

The root cause of hunger and famine is rarely crop failure alone. It is about who controls and benefits from the land and its resources. About 1 billion people, or one in six of the global population, go hungry today, even though more food is being produced than ever. And yet, around the same number of people are overweight or obese and likely to have their lives cut short by diet-related disease. We have, in other words, a food system that is failing.

It is a food system that is profligate with finite resources – with fossil fuels for agrochemicals, artificial fertiliser, processing, packaging and transport, with water that is increasingly scarce, and with soil that is being eroded and degraded.

It delivers an excess of food that is unhealthy for the affluent and yet is incapable of producing enough calories for the poor. And it is a system in which the value of the food chain has been captured at each point, from seed to field to factory to shop, by powerful transnational corporations. (Rich countries don't like to do empire these days so they have privatised it.)

Three giant corporates dominate global seed sales and have turned the raw material of food into patents; six corporates dominate agrochemical production; three companies control the bulk of global grain trade; in most European countries a handful of processors now dominate the supply in key food sectors such as meat and milk; and, in many countries, just three or four retailers are now the gatekeepers for access to consumers. Meanwhile, all but the most intensive and large-scale farmers are being driven off the land, many of the poorest forced into migration.

It is a system of extraordinary sophistication and yet also of startling fragility, vulnerable to climate shocks and energy price spikes. But it has not been created by accident. US and European government policies postwar have fostered it – with agricultural subsidies that have encouraged surplus of their own commodity crops, and with trade agreements and loans through international financial institutions that have forced markets in poorer countries open to take those crops and the processed junk diets their manufacturers like to make of them.

The hundreds walking through the Mayo valley last weekend were not just engaged in an act of remembrance. They were voting with their feet for change.

China puts the eco back in economy

As biodiversity declines, China recalculates the value of its forests and other natural resources

Shennongjia Nature Reserve, Yichang, China

Covering an area of 600 square kilometers in Hubei Province, Shennongjia Nature Reserve is famed for its high and elegant mountain peaks, limpid spring water and rare animals and plants. Photograph: Xinhua/Corbis

Amid all the doom and gloom during the past week about the global loss of biodiversity, there have been a couple of potentially positive steps forward by the usual villain of the piece: China.

For the first time, the government in Beijing has put a hefty value on its forest ecosystems and began drafting new regulations that would oblige rich urban coastal regions to pay compensation fees to unspoiled inland areas that provide carbon sequestration and other environmental services.

These steps suggest China is moving in tandem with United Nation recommendations that environmental costs should be factored into the global economy.

A degree of scepticism is warranted. China has some of the world's most enlightened environmental laws and policies, but all too often they are ignored by local officials and businessmen who won't let anything get in the way of making a fast yuan.
But a marriage of the environment and the economy might provide a new set of financial incentives for maintaining eco-systems that would otherwise be seen merely as obstacles to development.

Serious money is involved. The State Forestry Administration estimated last week that forest ecosystems contribute 10 trillion yuan, or about a third of China's gross domestic product.

This figure - which takes into account carbon sequestration, water conservation, biodiversity protection and biomass production – suggests the administration is seeking not just a new set of values, but a new role for itself now that the nation's forests are logged out and 2,000 species reportedly threatened with extinction.

More intriguing still are reports that the government is drafting an ecological compensation scheme, which would expand and strengthen existing measures such as payment for wildlife reserves, environmental levies imposed on mines, compensation from upstream river polluters to downstream users and economic redistribution schemes that aim to close the income gap between manufacturing hubs on the east coast and rural hinterland.

Depending on how it is written and enforced, this could be either a boon or a menace to the environment. Set the value of conservation high and establish an effective mechanism for compensation transfers and this policy could help to correct the market's failure to protect the commons and recognise the long-term value of biodiversity.

On the other hand, if the price of nature is set too low and regulation is too weak - both currently the case – then this policy could accelerate the unsustainable extraction of resources.
The ministry of environmental protection – arguably the most idealistic but weakest branch of the government - has a tough task ahead in calculating regional ecological accounts.

But, at the very least, such an eco-accounting ought to stimulate a new way of thinking about environmental values.

Update:  20.03.2010.  It's not often that I air my political, social or moral beliefs in public, or that I lose control of my emotions, and overflow into anger; but it has happened twice this week, within a few days.

First was a report of the lives of children in Gaza, documenting their increasing isolation following the destruction caused in the 2008 Israeli military operation, in 'Dispatches - Children of Gaza' on UK Channel 4 television.
 
Second was the report by Tania Branigan for 'The Guardian', which appears in full below.  As an experienced professional, I have always been dedicated to creating the best opportunities for students in my care.  Our websites, privately funded, have pursued the same aims and objectives since 2006.
 
With the support of a Team of professionals from various fields, who give their time freely, we have presented the Chinese Authorities in the UK and China, with a number of initiatives, to support students in rural areas, which would improve their educational and career opportunities.  Our letters and presentations have largely gone unanswered.
 
However well-intentioned, there is only so much a peasant professional can achieve against The Great Wall of Bureaucracy.  We have done the preparation and research.  Everything is in place for action.  The offer is still on the table - it's up to others to make the next move, if that is what they want to do.
 
Alan Cooper.

Millions of Chinese rural migrants denied education for their children  Link to this video

Parents face dilemma as hereditary registration system limits access to urban services

 

 

Hu Zhongping dreams that one day his young sons may go to university and escape his life of casual manual labour. The aspiration seems increasingly unrealistic. Right now, he would settle for them going to school.
 
Chinese children are entitled to a state education, but not all of them get one.  And the tens of millions born to migrant workers like Hu are among the most vulnerable, owing to a registration system that divides the country's citizens into rural and urban dwellers, and dictates their rights accordingly.
 
Despite spending more than half his life in Beijing, Hu does not enjoy the same access to health, education and social services as his neighbours. And because the hukou – registration – is inherited, neither do his children.  "I wish my kids could go to a state school," says Hu. "Parents always wish their children could receive a better education."
 
The contradictions of the hukou system, designed for a 1950s planned economy, become more painful with every year of China's development.  About 140 million rural migrants are now working in the cities, where average incomes are more than three times than those of the countryside.  Migrants have fuelled the country's spectacular growth but not reaped the benefits. And once they become parents, they face an unpalatable choice.
 
Fifty-eight million children are left behind in the countryside by parents who hope that relatives will raise them lovingly.  Another 19 million remain in the cities – where they are, in effect, second-class citizens. Both groups have poorer academic performance and more behavioural problems than their peers.
 
At present, Hu's eight-year-old twins, Xiaonan and Xiaobei, are studying in the family's cramped one-room apartment, under the guidance of their mother, who left school at 16.
"You need connections to get your kids in [to state school] if you are from other places, and making those connections costs too much money," says Hu. "We can't afford it."
State schools receive no funding for migrant pupils, so often claim to be full.  Others charge illicit "donations" of as much as 6,000 yuan (£590) a term, said Zhang Zhiquan, from the Friends of Migrant Workers group.  That is more than Hu's entire income for the period.
Many families do not qualify anyway, because they lack the right documents. Scrap collectors and street vendors have no employment contracts.
 
That leaves more than a third of migrant children in Beijing – and far more in other cities – dependent on private schools, which usually charge about 600 yuan a term.  Until a few weeks ago, the Hu twins were among these pupils. But their school is one of 30 facing demolition as part of urban development plans. Up to 10,000 children in Beijing will be affected.
 
The education department in Chaoyang district – where most affected schools are based – has said it will help all pupils, increasing capacity at nearby primaries and aiding approved private schools to find new locations.
 
But hundreds have already been sent back to the countryside by parents.  Others – including Xiaonan and Xiaobei – have yet to find new places.  Activists fear that some may fall out of schooling altogether; a study cited by the China Labour Bulletin, a Hong Kong-based group campaigning for workers' rights, said about 6% of migrant children have never attended school.
 
The demolitions have highlighted the precarious, makeshift nature of much migrant schooling.  At worst, children can end up in low quality, profit-driven institutions that are little more than holding pens.  At best, they rely on individuals such as Ma Ruigang, headmaster of another school on the demolition list.  A migrant himself, he founded the Blue Sky primary school after friends asked him to help educate their children.
 
It's a spartan site with few facilities, but the teachers are dedicated.  Neatly turned out children are chanting from their textbooks as he pokes his head into their classroom. "What sort of country will it be if these children are on the streets instead of in school?" he asks, nodding at his charges.  "Since the children have come with their parents, and their parents are supporting the development of Beijing, their education is a very big issue.  It's not only an issue for their families, but also for the government and nation."
 
Authorities are not indifferent to the problem.  Chaoyang officials donate equipment to the school, and have promised compensation so it can reopen on a site nearby.  But critics say both local and national efforts scratch the surface. "The Chinese government has introduced a raft of policies, laws and regulations [to benefit migrant children]," pointed out a recent report by China Labour Bulletin.
 
"Rural policies have lacked the human and financial resources needed to effectively implement them, while migrant children in the cities still face institutional discrimination based on the [hukou].
 
"The only long-term solution is wide-ranging and systematic reform of the social welfare system and abolition of the hukou system."
 
No one expects that to happen soon, but demands for change are mounting.  Thirteen newspapers recently published a rare joint appeal for wholesale reform – though they were quickly slapped down by propaganda authorities, who scrubbed the editorial from websites.
 
The government has promised an overhaul, but fears drastic changes could lead to migrants flooding cities, putting an unmanageable strain on services and housing and potentially leading to unrest.
 
The hukou also helps authorities to track individuals. And extending services in cities will require massive amounts of extra funding. Others warn that migrants could sign away their rights to farmland too quickly, leaving them with nothing to fall back on if life in the city proves too tough.
 
But many say the government's current plan – allowing rural dwellers to register in smaller urban centres – will do nothing for tens of millions who crossed the country to work in the biggest cities.
 
Another generation of their children will grow up with big ambitions, but only slender prospects.

Caroline Saunders  13.01.2010. Haiti needs our help

Today's earthquake should focus our attention on this ill-fate nation, where corruption has stopped aid from reaching the poor An earthquake of magnitude seven would be devastating for any country. In the wake of such force, death and destruction is tragically inevitable. However, the repercussions for Haiti, this small ill-fated Caribbean country, will be worse than almost anywhere else in the world, because of the long-term political, economic and cultural context that surrounds today's natural disaster.

There is a story often told among Haitians that when the Spanish came to Hispaniola (the small island shared between the Dominican Republic and Haiti) they surrendered Haiti to the devil in order to dedicate the Dominican Republic to God. When you consider their relative situations it is not hard to see why this myth is so commonly believed.

Even before today's tragic events Haiti was the poorest country in the western hemisphere. Nearly 80% of its population live on less than US$2 a day. Only 62% of its adult population are literate and 25% are in any form of employment and 30% have sanitation in their homes. By crossing a seemingly meaningless geographical border into the Dominican Republic the average person could expect their life expectancy to increase by over 12 years and to be seven times wealthier, according to the World Bank.

The political situation in Haiti has much to do with its continued economic ruin. Whereas the Dominican Republic has been able to make tourist industry hay, with its warm climate and Caribbean beaches, Haiti's long history of political instability has led it to be considered "dangerous" by most foreign offices. In 2006 a democratically elected leftwing government came to power, with the promise of a new beginning for Haiti's poor.
 
Predictably very little progress has been made in the last four years despite substantial amounts of aid pouring in.

Speaking to state officials in Port au Prince last month, for a project working with vulnerable children for Jubilee Action, almost all agreed with the analysis of foreign NGOs on the cause of this stagnation: corruption. Tales of foreign aid being used on palatial homes for ministers or as bribes by officials standing for election are told and laughed about in the halls of power. Perhaps there is faint hope that today's earthquake will concentrate the minds of those who control aid to Haiti on the humanitarian cost of the government's failure to make any progress in providing suitable homes for its population, never mind education or healthcare. 
 

Haiti's cultural traditions also have their part to play in making the standard of living there lower than anywhere in the Caribbean and most of Sub-Saharan Africa. The prevailing belief in voodoo continues to mean that many Haitians reject modern medicine in favour of more traditional practices. A visit to the village witch doctor is for many Haitian parents the first port of call when their child falls ill. Without access to clean water and without treatment for basic illnesses the child mortality rate in Haiti is one in five, with diarrhoea, malaria and TB the most common causes of death.

Ironically for the only country ever to have had a successful slave revolt, child enslavement is also a culturally accepted practice in Haiti. Across the country it is estimated that 300,000 children between eight and 15 are kept as restaveks, unpaid domestic labourers, by wealthier host families. Over 75% of the restaveks are girls and sexual abuse by the men of the house is common. 
 

It is clear to anyone who has been to Port au Prince that this recent disaster, like the hurricanes in 2008, will be catastrophic for the Haitian people who already live with nothing. The fear is that like in 2008, aid will pour into the country from well-meaning donors, only to be siphoned off, one state level at a time. This time the international community must acknowledge the wider issues Haiti faces and, once the immediate emergency is over, develop an approach to Haiti with its people and its children at the core.
 
There is hope, when the EU gave money to build roads to a contractor not the government, Haiti got its first serviceable roads. We can help the Haitian people, not just in the immediate aftermath, but in the long-term. We have models for how this can be achieved. Now it would be irresponsible not to.
Our personal view, for what it's worth, is that given time, Haiti will join the United States, as a Member of the Union, as a necessary mans of survival.  Send your comments...
Students more worried about getting a job than saving the planet  By Alastair Jamieson   09.01.2010.

This survey is the nearest I can find reflecting students attitudes.  Although it has a younger sampling base (8 - 14) than most students who visit this website (18 - 25), from past experiences, the results are similar, and not surprising. 
 
Our observations, and correspondence from students indicates that students worry about their family and relationships, study performance and grades, job opportunities and finances.  AC.

Students are more worried about getting a job than about the environment, crime or war, according to a poll.

Woman with laptop: Rick Maybury on broadband in rural France
In Britain, 42 per cent of children use social networking sites compared to a European average of 26 per cent
 
A European survey of 3,000 children aged between eight and 14 found almost one quarter of those in the UK listed unemployment as their top future concern, in contrast to other countries where green issues were the biggest fear.
 
The poll also found British 'tweenagers' were almost twice as likely to use the internet for social development compared to their European counterparts yet still prefer to contact their friends in person rather than using computers or mobile phone texts.  
 
The results of the survey, carried out in for television channel Disney XD, suggest the first generation to have grown up in a world of instant communication may be savvier about the opportunities and drawbacks of digital technology.
 
Three in five (59 per cent) British 'tweens' said they could not imagine life without the internet and computers – well ahead of Spain (50 per cent), Italy and Germany and France (35 per cent).
 
In the UK, 42 per cent said they use social networking sites and 33 per cent use online clubs compared to a European average of 26 per cent and 15 per cent respectively.
However, 36 per cent of all those surveyed prefer to contact their friends in person compared to 21 per cent using mobile phone or texts.
 
Across Europe, 'tweens' are more keen to talk to the friends they already have than make new friends online: 53 per cent feel the internet improves their life by helping them keep in touch with existing friends outside school while 24 per cent say it helps them make new friends.
 
"This is useful evidence that young people are more aware of the opportunities and the limitations of the internet and social media than we give them credit for, said Tom Dunmore, consulting editor of Stuff magazine.
 
"The fact that British children are more socially engaged online reflects the importance of the internet in our culture, with organisations like the BBC pushing more content online.
"Far from being a distraction to academic study, the internet is massively beneficial to learning."
 
Despite being more concerned about jobs than the environment, UK children were the greenest in practice, with 87 per cent recycling – the highest percentage in Europe, with Spain following at 71 per cent.
 
British boys most want to be a footballer (22 per cent) while most girls want to be a vet (17 per cent).
 
Perhaps surprisingly, three quarters agreed with the suggestion that their parents understand technology really well and can teach them about devices.
 
Mr Dunmore added: "This is the perhaps the first generation whose parents have been comfortable and familiar with the same sort of technology, rather than baffled by it."
Half of British children – 49 per cent of boys and 55 per cent of girls – chose their mother as the person they most admired, with around a quarter choosing their father. Only four per cent chose their favourite sports player.
 
Across Europe, all children ranked their family as the most important thing in their life, ahead of health, happiness, a good job and having money.
 
The survey also provided hope for future entrepreneurs: across Europe, 64 per cent of 'tweens' would rather work for themselves compared to 36 per cent who would prefer to work for someone else, while children in Britain and Poland named Microsoft billionaire Bill Gates among the five famous figures they most admired.
 
Across Europe, most tweens would like to be a vet (13 per cent), followed by a teacher or footballer (9 per cent each), doctor (7 per cent) and police officer (5 per cent).
 
The top three things "that make someone popular" were identified as helping friends (67 per cent), being funny (51 per cent) and being generous (39 per cent).
 
Top five famous people British boys admire were: David Beckham; Cristiano Ronaldo; Barack Obama; Daniel Radcliffe and Bill Gates.
 
Top five famous people British girls admire were: Miley Cyrus; Cheryl Cole; Lady Gaga; Zac Efron and The Queen.
 
France was the only country where both boys and girls named Barack Obama as their most admired famous person.
 
Victoria Hardy, executive director of Europe research for Disney Channels, said: "These children have grown up in a world dominated by fast-track celebrity yet still place family values above everything in their priority list.
 
"While some are as young as eight, our research has found that these children have a heightened understanding of socio-economic issues and are already demonstrating behavioural patterns that will have a deep impact on the future."
 
Cold? Try Siberian winters like I did!  By Edward Lucas   04.01.2010.
Edward Lucas is eastern Europe correspondent for The Economist

I spotted this article, and must say that my feelings are exactly the same from my experiences of 10 years in China.  In the north, temperatures plunged to -40C from November to March, often with a strong wind from the north west Mongolian plateau - that's cold! 
The answer is not to hibernate, but to make sure that you are well insulated, with several layers of warm clothing; long thermal underwear, and hot drinks.  With the exception of fruit and bread, no cold food! 
I'm delighted to add that in the summer the situation was reversed with temperatures reaching +40.  That's warm, and I love it!  AC
 
Timidly shivering in their badly insulated houses, or tottering along unswept pavements in unsuitable footwear and inadequate clothes, the British present a pathetic sight in winter.
Not just incompetent in the face of the challenge of a cold snap - but too often joyless to boot.
 
What a contrast to Russia and other east European countries where I have spent most of my adult life.
Deep snow: Britain comes to a halt when it snows. Here, a man digs a path on the North Yorkshire Moors

Deep snow: Britain comes to a halt when it snows. Here, a man digs a path on the North Yorkshire Moors

 

Supposedly these countries are the continent's poor relations. But when it comes to dealing with General Winter - the deadly foe of all invaders from the west - they are streets ahead.
 
During my years in Moscow, the first sign of a night-time snowfall was that the incessant traffic rumble softened.
Blizzard: A man struggles through the snow and wind in Billingham, Teesside

Blizzard: A man struggles through the snow and wind in Billingham, Teesside 

But within minutes, the grating, grinding noise of snow ploughs filled the air. Russia may have dreadful roads, but unlike in Britain, the authorities know that keeping them clear of snow in winter is a national priority.
 
Russians are famously bad drivers: Rude and risky. But they know how to deal with snow - cornering cautiously and leaving plenty of space for braking.  Even the humblest Lada car carries a shovel for emergencies, and usually a sack of grit or salt too.
 
In a country where being stuck in a car overnight means death by frostbite, people take the matter with proper seriousness.  Unlike us, our fellow Europeans in the east know how to dress properly too. My most treasured possession is an Estonian 'lunt', a supple lambskin cap.
With the flaps turned down, it keeps me warm even in temperatures of -50c (my record, encountered in the eastern Siberian mining town of Kemerovo).
 
Sledge ride: Villagers ride a sledge in the village of Mirny, Russia

Sledge ride: Villagers ride a sledge in the village of Mirny, Russia 

Draughts, in Russian eyes, are the work of the devil.
 
In England, they seem to be a matter of national pride, especially among the upper classes (who also shun central heating on the grounds that it is bad for their antique furniture).  If the British are over-thrifty when it comes to heating, the Russians are magnificently extravagant.
When I first lived in the Soviet Union, I searched in vain for valves to turn down the furnace-like temperature of the radiators.  My friends laughed at me. 'When it gets too hot, we just open the window,' they explained.
 
But winter in the east is not just a matter of survival. It is also great fun. English children are encouraged by overcautious parents to stay indoors, hunched over their computer games. In Russia, children can't wait to get outside. Cold means fun.
 
I will never forget the delight in my sons' eyes when we built our first garden igloo. It was tiny, more of a hollow snowman than a proper house.  But in the years that followed we built magnificent creations, even one with an entrance chamber and a chimney. One year, the snow at our house outside Moscow was a metre deep. We honeycombed it with tunnels and bunkers.
 
That was good exercise. So was cross-country skiing, a low-key sport requiring none of the expense and paraphernalia of the down-hill version. You just strap long thin skis to your boots, grab the sticks and head off into the forest.
 
Skating takes on a new meaning too. Forget the pathetic pocket-handkerchief rinks of Britain, where people hobble at crawling speed in cautious circles.
All year round: Many Russians think westerners are wimps when it comes to coping with the cold  All year round: Many Russians think westerners are wimps when it comes to coping with the cold
 
On a frozen windswept lake you can skate as fast and as far as you like, giving an unbeatable feeling of speed and freedom.
 
Best of all was the sauna culture - a world away from the feeble version of British spas and health clubs filled with thin-lipped women desperate to sweat out a few pounds. The real thing is a hut, preferably self-built and fuelled by logs you have chopped yourself.
 
You sit in silence, letting your worries pour out through your pores. You beat yourself or your friends with a sauna whisk, made from a birch branch. And then you jump in the coldest water you can find. 
 
I used to visit Moscow's Sandunovskaya baths, the oldest and grandest in the city, with two British friends. It was a fascinating experience-not least because of the overheard conversations, often conducted in gangster argot, among the rich and powerful Russians who made up most of the clientele.
 
Russians think westerners are wimps. They usually are, but we wanted to show we were different. So the three of us plunged into the ice-bath - and started a rather jerky rendition of 'Rule Britannia'.
 
A gaggle of heftily built and tattooed men gathered, incredulous that we were breaking sauna etiquette by staying in the icy water, rather than emerging gasping after a few seconds.
 
'There'll be nothing left of you,' one of them said, anxiously, worried that frostbite might be attacking our most precious body parts. We emerged to cheers and handshakes, and toasted our new friends in vodka and tea.
 
I cannot recreate those beloved Russian winters in Britain. But I have installed (against the strenuous objections of my wife) what must be one of the very few outdoor saunas in Chelsea.
 
She looks in dismay at the kit: The wooden bucket and ladle, the strange mushroom-like hats, the linen loin-cloths, the small bottles of birchbark oil, dark brown and pungent (for scenting the steam), the canister of salty sauna honey (for rubbing on the skin) and the birch-branch whisks (imported from Estonia and stored in the freezer).
 
Today, though, I'll scarcely hear her objections: I'll be too busy looking for snow to roll in.
I once hosted a glamorous English couple in the depths of an Eastern winter. As the wind howled and their ears turned blue, both refused even to fasten their coats, let alone accept the hats, gloves and scarves I tried to lend them, during a brief walk.
Snow fun: Winters in Moscow are notoriously freezing

Snow fun: Winters in Moscow are notoriously freezing 

'I would look silly in a hat,' said my friend. 'Nobody in my family has ever worn anything like that,' said his haughty wife.

The locals were scandalised at the sight of anyone treating the weather with such disrespect.
 
Life indoors is different too. In my first winter in the Soviet Union, I watched entranced as my landlady appeared in my flat to plug every gap in our leaky old windows with strips of paper and a paste made of soap.

Draughts, in Russian eyes, are the work of the devil.

In England, they seem to be a matter of national pride, especially among the upper classes (who also shun central heating on the grounds that it is bad for their antique furniture).

If the British are over-thrifty when it comes to heating, the Russians are magnificently extravagant.

When I first lived in the Soviet Union, I searched in vain for valves to turn down the furnace-like temperature of the radiators.  My friends laughed at me. 'When it gets too hot, we just open the window,' they explained.

But winter in the East is not just a matter of survival. It is also great fun. English children are encouraged by overcautious parents to stay indoors, hunched over their computer games. In Russia, children can't wait to get outside. Cold means fun.

I will never forget the delight in my sons' eyes when we built our first garden igloo. It was tiny, more of a hollow snowman than a proper house.

But in the years that followed we built magnificent creations, even one with an entrance chamber and a chimney. One year, the snow at our house outside Moscow was a metre deep. We honeycombed it with tunnels and bunkers.

That was good exercise. So was cross-country skiing, a low-key sport requiring none of the expense and paraphernalia of the down-hill version. You just strap long thin skis to your boots, grab the sticks and head off into the forest.

 

Skating takes on a new meaning too. Forget the pathetic pocket-handkerchief rinks of Britain, where people hobble at crawling speed in cautious circles.

All year round: Many Russians think westerners are wimps when it comes to coping with the cold

All year round: Many Russians think westerners are wimps when it comes to coping with the cold

On a frozen windswept lake you can skate as fast and as far as you like, giving an unbeatable feeling of speed and freedom.

Best of all was the sauna culture - a world away from the feeble version of British spas and health clubs filled with thin-lipped women desperate to sweat out a few pounds. The real thing is a hut, preferably self-built and fuelled by logs you have chopped yourself.

You sit in silence, letting your worries pour out through your pores. You beat yourself or your friends with a sauna whisk, made from a birch branch. And then you jump in the coldest water you can find. 

I used to visit Moscow's Sandunovskaya baths, the oldest and grandest in the city, with two British friends. It was a fascinating experience-not least because of the overheard conversations, often conducted in gangster argot, among the rich and powerful Russians who made up most of the clientele.

Russians think Westerners are wimps. They usually are, but we wanted to show we were different. So the three of us plunged into the ice-bath - and started a rather jerky rendition of 'Rule Britannia'.

A gaggle of heftily built and tattooed men gathered, incredulous that we were breaking sauna etiquette by staying in the icy water, rather than emerging gasping after a few seconds.

'There'll be nothing left of you,' one of them said, anxiously, worried that frostbite might be attacking our most precious body parts. We emerged to cheers and handshakes, and toasted our new friends in vodka and tea.

I cannot recreate those beloved Russian winters in Britain. But I have installed (against the strenuous objections of my wife) what must be one of the very few outdoor saunas in Chelsea.

She looks in dismay at the kit: The wooden bucket and ladle, the strange mushroom-like hats, the linen loin-cloths, the small bottles of birchbark oil, dark brown and pungent (for scenting the steam), the canister of salty sauna honey (for rubbing on the skin) and the birch-branch whisks (imported from Estonia and stored in the freezer).

Today, though, I'll scarcely hear her objections: I'll be too busy looking for snow to roll in. 

Why I believe Blair should stand trial - and even face charges for war crimes, by General Sir Michael Rose.  By General Sir Michael Rose 28.11.2009.

Tony Blair  Without blame: The Chilcot Inquiry will not hold leaders to account
 
The inquiry into the Iraq War is not a court and no one is on trial. So said Sir John Chilcot, chairman of the inquiry, in his opening statement. He added that he was not there to determine the guilt or innocence of those responsible for the invasion of Iraq.
 
The object of the inquiry is simply to identify the lessons that should be learned from Iraq in order to help future UK governments who may face similar situations.
 
No doubt, Sir John's inquiry will be both frank and impartial. No doubt, where appropriate, some criticism will be made of politicians and officials alike.  But although these are worthy objectives, they fall scandalously short of the crucial issue which millions of people in this country  -  myself included  -  believe this inquiry should be about. 

With respect to Sir John, there is really no point in holding a further inquiry unless it does apportion blame, unless it does hold to account those who led us into this unnecessary, unwinnable and costly war in Iraq. 

The inquiry should be the first step in a judicial process that brings those responsible for the disasters of the Iraq war before the courts  -  and could, as I shall explain, ultimately result in Tony Blair being indicted for war crimes.
 
Already, the inquiry has provided us with devastating details of events in the run-up to Iraq.
Sir William Ehrman, former Director of Defence and Intelligence at the Foreign Office, told it this week that British spies reported ten days before the invasion that Iraq had 'disassembled' what chemical weapons it had. Yet Tony Blair nevertheless pressed ahead with the war.
 
Then came former Washington ambassador Sir Christopher Meyer's claim that Tony Blair and George W. Bush had signed a secret deal 'in blood' to topple Saddam Hussein almost a year before Iraq was invaded, and that officials found themselves scrabbling to find 'a smoking gun' to justify going to war.
 
But, despite these compelling accounts of what happened, the truth is that we already know the main lessons of Iraq: Britain was taken unprepared into war on false grounds, and the inevitable result was the destruction of Iraq, enormous loss of life and continuing political turmoil in the Middle East. Worse, the war has radicalised Muslim opinion against the West throughout the world, even spawning terrorism on the streets of London. 
Sir Christopher Meyer

Evidence: Sir Christopher Meyer told the Iraq Inquiry that Blair and Bush signed a secret deal 'in blood' to topple Saddam Hussein

Although it may be too early to assess the final cost of the war in human, political or economic terms, already the figures that have emerged are truly horrifying.
 
Over 100,000 Iraqi civilians and more than 4,500 soldiers from coalition forces have been killed during almost seven years of the occupation  -  and probably ten times that number have been injured. Two million Iraqis have fled their country and another two million have been internally displaced.
Up to $3 trillion has been spent on the war by America  -  a staggering sum that is likely to have played a significant part in the collapse of the American banking system and helped create the present difficulties facing the world economy.

Today, so many destabilising political, economic and social issues remain in Iraq that despite victory having been declared, there is a serious danger the country will collapse into civil war when the American troops finally depart next year. 

Added to all this is the effect on the war in Afghanistan. War can never be an isolated act, and the West's efforts in Afghanistan have been almost fatally damaged by the decision to concentrate on Iraq  -  with the resulting diversion of vital strategic resources. 

If only a fraction of the military and economic resources that have been expended in Iraq over the past six years had been committed to Afghanistan in 2001, the situation would certainly look very different today from the deeply worrying one that currently exists in that war-torn country. 

Crucially, it would not have been possible for the Taliban to return to Afghanistan or mobilise the support of the Afghani people against the coalition forces by claiming that the West had failed to deliver its promise to rebuild the country. 

As it is, the Taliban has been able to exploit the vacuum that was left when the West turned away  -  and we now have a situation which, at its worst, could spill over into Pakistan, raising the spectre of Al Qaeda gaining access to nuclear weapons. 

Any military strategist will tell you it is never sensible to open a second front, as we did in Iraq, before completely defeating the enemy on the first front.
Pakistani soldiers outside a cave allegedly used by Taliban militants  Domino effect: Pakistani soldiers outside a cave allegedly used by Taliban militants
 
As Blair walks off into our history books, without seemingly a scintilla of blame being attributed to him for his part in the Iraq war, no wonder there is such extreme fury and frustration with a political system that refuses to make him answer for his actions. 

Recently, I heard an Oxford academic describe the Iraq war as 'stale cabbage', adding that the British people were no longer interested in how the Iraq war had come about.  But this dismissive attitude greatly underestimates the desire for justice that characterises most of us in this country.
 
Indeed, it is likely that much of the current anger over the issue of MPs' expenses is actually an expression of deep disillusionment with the entire democratic process, which has been brought on by Blair's decision to go to war against the clear will of the majority of the people.
 
Sadly, it was also a decision in which the majority of MPs, with a few honourable exceptions such as the late Robin Cook, were complicit.
 
For it is not just Blair who should be held to account. In the run-up to the Iraq war, it is clear that MPs failed sufficiently to question the validity of the intelligence used by Blair to justify the war  -  choosing to believe what they were told and supinely accepting the conclusions of the infamous 'dodgy dossier' which warned that Saddam could launch an attack on the West within 45 minutes.
 
During the debate on the dossier on September 24, 2002, they failed to challenge the Prime Minister even though it would have been a simple matter to determine whether the missiles that Saddam supposedly possessed were tactical or strategic weapons.
 
Tactical battlefield missiles  -  which are what they turned out to be  -  could only just reach the British sovereign base at Dhekelia in Cyprus, and they certainly did not constitute a strategic threat to the West as Blair claimed.
 
If one of my military students at the British Army Command and Staff College had produced such a sloppy and weak case for war as did Tony Blair before Parliament, I would have sacked him  -  for he would have revealed himself to be entirely without the strategic grasp or ruthless analytic quality that is necessary in any military leader, especially one in time of war. 

Yet Blair's misuse of intelligence in the run-up to war is but one of at least two vital issues where the Iraq inquiry should be seeking to determine whether he is guilty of deception. 

First, the then Prime Minister clearly stated before the invasion that regime change would never be the reason for going to war  -  yet it is already beginning to emerge from the Iraq inquiry that this was almost certainly the real reason for invading Iraq.  
On this issue, at least, it seems as if Blair misled Parliament and, indeed, the country. 

Second, according to accepted international law of war, no country should go to war unless it is the action of last resort; its actions are proportional to the threat; and unless the end result is justified by the means used  -  in other words, that the situation in the country after the invasion will be an improvement, in human and security terms, on the original state of affairs. 
The Saddam Hussein statue is toppled in Iraq Toppled: The Prime Minister had said before the invasion that regime change would never be the reason for going to war 
The war in Iraq represents a clear breach of these three basic requirements: the UN believed there was no justification for going to war in March 2003, as we had not reached the point of 'last resort'; there was no threat whatsoever from Iraq in the absence of chemical weapons; and the woeful failure to commit proper resources to the post-war situation meant Iraq inevitably descended into a spiral of disorder, violence and chaos from which it has still not recovered.

Everyone  -  even a Prime Minister  -  must be presumed innocent until he is proven guilty. However, it is not a sustainable defence for Blair to say that he felt he was doing the 'right thing' when he committed this country to the invasion of Iraq, or that he was himself misled by the intelligence.
 
It is his obvious responsibility as the country's leader to determine the validity and quality of the source of the intelligence before taking us to war.  And it seems more than probable, from the grotesque fiasco of the 'dodgy dossier', that Blair was quite happy to use any intelligence that suited his case  -  and ignore warnings about its quality.
 
Already, the inquiry seems to be confirming our worst fears about events leading up to the war against Iraq in 2003. Already, a prima facie case could be made that the invasion of Iraq was in significant breach of international law and might constitute a war crime.  Surely, if such a case does exist against Blair, then the people of this country could rightly demand that he be brought before a court of law. The Chilcot Inquiry must not stop short of apportioning blame given the evidence building up against Blair.
 
In Britain, we have a good tradition of holding our leaders to account when they lead our country to disaster. When Admiral John Byng lost the island of Minorca to the French in 1756, he was shot by six Royal Marines as he knelt on the quarterdeck of HMS Monarch. Subsequently, Voltaire claimed  -  probably correctly  -  that the British had done this to encourage other admirals never to repeat such mistakes.
 
When the British Army was defeated at Yorktown in 1781 at the end of the American War of Independence, the entire British Cabinet resigned. George III, who had fervently supported the war, also tried to resign, but was not allowed to do so.
 
When Winston Churchill, who as First Sea Lord had been the main architect of the Empire's Gallipoli campaign against the Turks, saw the scale of the disaster that happened there in 1915, he immediately volunteered for the trenches in France  -  where, no doubt, he hoped to find death or redeem his honour.
In contrast, Blair today swans about the world making millions from business contracts and lectures. And, to make matters still more distasteful, much of these earnings are only made possible because of the American and Middle Eastern contacts he made as a result of his unconditional support for Bush during the Iraq war.
 
In going to war, against the will of the people, Blair has gravely damaged democracy in this country. Is it any surprise that only a minority of the voting public in Britain now turn out for general elections?
 
That is why I believe that, if justice is to prevail, and faith in democracy is to be restored in this country, Tony Blair and those officials responsible for the disasters of the Iraq war should appear in a court of law which could lead to them being indicted for war crimes.
 
We owe this much at least to those many brave and courageous people who have died or been injured in Iraq as well as to their families.
 
As with the shooting of Admiral Byng, putting Blair before a court of law to answer for his actions would surely encourage future prime ministers not to wage costly and unnecessary wars in times to come.
General Sir Michael Rose was commander of UN peacekeeping forces in Bosnia. He is shortly to appear as a witness in the Karadzic war crimes trial in The Hague.

Time for truth about torture

After a whistleblower revealed Canadian complicity in the torture of Afghan prisoners, a full public inquiry is vital

One man has Canada in an uproar. Former second-in-command at the Canadian embassy in Kabul, Richard Colvin, told a parliamentary committee in Ottawa that all detainees handed over to the Afghanistan government by Canadian soldiers were abused. The opposition parties have called for a public inquiry, but the Harper government has called Colvin's testimony into question. Now, Canada must yet again have a serious discussion about its role in Afghanistan.

Colvin sat before the parliamentary committee and flatly stated: "According to our information, the likelihood is that all the Afghans we handed over were tortured. For interrogators in Kandahar, it was a standard operating procedure." He alleged that the abuse included beatings and rape. Colvin also revealed that he wrote 16 reports that detailed his doubts about the programme that failed to follow up on detainees once they were turned over to Afghan officials. Those reports, he claims, were ignored, or actively silenced. The reply to all of this from Canada's defense minister Peter MacKay was one of dismissal. "There has not been a single, solitary proven allegation of abuse involving a transferred Taliban prisoner by Canadian forces," he said. The opposition parties roundly booed him.

The issue of Canada's role in the treatment of Afghan detainees is not a new one. The 2005 agreement that Canada signed with the government of Afghanistan on detainee transfers did not account for Canadian monitoring of the detainees once they were in the hands of Afghan authorities. By 2007, reports surfaced of detainee abuse, and public opinion forced the Harper government to suspend, and later change, the detainee transfer program. Still, in 2008, federal court justice Anne Mactavish remained concerned, citing the fact that some detainees had disappeared and suggesting that Afghanistan's history of human rights violations was reason to worry that torture had taken place. Though the federal government failed to admit that abuse had occurred, both it and the federal court recognised that detainee abuse was a concern.  

Which makes the government's current position strange. MacKay spent his Thursday afternoon on the major Canadian news networks, attempting to undermine Colvin's testimony. But given Colvin's high rank and non-partisan position, it seems difficult to imagine what Colvin might have to gain from lying. Were his concerns ignored and silenced? Or does the fact that he forwarded them at all suggest that he was not under a very strict gag order? And what of his claims that all detainees were subjugated to abuse or torture? Are they overblown or accurate? MacKay suggested that corroborating evidence is needed in order to launch a public inquiry. True, but that suggests this is a new problem with no past evidence to support Colvin's claim. It isn't. This is becoming an uncomfortable ongoing issue for Canadians, and we deserve to know what happened. 
 

A public inquiry is necessary. Taking this discussion outside of partisan bickering in the House seems essential to finding out what Colvin knew, who else might have known what he did, and what role - if any - Canada has played in the abuse of Afghan civilians. Colvin's allegations point to moral corruption - that's not what Canadians were told would be achieved in Afghanistan. As it does for Britain or the US, Canada's role in Afghanistan walks a fine line between defining who we want to be, and the kind of criminals we're supposed to be fighting against. We need to know which side we're walking on.
Cuts will cost British universities their international reputations

Financial crisis beckons as public spending cuts loom and universities face intense competition from overseas

 Polly Curtis, education editor   guardian.co.uk, 20.11. 2009

An estimated 187 jobs are at risk at Leeds University as part of a restructuring exercise.

Universities are facing a new funding crisis with looming public spending cuts and intense competition from overseas, according to the man employed by the government to allocate money to higher education in England.

 

Sir Alan Langlands, head of the university funding council and a former chief executive of the NHS, warned that the UK risks losing its international reputation for higher education as other countries pump cash into universities to try to train people out of the recession.

It comes after research by the lecturer's union this week suggested that universities are already making widespread job cuts in anticipation of a decrease in public funding. In the last year 1,318 academics have been laid off and a further 5,097 are threatened, it found. Cardiff University has lost 50 jobs, City 65 and Salford 150 through voluntary and compulsory redundancies.

 

Langlands told a conference of university chairs convened by the Higher Education Funding Council for England (Hefce) today: "It seems to me we're in what could be a very difficult transition. We've had a period of real terms growth that may be seen in history as a bit of a golden age.  "This is happening at a time when there's intense competition for overseas students… reduced spending [and] a time when there are significant cost pressures."
 

He said the review of student fees, launched by Lord Mandelson this month, would have to redress the balance between the different sources of funding for universities including the taxpayer, students, graduates and employers. Currently the bulk is paid for by the treasury, suggesting he believes that fees – or some form of contribution from students – will have to rise in the future.

 

But those reforms could not realistically start before 2012 meaning universities face up to three years of funding cuts first. He said the cuts could start as soon as the new year when Hefce receives its budget for 2010-11.  "There's no doubt we will be experiencing these short-term reductions," he said.  "That strong position is now under challenge from intense competition from overseas. The UK and Spain are the only countries in Europe not investing in higher education.  "Right across Europe we are seeing a new wave of education provision taught in English and indeed in Scandinavia too."
 
He described how governments in Germany, Australia and the US had made universities central to their fiscal stimulus plans. President Obama has prioritised spending on higher education to help rebuild the economy out of the recession.
 
Langlands cited figures from the Institute of Fiscal Studies, which suggest that government spending is limited to levels not seen since the 1970s. In September, leaked Treasury documents which suggested each department is facing a cut of 9.3% between 2010 and 2014. If investment in schools and the NHS is ring-fenced other areas would be even worse affected.
 
Universities are also vulnerable because other sources of funding, including the NHS and teacher training budgets, are also under threat, Langlands said. Grants from the big medical charities have also been affected as many rely on large endowments that have suffered in the recession.
 
Some universities are already taking drastic measures to cut their costs. UCU claim 187 jobs are at risk at Leeds University as part of a round of major spending cuts. The vice-chancellor has announced that he wants to cut spending by £35m. Last year its total expenditure was £440m.
 
Mandelson, the business secretary who is also responsible for universities, has launched a new plan for universities which suggests that funding would be increasingly skewed in favour of science and technology subjects. That has already been happening in some areas over the past year meaning that many arts and humanities areas have suffered. There has been a series of high profile closures of language departments in universities.
 
Sally Hunt, general secretary of the University and College Union, said: "We are in real danger of being left behind as we try to get back on track economically. Most countries are investing in universities and they recognise that help for education must be at the heart of their fiscal stimuli. Despite warm words from government the opposite is happening in the UK. If the government does not make bold decisions to back education now then we have little doubt that the fallout from that decision will be felt in years to come."
A Walk in the Country.
 
I had forgotten just how beautiful southern England is in the spring and early summer, as I have only been here during the winter for the past 8 years.  During the winter, it has a beauty of it's own.   Naked trees outlined in brown against sullen, grey skies.  Rich, fertile soil, awaiting the first green shoots of  spring.
 
My mother's village; not her's you understand, in case you still have the impression that everyone in the west is vastly wealthy,  - it is the village in which she has lived for the past 60 years, is situated 80km south east of London, about 15km north of my hometown, Hastings.  The seaside town is famed as the last place where England was successfully invaded.  
 
In 1066 - probably the most famous date in English history, William of Normandy (northern France), sailed across the English Channel and defeated the reigning Saxon king at Battle, about 8km south of my village, Robertsbridge.  However, back to the point, whilst staying with my mother, I take the opportunity to walk by the river, through woods where we used to build 'camps' as a boy, and along country paths.
 
Many of the houses in the village date from the 12th to 16th centuries.  Very distinctive, they are brick built to the second floor, and half timbered with daub and plaster on the upper storey, topped with steep roofs of brick-red tiles.  Daub and plaster is a mud covering on strips from willow trees, which in turn, is covered with a rough plaster traditionally painted white or pale yellow.
 
Traditionally in Britain, villages have grown up around the parish church and two or three farms.  Not so, Robertsbridge.  Churches were not only religious centres and the focal point of the community, they were also the bottom level of administration for local government.  Robertsbridge is in the Parish of Salehurst - meaning salt wood, which is a kilo-meter to the north east of the village, across the flood plain of the River Rother, which winds it's way through green farmland to the sea at Rye, 25km to the east.
 
I began my walk northwards, across the valley, past the old mill which is now being re-developed into low-cost housing, shops and offices.  There has been a a working water powered mill on the site, producing wheat flour for bread, for more than 800 years.  It is still possible to see the water-wheel used to grind the gigantic granite stones.  Well, at least it would be visible, if the developers hadn't wrapped the site in layers of barbed wire.
 
Why the council has made provision for ships is beyond belief.  Of the 35 shops and small stores which occupied the High Street when I was a boy, only 6 have survived the passage of time.  Even the Post Office, the oldest in the country in constant use since the postal service began in the 1830's, has been relocated during the past 12 months.
 
Little has changed, however.  Children were playing in the park, which used to be called 'The Playing Fields'.  Locals played cricket; a complex traditional game which, to me, is as interesting as watching grass grow.  A sign for the car park and a traffic cone had been unceremoniously dumped in the stream where I used to 'tickle' minnows and stickle-backs.  Both are tiny river fish, minnows being a main source of food for river trout.  The other species have sharp spines down their backs.
 
I continued another 500km or so to the old primary school, which happily, after several years of neglect, has been renovated and converted into living accommodation.  The stream which  ran across the playground has dried up.  One of my classmates, Maureen was pushed into the water and the headmaster caned the wrong boy in front of the whole school. A terrifying experience for all of us; nervously sweating.
 
I turned eastwards into Church Lane, a narrow roadway which runs from the main London to Hastings road, to the church.  That's why it's called Church Lane!  I deliberately chose that explanation as an example of 'idiot English' which we have to endure on CCTV 9.   
 
Past the aptly named Rother View, a former council estate which was the envy of many villagers because the houses had bathrooms and indoor toilets.  During the 1950's, most villagers used to bathe in a large tub in front of the fire once a week.
 
Half way along the lane is Rummery's old place, now modernised with extensions which are 3 times the size of the original cottage.  What a miserable man he was!  He never quite figured out that whilst diversionary activities were taking place in the lane, a small gang of 10  year olds were relieving him of a few apples from the orchard at the rear of the property.
 
Further along, the pig-stys had long gone, but an ancient oak tree, which may be 100 or 200 years old, had recovered and divided into two substantial trees, having been struck by lightning 45 years ago.  I'm surprised that conservationists or the council haven't cut it down to determine exactly how old it is.
 
A few minutes later, I climbed the steps to St Mary the Virgin; the impressive and historically important parish church.  King Richard the 1st gave a font to the church.  A font is where people are Christened as being members of the Anglican Church of England.  The gift was in response to Abbot Robert de Martin's payment of a ransom.  The King of Bavaria (southern Germany), kidnapped Richard on his return from the Crusades - Holy Wars during the Holy Wars in Palestine, during the early 1200's.
 
On the floor in the tower, which houses a magnificent set of 8 bells, lie iron-cast tombstones of a family who once owned most of the iron industry in the area.
 
Rays of light shone through the beautiful stained glass windows, of which a set of 4 are very rare, showing birds which are local to the area.
 
In the north-east corner of the church are the decaying remains of the Wigsell Chapel; a reminder of the power of one of the wealthiest landowners in the area.  It has been invaded by the intrusion of of the installation of a magnificent pipe organ, and is cluttered with disused candle-sticks and empty gas bottles.  Not important, I suppose.  The family died out years ago; mostly killed in wars in our attempts to rule most of the rest of the world during the 18th and 19th centuries.
 
The graveyard, whose up-keep is the responsibility of the Parish Council, was disappointing to say the least; overgrown with weeds, brambles and nettles.  My father's memorial stone, and others were not visible.  I was not able to reach the resting place of a friend who died 35 years ago in a car accident, although it was only 50 metres away.  A wire fence had been strung across the surrounding gravestones, much to my annoyance and disappointment.
 
On the south side of the church, things were a little tidier, but contained the graves of several of my old classmates from primary school.  In the warmth of a beautiful summer afternoon.  I suddenly felt strangely alone.  Isolated, vulnerable... and a little sad. 
 
Walking downhill onwards the river where I used to fish, I met an elderly man from the east-end of London walking the country paths along the dis-used Kent and Sussex railway.  He recalled days when he came from London to the village during hop picking time in early September.  He was also crazy about old railways.  We chatted for an hour in the shade of overhanging trees. I asked where he was from.  He replied, Oh!  The centre of the world.'
 
'Ah... Beijing!'  I enquired.  'No Devises,'  he laughed.  It is a market town in the west country, close to Bristol, where I lived and worked for 30 years before coming to China.  A hand full of people passed by walking their dogs, to pass the time of day, commenting on nothing in particular, except of course, the weather.  Some things don't change.
 
Continuing across the river into Abbey Lane and Fair Lane, I headed towards the village.  The public footpath beside the river was obstructed by a fence erected by a farmer.  He had also ploughed one of the two protected riverside meadows, the habitat of rare species, buttercups, daises and wild orchids.  Another complaint to the Parish Council, I think. 
 
Public footpaths in Britain are legally, 'Rights of Way'.  Their origins go back centuries, linking farms and local villages with each other.  Ancient laws state that they should be walked at once a year by a responsible person of the parish.  My father did the job for years.  Such paths can only be closed or re-routed by Act of Parliament.
 
Meadow lands are also protected.  They are free of artificial fertilisers and weed-killers.  Although their intended use is for grazing, they are not suitable for grazing modern high-bred livestock, which can suffer serious indigestion, and even death.  As a result, the existence of meadow land has almost disappeared.
 
The apple and pear orchards which used to adorn the valley have been replaced with crops of wheat and barley.  Hop fields, which used to produce a kind of flower used to flovour beer in the brewing industry, have similarly, almost disappeared.  It was a highly specialised type of farming.  I guess it's days are severely numbered.
 
Fair Lane links the village High Street with Abbey Lane.  A considerable favour was granted by King Henry in 1253 to Robertsbridge, making it formerly a town, with the privilidge of holding a weekly market and an annual fair for 3 days in September.  The market was continued until the late 1950's when it closed, thus reverting the status of Robertsbridge to that of a village.
 
At the junction of Fair Lane with the High Street, stand an old public house, dating back more than 700 years.  It is said to be haunted by the ghost of The Red Abbot.  Whether he is dressed in red, or simply had too much to drink, I am not sure.  However, there was a rumour that an ancient tunnel linked the pub with the Abbey, 2 kilometres away.  The entrance to a tunnel was uncouvered some years ago.
 
The village has changed over the years.  Gone are the small village shops and people I knew.  In are wealthy, professional people who work in London and sleep in the village.  They have been able afford to maintain the fabric of the old buildings which, undoubtedly have fallen into dis-repair.  The lesson to be learned, I think, is that without change, there is no progress or development.  A thought that certainly applies to China as well.
 
Alan Cooper.
Robertsbridge.  England.
May, 2008.
 
Take My Advice.
 
I wonder how many times we've heard that from our parents, teachers and friends.  The information and advice we present here is not merely a random collection of thoughts, they are drawn from a wide range of experiences of different people, sometimes over a long period of time.
 
The question arises as to whether you have to accept or act that advice, and in short, the answer is  'No, you don't!'  I say this for several reasons; in today's global world, including an unprecedented amount of information available on the Internet, the choices and opportunities available are endless.  You may also have an unfulfilled dream which needs to be satisfied.
 
An example is that one of our Team had set his mind on pursuing his chosen career upon graduation, in Beijing, although his parents were against the idea.  As it turned out, the job didn't come up to expectations, he felt under financial pressure due to the expense of living in a metropolis ( a large city in a country or region),  and he was lonely, being away from family and friends.
 
In 2003, the SARS outbreak came to his rescue, as it provided an opportunity to move back to the relative safety of his home environment and, of course, the area with which he was familiar, and with people he knew.  Even if that had not been the case, it would have been better if he had said to his parents, 'I'm coming home.'
 
It doesn't matter what parents say in the heat of the moment, as a result of disappointment, frustration or concern, most would never turn their back on you, because usually, in their eyes, you are the most important person in their lives.  Whether you are 5 years old, 20, 40 or 60, to your parents you are always 'their baby'.
 
As I get older, and approach the slippery slope towards senility, I sometimes think, 'I wish I was young again.', but I would like to know everything that I know now.  That would spoil it, I suppose, as there would be nothing left to discover, experience or enjoy.
 
A friend once told me that getting older meant that hills appeared steeper and the shops were further away.  That is sometimes the case.  At other times, I feel invigorated and full of passion.  So, enjoy your experiences; explore every opportunity that presents itself.  Remember that when an opportunity passes by, it is gone forever.  When it's gone, it's gone.  Share the passion and, of course, take my advice!

David Chipp:  Occasionally a man of great integrity and vision passes almost un-noticed by those who do not know or work with him. This tribute is from The Daily Telegraph (London). Alan Cooper

Editor-in-chief of the Press Association who made his name as the first Western correspondent in Communist China. 11 Sep 2008

David Chipp David Chipp: a fierce defender of the press's rights
David Chipp, who has died aged 81, was the first Western correspondent to report from China after the Commmunist takeover of 1949 and later an inspiring editor-in-chief of the Press Association, Britain's national news agency, for 17 years.

PA had slid into a depressed state under the stewardship of an accountant when Chipp struck a fresh note by telling his first editorial conference in 1969 that journalism should be fun, then adding: "If we do not find it so, we might as well be bank clerks.. He made news stories shorter and brighter, gave reporters bylines and encouraged them to slip out from under the umbrella of the political establishment.

He changed the times of the editorial conferences to accommodate evening papers' deadlines and made one of his reporters Brussels correspondent, thus ruffling the accepted division of responsibilities between PA and Reuters, the international agency.

A fierce defender of the press's rights, Chipp spoke up for the right to report fully from Northern Ireland and protested vehemently when newsmen covering a European event at the Guildhall were not invited to the dinner but told to come in to cover the speeches. When there was an attempt to prevent a PA reporter being sent to cover the Falklands War in 1982, he sent out a note on the wire explaining the situation and suggesting that editors of provincial papers might like to get in touch with the Ministry of Defence. The MoD relented within hours, and he was known afterwards as "Admiral Chipp".

Not all journalists agreed with his attacks on the lobby rules under which political specialists reported Parliament, or were sure that he was right in calling for the abolition of the D-Notice system governing security issues. There were also some questions about his decision to cut a story about Princess Anne missing Prince Harry's christening. And since the building which PA and Reuters shared was on Fleet Street, Chipp found himself drawn into union troubles.

When the agency's telegraphists, who put the edited copy on the wire, decided to aid a strike by regional journalists by refusing to handle anything that he had not personally edited, Chipp sat a desk on the editorial floor sub-editing all its stories every day for seven weeks, taking only a few hours off to sleep at his bachelor flat in Fleet Street.

Such action did not endear him to the Left wing of the Labour Party. The MP Dennis Skinner said the whole PA service was unbalanced, adding "as it must be" in reference to Chipp's middle-class background. Later, outside the Labour Party headquarters, Skinner informed a PA reporter that he wanted to "go on record" about the way PA gathered facts about workers and union members, but reported little about the operation of the Tory government. At the bottom of the published story Chipp appended the comment: "We have issued this drivel from Skinner because otherwise he would accuse us of censorship."

The Labour MP Joe Ashton accused PA of publishing a story to create trouble for him. But in the midst of the row that followed, the departing American ambassador Anne Armstrong said how impressed she had been with PA's professionalism and efficiency, which had made her work in Britain go smoothly.

David Allan Chipp was born on June 6 1927 at Kew Gardens, the son of a Colonial Service botanist who became an assistant keeper. He went to school at Malvern, and was visiting an uncle in Malaya when war was declared, so that he went on to Geelong Grammar School in Australia instead of trying to return home.

In 1944 young David joined the British Army at Melbourne before working his passage home on a cargo ship to join the 1st Middlesex regiment, which he heartily hated, not least because he was made to run round Lanark racecourse at 6am during training. Days before the war ended he landed in Europe with a sergeant who was determined to avoid any danger. Chipp then volunteered for commando training, hoping to go to Malaya, where several of his relations were imprisoned. When the Japanese surrendered he was posted instead to the army of occupation in Germany, where he was demobbed in 1947 in the rank of captain.

Chipp read History at King's College, Cambridge, where he demonstrated wide literary and intellectual interests and was a successful captain of college boats. Although he was no linguist, a member of the Cambridge Appointments Board told Reuters that Chipp was "a fellow of considerable vitality and something of an individualist. I should have thought him admirably equipped for your profession."

Taken on as a temporary sports sub-editor by the agency, he first attracted attention when he rang up from Cambridge during a day off, volunteering to drive to Hunstanton to cover some serious floods. The story which resulted earned considerable praise from the agency's American customers. Chipp covered motor racing, athletics and cycling in Paris, briefly replaced the Karachi correspondent and became a staff man in Rangoon and then Saigon, as the Indo-China war peace terms were thrashed out.

In 1956 Chipp was appointed to Beijing after the authorities had been assured that he spoke no Chinese. Engaging a translator, he proceeded to establish good relations with local organisations. When he stepped back on to Chairman Mao's toes at a party, the Leader treated it as a joke.

Most of Chipp's dispatches described the conditions of the people. But he also reported major political speeches, interviewed the premier, Chou En-Lai, and went to meet Pu Yi, the last Emperor. The assiduity and tact with which he performed his task over two years were underlined when his successor lasted in post for only eight months after having "given offence".

On returning home Chipp became personal assistant to Tony Cole, the dynamic news manager. "Obviously NOT a gent," Chipp confided to his diary. "Wears made-up bow tiese_SLps But he certainly gets things done." After successfully coping with this post, Chipp's career sailed steadily upwards. Between 1960 and 1968 he held managerial positions in Asia and was the general manager's representative in North America before being appointed the agency's overall editor. He held that post for a year before being invited to join PA.

After retiring in 1986 Chipp reviewed books, wrote occasional articles and became an independent director of The Observer as well as a board member of TV-am. He was a keen opera-goer, a steward of Henley Royal Regatta, a member of Leander and the Garrick, as well as a beadle of St Bride's church, Fleet Street. But he claimed to be proudest of being described in his passport as "a reporter".

--------------------0--------------------

Victim: Lucy Newman after the attack  THIS is the brutal new face of racism in Britain. 15th January 2009

Lucy Newman after the attack

 Which is the most shocking example of racism we have learned about in the past week?   Is it the video of Prince Harry, made in 2006, in which he refers to a fellow officer cadet as a 'Paki' and tells another Army colleague that he looks like a 'raghead'?   Or is it perhaps the revelation that his father Prince Charles addresses a polo-playing Asian friend by the nickname of 'Sooty', which is apparently perfectly all right by the gentleman concerned, whose real name is Kuldip Dhillon?

Or might it be the case of a young Englishwoman called Lucy Newman, who was punched to the ground in Aberdeen and very badly injured, apparently because she was English?

Although you will have heard and read a great deal about Prince Harry and Prince Charles, you probably know little or nothing about what happened to Ms Newman, and her fractured cheekbone and damaged eye nerves, for the simple reason that the media have barely reported the incident.  And yet it could easily be argued that the attack on her was by far the most serious and disturbing example of racism.

Lucy Newman's attacker hit her in the face after saying: 'Get back to England.' The police are treating it as a racist incident, and they could hardly do otherwise.
 
The differing response of the media and politicians to what the two Princes said on the one hand, and what happened to Lucy Newman on the other, illustrates a perilous double standard.   Racism, it seems, is objectionable only when it involves what whites say about non-whites. The racist utterances or actions of whites in relation to other whites are judged with an indulgent eye, if they are noticed at all.
The only kind of racism ever taken seriously is that of whites towards non-whites.   Asian racism towards blacks  -  in my experience, quite a common phenomenon  -  or black racism towards whites or Asians is scarcely ever mentioned.   Only white-on-black racism works up a white-dominated media and a white-dominated Government.
 
To disregard Asian or black racism is also a perverse form of condescension. Why should they not, as equal citizens, be held to the same standards of behaviour as whites?   To pretend that white-on-white racism does not exist is potentially dangerous. What happened to Lucy Newman in Aberdeen was not an isolated incident.
There have been an increasing number of racially motivated attacks on English people in Scotland. The most recent statistics record 5,813 victims of racial incidents in Scotland in 2005-06. Of these, 1,030 were classified as white and of British origin  -  a rise from 617 in 2003-04.   In the thinly populated Highlands & Islands, 108 English people were victims of racial abuse in the three years from April 1, 2005, according to official police figures.  In the same period, 31 Poles (the second most vulnerable racial group) were also targeted. 
There are half a million English people living in Scotland, and most of them probably never experience racial abuse.  When I recently went into several pubs in Glasgow's rough East End in the line of duty, not attempting to conceal my English accent, I was welcomed like an old friend.   I admit there has always been an edge of animus in some Anglo-Scottish relationships, and I dare say that a Glaswegian wandering into a pub in Birmingham might not be regarded as an entirely innocuous interloper.
But racism is racism wherever it occurs, and whatever the colour of your skin. Imagine the response if Lucy Newman had been a Pakistan-born Briton rather than an English-born Briton. Yet poor Lucy Newman goes unnoticed because she is white. Increasing racism between the Scots and the English is not considered much of a story.
The truth is that it is of far greater significance than a couple of words thoughtlessly uttered in private by a silly young Prince trying to impress his mates.View~point... Under construction

Words and English.
 
Two friends and I were working on the website construction, preparing and editing features to be included in the future.  After four hours, I turned my attention to reading 'The Telegraph', my favourite newspaper, available on-line at : www.telegraph.co.uk  I was searching for information about Sir Menzies Campbell - former leader of The Liberal Democrats in the UK Parliament.
 
Another feature caught my attention, notably a report on the BBC's Secret Guide to Pronunciation.(2006.10.29)  Difficult words, especially names, can cause considerable problems for people like News readers, for example; and others who compile serious quiz shows, or producers of travel programmes and documentaries.
 
Authors Lena Olauson and Catherine Sangster, from the BBC Production Unit, have produced a fascinating insight into the correct way to say words.  Produced in conjunction with Oxford University Press*, widely acclaimed for its publication of Dictionaries.  The BBCPU, I imagine that's how they refer to their department, has a data base of 20,000 'tricky' words.
 
The format is natural and unpretentious, using a mixture of simple re-spelling and the International Phonetic Alphabet.
 
Take Sven-Goran Erikson, the former England Football Manager, for example.  He emerges as : 'Sven - Yaer - an - Ey - rik - son'.  Not so helpful, I imagine.  If I were a newsreader, I might be inclined to resort to, 'Mr Erikson, the former England Manager...'.
 
Thats not the point.  The problems with English, as you will see elsewhere, are the complexities of spelling and pronunciation.  Is 'kilometre' pronounced 'kil-ur-mee-tuhr' or 'kil-o-mee-tuhr'?  The answer is that both are correct, but the former (first) is more traditional.
 
'Schedule' is another excellent example of bi-pronunciation.  'Shed-yool' as pronounced in British English, has been taken over by 'sked-yool' as pronounced in American English.  I must confess, although my students credit me with knowing everything about most things, I sometimes get confused and resort to using both.
 
The word 'controversy' causes some 'con-tro-ver-si', 'contra-ver-si' and 'controv-er-si'.  I think I'll stick with disagreement or argument.
 
Meanwhile, Sir Menzies, I discovered, is known to his friends as 'Ming'.  This derives from the Scottish pronunciation of 'Mingis' - 'ming' rhymes with 'sing' with a soft 'g' sound,; 'is' is pronounced 'ees'.  It originated in Ireland aparently, during the 8th century as 'juht' - pronounced 'yog'.  The character was similar to a 'z' with a tail.  During the 16th century, developments in printing, reduced it to a simple 'z'.  In Norman times, it fell out of favour, but was retained north of the border in Scottish personal and place names.
 
After lunch, I became distracted from my 'shedyooled' proposed assignments, and became immersed for three hours browsing related articles and the archives of The Telegraph.  David Derbyshire - pronounced 'Dar-bee-shur' reported changes in pronunciation in The Queen's Christmas Day Messages over a period of more than 40 years. (2000.12.21.)
 
In 1952, the 'l' in 'milk' was strongly pronounced.  It has since softened almost to a vowel sound.  At the same time, during the 1950's, short vowels such as; 'hid', 'head' and 'had', were indistinct, sounding more or less the same.  So Her Majesty might 'pit her dogs on the hid', meaning 'pat them on the head'.
 
As an aside, something which has just occurred to me, that a wealthy neighbour of ours when I was a boy, used to have 'sex' in his garden shed.  No! No!  Not 'rumpy pumpy', they were 'sex' or 'sacks', in which garden rubbish was collected.
 
However, I digress.  Other vowels also changed; 'a' was pronounced further back in the throat, rather like the way Chinese people tend to pronounce it; Princess Anne, was 'Princess Uhnne'.  Words like 'food' and 'Sue', were pronounced further forward in the mouth, with a slightly lengthening and rounding of the sound, as Australians pronounce 'new'.
 
Dr Harrington form Macquarie University, Sydney, carried out the research and found traces of 'East-end' English (London Cockney) and 'Estuary English', deliberately badly spoken English by thirty-somethings in south-east England.
 
One of the essential elements of speaking 'Estuary English', is to be able to litter your speech with sentences ending with the enquiry, 'innit?'  'It's a very pleasant day, innit?'  Somehow, a vision of the Queen in the drawing room of Buckingham Palace, polishing a ti-ara ( a small crown with jewels used on ceremonial occassions), saying to her husband, 'It's very beautiful, innit, Phil?'; doesn't seem to ring true.  A Palace spokesman said, 'We are unable to comment because we have yet to see the report.'  An inside source reported that he overheard him murmer, 'It's new, innit?
 
Neverthless, Dr Harrington produced an interesting piece of research which, from my point of view, illustrates how language changes at all levels over a relatively short period of time. 
 
That brings me nicely to a report by Nigel Reynolds (1999.07.29.), that Microsoft is blatantly snubbing the Queen's English with the publication of the 'Encarta World English Dictionary' in association with Bloomsbury Press, a British Publishing House.  They claim that, English as it is spoken in Britain no longer accounts for much around the world.'  The Encarta World English Dictionary claims that World English will contain thousands of words from other countries and will be more important than British English.
 
Nigel Newton (Nye-gel New-tun), Chief Executive at Bloomsbury, maintains that, 'the Queen's English is an outmoded and backward looking concept.'  Kathy Rooney (Kath-ee Ro -Nee or Kath-ee Roo-nay (Aus) - both are correct), attacked traditional English dictionaries as being 'Brito-centric' and 'perpetuating an 'imperialist and supremacist' view of language.
 
That's nonsence.  We have explored in other sections on this website how English has evolved over 2000 years, and continues to do so.  Besides taking words from Latin, Greek, Indian languages, Chinese and practically every other culture on the planet, we have also taken on board and grappled with words and expressions from the United States; 'ass-hole' and 'motherf***er', for example.  There is no doubt in my mind, that Kate Thing-ummy is speaking assocentrically.
 
Encarta's publication has spurred speculation that it's owner, Bill Gates, is poised to attempt to corner the Dictionary Market.  Mr Newton maintains that the project was Bloomsbury's proposal and that Bill What's-his-name had no personal involvement in the matter.  Who's he kidding?  Don't try to tell me that the horse doesn't know where the cart is going.  If someone was using 5million US$, GBP, Euros or even a cent of my money, I would want to know where it was going.
 
That aside, estimates predict that by 2050, 50% of the world's population will be competent in English.  Bloomsbury - Microsoft say that English must adapt faster and absorb local words from wherever it's spoken.
 
It is interesting to note that different versions will be published in the United States and Britain, which seems to defeat the object of defining words for use world-wide.  There may, however, be a logical explanation.  Ten years ago in Florida, an American Publisher of English text books told me, 'The problem with the United States is that we have no history, and no Culture.  In twenty-five years, we'll all be speaking Spanish.'  - Laissez faire! (That's a French expression).
 
Hugh Davies reported (1999.06.09.) 'Ba gum, there's an ee in t' Oxford Dictionary'.  This goes to demonstrate how accurate and forward-thinking the Oxford University Press is in up-dating it's dictionaries annually.
 
The new word, 'ee', will be found jammed between 'EDP' (electronic data processing,  and 'eejit', an immaginative Irish word for 'idiot'.  It is an northern expression for 'oh', much the same as 'ay-ah' is in Chinese.  Another example is 'oy', an expression used when you wish to attract someone's attention, - 'Oy! Pass me that dictionary, weel yuh.'  Penny Silva, deputy editor of the 20 volume Oxford English Dictionary (1999), gave 'ohnosecond' as a splendid example of the way the English language adapts to changing circumstances.  It refers to the instantaneous moment - lightning fast - that you realise that you've pressed the wrong key on your computer.
 
A word I sometimes use is 'filip' - I don't even know if it exists as a real word.  In my world it's the moment you open a little tub of cream for your coffee in McDonalds.  No matter how you try, a 'filip' launches itself from the container and spoils a clean shirt.
 
Each month, 18,000 new words are added to the data base at Oxford University Press for scruting and possible inclusion in the 'Concise Oxford Dictionary', originally created by Henry Fowler in 1911.
 
Elizabeth Knowles, editor of the 'Oxford Dictionary of New Words', said in 1977, that 'much of the pleasure and interest in compiling a book of this kind, derives from the opportunities to enjoy the inventiveness with which vocabulary adapts to changing situations.'  She quotes: 'gob-smacked', 'sound-bite', 'road-rage', 'double-wammy', 'set-top-box', 'bonk-busters' and 'policy-wonks' as examples of the 2000 words which have entered English circulation in the past few years.  Perhaps 'Brito-centric' and 'assocentric' will make it before 2010.
 
Other factors have come into play: e-mail english for example; withoutpunctuationcapitallettersabreviationsandspellingwhichiamsometimesatalosstodeciferplshelp
 
The use of cliches - 'a phrase or idea which is used so often that it becomes meaningless'  (Oxford Advanced Learners English-Chinese Dictionary).  Nigel Reynolds (1999.06.02) mentions... 'At the end of the day...',  'At this moment in time...'  and  'Know what I mean...'.  My pet hate is the three-times repetitive expression... 'I, myself, personally think...'.
 
A survey by Collins - publishers of 'The Collins Concise Dictionary' commissioned in 1999, asked people to name public figures who 'mangled' English.  Politicians John Prestsott and Tony Blair (UK Deputy Prime Minister and PM respectively at the time), won hands down, with Bill Clinton, former US President coming a close third.
 
Mr Reynolds mentions the down-grading of the English language such as, adjectives which are used to modify verbs...'He swam good.'  The repetitive use of 'like' in spoken English; like for example  'I was going to like, do other work before, like, became interested in like, browsing the Telegraph archives, like.  Ju-no-wot I mean?'
 
Nouns become tranferred to verbs, as in the almost insolent question, 'Excuse me?'
 
Jon Snow, former C4 (Channel 4 Television-UK) said, 'I think English is a constantly  evolving language, and I particularly appreciate the development of new adjectives.'
 
It's true, and if we accept that idea, then all changes must be accepted as part of that development, where we like them or not.  Language is about communication.  Communication is making yourself understood, and each has its place in a particular situation.
 
e-mail English is not appropriate for use on a c.v., or resume, when you're applying for a job.  It may, however, be acceptable when you are in that job, for communicating brief messages between departments.  The English you use chatting up a girlfriend in a disco, is not the same as the language you speak with your parents, friends or in a business situation.  So, 'Whassa problem?'   (Bill Gates).
 
There isn't a problem as long as we recognise that changes are inevitable and on-going.  Everyone mangles and manipulates English at some point or another.  Advertisers use English to instill us with a sense of security and trust.
 
John Humphrys** wirtes, 'Language is more than a tool for expressing ourselves.  It acts as a mirror to our world, reflecting back to us, the way we live.'
 
He elaborates by recounting that HM Customs & Revenue (formerly the Inland Revenue), advertises itself as 'working with the largest customer base of any UK organisation.'  Of course it does!  It controls the UK's collection of Income Tax, so we don't have any choice.
 
Supermarkets now offer a 'shopping experience', as if they are doing me a favour trying to get me to part with my money on things I don't want and don't need, in an environment which itself is manipulative.   I am coaxed with soft music, special lighting that makes vegetable and fruit look more appetising, the smells of fresh ground coffee and baked bread.  A place where I have to walk miles to buy an essential item such as milk, and manouver my way between jealously guarded trolleys, laden with pounds worth of over priced, over packaged food, containing too much fat, sugar and salt.
 
But I am digressing.  Marks & Spencer, one of the UK's premier stores, apparently now promotes the idea of 'your M&S', which is blatently mis-leading, because it belongs to the share-holders not to me.
 
Mr Humphrys supports the notion of safe-guarding grammar and clarity in a age of texting, slang and hype.  He is right to say, 'It does matter'.  It is essential for expressing our thoughts, ideas, emotions, conducting business and world trade.  For entertainment, through Art, Literature and Music.
 
The 'Queens English' is not perceived as being literally English as spoken by the Queen.  Immediately the words are spoken, the listener has an image, picture, representation, idea or reflection of good, normal corret English.
 
One of the joys of English is that it is a monumental language.  As a direct result of historical devellopment, it is complex, diverse, exciting, enthralling and enigmatic.  It can be mangled, manipulated, twisted and abreviated - Why is 'abreviation' such a long word?.  It is continually developing, expanding and changing.
 
People who write, broadcast, lecture, study, research or entertain using English, clearly enjoy their work.  'Enjoying English' is what this website is all about, and has been the stimulus to my perspective of teaching the subject throughout my career.
 
www.enjoyingenglish2008.org   began as an inspirational dream three years ago.  Now a dozen or more friends are involved, contributing ideas, features, comments management and other work, since the development of the original concept.  Students too, throughout  China, make contributions.  We hope that, in time, hundreds of thousands - perhaps millions of people across the world, will want to contribute to the notion of enjoying english.
 
Alan Cooper.
November 2006.
 
- Oh!  Sir Ming?  Recalling what information I was looking for, escapes me now.
 
* 'BBC's Secret Guide to Pronunciation' by Lena Olauson and Catherine Sangster is published by Oxford University Press, priced 14.99GBP (pounds)
 
** John Humprhys: journalist, writer and broadcaster, presents the 'Today' programme on BBC Radio 4, arguably the best current affairs programme in the world.  He is the interviewer / interrogator most feared by politicians due to his direct, no-nonsence approach.
Extracts from 'Beyond Words...'  by John Humphrys is published by Hodder & Stroughton, priced 9.99GBP - an audio edition will be available shortly.
 
For these and other publications e-mail: books@telegraph.co.uk   see:  www.telegraph.co.uk  to read the  Telegraph on-line newspaper.  Use the menu for specific information and search e.g. 'telegraph books' for others. 

 
   
   
ee
 
Translate  http://www.translatorbar.com  Easy to translate text, webpages and documents into and from a choice of 53 language.  Six easy steps...
 
1.  Copy desired text.  2.  Click on http://www.translatorbar.com3.  Paste into box.
4.  Translate from  (select)  5.  Translate to  (select)  6.  Click Translate.
  Site Map